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"Never Say Never Again" (1983)

Never Say Never Again (1983) is available on DVD from MGM, but not as part of their Bond Special Editions. The DVD transfer itself is very good, but there are no special features. I spoke of this a few days ago, but have to say after watching it that it is not a bad bond film except for two things. They were not allowed to use the opening Bond credits, and were not allowed to use the Bond theme music. The music by Michel Legrand just did not have the right tone for 007.

They handled Connery's age pretty well in the plot, and I am not about to argue with Kim Basinger and Barbara Carrera as Bond Girls.

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  • Kim Basinger (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
  • Barbara Carrera (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
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    Johnny Web is off doing some tech stuff today.
    You know it, you love it, the highest grossing French film of all time...Emmanuelle. Released in 1974 and starring Sylvia Kristel and directed by Just Jaeckin. So highly influential that you can read about it elsewhere...we're here for the pics. I must say that this is one of the worst DVD transfers I've ever seen (until I nabbed a copy of Emmanuelle 4, that is). I did what I could with the caps but don't expect your typical DVD quality.

    Sylvia and Jeanne Colletin laying by the pool naked.

    Christine Boisson laying by the pool naked.

    Christine and Sylvia hanging out on the veranda masturbating. (1, 2)

    Three montages of an unknown Thai actress on stage smoking a cigarette in a most unusual way. (1, 2, 3)

    Sylvia eating out anthropologist Marika Green.

    Jeanne Colletin lifting her dress.

    Sylvia getting groped by Jeanne in the ladie's locker room. (1, 2)

    A year or so after Emmanuelle was released, out came Emmanuelle 2 aka Emmanuelle L'Antivierge aka Emmanuelle:Joys of a Woman. A case where the sequel is better than the original. The DVD is far better as well. Emmanuelle (Sylvia Kristel) is now in Hong Kong with her husband and they're both screwing anything they can get their paws on.

    Sylvia and her hubby screwing each other. (1, 2)

    Sylvia's getting an ancient Chinese acupuncture masturbation gimmick.

    This is a fantasy sequence where Sylvia (while masturbating) is imagining that she's screwing her Emmanuelle best friend.

    Sylvia and her husband take Catherine Rivet to a Hong Kong massage parlor where Catherine gets one of those special Asian style nude full body massages from the future Black Emanuelle, Laura Gemser. (1, 2, 3)

    Catherine, Laura and Sylvia. I don't know the name of Sylvia's beautiful masseuse, it's either Eva Hamel or Christiane Gibeline.

    Sylvia with either Eva or Christiane.

    Sylvia going solo.

    Sylvia screwing three strangers at a Hong Kong whorehouse.

    Sylvia and Catherine in a menage a tois with Emmanuelle's husband.

    Bianca Rinaldi
    (1, 2)
    Let's start with fashion model, Bianca Rinaldi... for no other reason except that she is right nice looking.
    Patricia Arquette
    (1, 2)
    And the caps last week of Patricia Arquette running 'round in blue undies reminded me of the scans in my hard drive. You know there were a couple of sisters in the high school I went to who were el primo, as far as me and the posse were concerned. But the Arquette girls are a cut above any pair of siblings these aged eyes have seen.
    Shannon Elizabeth
    (1, 2)
    To complete a post offered last week I send you a couple of scans of Shannon Elizabeth's derriere. Not nearly so impressive as the ventral views we have all seen from her.
    Thandie Newton Thandie Newton's looking just fine, with an almost vague hint of a sorta see-through.
    Carmen Electra

    Elizabeth Hurley

    Carmen Electra and Elizabeth Hurley showed up at some premiere or award show or gala or something where the babes are allowed to wear way too much.
    Natalie Banus
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    To finish up things we have today's babe of the third page, Natalie Jay (who went by the name, Natalie Banus, whilst adopting page 3 poses); it seems Nat spent some time on camera in the ever popular, never to be forgotten Baywatch Night series. Never could see why there wasn't a Baywatch Channel.
    Chrissy Schulz
    (1, 2)
    All new German stuff by Trainer...beginning with these topless pics of Chrissy from "Traumfrau mit Nebenwirkungen".
    Sophie Schütt
    (1, 2)
    In "Es geht nicht immer nur um Sex".
    Annett Renneberg From "Blutige Scheidung"
    Catherine Flemming Brief topless scene from "Einmal Himmel und zurück".
    Christine Neubauer Also from "Einmal Himmel und zurück".
    Claudia Mühlhuas Nude bodybuilder.
    Rita Lengye Pokies and cleavage from "Es geht nicht immer nur um Sex".
    and ...
    Penélope Cruz
    (1, 2)
    Two more of Penélope's topless scene from "Jamón, jamón".
    Sandra Speichert
    (1, 2)
    UC99 covers all 3 B's of this Swiss actress...Boobs, Bums, and Bush. Vidcaps from "Profil bas".
    Lorissa McComas
    (1, 2)
    Full frontal scans of the B-queen. Featuring a special focus on the gyno-perspective.
    Nicolette Sheridan
    (1, 2)
    Two movies, lot's of posterior viewpoints. #1 from "Deceptions". #2 from "Silver Strand". The "Deceptions" vidcaps also have some silhouette nudity, but it could be a stunt boob. Actually, in the close up bum shots, you never see her face, so I guess there could be a stunt butt as well.
    Jasmin Tabatabai The Iranian born actress in topless scenes from the 1999 German movie, "Late Show", by Celeblover.
    Tinna Finnbogadóttir Now here's something I don't get to type very often...And now for some full frontal Icelandic nudity! Vidcaps from 1993's "The Sacred Mound"

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