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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Mache Alles Mit
(1971)
Mache Alles Mit!, which means essentially "experience
everything," is an obscure bit of West German erotica. It was
evidently shown in the UK under the titles Bed-Partners and A Bit of
Everything, but is only
available on DVD in German with no English subtitles, so my plot description will
reveal more
than usual, hence spoiler warnings.
SPOILERS
Dagmar (Marion Forster) is 17, ripe and curious. Her father is a
ogre who is dedicating to making sure she remains pure. She finds an
ad from a sexy young couple looking for a threesome and answers it,
but before anything can happen, her parents call the
police, who spot the ad circled in her bedroom, and
investigate. The swingers sneak her out the back door before the
police spot her.
Dagmar runs to her friend's house to get some
cash. She calls home, and finds that her mom is somewhat sympathetic, and makes arrangements for her to stay with her
aunt in the country, telling the religious spinster aunt that she is
pregnant. The aunt keeps pumping her for salacious information, and
lacking experiences of her own, obliges with tales of all of the young women around her. Aunt is
way more interested in these erotic tales than you would expect from a
devout woman. Eventually, Dagmar relates a story featuring herself
with a
young man, whereupon the aunt calls her a whore of Babylon and starts
beating her with a rubber hose. Dagmar tells auntie that she is
actually a virgin and not pregnant at all, but auntie will have none
of it. Dagmar runs away, and moves into a mill house with a student
she has met. The two eventually fall in love, but Dagmar is underage, so we need a moral ending.
Dad discovers where Dagmar is hiding, and shows
up with the police. They arrest the boyfriend, and Dagmar is forced to
go home.
END SPOILERS
This is decidedly a specialized taste and not at all typical erotica. Dagmar
is an interesting and sympathetic character, and the underlying
message, that at some point kids need to be allowed to mature the way
they want to, is one I agree with. Unfortunately, the complexity of
the characterization, which is the film's greatest strength, is
actually a weakness in this case because the DVD has no English
subtitles. In a more traditional sort of erotic film, the
language would be far less important than here, where the story is
very difficult to understand unless you have some command of German.
There are not enough IMDb votes for a meaningful score.
It only seems to be available
in the USA from RLDVDs.com on a region-free disk in PAL format. The
video transfer is acceptable given the age of the film. Get info by
clicking on the image below:
NUDITY: Marion Forster shows breasts and buns, and maybe a hint of bush.
Elisabeth Volkmann, as the married woman, shows everything, as does
Elisabeth Felchner as one of the girls in a story told by Dagmar.
Several unknowns show everything, including full frontal from a guy.
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Notes and collages
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24 celebrities, 25 blowjobs
Over the years there have been several non-porn
celebrities who have been caught on camera in the act of
fellatio. (Who was, by the way, my favorite character in
Hamlet.) In some of these cases, the celebrity in question
has performed in a "mainstream" movie, while in other cases
the kielbasa kissing has been recorded as part of a home sex
tape.
Some ambitious fellow has collected 25 such BJs into an
80 minute movie, the cocksucking equivalent of "That's
Entertainment." It might be called "That's Head"
The following group of eight short videos splits the long
video into eight self-contained parts. Each will work as a
discrete video, but if you care to, you can restore the
original vid by downloading all eight and re-joining them.
(They are numbered.)
Big downloads. Each one of the eight parts is 50-100 meg
Here is the index .jpg file
which illustrates the contents.
Rapidshare links (feel free to share)
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Jenna Lewis
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Kim Kardashian, Amanda Ooms, Chloe Sevigny
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Carole Laure, Chyna
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Gena Lee Nolin, Jayne Kennedy, Jordan
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Keeley Hazell, Kristine de Bell, Marushka Detmers
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Margo Stilley, Pam Anderson (2), Rebecca Brooke, Paris
Hilton
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Severina Vuckovic, Alana Dante, Tiffany Limos, Federica
Tommasi, Zsuzsa Csisztu
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Anna Jandrasopark, Anapola Mushkadiz, Abi Titmuss
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Locally hosted links of the same clips
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Jenna Lewis
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Kim Kardashian, Amanda Ooms, Chloe Sevigny
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Carole Laure, Chyna
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Gena Lee Nolin, Jayne Kennedy, Jordan
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Keeley Hazell, Kristine de Bell, Marushka Detmers
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Margo Stilley, Pam Anderson (2), Rebecca Brooke, Paris Hilton
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Severina Vuckovic, Alana Dante, Tiffany Limos, Federica Tommasi,
Zsuzsa Csisztu
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Anna Jandrasopark, Anapola Mushkadiz, Abi Titmuss
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More film clips:
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Peaches Geldof on the beach in a bikini
bottom. Nice chest, but she obviously doesn't spend a lot of time on the
soloflex.
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Monica Bellucci. Old picture. New, large size.
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Kangaroo Jack
In debt with his mobster stepfather (Christopher Walken), Charlie Charbone (Jerry O'Connell) and his friend Louis (Anthony Anderson) are sent to Australia to deliver $50,000 to a "business associate." In transit, they run into a Kangaroo and dress him up in Louis' lucky jacket. Unfortunately, the mafia money is in the jacket pocket. When Kangaroo Jack wakes up and bounces away, Charlie and Louis are left to pursue the beast and the money. The mob, not believing our fearless duo's wild story, chases after Charlie and Louis. Along the way, the duo meets Jessie (Estella Warren), who helps them find Kangaroo Jack and recover the money.
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