* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








Mache Alles Mit


Mache Alles Mit!, which means essentially "experience everything," is an obscure bit of West German erotica. It was evidently shown in the UK under the titles Bed-Partners and A Bit of Everything, but is only available on DVD in German with no English subtitles, so my plot description will reveal more than usual, hence spoiler warnings.


Dagmar (Marion Forster) is 17, ripe and curious. Her father is a ogre who is dedicating to making sure she remains pure. She finds an ad from a sexy young couple looking for a threesome and answers it, but before anything can happen, her parents call the police, who spot the ad circled in her bedroom, and investigate. The swingers sneak her out the back door before the police spot her.

Dagmar runs to her friend's house to get some cash. She calls home, and finds that her mom is somewhat sympathetic, and makes arrangements for her to stay with her aunt in the country, telling the religious spinster aunt that she is pregnant. The aunt keeps pumping her for salacious information, and lacking experiences of her own, obliges with tales of all of the young women around her. Aunt is way more interested in these erotic tales than you would expect from a devout woman. Eventually, Dagmar relates a story featuring herself with a young man, whereupon the aunt calls her a whore of Babylon and starts beating her with a rubber hose. Dagmar tells auntie that she is actually a virgin and not pregnant at all, but auntie will have none of it. Dagmar runs away, and moves into a mill house with a student she has met. The two eventually fall in love, but Dagmar is underage, so we need a moral ending. Dad discovers where Dagmar is hiding, and shows up with the police. They arrest the boyfriend, and Dagmar is forced to go home.


This is decidedly a specialized taste and not at all typical erotica. Dagmar is an interesting and sympathetic character, and the underlying message, that at some point kids need to be allowed to mature the way they want to, is one I agree with. Unfortunately, the complexity of the characterization, which is the film's greatest strength, is actually a weakness in this case because the DVD has no English subtitles.  In a more traditional sort of erotic film, the language would be far less important than here, where the story is very difficult to understand unless you have some command of German.

There are not enough IMDb votes for a meaningful score.


It only seems to be available in the USA from on a region-free disk in PAL format. The video transfer is acceptable given the age of the film. Get info by clicking on the image below:

Mache alles mit DVD Widescreen (1971)

NUDITY: Marion Forster shows breasts and buns, and maybe a hint of bush. Elisabeth Volkmann, as the married woman, shows everything, as does Elisabeth Felchner as one of the girls in a story told by Dagmar. Several unknowns show everything, including full frontal from a guy.



Marion Foster


Elisabeth Volkmann


Elisabeth Felchner









Today is another "B-Movie Babe" day. In fact, it is a double feature with Scream Queen Stephanie Beaton.

Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft

Boobs in the bathtub from Stephanie.




The Bagman

More of her Robo-Hooters.







Notes and collages


Shannen Doherty, Season 3, Episode 15

Part 1







24 celebrities, 25 blowjobs

Over the years there have been several non-porn celebrities who have been caught on camera in the act of fellatio. (Who was, by the way, my favorite character in Hamlet.) In some of these cases, the celebrity in question has performed in a "mainstream" movie, while in other cases the kielbasa kissing has been recorded as part of a home sex tape.

Some ambitious fellow has collected 25 such BJs into an 80 minute movie, the cocksucking equivalent of "That's Entertainment." It might be called "That's Head"

The following group of eight short videos splits the long video into eight self-contained parts. Each will work as a discrete video, but if you care to, you can restore the original vid by downloading all eight and re-joining them. (They are numbered.)

Big downloads. Each one of the eight parts is 50-100 meg

Here is the index .jpg file which illustrates the contents.


Rapidshare links (feel free to share)

Locally hosted links of the same clips


More film clips:


Peaches Geldof on the beach in a bikini bottom. Nice chest, but she obviously doesn't spend a lot of time on the soloflex.

Monica Bellucci. Old picture. New, large size. Same beautiful woman.






Kangaroo Jack

In debt with his mobster stepfather (Christopher Walken), Charlie Charbone (Jerry O'Connell) and his friend Louis (Anthony Anderson) are sent to Australia to deliver $50,000 to a "business associate." In transit, they run into a Kangaroo and dress him up in Louis' lucky jacket. Unfortunately, the mafia money is in the jacket pocket. When Kangaroo Jack wakes up and bounces away, Charlie and Louis are left to pursue the beast and the money. The mob, not believing our fearless duo's wild story, chases after Charlie and Louis. Along the way, the duo meets Jessie (Estella Warren), who helps them find Kangaroo Jack and recover the money.


Estella Warren