The Session

1971

Brainscan's comments:

Someone marketed this "3 On a Waterbed" despite the very inconvenient fact it has exactly two people in it.  Two.  Only two.  Nary another soul to be seen.  Who, might I ask, is the third on this bed of yours?  A ghost?  A bedbug?  Or does the title imply one of the two suffers from a multiple personality disorder?  'Tis a mystery. 

 
IMDb has The Session rated in the very low 2’s but I gotta tell y’all that number is giving it way too much credit.  After decades of watching really bad movies to grab new stuff from grindhouse trash, I know something about awful cinema.  And I have to say this one would have embarrassed Ed Wood. 

Two people – famous movie star and the hooker he has hired – spend a weekend fucking in a motel room in preparation for his upcoming role in an erotic mystery.  Along the way they do a lot of talking.  That’s it.  Starts out with the two getting along okay in her profession but, at some point they begin to disagree and dislike.  Not sure when, not sure why, but it happens, probably because the movie star guy is a fucking prick, a flaming asshole, a douche bag in human form.  And it turns out he is rehearsing for an erotic MURDER mystery, which makes the weekend a real bummer for her, yes indeed. 

Fine, despite the idea that the hooker gal (played by an actress credited as Regina Williams) is nekkid almost the whole time, the camera reveals about four minutes of useable nudity, almost all of them under lighting conditions that were less than ideal.  We see a generous amount of T, some serious A but only an accidental second or two of furry bits.  These four minutes are the only reasons to watch any of the Three - minus one - On a Waterbed.

Regina Williams film clip (collages below)