Thursday

Tuna
"Agony of Love"

Agony of Love (1966) is an exploitation classic directed by William Rotsler, and written and produced by Harry Novak. It is a sort of psychological drama/titty flick starring Pat Barrington, who was one of the more well known sexploitation actresses of the mid 60s. She is married to money, and has her own as well, but doesn't get the time and sexual attention from her husband. She had a similar problem with her father, who bought her anything she wanted, but otherwise ignored her. She compensates by turning tricks.

As the film opens, we see her running through the streets of Hollywood at night with her husband chasing her. Flash back to her johns and her visits to her shrink. We also learn that her husband will be buying a hooker for a big customer, and himself as well. If you can't figure out the ending from here, you just don't watch enough movies. She sometimes works with other girls, which accounts for the skin count.

Barrington shows breasts and buns several times. We also have breasts from Joy Lowe and Sherry Shannon, as well as two women at the end of the film. They are Helena Clayton and Tori Lambert, but there is no way to tell which is which, so they are both labeled unknowns. IMDb, which calls this From Lady to Tramp, doesn't have enough votes for a score. It is one half of a Something Weird offering. While they have the usual trailers and additional shorts, the transfer was not as good as is their norm, and there was no commentary. This film was hugely popular with the drive-in and grindhouse crowd, and made Novak a ton of money. Today, it is slow and predictable. This is a C.

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  • Joy Lowe (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Pat Barrington (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39)
  • Sherry Shannon (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Unknown #1 (1, 2, 3)
  • Unknown #2 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Norma Jean and Marilyn (1994):

    These are vids of Ashley Judd's two best nude scenes in the Marilyn Monroe biopic. If you have not seen them, they are must viewing. (zipped .wmv's converted from vids found in usenet).

     

     

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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

     

    Black Tie Nights

    • Black Tie Nights is a brand new (premiere in June) Cinemax series about a {cough} dating service. Here's Tiffany Bolton. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).

     

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Brainscan
    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    I have nothing but positive things to say about "Seeing Other People (2004)." Not a bad thing at all. Nary a word. Jay Mohr was his typical manly, studly, witty self. And the gal who played his betrothed? What a babe. The dialogue was fresh and real, and the screenplay, a seamless masterpiece of delicate interplay between sophisticated folk with clever and profound things to say. What a delightful movie. Go and rent it. Better yet, go and buy it. Two copies. No, three. And tell all your friends to do likewise.

    And let me assure you that none of the above is written so that producers throughout Hollywood will see just how well Seeing Other sells and will, of course, attribute its success to the presence of two topless Hefmates. Oh the Hefmates are there and neither has been nekkid on-screen before but I swear that has nothing to do with my review. Not a word. And sure the Heffers look terrific. Well, one of them does. That would be Nicole Marie Lenz. Damn she's hot.

    Shanna Moakler is topless, too, but its the top I am worried about. This gal, a former Miss USA before she was a Hefmate, used to have a most delightful, slim body. Just like Nicole's. But then Shanna drank too much milk or changed the ring tone on her cell phone or something and now those things attached to her chest... well, they just aren't that attractive anymore. But she is a former beauty queen and a former Hefmate and she's topless so I shouldn't complain.

    And I won't, because the movie is so great and stuff and I mean it. No ulterior motives. No attempt to get you folks to shell out your hard earned cash on some crappy, boring, dime-a-dozen film that should earn its makers an F, no a G, at UCLA film school, just so that the lemmings who make movies will put more nekkid Hefmates in them. Never occurred to me.

    About the Nicole caps: that thing she has in her hand in the first collage is intended not for her own use for for Jay Mohr's. She wants to use it on him. He objects. But see, here he is smooching and feeling up some other gal, who is okay but she sure ain't no Nicole Marie, leaving Nicole to her own devices. So, I'm figuring he deserved to that thing put where the sun don't shine just for his poor taste in women.

    • Nicole Marie Lenz (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    • Shanna Moakler (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.


    Today the Ghost takes a look at the 1996 B-thriller "Subliminal Seduction", directed by and starring direct-to-video legend, Andrew Stevens. Currently this is not available for purchase on home video, but it is playing on cable this month.

    • Katherine Kelly Lang...mostly showing off robo-goodies, but video link #1 and image link #10 both show pubes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
    • Katherine Kelly Lang zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

    • B-movie regular Griffin Drew goes topless and shows a little thong exposure. (1, 2, 3, 4)
    • Griffin Drew zipped .wmv

    • Rainer Grant shows breast and bum views in a love scene. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
    • Rainer Grant zipped .wmv

    Variety
    Naomi Watts
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18)

    		Excellent 'caps by Flautista featuring the star of "The Ring" topless in scenes from "21 Grams". Watts earned a Best Actress Oscar nomination for this role.

    Lake Bell
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    		The 6' 2" co-star of the new ABC series "Boston Legal" showing off a whole bunch of cleavage on Kimmel.

    Miranda Otto
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    		The "Lord of the Rings" co-star gets nekkid! Here is the Aussie actress topless in scenes from "Julie Walking Home" aka "The Healer" (2002).

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    ARNOLD SAYS BUSH SPEECH COST HIM SEX
    No Party For Arnold - Arnold Schwarzenegger told a crowd Monday that his Democratic wife Maria Shriver was so unhappy with his pro-Bush speech at the GOP Convention, "There was no sex for 14 days. Everything comes with side effects." The crowd laughed, but pundits note that Arnold has frustrated Republicans by not stumping for Bush since.

  • Better than being frustrated himself when his stump is banned from Bush.
  • He's a little worried: if Bush wins, there may be no sex for "four more years."
  • You'd think a Kennedy would enjoy screwing a Republican.


    IDIOTIC VOTER FRAUD ROUND-UP
    The Really Surreal Life - Elections officials in Defiance, Ohio, are investigating a man who allegedly filled out 124 fraudulent voter registration cards in exchange for payment in crack cocaine by a voter drive worker. They say they first realized something was wrong when the NAACP submitted the forms and the names on them included Dick Tracy, Michael Jordan, George Foreman and Mary Poppins. And they all seemed to live at the same address.

  • Well, supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!
  • Sounds like a reality show created by someone on crack.
  • What really tipped them off was the claim that Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant were living at the same address.
  • They didn't really need Dick Tracy to figure this one out.

    Wanna Have A Grand Old Party? - Some students at the Blue Bell campus of Pennsylvania's Montgomery County Community College were upset to discover they'd been registered to vote as Republicans. They claim they were manipulated by registration workers who asked them to sign a form which they didn't read because they thought it was a petition to legalize marijuana.

  • Also, they were too wasted to read.
  • They're so stoned, they think this means they have to vote Republican.
  • Man, you try to do something civic-minded, and someone tricks you into registering to vote!


    DRUNK DRIVER OFFERS COPS STRIP SHOW
    Entertainment For The Police Christmas Party - In Tallinn, Estonia, two cops pulled over a woman they suspected of driving drunk. A police spokeswoman said that after she failed a breathalyzer test, she suddenly bared her breasts to the officers, then offered them a private strip show if they'd let her go. They didn't. The whole thing was captured on the police car's video camera.

  • You can watch it online for $2.99 a minute.
  • In her defense, she noted that she would NEVER have done that if she weren't drunk.
  • The big question: what is Courtney Love doing in Estonia?