Bazookas the Movie

This one was a request. What can I say? We get all kinds of requests and we aim to please. It was actually not unpleasant to watch.

Bazookas the Movie, although made in 2009, looks like a no-budget straight-to-video 1980s film, and it uses the basic formula for all 1980s comedies: slobs vs snobs. Because of a wager between two brothers after the death of their dad, a struggling fitness center has three months to reach profitability or it will be torn down for a shiny new office complex. The lovable, pudgy brother who wants to keep the gym alive finally decides that the best way to sell memberships is to sex the place up a bit - strip aerobics, topless aquatics, etc.

And (spoiler alert) it works, despite the best efforts of the scheming, evil brother, who tries to sabotage everything his kindly, bumbling sibling is trying to accomplish.

OK, it's not original. It's 50% Dodgeball and 50% Used Cars. It's not subtle either, or very slick, but the good news is that the film doesn't skimp on the T&A. Several women get topless and one of them shows it all. You can see OZ's collages from this film in the July 23rd edition. Here are the film clips:

Nicole Galati

Angela Cohen

Anita Sabherwal

Christina Ruiz, Jessica Rose Newbury and Tanya Badgley
Christina is the one who did the full frontal in the shower scene.

Mandee Capone

Christie Beran
 She's not naked, but the guy who requested this film specifically asked for her.


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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