Californication

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I had a woman over last night and after watching a bit of Californication she asked, "Didn't Duchovny used to be a legit actor? When did he start doing soft porn."

I explained that I really like Californication because it not only features really hot chicks naked, but it is written by people who love dirty talk, have a sense of humor, and have actually read some books which contain hard words. To my way of thinking, that combination creates the ideal breeding ground for entertainment.

This episode features the spectacular boobs of Eva Amurri again, and some other topless chicks whose identities seem somehow less important than Eva's. Video here, HD caps below

Scoopy's Mystery Quiz Movie

Quick, name a movie that features a bunch of gunslingers who all gather in a small town for the ultimate showdown to the death, winner-take-all.

Here's the hard part: it's not The Quick and the Dead.

The movie I'm talking about here is called The Tournament, and it takes place in the England of today, not in the American Wild West. This time the gunslingers are professional hit men rather than cowpokes, but apart from that it's basically The Quick and the Dead revisited with modern technology.

The only thing this story and its characters have in common with life is that the film is mindless, brutish and short. I can, however, recommend the stunts and the explosions. Things get blowed up good.

There is really no review necessary of you watch this clip of a shoot-out in a strip club. After you watch it, you'll know exactly whether you will like the movie because the rest of the film is also just like that, except without the tits.