"Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood"
Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988) has a new twist for reanimating Jason. In our last episode, he was waited down with a rock and chain and returned to the bottom of the lake where he died before episode one. This time, a young Lar Park-Lincoln kills her father with telekinetic powers after he gets drunk and hits her mother. Cat to several years in the future, when she is returning to Crystal Lake with her mother and shrink. The shrink claims to be trying to help her, but is really trying to develop her psychic ability for his own gain. She get mad, and brings Jason back, inadvertently. A surprise birthday party next door provides the horny teen Jason fodder.
Along the way, Elizabeth Kaitan shows breasts in a sex and post sex scene, and Heidi Kozak shows breasts and buns in a skinny dipping scene. Her character also has an underwater full frontal. IMDb readers score this 4.0. It is neither the best nor the worst of the bunch. We get long looks at Jason without the mask this time, find out that he is immune to fire, and end up with him back at the bottom of the lake. As the DVD set I am currently going through has 8 episodes, I think we can assume that he will be back. This is a C-. It is not especially good, but not remarkably bad either. It should satisfy fans of the series.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Double Agent 73 (1971):
Many of Doris Wishman's goofy softcore
movies from the 70s are now available on DVD. Some of the goofiest
ones involve that notorious genetic freak, Chesty Morgan, she of the
73 inch chest. This time Chesty is a secret agent with tiny cameras
implanted in her breasts. In one fight scene, she takes a jumbo
hooter and slaps the baddy with it, causing him to fall back across
Here are the last three clips
- Chesty Morgan (short zipped .wmvs) (1,
Karl Rove Sits Under the Wheels of Air Force One. The
AP story says he "he laid himself" under the wheels of Air Force
One - which sounds like the result of a typical Dick Cheney senate
floor suggestion. (The past tense of lie is lay).
Urban Legend: Monica Lewinsky said, "I voted Republican this year.
The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth." Status: bullshit.
But funny bullshit!
Dr. Kevorkian movie set to roll. Damn, I hope they let
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have this one! Would that make a great
musical comedy, or what?
Catholic World News says John Kerry is excommunicated.
That's a tough break for the big fella, since it comes with two
big penalties: (1) he has to spend all eternity in the fires of
eternal damnation, and (2) he loses his automatic 10% discount on
Bushmill's at Kelly's Blarney Stone Tavern
Wow - film colorizing has really improved.
A recent search through some attic junk unearthed a reel-to-reel
tape of John Kerry in concert - Oct 21, 1961 - playing for The
Electras. Well, it's better than Bill Shatner, but not
The General Headquarters of the Campaign for Canadian World
Man "forgets" to bring severed penis to penis reattachment
Stalls go on cockle alert. As well they might!
Four free short videos from SPICE TV.
- It's nostalgia day at PlayboyPlus.com, with
a free Playmate Gallery of Carol Imhof, Miss December 1970
Gambling shatters Cecil Fielder's dream retirement.
Fielder pissed away some $47 million in career earnings, and is
now broke. He spent $7 million of that on gambling, and the other
$40 million on Big Macs.
- On a side note, you have to wonder what Cecil looks like now
that he's no longer in playing condition. The bio on the linked
page lists his weight as 240, which must be based on his school
physical from eighth grade.
More Republicans Than Democrats are Satisfied With Their Sex Lives
Cussing makes men impotent. No wonder you never see
those South Park guys with a date!
- Halloween weirdness:
MY TRIP TO HALF MOON BAY PUMPKIN PATCHES
The first pics of Michael Chiklis in action as The Thing
- Speaking of Christmas, here's something for that special kid
on your list.
The Apprentice Talking Donald Trump Doll - with real
Alf Discusses New Career in Pornography: "From Anal
Loving Furries to Aliens Love Fellatio, ALF is reinventing himself
- as a porn star."
- I know it is hard to believe, but this article in Star
Magazine is actually
an interesting insider's look at Madonna and Kaballah in general.
Bedroom Secret Revealed by Weekly World News: DONALD RUMSFELD
SLEEPS WITH GI JOE DOLL
Mrs. Cheney's Irate Response to Senator John Kerry's Cheap Debate
Reference to Her Beloved Daughter Mary's Vile and Repulsive
Lifestyle Choice (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
The greatest film critic of them all, The Filthy Critic, pans Team
America because he just hates it when people use
profanity and shocking statements to get a cheap laugh.
- It's not topo early to be thinking about Christmas. Surely
somebody on your list would love a
lighted day-glow toilet seat.
First pic of Dr Doom from the Fantastic Four movie -
WTF? It looks more like the new James Bond.
- KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN ...
Bill Shatner sings again - and gets some pretty damned good
reviews this time.
- Dave Barry:
"Our traffic problems are getting worse, according to a recent
study by the Institute of Discovering Things That Make You Go
''Duh.'' How bad is our traffic mess? Consider these
- FACT: Commuting by automobile now takes so long that many
workers have no time to do any actual work. When they reach
their place of employment, they grab a cup of coffee, spend a
few minutes discussing the previous night's episode of The
Apprentice with their co-workers, and immediately start the long
commute home, unaware that their jobs were outsourced to Asia
Current Electoral Vote Predictor is now showing Kerry leading
257-247. Their only change since yesterday was to move
New Hampshire from the undecided column to "barely Kerry". This is
the only summary we have seen to give Kerry an electoral lead in
the country, but all four of
our resources are now placing New Hampshire
(tentatively, of course) into the Blue section. Although there are
several states which vacillate between one specific candidate and
the "undecided" column, there are only four states which are
assigned by different polls to different candidates: Ohio (20),
Wisconsin (10), Nevada (5), and Iowa (7).
Why post-feminist women enjoy Trading Spouses and Wife Swap.
(This is a serious article, as impossible as that seems.)
The Texas Bigfoot Research Center
Bill O'Reilly's Pleasure Zone And Garden Of Womanly Delights
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
I love this clip
There isn't really any nudity - it's 99% tease, but
it is a really cute clip of Teri Hatcher getting locked out of her
house naked on the TV show called Desperate Housewives. Hatcher will
be 40 in about a month, but looks fantastic - slim, trim, and better
than ever. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
Words, pictures, and vids from
Hi dear Scoopy !
I wrote these lines 4 years ago (October 20,
2000 back issue):
"First I have a scan of a stark naked
Alessandra Mussolini from Novella 2000. I found the
picture while going through my archives. It shows the Duce's
granddaughter stark naked in a 1990 American-Israeli movie
called "Back to freedom / Ha-derech L'Ein Harod". She's naked
under a waterfall with Tony Peck. She tried to have this scene
cut at a 1998 film festival but the producer left the scene in
saying that he used a body-double. She claimed that it made
her feel hurt as a wife, a mother and a member of parliament
(for the extreme right-wing party Alleanza nazionale ). So we
now have a producer stating that this is a body double on one
side and on the other side we have a former actress saying it
was her. Who should we believe and more important, does this
look like a double to you? I don't think it's a double unless
she has a twin sister no-one ever heard of. Does some-one have
vidcaps of this film or has somebody seen it?"
Well, finally I was able to find this film on DVD. It's available
in an all-regions PAL version from Amazon Germany and its title is
Phantom Fighters. It's a full-screen version with German audio
only unfortunately. There is also an English version with
Portuguese subtitles available from
on DVD-R but the master is a videotape, and
although the transfer isn't bad, it doesn't reach the image
quality of the German DVD. Due to a mix-up in the IMDb, which I
undertook to correct, I ended up buying both versions. You see,
this flick has several titles. "Ha-derech L'Ein
Harod" is the Hebrew title with "Freedom-The Voice of Ein Harod"
as its English counterpart. "Phantom Fighters" was listed as an
other entry but is in fact the German video title of the first
movie. And I only noticed after I already bought both ...
The film itself is really nothing to write home about. At some
time in Israel during a severe drought the army has taken over the
country and keeps almost every one under its thumb by allowing
people only very small rations of water. Tony Peck is a left-wing
journalist who doesn't approve and undertakes to join The Voice of
Ein Harod, a clandestine anti-army radio station in the north that
urges people to join them. What follows is sort of a
boring odyssey to Ein Harod through what must be the ugliest
places in Israel, during which our "hero" meets Israeli soldier
Liora, played by Alessandra Mussolini who is very friendly towards
men. In the end they reach Ein Harod but this proves a major
disappointment for them.
As I already mentioned this flick is boring from begin to end and
not even Alessandra's nude scene can change that. The plot is very
thin, the actions are illogical and soon all becomes misconstrued.
The photography could have been much sharper and the locations are
among the ugliest ever put on film. Tony Peck, the son of screen
legend Gregory Peck, proves that acting skills aren't necessarily
passed on with the genes, and the other actors aren't any better.
They all seem to be wondering what they are doing in a stinker
like this. In my book this definitely rates as an E.
Nudity report: Alessandra Mussolini shows all, Elky Jacobs shows
breasts and partial buns and an unknown actress is topless lying
on a table.
Since my October 2000 report Alessandra Mussolini has left the
extreme right-wing party Alleanza Nazionale because she considers
them not enough to the right anymore and founded her own party
LibertÓ di Azione (www.libertadiazione.net
where she defends family values and opposes Turkey entering the EU
among others. Besides a politician Mrs. Mussolini is also a doctor
and I think my caps and clips display her anatomy perfectly. Caps
1 to 10 are brightened which make her pubes more visible, while
caps 11 to 21 are unaltered. It also becomes very clear that no
body double was used, certainly if you compare with pictures of
her in the Encyclopedia and in Celebrity Sleuth Vol. 4, no. 7 and
Vol. 8, no. 8 (look at the eyes). And when you look at pictures of
her grandfather Benito you can also see the resemblance. In this
case the genes were undoubtedly passed on.
Elky or Elki Jacobs plays a sex-starved housewife who gets her
comeuppance when she forces herself upon Tony Peck.
An unknown actress plays a female Israeli soldier who serves as a
mattress for her male colleagues.
That's all for now, hope to be back soon.
- Thumbnails (1,
- Mussolini (1,
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
This is Angie Cepeda in Pantaleˇn y las Visitadoras (2002). Angie's from Colombia. So is Sofia Vergara. Two women who look like Angie and Sofia in a country of what? Eight million people? What are the odds? Hell, in all of the Big Apple and its surrounding environs... 24 million people... there aren't two women who look this good. Canada's got 50 million and you wanna bet they ain't got two? Must be something in the water or the soil or the air. So I was wondering, where can I book a flight to Colombia?
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today the Ghost takes a look at the low-budget sci-fi/Skinemax flick "Alien Intruder" (1993). Billy Dee Williams "stars" in this thing, but basically goes through the entire movie looking like he'd rather be anywhere else (even back doing Colt 45 Malt Liquor commericials).
- Gwen Somers goes topless.
- Gwen Somers zipped .wmv
- Melinda Armstrong bares all 3 B's.
- Melinda Armstrong zipped .wmvs
- Tracy Scoggins shows some cleavage and pokies.
- Tracy Scoggins zipped .wmv
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
Poltergeist The Legacy: episode Black Widow
The hottest episode of the series about a succubus who has sex
with men and sucks the life out of them.
Unfortunately the syndicated versions removed Tanja Reichert's
full frontal nude scene.
A few IDs...
"Naked City: Justice with a Bullet" (1998)
Dawna Wright is the blonde lesbian on the pool table.
- Dawna Wright: topless lesbian action with unknown Raschelle Frayne.
Playmakers: episode Game Day
The blonde woman in bed is Canadian hefmate Tailor James.
The Black woman may be Melyssa Ford.
"House of the Dead" (2003)
A reason to re-rent this stinker is Erica Parker now known
as Erica Durance is the new Lois Lane in the Smallville
superman television series.
Thanks to Bare Facts website for pointing this out.
The latest batch of 'caps from German TV by our newest contributor of Euro-babes.
||Martens shows partial breast exposure and bares her bum for a nude swimming scene from the German daily-soap "Unter uns".
||Taking a bath and showing a bit of breast in a scene from the pilot episode of a new series called "Die Albertis".
||Brief toplessness from a romantic made-for-TV movie called "Das Zimmermńdchen und der Millionńr" (2004).
||Taking a fully-clothed outdoor-shower on another episode of "Verschollen".
||Nude in a shower scene from the Austrian TV crime series "Kommissar Rex".
|Cheryl Shepard (German TV actress born in New York City), Katja Strobel and Katy Karrenbauer in the prison shower from an early episode of "Hinter Gittern".
||The French actress bares all 3 B's in a scene from the short movie "Les liens du sang" aka "Blood Relations".
|D'Oh! Somehow I missed these. Here is the "C.S.I.: NY" star showing some pokies, cleavage and legs during an appearance on Letterman last week.
|nmd 'caps of Bello baring all in scenes from excellent small budget film "The Cooler", starring William H. Macy and Alec Baldwin. Baldwin was nominated for a Best Supporting Oscar for his role.
|Señor Skin 'caps of Liz topless in scenes from the 1988 UK movie "Rowing with the Wind".
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
NOTE FROM PAT.
We'd like to urge everyone to see "Team America: World Police." It's BRILLIANT!! The ending perfectly sums up my world view. But just seeing Sean Penn get eaten by a kitty cat or Michael Moore explode is well worth the price of admission.
JOLIE NAMED WORLD'S SEXIEST WOMAN
Her Brother Will Verify That - Esquire magazine's editors and readers voted
Angelina Jolie as 2004's "sexiest woman alive." She was followed closely
by Halle Berry and Britney Spears. Jolie admitted her image was wild, bad,
weird or crazy, saying, "The tattoos, the blood, cutting myself -- it's all
very much who I am. If you knew me privately, you might think I was even
wilder than my reputation. But I'm also much softer. I'm a soft woman.
Softer than people think."
Weak from all the blood loss...
Except her puffy lips, which are harder than you'd think.
When the director yells "Cut," Angelina takes him literally.
Britney Spears, voted the third sexiest woman alive?! Did they bother to look at any recent pics of her? That award should
go to her makeup and lighting crew!
MEN MORE WILLING THAN WOMEN TO SLEEP WITH BOSS
No Waffling - A poll of 12,078 Belgians by the human resources weekly
Vacature found that men are more willing to have sex with their boss to get
a raise or promotion than women are. Twelve percent of men would be
willing to use sex to advance their careers, while only 1 percent of women
would. The survey didn't ask how many of either sex had actually done it.
They didn't say what sex the boss was, but in Belgium, maybe that doesn't
Now we know the real reason why men still earn more than women.
The figure for women would be higher if Belgium had a film industry.
Coincidentally, male contestants on "The Apprentice" are more willing to
sleep with Donald Trump than the women are.
FIRE TRUCKS USED AS BABE MAGNETS
Hot Sex - Six Sacramento, California, firefighters were fired and 13
suspended or reprimanded following a probe that revealed they'd been using
fire engines to cruise bars and meet women. Six of them took three fire
department vehicles to a "Porn Star Costume Ball," where guests dressed as
porn stars. At least one reportedly had sex with a woman aboard a fire
engine. A fire department spokesman said, "It's an inappropriate use of
city equipment, obviously."
Not to mention their own.
Especially when they stuffed the fire hoses down their pants to look
like porn stars.
Their defense: these chicks were on fire, and somebody had to put it
Firemen shouldn't dress like porn stars! Porn stars should dress like