"Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood"

Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988) has a new twist for reanimating Jason. In our last episode, he was waited down with a rock and chain and returned to the bottom of the lake where he died before episode one. This time, a young Lar Park-Lincoln kills her father with telekinetic powers after he gets drunk and hits her mother. Cat to several years in the future, when she is returning to Crystal Lake with her mother and shrink. The shrink claims to be trying to help her, but is really trying to develop her psychic ability for his own gain. She get mad, and brings Jason back, inadvertently. A surprise birthday party next door provides the horny teen Jason fodder.

Along the way, Elizabeth Kaitan shows breasts in a sex and post sex scene, and Heidi Kozak shows breasts and buns in a skinny dipping scene. Her character also has an underwater full frontal. IMDb readers score this 4.0. It is neither the best nor the worst of the bunch. We get long looks at Jason without the mask this time, find out that he is immune to fire, and end up with him back at the bottom of the lake. As the DVD set I am currently going through has 8 episodes, I think we can assume that he will be back. This is a C-. It is not especially good, but not remarkably bad either. It should satisfy fans of the series.

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  • Elizabeth Kaitan (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)
  • Heidi Kozak (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Double Agent 73 (1971): Part 2

    Many of Doris Wishman's goofy softcore movies from the 70s are now available on DVD. Some of the goofiest ones involve that notorious genetic freak, Chesty Morgan, she of the 73 inch chest. This time Chesty is a secret agent with tiny cameras implanted in her breasts. In one fight scene, she takes a jumbo hooter and slaps the baddy with it, causing him to fall back across the room!

    Here are the last three clips

    • Chesty Morgan (short zipped .wmvs) (1, 2, 3).


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    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.


    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.


    I love this clip

    • There isn't really any nudity - it's 99% tease, but it is a really cute clip of Teri Hatcher getting locked out of her house naked on the TV show called Desperate Housewives. Hatcher will be 40 in about a month, but looks fantastic - slim, trim, and better than ever. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.


    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS

    Hi dear Scoopy !

    I wrote these lines 4 years ago (October 20, 2000 back issue):


    "First I have a scan of a stark naked Alessandra Mussolini from Novella 2000. I found the picture while going through my archives. It shows the Duce's granddaughter stark naked in a 1990 American-Israeli movie called "Back to freedom / Ha-derech L'Ein Harod". She's naked under a waterfall with Tony Peck. She tried to have this scene cut at a 1998 film festival but the producer left the scene in saying that he used a body-double. She claimed that it made her feel hurt as a wife, a mother and a member of parliament (for the extreme right-wing party Alleanza nazionale ). So we now have a producer stating that this is a body double on one side and on the other side we have a former actress saying it was her. Who should we believe and more important, does this look like a double to you? I don't think it's a double unless she has a twin sister no-one ever heard of. Does some-one have vidcaps of this film or has somebody seen it?"

    Well, finally I was able to find this film on DVD. It's available in an all-regions PAL version from Amazon Germany and its title is Phantom Fighters. It's a full-screen version with German audio only unfortunately. There is also an English version with Portuguese subtitles available from www.vsom.com on DVD-R but the master is a videotape, and although the transfer isn't bad, it doesn't reach the image quality of the German DVD. Due to a mix-up in the IMDb, which I undertook to correct, I ended up buying both versions. You see, this flick has several titles. "Ha-derech L'Ein Harod" is the Hebrew title with "Freedom-The Voice of Ein Harod" as its English counterpart. "Phantom Fighters" was listed as an other entry but is in fact the German video title of the first movie. And I only noticed after I already bought both ...
    The film itself is really nothing to write home about. At some time in Israel during a severe drought the army has taken over the country and keeps almost every one under its thumb by allowing people only very small rations of water. Tony Peck is a left-wing journalist who doesn't approve and undertakes to join The Voice of Ein Harod, a clandestine anti-army radio station in the north that urges people to join them. What follows is sort of a boring odyssey to Ein Harod through what must be the ugliest places in Israel, during which our "hero" meets Israeli soldier Liora, played by Alessandra Mussolini who is very friendly towards men. In the end they reach Ein Harod but this proves a major disappointment for them.
    As I already mentioned this flick is boring from begin to end and not even Alessandra's nude scene can change that. The plot is very thin, the actions are illogical and soon all becomes misconstrued. The photography could have been much sharper and the locations are among the ugliest ever put on film. Tony Peck, the son of screen legend Gregory Peck, proves that acting skills aren't necessarily passed on with the genes, and the other actors aren't any better. They all seem to be wondering what they are doing in a stinker like this. In my book this definitely rates as an E.
    Nudity report: Alessandra Mussolini shows all, Elky Jacobs shows breasts and partial buns and an unknown actress is topless lying on a table.
    Since my October 2000 report Alessandra Mussolini has left the extreme right-wing party Alleanza Nazionale because she considers them not enough to the right anymore and founded her own party LibertÓ di Azione (www.libertadiazione.net) where she defends family values and opposes Turkey entering the EU among others. Besides a politician Mrs. Mussolini is also a doctor and I think my caps and clips display her anatomy perfectly. Caps 1 to 10 are brightened which make her pubes more visible, while caps 11 to 21 are unaltered. It also becomes very clear that no body double was used, certainly if you compare with pictures of her in the Encyclopedia and in Celebrity Sleuth Vol. 4, no. 7 and Vol. 8, no. 8 (look at the eyes). And when you look at pictures of her grandfather Benito you can also see the resemblance. In this case the genes were undoubtedly passed on.
    Elky or Elki Jacobs plays a sex-starved housewife who gets her comeuppance when she forces herself upon Tony Peck.
    An unknown actress plays a female Israeli soldier who serves as a mattress for her male colleagues.
    That's all for now, hope to be back soon.
    Yours faithfully,

    Film clips

    Still captures

    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    This is Angie Cepeda in Pantaleˇn y las Visitadoras (2002). Angie's from Colombia. So is Sofia Vergara. Two women who look like Angie and Sofia in a country of what? Eight million people? What are the odds? Hell, in all of the Big Apple and its surrounding environs... 24 million people... there aren't two women who look this good. Canada's got 50 million and you wanna bet they ain't got two? Must be something in the water or the soil or the air. So I was wondering, where can I book a flight to Colombia?

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today the Ghost takes a look at the low-budget sci-fi/Skinemax flick "Alien Intruder" (1993). Billy Dee Williams "stars" in this thing, but basically goes through the entire movie looking like he'd rather be anywhere else (even back doing Colt 45 Malt Liquor commericials).

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Poltergeist The Legacy: episode Black Widow
    The hottest episode of the series about a succubus who has sex with men and sucks the life out of them. Unfortunately the syndicated versions removed Tanja Reichert's full frontal nude scene.

    A few IDs...

    "Naked City: Justice with a Bullet" (1998)
    Dawna Wright is the blonde lesbian on the pool table.

    • Dawna Wright: topless lesbian action with unknown Raschelle Frayne.

    Playmakers: episode Game Day
    The blonde woman in bed is Canadian hefmate Tailor James. The Black woman may be Melyssa Ford.

    "House of the Dead" (2003)
    A reason to re-rent this stinker is Erica Parker now known as Erica Durance is the new Lois Lane in the Smallville superman television series. Thanks to Bare Facts website for pointing this out.

    Jack Snow
    The latest batch of 'caps from German TV by our newest contributor of Euro-babes.

    Finja Martens Martens shows partial breast exposure and bares her bum for a nude swimming scene from the German daily-soap "Unter uns".

    Katharina Abt Taking a bath and showing a bit of breast in a scene from the pilot episode of a new series called "Die Albertis".

    Lisa Martinek Brief toplessness from a romantic made-for-TV movie called "Das Zimmermńdchen und der Millionńr" (2004).

    Berrit Arnold Taking a fully-clothed outdoor-shower on another episode of "Verschollen".

    Christina Bangert Nude in a shower scene from the Austrian TV crime series "Kommissar Rex".

    Cheryl Shepard
    Katja Strobel
    Katy Karrenbauer

    Cheryl Shepard (German TV actress born in New York City), Katja Strobel and Katy Karrenbauer in the prison shower from an early episode of "Hinter Gittern".

    Sophie Quinton The French actress bares all 3 B's in a scene from the short movie "Les liens du sang" aka "Blood Relations".

    Melina Kanakaredes
    (1, 2, 3)

    D'Oh! Somehow I missed these. Here is the "C.S.I.: NY" star showing some pokies, cleavage and legs during an appearance on Letterman last week.

    Maria Bello
    (1, 2)

    nmd 'caps of Bello baring all in scenes from excellent small budget film "The Cooler", starring William H. Macy and Alec Baldwin. Baldwin was nominated for a Best Supporting Oscar for his role.

    Elizabeth Hurley
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Señor Skin 'caps of Liz topless in scenes from the 1988 UK movie "Rowing with the Wind".

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    We'd like to urge everyone to see "Team America: World Police." It's BRILLIANT!! The ending perfectly sums up my world view. But just seeing Sean Penn get eaten by a kitty cat or Michael Moore explode is well worth the price of admission.

    Her Brother Will Verify That - Esquire magazine's editors and readers voted Angelina Jolie as 2004's "sexiest woman alive." She was followed closely by Halle Berry and Britney Spears. Jolie admitted her image was wild, bad, weird or crazy, saying, "The tattoos, the blood, cutting myself -- it's all very much who I am. If you knew me privately, you might think I was even wilder than my reputation. But I'm also much softer. I'm a soft woman. Softer than people think."

  • Weak from all the blood loss...
  • Except her puffy lips, which are harder than you'd think.
  • When the director yells "Cut," Angelina takes him literally.
  • Britney Spears, voted the third sexiest woman alive?! Did they bother to look at any recent pics of her? That award should go to her makeup and lighting crew!

    No Waffling - A poll of 12,078 Belgians by the human resources weekly Vacature found that men are more willing to have sex with their boss to get a raise or promotion than women are. Twelve percent of men would be willing to use sex to advance their careers, while only 1 percent of women would. The survey didn't ask how many of either sex had actually done it.

  • They didn't say what sex the boss was, but in Belgium, maybe that doesn't matter.
  • Now we know the real reason why men still earn more than women.
  • The figure for women would be higher if Belgium had a film industry.
  • Coincidentally, male contestants on "The Apprentice" are more willing to sleep with Donald Trump than the women are.

    Hot Sex - Six Sacramento, California, firefighters were fired and 13 suspended or reprimanded following a probe that revealed they'd been using fire engines to cruise bars and meet women. Six of them took three fire department vehicles to a "Porn Star Costume Ball," where guests dressed as porn stars. At least one reportedly had sex with a woman aboard a fire engine. A fire department spokesman said, "It's an inappropriate use of city equipment, obviously."

  • Not to mention their own.
  • Especially when they stuffed the fire hoses down their pants to look like porn stars.
  • Their defense: these chicks were on fire, and somebody had to put it out.
  • Firemen shouldn't dress like porn stars! Porn stars should dress like firemen!