Un Amour de Femme (2001) is a French made for TV lesbian love story. Hélène Fillières is an Osteopath, unhappily married with a young son. Her life changes when her husband drags her to a party, and se meets dancer Raffaëla Anderson, who is openly gay. The two have an immediate attraction, and the rest of the story chronicles how they get together, and Fillières conflict between sense of duty and the love of her life.

For those fans of lesbian kisses, this film has a very good one. While the sex scenes are not very explicit, the attraction between the two women is palpable, and the reactions from all sides has the ring of truth. Both women show breasts. There are no reviews listed, and fewer than 5 votes, so I am on my own here. I found it a very well done lesbian drama, with excellent acting and a believable plot line to give credence to this character driven piece. This is a C+. If the theme appeals to you, this is one of the better ones.

Many of Doris Wishman's goofy softcore movies from the 70s are now available on DVD. Some of the goofiest ones involve that notorious genetic freak, Chesty Morgan, she of the 73 inch chest. This time Chesty is a secret agent with tiny cameras implanted in her breasts. In one fight scene, she takes a jumbo hooter and slaps the baddy with it, causing him to fall back across the room! I'll have a few more tomorrow.

• Chesty Morgan (short zipped .wmvs) (1, 2, 3).

Other Crap:

• Shamings | The Olympics of Drunken Embarrassment
• CBC series reveals Top 10 in countdown to who is the Greatest Canadian. Amazingly, they managed to nominate other people besides Bill Shatner.
• Mack the Knife parody - Osama's back in town.
• There's quite a bit of buzz going around over this game: Dope Farmer - the game every entrepreneur needs.
• Beware! The extreme dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide
• Crank Dot Net - cranks, crackpots, kooks, and loons on the net
• The submitter described this site as follows: "pron site ... but some funny car chases ... and crashes ... and stuff ... be warned ... but some gems here!" There are some gems hidden there, but it is filled with pop-ups and crap.
• RealClear Politics updates their electoral prediction to 254-220 in Bush's favor. Bush stays the same; but Kerry loses 17 net. He picks up New Hampshire from the undecided camp, but his lead in Pennsylvania drops into a dead heat.
• Borowitz: KERRY STEPS UP PRAISE OF CHENEY'S DAUGHTER. Lauds Lesbian in Key Battleground States
• Weekend Box Office October 15-17, 2004. Shark Tale and Friday Night Lights hold on to the one and two spots. The two puppet movies (marionettes and Richard Gere) finish three and four. Actually, it was virtually a three-way tie for second. Shall We Dance garnered the highest revenues per screen. Raise Your Voice died an ugly death.
• Xtina says she needs some lovin' every day.
• Angelina Jolie Named World's Sexiest Woman by Esquire
• Who is the wackiest Muslim comedian?
• Bobby Fischer claims he has a huge penis. Fischer really did make that claim, but this article is actually very sad. It is amazing that a man as smart as this could have lost his mind so completely.
• Not that it really matters, but just for the record ... Daily Endorsement Tally - Kerry leads in newspaper endorsements by a 43-27 margin, and if it is weighted by the circulation of those 70 newspapers, Kerry holds nearly a 3-1 edge.
• Although Gallup's latest shows Bush widening his lead to eight points, Zogby's rolling average system actually shows Kerry cutting the lead to two.
• Handy electoral vote summary from various sources. It divides the battleground states into those consistently favoring Bush, those consistently favoring Kerry, and those where the polls disagree. Looking at it that way, the four true battleground states are Ohio, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Iowa.
• Here's how Rasmussen sees the key battleground states. Pennsylvania - Kerry by 1, Ohio - Bush by 2, Wisconsin - Kerry by 1, Iowa - Kerry by 4, Florida - Bush by 3, New Hampshire - Kerry by 6. Michigan - Kerry by 3, Minnesota - dead even. They call the electoral college 213-194 in favor of Bush, with 131 votes a toss-up.
• Novelists prefer Kerry six to one. Gee. What a surprise.
• FilmJerk's Early Report for October 17, 2004
• Bush surges in poll. In the USA Today/Gallup/CNN poll, President Bush took a commanding 52-44 lead, although he had trailed Kerry 49-48 in the same group's previous poll, taken just a week earlier.
• Upstate New York nostalgia: The History Of Schultz & Dooley. The Utica Club character mugs were voiced by the legendary funnyman, Jonathan Winters, and were animated by master puppeteer Bill Baird.
• Playmate Gallery - Julia Schultz, Miss February 1998 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
• Four free short videos from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!
• Accidental nudity on The Family Feud. (Work warning: cute clip, but very loud, and surrounded by lots of nasty ads.)
• Michael Moore Prepares For 8-Minute Hunger Strike
• Merciless Yankees score 19 against the hapless Red Sox. It was like BP for the Yanks. Two homers and three singles for Godzilla, three extra base hits for Rodzilla. Four hits each for Bernie and Sheffield.
• Tony Blair rates George Bush one of the most intelligent men he has ever met. Blair also mentioned that these are not the droids he was looking for.
• Woman tells of her marriage to Bigfoot. Hey, she thought - big feet, big ...
• Jesus Christ, Ukrainian superstar.
• It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a bull moose hanging by its antlers, suspended 30 feet in the air from an electrical power line in the middle of the Alaska wilderness.
• The best scam yet: Iraqi reconstruction funds. "One chunk of the money -- $1.4 billion -- was deposited into a local bank by Kurdish leaders in northern Iraq but could be tracked no further: The auditors reported that they were shown a deposit slip but could find no additional records."
  • I'd like to see the deposit slip for 1.4 billion dollars. Do you think they used the drive-up tellers? It'd be hell to fit $1.4 billion into those little pneumatic tubes.
• The well-tempered index finger. Songs scored for touch-tone phone. With your musical director, C. Top.
• Too weird: AFRICAN VOICES: Fantasy Coffins
• Kerrygan's Isle. I never realized it before, but Kerry does look a little like Gilligan!
• Current Electoral Vote Predictor has now moved Kerry back in the lead 253-247, 38 undecided. Today's shift was caused by moving Wisconsin from Bush to Kerry. Wisconsin is another one that will go down to the wire with Ohio, Florida, New Hampshire and Iowa. Gore barely won it in 2000, by 2/10 of a percent. It seems that this is going to be one nail-biting election day!
• Superman has been chosen. It is a relatively unknown actor named Brandon Routh. He's from Iowa, he's 25. He hasn't had a major role in a big project. End of story.
• Michigan Central Depot's new role: a movie set. One of Detroit's biggest symbols of urban decay is going Hollywood. The spooky 91-year-old Michigan Central Depot will be featured in a major science fiction film starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. "The Island" will be directed by Michael Bay, is expected to come out next year.
• This is a great video demonstrating movie stunt work. It is only about 10 seconds long.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

A smattering of caps I've done over the past months but didn't get 'round to posting. Lessee if there are any comments worth making:

Jean Poremba showed up in a silly little video called Stag Party. It's supposed to have a plot about a guy whose best buds take him to a strip club for his bachelor party. That's just a ruse. It's a bunch of gals stripping to various degress of undressedness. Jean, who here has a natural pair of hooties and a face that's yet to be tweaked into perfection, would soon become 80's pornobabe, Candi Evans.

• Jean Poremba

Kelly Nichols was also a 80's pornstar who did a semi-legit movie or two (Toolbox Murders???!!!!). She's in a short scene in Deathmask. Gets shot boffing some gal's husband... by his wife. He gets it, too.

• Kelly Nichols

Lisa Comshaw caps come from the same source as that clip I sent in a couple of days ago.

• Lisa Comshaw (1, 2)

Which brings us to Lori Sutton. Ahhh, Lori Sutton. Love the gal. Really. Fell madly, deeply, forever in love with her when I saw her in Malibu Express. Lovely woman. Great bod. Tanlines on a caboose that was set on stun. Not bad in the acting department, either. Sadly, Malibu was her last movie. Here she is in the immortal classic, Night Patrol. The caps came from a kickass clip posted to usenet a week or so ago.

• Lori Sutton (1, 2)

And Mimi Miyagi. She was a babe from Okinawa who came to the US, had the most atrocious things jammed into her chest and did the porno thing for a while. Caps come from Hellcats in High Heels, part 3.

• Mimi Miyagi (1, 2)

Finally, a couple of B-regulars in "Assault of the Party Nerds 2: The Heavy Petting Detective". Linnea Quigley is topless and doing some accounting while riding a dude (I guess she's multi-tasking?). Rhonda Shear also shows a bunch of cleavage.

• Linnea Quigley
• Rhonda Shear

Today from the Ghost...a couple of video clips of model turned actress Tracy Scoggins in scenes from "The Gumshoe Kid" (1990). Undies in #1, topless in a shower scene in clip #2.

• Tracy Scoggins zipped .wmvs. (1, 2)

Paradise Falls season II, week 5
Some lesbian action this week. But before the kissing got hot Danielle Hampton jumps into the middle of the lake. Don't ask.

• Danielle Hampton: some sort of weird blanket bikini.
• Michelle Latimer: black brassiere.

"Because Why" (1993)
Light french-canadian romance comedy.

• Martine Rochon: breasts but dark.
• Wendii Fulford: a few speaking lines then she shows her boobs.
• Heather Mathieson: nice leg.

"Warriors" (1994)
Gary Busey action starring the Wendy with two i's.

• Wendii Fulford: skirt getting hiked up while she gets ravaged.
• Catherine MacKenzie: boob popping out of t-shirt.

"Stranger in the House"
Wendy with two i's again. There's two versions of this movie: an R-rated version with Wendii in a topless love scene and a so-called unrated version with the same scene reshot with the bedsheets pulled up over her boobs.

• Wendii Fulford: topless sex scene.
• reshot: same scene reshot for television.
• Tania Kontoyanni: leg, near upskirt.
• Michele Greene: slight pokies.
• Kathleen Kinmont: the former Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas shows downblouse.

"Evil Judgement" (1984)
French canadian slasher about judge who comes back from the dead.

• Pamela Collyer: boobs and butt after getting thrown out of bed for eating crackers.
• Nanette Workman: sexy trying to entice threesome with Pamela and judge.

Cleaning up my hard drive:

• Kim Schraner: bunnyboiler from first season of Paradise Falls showing pokies in Mary Higgin's "All Around the Town" (2002) (TV). Check out those incisors.
• Ann Baggley: leg also in "All Around Town".
• Pamela Collyer: cleavage in "The Kiss" (1988).

Most of today's babes have also done some work in Hollywood.

Kimberly Carson is the most famous, I guess. She was in "HOTS" and a bunch of other late 1970's movies before turning to adult features.

• Devinn Lane gettin' it on in a lesbo scene and a 3-way scene from "Bordello Blues". Her more 'mainstream' work included some Skinemax flicks like "Fast Lane to Malibu" and the late night series "Thrills".

• Alexa Rae (1, 2), Aurora Snow and Sabrina Maui (1, 2) baring all, gettin' it on and money shots for everybody. Scenes from "Feeding Frenzy". Maui and Snow are both very busy girls. Since 2000, Maui has added 91 film credits to her IMDb filmography, and Snow has added 162!

• Lori Michaels, lesbo and straight scenes from "Ghost Town" (1996).

• Krystal Steal and Sunrise Adams in scenes from "Naughty College School Girls 20". Steal gives us the usual hardcore performance (including money shot). Adams is topless and shows gyno-views, but no sex.

• Kimberly Carson doing the hardcore thing in scenes from 3 movies, "New Wave Hookers", "Wild Things" and "Young and Restless 2".