666 The Beast


This is one of those movies where you watch it not realizing it's a sequel to another movie until late in the film when the flashbacks begin. I had never seen or heard of the first installment, which was 666: The Child, which was apparently a grade-B ultra-low-budget rehash of The Omen. That would make this a grade-B ultra-low-budget rehash of one of the sequels to The Omen.

It's woeful. The script has nothing new to add to the genre. The performing appears to have been done by amateurs. The direction is hack work.

But there is some nudity to pass along:

The antichrist has sex with Alma Saraci

Three vampire chicks do some satanic ritual of some kind. The key fact is that they do it topless. Their names are Victoria Lane, Audrey Fiorini and Marissa Hart. I have no idea who is who.



* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Schoolgirl Report Volume #2


Schoolgirl Report Volume #2: What Keeps Parents Awake At Night" (1971), originally Schulmädchen-Report 2: Was Eltern den Schlaf raubt, is the second of countless sequels to a hugely popular mockumentary about sex and girls in the 15 to 18 year old range. This one is supposedly based on letters received after the first one was released, and they picked the best nine for retelling. In between tales, they ask girls on the street questions more or less related to the story, and also add "redeeming social merit" (required by the then-prevailing legal definition of "obscenity") with expert opinions, which always seem to be that sexual exploration is a natural part of growing up, that the laws about sex and minors is outdated, and that the adults cause the real problems.

In the first story, three schoolgirls seduce a handsome teacher, and then try to blackmail him into more sex with photos. He takes his own life. In this and most of the other stories, the innocent schoolgirls are the aggressors, but with an exception in which a girl is drugged, then raped and abandoned.

Some others:

  • A girl has been bragging about her adventures with the opposite sex to her classmates. They arrange for her to spend the night with a stud, who turns out to be almost as inexperienced as she is.
  • A young couple goes to the woods to have sex for the first time. He is nervous and can't perform, and she leaves with another guy and his car and clothes.
  • A girl seduces a tenant living in her home, and her parents try to get him jailed.
  • Two girls pose naked for money to buy wigs.
  • My favorite of the bunch had no nudity. A High School girl gets pregnant. Her parents are naturally not thrilled, but aren't nearly as abusive as other parents in the film. Cut to after the baby is born. The proud grandparents are gathered with mom around the crib, and the father comes in. The two don't know about marriage yet, but he has done the right thing and registered the baby as being in their family and admitted paternity. In the process, he discovers that the baby's mother was born a year before her parents got married. This was the example of the difference understanding parents can make.

I remember this series fondly from adult night at the drive-in, where my wife and I would often catch a double feature. This version looks cleaner than what we saw then, and the new optional subtitles are far better. Even without the nostalgia value, it is an interesting time capsule since this series spawned many others in similar formats, with housewives, nurses, etc. Of course, the film also has a lot of attractive naked women.

IMDb 2.3

Karin Götz, Astrid Kilian and a host of unknowns show everything.

Karin Goetz

Astrid Kilian









Star Slammer


It's another "Babes in Bondage" day as the Time Machine heads back for a film also known as "Prison Ship". Those titles would kind of make you think this flick is chock full of nudity, but sadly that's not true.

Jade Barrett gets all tied up without revealing much skin, but she is a hottie.

Sandy Brooke gets tied up but they let her loose so she can take of her top and thus Sandy is our only source of nudity in this one.






Notes and collages


Boti Bliss and Shannen Doherty, Season 3, Episodes 6 and 7

Episode 6

Episode 7








A film clip of Zhasmina Toskova in Return to the House on Haunted Hill. This scene apparently occurs after the final credits. (Sample right)

Ally Walker in Tell Me You Love Me, episode 7. This brief clip and the one below are spoilers. This episode has not yet aired. This is Ally Walker's first nudity in the series.

Another sex scene from Michelle Borth in Tell Me You Love Me, episode 7. Michelle seems to get naked every week.

Ashley Totin in The Woods Have Eyes

Two film clips of Susan Sarandon in Fleur bleue. Very early in her career. Just after Joe. Samples to the right.  
Speaking of early appearances, here's Audrey Tautou's nude debut in Baby Blues. Samples to the right.  
Eva Mendes in We Own the Night. Just a single nipple, I guess. We'll have more on this as it becomes available.  






A Spasso Nel Tempo: L'Avventura continua

Walter (Massimo Boldi) and Ascanio (Christian De Sica) are doing some time traveling again, but this time they don't only travel in time, but they get inside classic movies and even get change into a cartoon. But our anti-heroes find the way to shag a girl from time to time.



Floriana Gentile


Lori Dickerson


Mariangela D'Abbraccio









The Comedy Wire

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Leftwing radio host Randi Rhodes was off the air Monday, and reports circulated that she was mugged in New York and had several teeth knocked out. Her fellow Air America host Jon Elliot questioned on the air if it was "an attempt by the right-wing hate machine" to silence them, and leftwing chat rooms went wild with angry accusations, such as, "What the %$#$ is WRONG with you people?? Are you that SICK in the head that just because you don't agree with someone's political views you believe that they deserve to be mugged? Are you on the right that DEMENTED??"  The New York Police and Rhodes' lawyer had to issue a statement that there was no mugging; she'd tripped while walking her dog. 

*  I'll bet that dog is a REPUBLICAN!!!

*  She was soon back on the air again, denouncing hateful, intolerant, demented people. 

Worried about antagonizing Turkish leaders, US House members from both parties have begun dropping their support for a Democratic resolution condemning the killing of Armenians by Turkey in 1915

* But this could undermine their reputation for taking swift, decisive action!