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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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The Handmaid's Tale
1990
Natasha
Richardson film clips, frame grabs below
Scoop's
notes:
In the not-too-distant future, the
good old boys have taken over the world and turned it into some kind
of right-wing religious-nutbag theocracy, in which women have been
relegated to insignificant support roles. Of course, there is one
more gimmick. There always is.
Most of the world is infertile.
Because there are so many infertile
women, fertile young women of childbearing age are rounded up and placed
in re-education camps, where they are brainwashed on the new moral code
until they are deemed suitable to bear children for a power couple. This
isn't done through in vitro fertilization, but through a
religious/sexual ceremony in which husband, wife, and handmaiden say a
few prayers and then proceed to have passionless, nearly fully clothed
sex, in which the handmaiden lies upon the wife while the husband lifts
the surrogate's skirt and climaxes inside of her mechanically.
Natasha Richardson is chosen to be a
handmaiden for the commander of the right-wing army (Robert Duvall). It
turns out that the commander is as infertile as his wife, but the wife
(Faye Dunaway) needs a child, so she comes up with a secret scheme to
get the handmaiden pregnant by one of the subservient men in their
household. Meanwhile, the handmaiden and the lover are plotting with the
dreaded rebels, and there is an omnipresent civil war causing explosions
which don't seem to destroy anything. (It's good to know that weaponry
will actually become less potent in the future.)
The movie has a fairly interesting
premise, and the development of the plot did have me wondering what
would happen, but I wouldn't recommend it to you for a few reasons:
(SPOILERS)
- After two hours of running time, the
film had made pretty much no forward progress. Then a bunch of sudden
developments were crammed into the last five minutes, followed by one
of those tacked-on narrated endings that takes place months after the
central events, and is completely unsatisfying.
- Natasha Richardson has a passive
low-energy acting style that didn't seem right for this rebellious
role. The part called for somebody angry and fiery, and Natasha did
that whole Costner-as-Robin-Hood thing where she didn't seem to care
much about anything.
- There was a sub-plot about a
daughter that Natasha was forced to give up. In addition to having the
feel of something that didn't really belong in the story, it simply
got dropped and was left unresolved.
- The politics of the movie are very
heavy-handed. In the political-religious re-education camps, for
example, women are taught that rape is their own fault. The
right-wingers aren't realistic human characters, but one-dimensional
cartoons.
- For a futuristic movie with a
big-name director, it sure has a low budget look. I guess it's fair to
say it really has no unique look at all. The future looks exactly like
the American suburbs of the present, except that all the women have to
wear red, white, or blue outfits.
It isn't an awful movie, but you'd
expect better and subtler from Volker Schloendorff, the director of The
Tin Drum.
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The Postman
1997
Critics in 1997 thoroughly trashed this Sci-Fi starring and directed by
Kevin Costner. I never understood why, because I loved it then and still
do. It was recently released on Blu-ray.
The year is 2013. World War was followed by plagues, leaving a
devastated country, with the few survivors living in enclaves, and the
areas ruled by armed bands of outlaws who formed militias. One
particularly nasty group, the Holnists, is led by a merciless killer who
calls himself General Bethlehem. He has delusions of ruling what is left
of the entire country. A drifter (Kevin Costner) is caught by the Holnists
and forced to join and labor for them, but he escapes at the first
opportunity.
While on the run, our drifter stumbles upon a battered mail jeep with a
skeleton that is wearing a postal uniform. The drifter takes the uniform
to stay warm, and also takes the mail sack full of letters that is in the
jeep. As he goes from settlement to settlement, the drifter calls himself
The Postman, and tells people he represents the rebuilding government's
attempts to start delivering the mail. People respond by giving him food
and lodging. As he travels, The Postman actually does deliver letters, and
the hope that springs from the people convince The Postman that he must do
what he can to end The Holnists' reign of terror.
Critics notwithstanding, I found this to be a first-rate apocalyptic
tale with good characters and great acting. As I said, it's one of my
favorites. The caps are from the Blu-ray version.
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Paradise Falls
season 3
After a long drought in a desert full of erect cactuses there was finally
some female nudity in episode 9 when
Kim Poirier finally shows
her tata's. (Not my film clip.)
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