"Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning"

Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985) is the logical follow-up to the Final Chapter. Like those that came before, a slasher kills horny teens and many more people. Several things were different. The identity of the slasher was a mystery, much of the film was shot in clear daylight, and nearly all of the acting was terrible. Feldman's character from number 4 is now a young adult, and has been bouncing around mental hospitals since he killed Jason. He is sent to a half-way house in the country that is full of horny teens. They also introduce a young black kid whose grandfather is the cook for the facility, and who is clearly predestined to be one of the surviving heros at the end. The killing starts with one patient hacking another to death with an ax. In what I have to believe was intended as pure parody, a big guy in a hockey mask starts killing everyone he sees. THe identity of the killer is supposed to be the big payoff, so I will not reveal it here.

Deborah Vorhees shows breasts in a long daytime sex scene. Rebecca Wood flashes her breasts. Melanie Kinaman shows breasts through a white shirt and Juliette Cumins shows breasts in a lengthy undressing scene. IMDb readers have this at 3,4 of 10, and it grossed less than half what four did. This film does have nudity, a Jason-like killer, and a high body count, but doesn't really feel like the rest in the series, and is the worst of the first 5. D-.

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  • Deborah Vorhees (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Juliette Cummins (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Melanie Kinaman (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Rebecca Wood

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    • Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated.


    Team America: World Police (2004)

    I saw it this morning in a theater. Notes here. The audience gave it a wild, raucous, whistling, cheering standing ovation. It does have nudity and extremely wild sex scenes! Of course, the puppets don't have genitals.


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    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.





    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Clips from the disk, Naked and Naughty. Since most of the gals take off their clothes and then sorta just stand around... and that ain't naughty... I'm figgerin' the makers of this fine cinematic achievement think gettin nekkid is, itself, naughty. Which means the title ought to Naked and Naked. Truth in labeling, you know.

    Thirteen gals on the main feature and on a whole bunch of extras. Includes several B-movie reglars like Monique Parent, Lisa Comshaw, Lorissa McComas and Amy Rochelle.

    Lots and lots of clips to choose from. I looked for those revealing all three B's. (All of these are divx .avis, zipped as usual)

    • Amy Rochelle (1, 2, 3)

    • Antoinette Abbott (1, 2)

    • Couple of clips of Deanna Brooks (1, 2), former Hefmate and one-time movie star (as in, she starred in one movie: The Rowdy Girls)

    • A clip of Dita Von Teese, frequent Hefmag model and naughty actress

    • Jamie Pope, about whom I know absolutely nothing except she is a brunette with a big ol' tat on her lower back.

    • Last up for today (more to follow tomorrow) are Kim Maddux, occasional B-movie star with obnoxious after-market equipment and Linda O'Neill (1, 2), with more modest additions to an otherwise killer frame.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today the Ghost takes a look at the 1987 movie "The Last Innocent Man", directed by Roger Spottiswoode ("Tomorrow Never Dies", "The 6th Day") and starring Ed Harris.

    • Roxanne Hart, topless in a sorta love scene with Harris. Hart is probably best remembered as 'Brenda the weapons expert' in the original "Highlander" (1986). (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
    • Roxanne Hart zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    A crime/horror flick from Showtime, not one of their best efforts, this 2003 gory horror whodunit excels mostly in the "show lotsa boobs" department, but even in that respect, they came up a little short.

    A group of strippers is the target of a serial killer who kills them with a hatchet, then chops off (and takes) their hands (because, as it turns out, "Mommy used to do dirty things with her hands").

    In any case, as the lead detective tries to protect his stripper girl friend and her pals, (and as she tries to get admitted to law school, although I don't know why we really care about that), the cast slowly but surely shrinks as the strippers get offed one by one.

    Yup, it's lame and predictable (although the real killer was a slight surprise at the end), the acting vacillates between not-all-that-bad to horrible, and the story is hackneyed and uneven, but let's face it, this is basically a boobs movie with a story thrown in as a binder, and in that department, it also fell a little short. All in all, even for T & A movies, I've seen a lot better.

    Paula Prentiss
    (1, 2)
    Olympia Carlisi

    Mr. Nude Celeb takes a look at the 1970 anti-war movie "Catch-22". As Tuna pointed out in his review...
    The film is especially important to us, as it features full frontal nudity from Paula Prentiss, the first such exposure in a post Hays Act mainstream Hollywood production.
    Olympia Carlisi also appeared topless in an after sex scene.

    Maribel Verdú
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    The Spanish actress bares breasts and a bit of bum in scenes from "Carreteras secundarias" (1997). 'Caps by Flautista.

    Shannon Tweed
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the former Heffer turned Skinemax Queen going topless ina couple of scenes from "Possessed by the Night" (1994).

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Still Wanna Legalize Pot? - The Dutch Health Ministry is suffering from a marijuana glut. Last year, they started a program to allow people to buy medicinal marijuana at any pharmacy. But in Holland, any adult can buy decriminalized pot at a "coffee shop" for half the price. The government expected to sell 450 pounds of pot, but only 175 pounds have been sold. The head of a local company that researches medical pot asked why a legal commodity is more expensive than the same illegal commodity.

  • Just a guess, but...taxes?
  • This proves that government agencies are actually less efficient than stoned-out pot farmers.
  • The health ministers will just have to smoke it themselves... like they were doing when they came up with this plan.

    Poll Dancing - Ukrainian Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovich has a unique campaign promise: vote for him and get a free striptease. Campaign aides in Donetsk made a deal with the Santa Fe Bar to offer free strip shows to registered voters. An organizer said, "We hope the voters will remember who gave them this show for free when they go to the ballot box."

  • Just hope they don't get angry when they go into the voting booth, pull the curtain, and discover there's no lap dancer.
  • The strip show is so great, some people have registered 35 times...just like in Colorado.