Scoop's 
        notes: 
            
            The Rachel Papers is about a conniving young Brit 
            who uses his high level of intelligence to seduce women. He plans 
            out and scripts every encounter, every phone call, every move, with 
            computerized assistance. He communicates his strategies directly to 
            the audience by speaking into the camera and offering "takes" for 
            the camera's benefit. 
        When he finally seems to have met the girl of his 
        dreams, he pursues her long enough to get her. They then live together 
        for two weeks behind their parents' backs, and the sex is all he dreamed 
        it would be, but he gradually becomes disenchanted with his dream girl 
        when he sees her peeing, or her period starts in bed, or she leaves 
        half-eaten food under the bed, or she sings along with the radio without 
        knowing the tune or the words. He dumps her by mouthing some insincere 
        bullshit. She calls him on it, and asks him to stop posturing and 
        manipulating and trying to look smart. She asks him to just show his 
        true feelings and say what is on his mind.
        When he turns in his exams at Oxford, the professor 
        who reads his papers tells him the same thing Rachel said, that he 
        should stop using flowery phrases which are designed to make him seem 
        smart, and try instead to communicate his real feelings accurately.
        
        Martin Amis wrote the eponymous novel when he was 24, 
        and it is interesting to note that the criticisms leveled against the 
        young boy in this story are the very same criticisms leveled against 
        Martin Amis himself by literary critics to this day, including the 
        comments made by his own famous father, Kingsley Amis. Martin has a 
        reputation for showing off his vocabulary and trying to appear as smart 
        as possible, ala Joyce or Nabokov, but not being able to deal with or to 
        understand human feelings. John Updike called one of Amis's novels 
        "post-human." 
        I guess The Rachel Papers, written thirty years ago, 
        shows that Amis was not lacking in self-awareness. It's interesting that 
        he has been aware of this weakness all along, yet could not or would not 
        mitigate it!
        
        Looking back at this movie,  I guess it's more 
        important to celebrity nudity history than to movie history. The most 
        important thing about it was that it marked Ione Skye's nude debut. She 
        had just turned 18, and she looked very luscious and ripe. If you didn't 
        know, she is the daughter of the hippie of hippies, the wimp-rock 
        balladeer Donovan. 
        Shortly after she split from Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz 
        in 1999, Ione revealed on the Howard Stern show that she is bisexual and 
        that model Jenny Shimizu "brought her into the Lesbian nation."
        I don't think the whole lesbian thing did a lot for 
        her career. One cannot point to carpet hunger as the definitive cause, 
        but looking back at the promise Ione showed in this film and elsewhere 
        in her early career, and then comparing that to her recent career, one 
        would conclude that something went wrong somewhere.