Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated. Large update this
Bodies (TV Series - BBC3)
Here is Neve McIntosh in the latest episode of the BBC-3 medical drama.
Where the Truth Lies (2005)
Atom Egoyan's new film, which many are calling the worst of his career.
(And he did some mighty poor films in the pre-Exotica days.) At any rate,
the key item for us here is Alison Lohman's breast, as seen in the
trailer. Here's a clip. The
collage follows below:
The work above was done by someone else. I just assembled the pics in a
frame. For me, it was French day today, with two controversial releases:
an ugly, explicit splatter film and an ugly explicit sex/morality
melodrama. I'll write more about these as I have time.
Haute Tension (2004)
This film is the French equivalent of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Here's Maiwinn LeBesco
Here's a bonus from Charlie. Maiwinn's only other cinema nudity. A tiny flash of
nipple in "I Am an Actrice"
Ma Mere (2003)
Controversial French melodrama about that whole
wacky Mother/Son Oedipal thing.
Captures and comments from the Ghost.
Nicole LeShelle from "Hotel Erotica."
Teanna Kai from "Hotel Erotica."
Zipped .avis, caps, and comments by ICMS
I thought it might be interesting to have a look at
the actresses who shed their clothes in Peter Greeanway's "8 ˝ Women" (1999).
Peter's films are definitely an acquired taste but always visually stunning
and mostly with lots of female nudity. Hence him being a regular guest in the
- First Amanda Plummer gets nekkid in two clips. (1,
Shizuka Inoh and
Kirina Mano can also be
seen in various states of undress.
The rest of the nude actresses, Toni Collette,
Polly Walker and Natacha Amal, will be performing their acts tomorrow on the
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today we take the old Time Machine back to 1971
and a visit with "The Godson". This one is a classic
from the glory days of soft porn on this wonderful
"Something Weird" DVD that was very nicely restored.
We kick it off with Maria Aronoff & Orita De
Then Orita goes solo, she gives us all 3 b's
gettting her nipples twisted before getting laid by one of the mafia
Then soft core legend Uschi Digard soaps up her
massive hooters before having them played with by one of the bad
We wrap up today with a couple of caps of all 3
ladies being examined by those evil guys.
Now folks I get dizzy capping so much of this
gratuitous nudity ( that's a good thing ) so I will be back tomorrow
with more from this movie.
A young Kerry Fox in An Angel at My Table.
Carolina Gwynning in Happily Ever After
In honor of the cancellation of Real Life, a tribute to Nicole Richie
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Is Google looking to buy part of AOL? God only knows why.
Presumably to get access to Time-Warner's content.
Princess Bride to become a Broadway musical
MIT engineering wizards duplicate the Archimedes death ray.
Oswalt and Lidge outduel Mulder, even the series.
The original shooting script of The Prophecy
The Smoking Gun - The Harriet And George Letters
Strange Concept - Beyonce singing - a Betty Boop cartoon is the
Conan announces the cast of the new Harriet Miers "made for TV"
The trailer and four clips from The Dying Gaul
- Based on the play of the same name, "The Dying Gaul" is a tale
of lust, power, corruption, betrayal and revenge set in the
seductive world of the Hollywood elite, as a screenwriter
(Campbell Scott) gets involved in a three-way relationship with a
woman and her film executive husband to chilling results.
Five clips from Just Friends
- "The romantic comedy 'Just Friends' stars Ryan Reynolds as a
former high school geek turned trendy Los Angeles music executive.
When he gets stranded in his New Jersey home town due to bad
weather with a superstar singer he is trying to sign, he finds
himself reunited with his high school crush and discovers she is
his true love."
For those of you with nothing to do with your time, go
Behind the Scenes at 'Yours, Mine & Ours'
2005 NFL Cheerleader Tour - Day 23: Seattle Seahawks
We are deep into the home stretch of the 2005 tour. We make our
last trip out west with a stop in Seattle. As I look at the web
site of the Seattle
Sea-Gals, it reminds me of a few other stops on the tour -San
Francisco and San Diego. Those two areas are noted as wired
communities, but had poor web sites. Well, Seattle is noted as a
great technology community, and the Sea-Gals HAVE the web site to
back it up.
Their web site isn't the best we have seen, but a lot of the
extras are there. History photos, audition photos, community
wallpapers, news updates, two days of
calendar photos and videos, plus video clips of the girls as
part of their bios. Fantastic! My only quibble about the site is
the fact that the navigation could be tweaked a bit for easier
The heart of the matter is always the members of the squad. The
Sea-Galsremind me of a great team. There are really no superstars,
but about ten really good players.
Amie is probably the star, followed by
Sequoia, to name a few.
Seattle is a nice surprise. The Sea-Gal's have been coming on
lately, and have made some big strides in the last two seasons.
This is definitely a team on the rise. Look for them to continue
to make some noise in 2006.
Rating 8.0 out of 10.
Navy middies pull off daring prank at Air Force Academy
"Eva Longoria is confusing me," says the article ... but she
looks mighty good in that bikini!
More Cheerleading Movers and Shakers from Sports Illustrated
55 pictures of Soccer Wives and Girlfriends
List of Major League Baseball free agents at the end of this year,
including pretty much the entire Padres roster. Reggie Sanders
is on the list, and he is now putting on a pretty good advertising
campaign for his next contract.
"Brian Billick, head coach of the Super Bowl champion Baltimore
Ravens, appeared as a contestant on Match Game PM taped on October
16th, 1977" (And scored zero)
So, You Want to Be a Beer Vendor - How concessionaires make a
"Minnesota Vikings players are being investigated in connection with
a lake cruise that turned into a wild sex party"
Apple unveils video iPod
New Batman vs old Batman? A rumor is circulating that Michael
Keaton will play the Joker in the next installment. And, to tell you
the truth, he would be damned good at it. The forum beneath this
item reflects the ongoing fanboy debate over other possibilities.
"Katie Holmes is dropping out of the Dennis Quaid drama Shame On You
to concentrate on her pregnancy"
"Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This
Moment" (Refers to picture of Bush nailing something with a
The new Bond, Daniel Craig. I linked to this picture for a
reason. I noticed this morning that Daniel Craig's bio says he is
six feet tall, then I saw this picture of him and Tom Hanks, who is
Here is another picture of him next to Hanks - in which he
appears even shorter! So what is his correct height?
So I'll lock in my guess at five ten and a half. I guess "six
feet" is not a very big lie. Nowhere near enough to put him in
Christian Slater territory.
Why Intelligent Design Is Going to Win over Evolution. So
Darwinism will lose because it is not fit enough to survive? Now
Pixar Theater - Toy Story 2 "Outtakes"
The first eight minutes of Strong Enough to Break, a documentary
... about Hanson.
- "An amazing look at an industry that likes to eat its young
and three plucky lads who didn't want to be anybody's lunch. "
Tommy Lee gets burned in Wyoming. No, really. I don't mean he
paid too much for a muffler or something. He got burned literally.
Women admire a 102 inch vegetable, if you know what I mean.
The trailer from Nine Lives (2005)
- "Nine Lives" is a moving exploration of the individual
experiences of nine women as told through nine single unbroken
takes. As characters from one story reappear in supporting roles
in others, Rodrigo Garcia interweaves a grand tapestry of
universal resonance that hinges on performances from an incredible
ensemble. By depicting nine different characters at emotional
crossroads, "Nine Lives" examines how we so often find ourselves
captive in relationships, both past and present. Sandra (Elpida
Carrillo), is literally in prison and wants desperately to connect
with her visiting child. Diana (Robin Wright Penn) confronts the
sudden flash of a past relationship long after she has moved on to
a new life. Holly (Lisa Gay Hamilton) can’t seem to move forward
until her stepfather acknowledges the pain he has caused her.
Sonia (Holly Hunter) reels from her boyfriend's disclosure of an
intimate secret to their closest friends. Teenager Samantha
(Amanda Seyfreid) is caught in a static loop as the peacemaker
between her parents. Lorna (Amy Brenneman) attempts to comfort her
ex-husband after his wife's suicide and finds herself implicated
in the tragic death. Ruth (Sissy Spacek) considers straying from
married life during a motel rendezvous. Camille (Kathy Baker)
faces the limitations of her previously dependable body. Maggie
(Glenn Close) allows her own life to be eclipsed by that of her
young daughter, Maria (Dakota Fanning). Filmmaker Rodrigo Garcia
(Things You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her) plumbs the depths
with these nine everyday women who meet the travails and
disappointments of life with a resilience that is at once
heartening and heartbreaking.
The trailer for Last Holiday (2006)
- A shy cookware clerk (Queen Latifah), believing her days are
numbered, throws caution to the wind and embarks on a dream
vacation to Europe. While staying at a grand hotel, she and her
uninhibited attitude have a profound and humorous effect on the
guests and staff.
- Gerard Depardieu plays the part of Europe. (He had to lose
weight for the role)
- Depardieu and Latifah together? And they say Hollywood is
afraid of weighty themes.
KIM JONG-IL NAMES NON-MADMAN TO SUCCEED HIM. Critics Question
Qualifications of Apparently Sane Nominee
- Speaking on condition of anonymity for fear of being thrown
into the core of a nuclear reactor, one such critic said, “With
all of the insane people in Kim’s government, why would he pick a
non-lunatic with no madman experience whatsoever?”
- For his part, Kim told reporters today that madman experience
was “overrated” and that he believed that his personal chef was
the best choice: “I am fully confident that as President of North
Korea, Kyung Hwa Chim will be capable of making totally unhinged,
Mariah Carey says she has been 'born again' several times in this
lifetime. You really can't be born too many times, can you? I
like to be reborn at least three times a day. Maybe more if I see a
stimulating sex scene.
British playwright Harold Pinter wins Nobel Literature Prize. It
makes some sense to honor him while he is still alive. He was
already considered an established playwright and a distinctive
avant-garde voice when I entered college - and that was 39 years
ago! Actually, he's not that old, because he was a wunderkind in the
late 50s. He turned 75 Monday.
Bush approval rating dips to another new low. The President
asked, "So, is a low score good, like in golf?"
Pat Reeder - www.comedy-wire.com
MIERS' LETTERS TO BUSH RELEASED
Supreme Sucking-Up - The Texas Archives released 2,000 documents that include
gushing letters and greeting cards from then-Lottery Commission head Harriet
Miers to then-Gov. George W. Bush, in which she uses lots of exclamation points
and calls Bush "cool!" and "the best governor ever."
* Or at least the best governor she could find in the immediate vicinity.
* These sound more like "A Child's Letters To God."
* I think I'd rather just go ahead and put her on the Court than have to hear
all this read into the Congressional Record.
* It's about time we had a Supreme Court justice who dots her i's with tiny
RETIREMENT KILLS YOU
Swede And Low Down - George Burns was right: the day you retire, you start
dying. Sweden's Karolinska Institute and Linkoping University tracked 250,000
men and women for 12 years and found that people who retire early are more than
twice as likely to die younger than the rest of the population. They can't say
why: some people retire early due to health problems, but they're usually
not the kind that shorten life. Ironically, in a recent poll, 60 percent of
Swedes said they'd love to retire early.
* They're just dying to retire!
* You'd think if anything killed them, it would be the stress of their
36.7-hour work week.
* They probably explode from all those cruise ship buffets.
TROUBLE OVER "SPEAK ENGLISH" SIGN
And No Mexican Beer?! - Tom Ullum owns the Pleasure Inn bar in Mason, Ohio, and
he has a sign reading, "For Service, Speak English." He says it's just
tongue-in-cheek, he has lots of Mexican customers and no record of any
discrimination complaints. But the Ohio Civil Rights Commission ruled that the
sign discriminates against non-English speakers and creates an affront to
Hispanics. Ullum may be forced to pay to run ads about discrimination and his
employees forced to take diversity and cultural sensitivity training. Ullum has
nine days to file for them to reconsider. Until then, he vowed not to remove
* What part of the phrase "Congress shall make no law abridging freedom of
speech" do the Commissioners not understand?
* It's just a joke, but all jokes create an affront to power-mad bureaucrats.
* He's hiring a lawyer who'll present his case in Klingon, just to see if the
commissioners ask him to speak English.
CATHOLICS PONDER SPACE ALIENS
"E.T., Phone Rome" - Independent Catholic News reports that with so many people
believing in aliens, Britain's Catholic Truth Society has issued a book called
"Intelligent Life In The Universe?" to examine how the Church should handle the
discovery of ETs. Among the questions it examines: Does original sin affect all
intelligent beings? Would the Church send missionaries to other planets? Is
Jesus Christ's redemption valid across the universe, or would other planets have
their own version of Jesus? And would humans even recognize intelligent life if
we saw it?
* I've wondered about that one for years.
* And of course, could E.T. become Pope?
* And, "Does their interest in anal probes make them good candidates for
* Amazingly, this book has the answers to every one of those questions!
HUSBAND DRUGS CHEATING WIFE
What A Large Sesame Seed! - A jealous husband in Vorarlberg, Austria, came up
with an ingenious way to keep his wife from sneaking out to see her lover: he
dissolved tranquilizers in her wine so she'd sleep through the evening. It
worked twice, until she found a tablet hidden in her bread and called the
police. They're now getting divorced, and the husband was found guilty of
coercion and told he'd be fined $540 if he tried it again.
* Still, it's cheaper than marriage counseling.
* Maybe she wouldn't have taken a lover if her husband didn't put her to sleep.
* This guy has watched way too many episodes of "Desperate Housewives."
MAN PREFERS JAIL TO WIFE
Try Tranquilizing Her - In Ferrara, Italy, Algerian-born Ahmed Salhi was
sentenced to nine months' home detention on an immigration violation, but after
a week, he returned to court and begged to be sent to jail instead. He said he
couldn't stand his Italian wife's nagging for nine straight months and said he'd
rather be in a cell, pleading, "I need some peace." The judge took pity and let
him finish his sentence in jail.
* The judge must be married, too.
* He's hoping to make it 12 months with bad behavior.
* He also asked to be denied conjugal visits, but the judge said, "Don't get
* This is exactly how Martha Stewart's maids felt during her home confinement.
FAKE COP CALLS FOR BACKUP
Acting!! - Bryan Perley of Orlando, Florida, reportedly entered an office
claiming to be a Merchant Marine captain acting as a magistrate and tried to
serve an arrest warrant. But the woman he was seeking was out. Upset with the
suspicious employees, he called 911 for police backup, telling them these people
didn't understand the chain of command. Police arrived and found that Perley
had a phony ID and passport, and his "warrant" was handwritten. He's charged
with seven felonies. They have no idea why he called for backup while
allegedly impersonating an officer.
* Truly great actors get caught up in the moment.
* He figured that's what Horatio does on "CSI: Miami," and he's not a real cop,
$67,000 WORTH OF VIAGRA TO BE DESTROYED
Up...In Smoke - Someone in Greensboro, North Carolina, is desperate for Viagra.
For the second time this year, thieves tried to steal $67,000 worth of samples
from a storage facility rented by Pfizer Inc. The pills were found hidden in
another storage unit. Because the Viagra pills became unsupervised, their
safety can't be guaranteed, so they'll be destroyed.
* Along with so many hopes, dreams and fantasies.
* And by "destroyed," they mean "sold cheap on the Internet."
* It might've been poisoned by terrorists trying to wipe out America's supply
of horny middle-aged men.
MUMMY ROBS BANK
Wrap It Up, I'll Take It - A bank in Vienna was robbed by a mummy. A robber
wrapped all in bandages stood in line waiting for service, then handed the
cashier a note saying he had a hand grenade hidden in his bandages and demanded
all the money. He left quietly with a bag of cash before the cops could arrive.
* He just disappeared...Maybe he's the Invisible Man!
* He plans to stay under wraps for awhile.
* That was no mummy, it was Michael Jackson trying to pay for his latest
* Don't think of it as bank robbery, consider it "trick or treating."
NEW PUMPKIN-HURLING RECORD
Good Thing It Was A Skylight Company - Saturday in Washington state, a team
called Tre-Barbaric won the annual Burlington Harvest Festival Pumpkin Pitch by
hurling a pumpkin nearly 1,700 feet with a Medieval catapult. They also
exceeded the previous world record by nearly 300 feet. The event seems goofy,
but it can be dangerous: during Friday's practice, a pumpkin went off course and
hit a nearby business's roof.
* Their insurance rates also went through the roof.
* The old pumpkin-hurling record was set by the winner of last year's pumpkin
* Hey, terrorists: This is what we do for FUN! Do you really think you're
gonna scare us?!
ROBOTIC FLYING DINOSAUR TO BE BUILT
Jurassic Jumbo Jet - Researchers from Cambridge University have reconstructed
the largest-ever flying dinosaur, a pterosaur named Anhanguera ("Old Devil").
Scientists have argued for years over how something that grew up to 39 feet
could get enough lift to fly, but the team thinks they've figured out how its
body and wings were shaped. To prove it, they've hired a German model maker to
build a robo-pterosaur with a 13-foot wingspan, which will swoop over Britain
* If that doesn't get the English to swear off drinking, nothing will.
* It will also test their theory that a pterosaur could snatch a full-grown
person in its claws and fly away with him.
KANSAS LIKES NUDITY
Trust Me, It WASN'T Sexually Exciting! - In Topeka, Kansas, a local nudist camp
has been putting on nude plays at the Topeka Performing Arts Center to promote
their lifestyle. They're not sexual, and there's no law against nudity per se,
but Councilman Brett Blackburn said some constituents complained, so he proposed
a ban on public nudity. But it failed at a hearing when it turned out he was
the only person in favor of it. The nudist camp owner said, "It would seem that
the proposed ordinance is a solution in search of a problem."
* If it had banned only fat, ugly naked people, then THAT would've solved a
* Blackburn was also the only person at the hearing who wasn't naked.
* Proving that in Topeka, they like to peek-a.
CHEWBACCA IS AN AMERICAN
Space Cowboy - It's official: Chewbacca is an American. British actor Peter
Mayhew, who plays the "Star Wars" Wookie hero, will become a US citizen Monday
at a ceremony in Arlington, Texas, a Dallas suburb. Mayhew said he's always
been fascinated with cowboys and American history, and marrying a Texas lady
"more or less decided it." He said when he takes the oath of American
citizenship, he'll recite what he can remember and "it will be a Chewie growl
for the other parts."
* No problem, that's the way most Americans sing "The Star-Spangled Banner."
* He's hairy, freakishly tall and growls instead of talking... He's not just an
American, he's a Texan!
* As soon as he's a citizen, President Bush will draft him into the Texas
National Guard and send him to go fight evildoers.
13 BAGS OF COKE FOUND AT BOY GEORGE'S HOUSE
Bad Karma - Boy George sobbed at his arraignment, as authorities revealed that
the police he'd called over on a bogus burglary report found 13 plastic bags of
cocaine sitting by his computer. His lawyer said he's had a lot of people in
his house, and he has no idea how 13 bags of coke wound up in his apartment.
* Maybe he bought it on the street, thinking it was really expensive face
* The cops planted it, to make Boy George look like a drug-using has-been!
* His defense will be, "It's 2005: do you really believe Boy George could
afford to buy 13 bags of cocaine?!"
* Boy George needs to get a better lawyer...and some waterproof mascara.
Fox TV announced that they are canceling the Paris Hilton-Nicole Richie show,
"The Simple Life," although the producers hope it will be picked up by another
... Don't even think about the Food Channel
... No network is THAT desperate! Well, maybe NBC
... It's a show where rich, beautiful people talk down to
average Americans. Put it on CNN.
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