"Friday the 13th Part 3"

Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) is the third in this franchise. Yet another group of teenagers are on their way to Crystal Lake for no apparent reason other than to have sex and get murdered, and Jason, again, for no apparent reason, obliges. Like episode two, the film starts with a recap of the ending of the previous episode, followed by some comedy attempts, then the bloodbath. Nudity was much less this time, with only Tracie Savage showing breasts in a shower scene.

IMDb readers have this at 4.2 of 10, and box office didn't recoup the estimated $4.5M budget. This was an attempt to make a Friday 13th formula film with little or no effort to embellish or entertain. This is a D. While it is technically decent, there is no "there" there. It reminds me of the "gonzo" style of adult tapes, which are an endless series of the old in and out. Here, we have murders, and not much else.

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  • Tracie Savage (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.



    • Rita Moreno in 1969's Marlowe. Rita often seemed to play women of relaxed morals, but she didn't do a lot of nudity, so this stripping routine is a real treat if you've always wanted to see more of her since seeing West Side Story. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).  I've never seen this movie, and want to, but it's never made it to DVD, and it doesn't make sense to get VHS these days.

    • Frances O'Connor and Vera Farmiga in Iron Jawed Angels (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped). As you see them from the rear, Farmiga is on the left, and O'Connor to the right. The camera stopped before getting to Laura Fraser, who was standing farther to the right. The chubby old naked gal to the left of Farmiga is Jolene Carroll.



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    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

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    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today the Ghost takes a look at the Eric Roberts flick "Stiletto Dance". One of the 10 movies he made in 2001. Actually, for a direct-to-vid Russian gangter/undercover cop movie, it isn't a bad watch. Plus, there is some decent nudity.

    • French-Canadian actress Lucie Laurier gets nekkid in a couple of sex scenes as well as in a body painting scene. Mostly we see breasts and parital bum views, but there is a brief glimpse of the 3rd B as she spoons with Roberts. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23)
    • Lucie Laurier zipped .wmvs (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    • Another French-Canadian actress, Anne Nahabedian, shows her breasts in a spirited sex scene. (zipped wmv).

    A New Contributor
    Today we welcome Jack Snow to the Fun House.

    Jack specializes in Euro-nudity....especially German movies and TV.

    Alexandra Finder Baring breasts and bum in scenes from "Eine unter Tausend" (2004).

    Alexandra Sydow Very nice cleavage in scenes from an episode of the German TV series "Verschollen".

    Berrit Arnold Side/rear breast view, also from "Verschollen".

    Anabelle Lachatte Toplessness and a very brief full frontal view in scenes from "Das Duo - Bauernopfer" (2003).

    Catherine Flemming Baring breasts and bum in dark scenes from "Die Datsche" (2002).

    Jana Straulino Topless and underwater/bathtub full frontal nudity from "Die Ritterinnen" (2003).

    Jasmin Gerat The actress and MTV Germany VJ going topless in scenes from "Nachtschicht - Vatertag" (2004).

    Jennifer Nitsch Topless in a shower scenes from "Im Namen des Herrn" (2003).

    Maggie Peren Toplessness in scenes from "Kiss and Run" (2002).

    Maria Simon Full frontal nudity in a couple of scenes from "Erste Ehe" aka "Portrait of a Married Couple" (2003). Fans of art house cinema may have seen her recently in "Goodbye Lenin!".

    Mi Grönlund
    (1, 2)

    Breast and bum views in scenes from the Finnish movie "Levottomat 3" (2004). 'Caps by LC.

    Molly Sims

    Vanessa Marcil

    Nikki Cox
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    DeadLamb 'caps of the "Las Vegas" babes from Monday night's episode. This week, Sims, Cox and Thomason went on an outdoor adventure...complete with shorts and tank tops.

    Annie Belle
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The Euro-actress bares breasts and bum in scenes from the 1980 Italian horror/thriller, "La Casa sperduta nel parco" aka "The House on the Edge of the Park". 'Caps by Cyberwave.

    Amanda De Cadenet
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the UK actress baring all in scenes from "Mascara" (1999). Mostly we see breasts and bum, but link #12 does show a bit of bush.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    How Cartoonish Can It Be Without Him?! - "A-Team" creator Stephen J. Cannell has signed with Fox to create a big budget movie version of the cartoonishly violent 1980s TV show. Sadly, Mr. T says he might make a cameo, but he will not star.

  • The part of Mr. T will be played by his son, Ice-T.
  • I pity the fool who greenlighted this.

    Hate Parade - Simon Cowell may have to pay 50,000 pounds ($89,550 US) to Paul Holt, a rejected contestant on Cowell's new British TV talent show, "The X-Factor." Cowell said Holt was so bad that if he ever got a record deal and had a #1 hit, Cowell would give him 50,000 pounds. A record company quickly signed him to cut a novelty song called "Fifty Grand For Christmas," in hopes everyone who hates Simon will buy a copy. British bookies now have Holt's as the sixth favorite record to be #1 on Christmas Day.

  • The odds-on favorite to be #1: "A William Hung Christmas."
  • The five in front of it are all novelty songs about how much the singer hates Simon Cowell.
  • If everyone who hates Simon Cowell buys a copy, he'll have 50 MILLION for Christmas.