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"The Believers"

The Believers (1987) is a supernatural thriller set in that hotbed of the occult, New York City, and stars Helen Shaver and Martin Sheen. I can't give you many plot details, because I found it totally unwatchable, and fast forwarded from one nude scene to the next. Sheen loses his wife due to a freak electrical accident. He and his son move to New York, and their new landlady, Helen Shaver, finds them a housekeeper. Turns out Sheen and his son are the target of a voodoo cult that believes in child sacrifice, and have selected Sheen's son for the honors.

Sheen and Shaver become an item, and we see a right breast in bed with Sheen, then a near gyno rear shot getting out of bed, followed by breasts and bush. I am not the only one that didn't care for the film. IMDB readers say 5.6 of 10. US gross was $18.8M. Ebert says 1 1/2 stars, and Rotten Tomatoes is 14% overall, and 0% from the top critics. I am with the critics on this one. If you are a fan of Cuban voodoo cults try to sacrifice son of New York Psychiatrist films, you might enjoy it. Otherwise, avoid it. D.

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    "The Tailor of Panama"

    The Tailor of Panama (2001) is an espionage/cold war spoof that many enjoy. Pierce Brosnan works for British intelligence attached to embassies. He is kicked out of Spain after seducing the leaders mistress, and is assigned to Panama as punishment. He blackmails a local tailor (Geoffrey Rush) with a past he would like to forget into feeding him lies about a "silent opposition" to feed on the US/British paranoia about the canal reverting to Panamanian ownership. The tailor is mostly having fun with it, but Brosnan convinces his people to get $15m from the Americans to back this opposition party, which he plans to abscond with. Rush is married to Jamie Lee Curtis, and we see her breasts first inviting Rush to bed, and then a good nipple shot when Brosnan accosts her. We also have breasts from Catherine McCormack, and embassy aide, that Brosnan is doing the nasty with. While there is not that much exposure in the scene, it is very energetic and erotic.

    IMDB readers say 6.6 of 10. Critics were enthusiastic. It earned $13.5M against a budget of $18M. There were moments of dark humor that I enjoyed, but, for the most part, I was anxious for it to end. C+.

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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Orgazmo is Trey Parker's low budget send-up of the porn industry. I think there are some frames here not captured previously. I haven't seen Chasey Lain's boobs in previous captures, for example.

    Jamon, Jamon is an Absurdist Spanish comedy/drama, which features Penelope Cruz's first screen nudity

    • Cruz (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6). Check out Tuna's section for a completely comprehensive overview of the nudity in this film.


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    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Tart" (2001) takes place in a private school for very rich spoiled brats. No nudity but alot of short skirts and sweater-fillers. The video was released in Asia before it was released in North America.

    "The Terror Within" (1989) is an Alien ripoff starring George Kennedy. For some reason a sequel was made the following year.

    "On Their Knees" (2001) is a PG-rated Canadian road movie about two reunited half-sisters. Written, directed and starring Anais Granofsky from the Degrassi tv series. Anais has the distinction of being the only castmember from Degrassi franchise who still has a semblance of an acting career after the series ended in 1991. DVD and video are only available for rent in Canada from Rogers Video.

    • Anais Granofsky & Ingrid Veninger: both full frontal and full dorsal doing the streak in broad daylight (Anais is on your left. Ingrid is the redhead on your right). My submission for the best nude scene of 2002!

    "Frogtown II" (1993) (aka "Hell Comes to Frogtown II" aka "Return to Frogtown") is a silly sci-fi starring Robert Z'Dar.

    • Denise Duff: b-queen only shows pokies while wearing a thong.
    • Linda Singer: breasts and buns making love to the Z-man.

    No nudity in the forgettable sequel "Blues Brothers 2000" (1998) but because of a fully-clothed "exotic dancing" scene the MPAA slapped it with a PG-13 rating.

    • Shann Johnson: hefmag hardbody, cheerleader, and aerobics instructor sexy in stripper outfit.
    • Cherilee Taylor: this Paradise Falls skinnydipper is also sexy in stripper outfit.

    DeadLamb takes a look at the latest Friday the 13th movie..."Jason X" aka Jason part 98, Jason in Space, aka Why are they still making these things?
    • Lexa Doig, the exotic looking star of the syndicated series "Andromeda". No nudity in this movie, but she still looks darn cute.
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    • Lisa Ryder, another co-star of the series "Andromeda" showing a little cleavage. (1, 2)

    • Kristi Angus, again no nudity, but does anyone else think she looks Bridgette Wilson?

    • Unknowns, at last, some assorted nekkid co-eds for Jason to play with.
    Jennifer Lopez Vidcaps of J-Lo topless by jCD in scenes from the very quirky Oliver Stone movie, "U Turn" (1997).

    Heather Graham
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Excellent 'caps by The Night from the movie American audiences may never get to see, "Killing Me Softly". Awesome toplessness as well as a hint of pubes in link #5. As a refresher, this movie had it's US theater release date changed several times before MGM finally just seemed to disown it. It was released in Europe briefly, but according to the IMDb, only brought in about $1 million, against a budget of $25 million.

    Britney Spears
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Assorted pics of the pop princess.
    The Breakdown:
    link #1...Some cleavage link #2...Pokies and wearing extremely small and tight clothes at Venice Beach. links #3 and #4...Sporting a J-Lo sized booty link #5...From the pages of Rolling Stone

    Ana Claudia Michels
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    Some very nice B&W scans of the super model by Finncap. Link #4 has the only nudity, with a clear breast and maybe a hint of pubes.