"Les Amants Criminels" (1999)
Les Amants Criminels (1999) is a run of the mill, stereotypical French teen angst film, with Natacha Régnier (The Dreamlife of Angels) as the girl, and Jérémie Rénier as her boyfriend. She shows breasts and buns in a swim and sex scene. Oh, maybe I should mention the fact that they kill a classmate for no particular reason, bury him in the woods, and are kidnapped by a Goliath bisexual cannibal mountain man. Being a French film, it has a tragic ending.
IMDB readers say 5.9/10, and it grossed a whole $50k in a US release. They ask us to like the cannibal bisexual kidnapper, which is an awful lot to require from an audience. The film is technically competent, but really lacks a good script (or even a clue as to what is entertaining). D+.
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"Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning" (1985)
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985) is, obviously, one of many sequels to this popular horror saga. What is the formula for one of these?
1) Introduce two or three lovable characters, including one precocious kid, to survive the entire film.
2) Show the recognizable evil icon
3) Kill a couple of people to get the ball rolling.
4) Shows a girls tits.
5) Kill the owner of the tits.
6) Kill a couple more people
7) Return to step 4 until you reach about the 90 minute mark.
8) Have the people in step 1 kill the evil icon 3 or more times.
9) Leave room for another sequel.
So if that is an inviolate formula, what makes a good one?
1) Clear nudity
2) Good gore effects
3) Some startle type surprises.
This was a very good sequel. Rebecca Wood and Juliette Cummins showed breasts in clear light, Deborah Vorhees showed breasts and buns in broad daylight, and Melanie Kinnaman showed breasts through a wet white shirt. I actually had multiple requests for this film. Maltin says BOMB, IMDB voters say 3.2/10, and I say they missed the point. This genre (bad horror film sequels) is all about gore and breasts, and this one has plenty of both. C.
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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Women in Fury is a sensitive look at the subtle undervaluation of women in the ranks of the 19th century Belgian gentility. OK, maybe not. Maybe it's a Brazilian "Ho's in the Hoosegow" flick.
I didn't notice that Tuna had already done this movie, or I would have passed on it, but as long as I've seen it, here's
- Suzanne Carvalho, who is a fox. According to IMDb, this film was made in 1985, and Suzane hasn't done anything since that year.
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One member wrote in to say that mauve is very rarely mispronounced in Canada (the word comes into English from French, so French speakers have no trouble with it). He nominated "February" as the most mispronounced word - also an excellent choice.
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Helen Slater, topless in "Happy Together" (1989)
Two lovely ladies going topless in scenes from the John Boorman "The Tailor of Panama" (2001).
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Jamie Lee Curtis
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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I couldn't pick just one, so here are three babes giving up the goods on screen.
Only two good things came from the movie "Autumn in New York"...Scoop's Review and Winona Ryder's first, only, and for all we know, unintentional nip slips.
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Melissa George looking fantastic topless and bottomless (rear views only) in 'caps from "Dark City" (links 1 and 2). And new 'caps of the Aussie actress in a bikini in scenes from the TV show "Thieves". Thanks to Hugo, Whiplash and DAI.
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Gretchen Mol in "Forever Mine". Quite possibly the most perfect breasts ever filmed. Thanks to Palrune for the 'caps.
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Two more scans of the Linda's full frontal nudity on stage as Mrs. Robinson in "The Graduate". As a bit of a comparison, in link #1 there are also smaller images of Amanda Donohoe and Jerry Hall during their runs as Mrs. R.
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Stacey looking fantastic in a recent episode of the Showtime series "Going to California". Bikini, pokies, and great thong 'caps by Dead Lamb.
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Luc Besson's "The Big Blue" is mind numbingly boring, but at least Rosanna looked good topless. Vidcaps by BFD.
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From "Boys Don't Cry". Excellent new collages by Scanman. Both ladies show breast exposure (mostly Chloë) and Hilary shows pubes also.
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A very lovely model from the Lone Star state. (links 1,2 and 4 have clear nudity, #3 is see-thru only. Thanks to NicNac.
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Doria Rone
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From the Skinemax movie "Sensual Friends"...plenty of breasts, bush, a little bit of bum exposure, and lots of sport humping. Thanks to Helcrom.
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