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"Billy Bathgate"

Billy Bathgate (1991) is a 30's style gangster film, and tells the story of the demise of Dutch Shultz, as seen through the eyes of you protege Billy Bathgate. The films has many pluses, including a cast that includes Dustin Hoffman, Steve Buscemi and Nicole Kidman. Kidman gets naked twice in clear light, and the photography was excellent, especially at the beginning of the film, when they fit Bruce Willis with cement shoes.

The film covered no new ground, but told the story in the traditional fashion, but this time in color and widescreen. I didn't fast forward even once. C+.

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  • Nicole Kidman (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    "Stiletto Dance"

    Stiletto Dance (2001 TV movie) is an involved FBI vs Russian subversives film that borrows much from John "Gun to the Head" Woo, and Tarrentino. Eric Roberts has infiltrated the Russian mob, and must stop a deal at any cost that would give a nuclear weapon to terrorists for use against the US. The cost includes killing his partner, who would have been killed by the bad guys anyway. The film has plenty of pace, a plot that was often hard to keep track of and way too many characters. On the other hand, it had some real moments. My personal favorite was torturing someone by grinding his nuts with an electric coffee grinder.

    There is lots of shooting, lots of violence, and, more to the point, lots of nudity. Near the start, someone is screwing his girlfriend, Anne Nahabedian, when the Russians come to collect money he owes. She shows breasts in a frenetic scene that yielded few images with no blur. He is the one who has the misadventure with the coffee grinder. Roberts initiates a sexual relation ship with Lucie Laurier, the wife of the muscle man for the Russian mob. She shows everything in two sex scenes.

    The film looks a lot like what it is -- a made-for-cable with lots of nudity and action, but is not, in any way, memorable. IMDB readers say 5.5 of 10, and there are no reviews available. Based on the above, the proper score is C-. Genre fans might be entertained.

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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    It's massive update day

    There are new encyclopedia volumes for the following: Holly Hunter, Neith Hunter, Rachel Hunter, and Michelle Clunie

    The following volumes are updated: Monica Bellucci, Michelle Bauer, Lara Flynn Boyle, Jane Fonda, Bridget Fonda, Tara Fitzgerald, Edwige Fenech, Sherilyn Fenn, Linda Fiorentino, Veronica Forque, Jodie Foster, Sadie Frost, Melanie Griffith, Heather Graham, Valeria Golino, Gina Gershon, Pam Grier, Debra Winger, Kate Winslet


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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    'Caps and comments by Oz

    "The Rowdy Girls"
    The Rowdy Girls is a Troma film, but with that extra bit of nudity by a range of B actresses. There's no story and most actresses get naked at some time. The only bush is a brief glimpse of Julie Strain's 'Brazilian' in the third collage. Plenty of boobs by Shannon Tweed, former Heffer (May 1998) Deanna Brooks, Sita Thompson and some unknowns.

    Lots of nice looking women in Trippin' but the only clear breast shot is of Sharqui Sanders' silicone bumpers. Natasha Williams reprises the food scene in 9 1/2 weeks and there are two collages of some other sexy women.

    You get the briefest glimpse of Sybil Temchen areola in Restaurant - this movie definitely needs the DVD treatment.

    "Power Play"
    The view we get of Maria Conchita Alonso in Power Play is very modest by her standards but is still very lovely.

    The briefest of boob by Toian Machinga in Madigan, a movie that is still watchable. No nudity by Inger Stevens, just some nice caps.

    Hell Swarm""
    There's nudity but nothing visible in the implausible Hell Swarm. Some sexy collages of Luci Christian, Amanda Welles and some unknowns.

    "The Anderson Tapes"
    Dyan Cannon is as sexy as ever in The Anderson Tapes in her scene with Sean Connery.

    Lots of nakedness in Timebomb by Patsy Kensit and Kate Mitchell, with the bit of bush by Kate.

    • Patsy Kensit (1, 2)
    • Kate Mitchell (1, 2)

    "The Promise"
    The briefest of nipple by Corinna Harfouch in The Promise.

    "Dead Man on Campus"
    No nudity by Linda Cardellini (Velma in the big screen version of "Scooby Doo") in "Dead Man on Campus", just some shots in her underwear.

    "Excessive Force"
    Boobs in Excessive Force by Susan Wood and Charlotte Lewis and cleavage by an unknown.

    "A Murderous Affair"
    Lots of sexy shots by Virginia Madsen in A Murderous Affair.

    • Virginia Madsen (1, 2, 3)

    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Today folks, a real trip back in time...all the way to 1964 and a nudie cutie called "Kiss Me Quick". Here is Althea Currier doing a slow strip tease. Now the funny part for me was I remember seeing pictures of this scene in a magazine way back then and it was a real find to come across this scene. By the way this is not a bad movie for this genre and not a bad evenings worth of mindless entertainment.

    • Althea Currier, stripping down and revealing some excellent toplessness.
      (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
    Mr. Nude Celeb
    Señor N.C. takes a look at the nudity from the first season of "The Sopranos".
    • Bernadette Penotti, showing off her robo-hooters. (1, 2, 3)

    • Drea Dematteo, partial rear nudity a some pokies. (1, 2)

    • Oksana Babiy, topless. (1, 2, 3)

    • Siberia Federico, toplessness, rear nudity and almost a frontal view. (1, 2)
    Mail Bag request
    Hey Scoop,

    Does anyone have caps of Kira Reed in "Cheerleader Ninjas" (1998)? I haven't seen the flick, but I hear that her scenes are pretty good.