Gone Girl

Currently the #1 film in America and David Fincher's thriller du jour - make that thriller du noir - Gone Girl is the convoluted story of a wife who suddenly seems to be missing and the suspicion that gradually turns upon her husband. You don't want me to say any more than that, because it's an entertaining, dark, twist-filled mystery from a filmmaker who is a master at that very genre. In other words, you probably want to see it, and therefore don't want me to tell you any more.

Unfortunately, the only clips we have at the moment come from a crappy cam, which is a shame, because we're talkin' Emily Ratajkowski's chest here. Oh, well, think of it a a tease for the pleasure to come when this film reaches Blu-Ray.

SPOILER WARNING: the clips give away important elements of the plot, but there's no way to avoid that and see the nudity.

Emily Ratajkowski breasts

Rosamund Pike - lingerie, side-boob in shower

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Today: episode four

Ana Alexander

Ana Alexander and Kate Orsini

Augie Duke


Friends was a comedy show that went for 11 years, from 1994 to 2004, so it must have something going for it. It must be still popular given that it is still on high rotation on TV, at least here in Australia. There’s no nudity but the women do look good, especially Jennifer Aniston. Starting the seventh series, with episodes made in 2000 and 2001.

Episode 1 The One with Monica's Thunder (2000)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 2 The One with Rachel's Book (2000)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 4 The One with Rachel's Assistant (2000)

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 5 The One with the Engagement Picture (2000)

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 6 The One with the Nap Partners (2000)

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 7 The One with Ross' Library Book (2000)

Jennifer Aniston

Kristin Davis

Sarah Murdoch

Episode 8 The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (2000)

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 9 The One with All the Candy (2000)

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 10 The One with the Holiday Armadillo (2000)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 11 The One with All the Cheesecakes (2001)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 12 The One Where They're Up All Night (2001)

Jennifer Aniston


Maps to the Stars


David Cronenberg film with just as many incest angles as a Gilbert Gottfried comedy monologue. Despite the Hollywood/Canadian angle the DVD is only available in France.

Julianne Moore: boob and butt in threesome
(almost flashing coochie getting up from the terlet)

Jennifer Gibson: full frontal in threesome.

Sarah Gadon: wet dress, topless in threesome.

Olivia Williams: topless in bathtub.

  Mia Wasikowska: pokies, fully clothed sex.

  Niamh Wilson: upskirt as groupie.

Clara Pasieka: upskirt as groupie.

Emilia McCarthy: upskirt as groupie.

Amanda Brugel: sexy.

Jayne Heitmeyer: MILF.

  Carrie Fisher: Star Wars babe can now pass as a GILF.

"Naked News"

Scarlette: full frontal in audition, then with Katherine Curtis afterwards with both crossing their legs as if they are church ladies.

"Strange Empire"

(series premiere)

New CBC Western series is even darker than Deadwood but nudity wise the
women only strip down to their bloomers for sex and skinnidipping.

April Telek: mega cleavage as brothel madame, the same role she played in the other Western series Hell on Wheels.

  Cara Gee: fully clothed sex.

Vanessa Farman: bloomers only.

various: swimming in bloomers.

Love, Lies and the Internet

(2008 short)

Vanessa Farman: almost flashing a boob.

The Acting Teacher

(2014 short)

Andrea Brooks (also of Strange Empire): very nice cleavage, fully clothed sex.


(tv series comparison with unrated DVD)


The opening scene has a large tangle of nude bodies. In the DVD version there is actually a full boobie. Comparison of the network and DV version, Christina Schimmel is the one in the last last picture.

"Red Band Society"

(tv series; s1e04)

 Zoe Levin: down to her skivvies.


(2014 short; trailer)

A Canadian/Norwegian all-frozen co-production.
Dagny Backer Johnsen: shield maiden in wet sweater making one pine for the fjørds.

Jus d'orange

(2010  short; aka "Orange Juice")

Sylvie De Morais: sort of nekkid under sheets.

"Memoires Vives"

 (le tv series; le s3e4)

Dominique Quesnel (blonde) & Catherine Renaud (brunette): Dominique Quesnel gets down to brassiere in light lesbian scene with Catherine Renaud.

"Unite 9"

(le tv series; le s3e4)

Myriam Cote: sitting down very provocative fashion displaying her crotch.

Mara Joly: sexy.

Catherine-Anne Toupin: sexy clit teasing another female prisoner.

Frederique Dufort: sexy.

various: various IPL guards in the changeroom
(but can't ID the one stripped down to her brassiere.)


Mara Joly: cleavage in demo video.

"La theorie du K.O."

(le tv series; le s1e5)

Obligatory strip club episode and the first nudity this season on Radio Canada.

Marie-Sophie Roy: boobs and buns as à la nue stripper.


Marie-Sophie Roy: Facebook page.

Last but not least...

  Andi Muise: more topless photos of the Canadian supermodel.

Belle du Seigner


Belle du Seigneur (The Passion of War) is a European movie set just before World War 2 where married couple Adrien and Ariane (Ed Stoppard and Natalia Vodianova) are in Geneva for Adrien's job working for the League of Nations. His boss Solal (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), the head of the League of Nations spies Ariane and he is instantly smitten. And he doesn't even care that she's married, he's going to have her no matter what. Solal is also desperate to stop the German upsurge, but no-one else wants to hear this, so he resigns and steals away Ariane to her home in Italy. But, both Solal and Ariane's behaviour wavers wildly and their relationship is tumultuous to say the least. Solal attempts to get a job back at the League of Nations, but when he sees that he is not wanted, he comes back to Ariane and they continue their downward spiral of a relationship until it's inevitable end. Oh boy, this is sooooo tawdry. Solal is so sensitive, brooding and possessive that only he can save the world/have the girl. Ariane is understandably taken by Solal, but she plays into his whims and is impossible to feel sympathy for.

Both Vodianova and Meyers are so beautiful together and there are many exotic locations that the movie feels more like a perfume commercial (both I'm sure have been stars of) and the plot also resembles one. After Ariane splits from Adrien, except for one brief moment between he and Solal, Adrien disappears completely, doesn't even fight for his wife. Belle du Seigneur is the very definition of melodrama, but sadly, a wafer-thin one.)

Natalia Vodionova 1080hd film clip (collages below)

unknown 1080hd film clip (sample below)

TV and Film Clips

Carrie Getman and Anka Graczyk in Let's Go (2014)



Alexis Knapp in The Anomaly (2014)

Frederikke Dahl Hansen in Copenhagen (2014) in 720p

Pamela Flores in Dance of Reality (2013) in 720p (awesome Eurocrap!)

Alyssa Sutherland in Vikings (s1e9) in 1080hd

Nilay Erdonmez in Watchtower (2012) in 720p

Monica Bellucci in Briganti - Amore e liberta (1993) in 720p

Various Pics/Collages

According to a reliable source, Chelsea Handler shows these slides in her live tour

Precious Muir, whoever she is.
Her Twitter account says she's an "International British Model & On-Camera Personality." Whatever. The important thing is that she doesn't wear underwear. That middle image is one of the best upskirts ever.

Hayley-Marie Coppin in Dom Hemingway

Claire Viville, also in Dom Hemingway