Cable Round-up


Last Night

Mary-Louise Parker did some serious fuckin' with Zach "Preppie" Morris from Saved by the Bell!

One of the best scenes of the year. Sample below:


The rest of these are follow-ups from Sunday night:

Boardwalk Empire

Some HD caps to go with yesterday's film clips

Gretchen Mol

Emily Meade


Eastbound and Down

Since Ana de la Reguera hasn't really surrendered the goods on this show, Mr Skin captured some of her earlier efforts. She's not shy:

in Asi del Precipicio



in Paraiso Travel


Bored to Death

 HD caps of Julie Atlas Muz to match yesterday's clip




Hyphen-world Movies

New straight-to-vids or made-for-cables:

Tales of an Ancient Empire - once again another imager saved me from having to watch an atrocious movie. This one was so bad I shut it off during the credits. There are soap operas on Telemundo with better special effects. It features Kevin Sorbo and Christopher Lambert and, of course, Val Kilmer, who is now in every bad movie. Victoria Maurette flashed a little flesh, and you'll be able to see just how bad the film was even in this little clip.



  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.



Monster's Ball



part 1

Here's Halle Berry in ultra HD

Massive download - more than 400 meg

(Samples below)




Delinquent School Girls


Brainscan's notes:

I am at a loss for words. Okay, that's a lie because here I am hitting the keys and these words keep showing up. But meaningful words, thoughtful word, the kinds of words that might tell you about Delinquent School Girls? They evade me. This cinematic tour de force stars Stephen Stucker five years before he played Johnny in Airplane. Plays an escaped sexual deviant. Suppose that means this movie is a comedy and so long as you convince yourself rape and forced girl-on-girl wrestling and child abuse are worth a guffaw you will label it as one, too. So there's this nastiness to it.

And even though a few women get in some state of undress, this happens much too infrequently and it happens too briefly and too darkly and it involves women covered in mud that grows thicker as they go from one scene to another. Found myself yelling at the screen: you already got her nekkid once... do it again in broad daylight. And how about that one. She's a babe. Get her nekkid, too. But no. Something like eleventyseven women in this masterpiece, only two ever again graced the silver screen - one of them is Sharon Kelly, who is better known as pornstar Colleen Brennan - and no one could get any more than five of em nekkid. Makes me weep bitter tears of disappointment.

But enough. The copy I have is a DVD-R copy of what was obviously a videotape  original source. Did the best I could considering the source material, so very limited in so very many ways.

Julie Grant film clips (samples below)

Marian Ghika film clips (samples below)

Roberta Pedon and Valerie Anderson film clips

Pedon samples:

Anderson samples:

Sharon Kelly film clip (samples below)




Kim Kardashian stark naked and painted silver

Paris Hilton topless

Victoria Bastel in Bad Lieutenant in HD


Frankie Thorn in Bad Lieutenant in HD

Leonor Watling in The Oxford Murders in HD



Gemma Arterton in The Disappearance of Alice Creed in super HD

The rest of the women in Love in the Time of Cholera in HD:

Laura Harring

Angie Cepeda

Ana-Claudia Talancon

Marcela Mar