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          I've missed the past three or four days. Junior filled 
          in for me. I attended my 40th high school reunion in Rochester, New 
          York. I was late on today's edition, as some of you may have noticed, 
          but I'm back on my normal routine starting with the Thursday page. Had 
          a great time, but it's good to be back!   THIRD PARTY VIDEOS: 
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
              The brief but sweet nude exposure of Milla Jovovich 
              (zipped .wmv) 
              in No Good Deed, (Movie 
              House Commentary). (This is not good quality. I'll try to find 
              a better clip. Erica Durrance (zipped .avi) 
              in Butterfly Effect 2. I'll look at this one tomorrow.  Ariadna Gil  (two .avis 
              zipped together) in Libertarias. Bettie Page  (zipped .avi) 
              in the short which can be found on the DVD of The Notorious Bettie 
              Page. (Movie House 
              Commentary).  Homework. This is Joan Collins, 
              except for the nudity, which is done by a body double named
              Joy Michael  (zipped .avi).
                    OTHER CRAP: 
                
                
                  
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                                | USS George H. W. Bush 
                                Christening: President's Remarks Honoring the 
                                Long-Overdue Launch of a Bush-Themed Vessel of 
                                Mass Destruction 
                                - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG satire) 
                                
                                Police Officers Served Pot 
                                In Burger King Hamburgers
                                 
                                  The lead officer on 
                                  the case said, "Whoa, we noticed almost 
                                  immediately that something was wrong with the 
                                  food, dude. Like, stress ALMOST." 
                                
                                A cool demonstration of the 
                                Meissner Effect
                                 
                                
                                Four clips from Catch a 
                                Fire  
                                  Powerfully telling 
                                  the story of a South African hero's journey to 
                                  freedom, "Catch a Fire" is the new film from 
                                  director Phillip Noyce ("The Quiet American," 
                                  "Rabbit-Proof Fence"). The political thriller 
                                  takes place during the country's turbulent and 
                                  divided times in the early 1980s, and in the 
                                  new South Africa of today. 
                                
                                A large collection of free 
                                celebrity nudity video clips
                                 
                                
                                In New Poll on Ethics, 
                                Public Ranks Congress Lower Than Pirates
                                 
                                
                                Streisand to heckler: 'Shut 
                                the fuck up'
                                 
                                
                                A clip from The Santa 
                                Clause 3: The Escape Clause
                                 
                                
                                Four new clips from The 
                                Grudge 2  
                                
                                The Weekend Warrior's Box 
                                Office predictions for the upcoming weekend
                                 
                                  He says The Grudge 2 
                                  will win by a mile. 
                                
                                The REAL reason why Google 
                                wanted YouTube
                                 
                                
                                Did The United States lose 
                                the War of 1812?
                                 Letterman's 
                                
                                Top Ten Yankees' excuses
                                 
                                
                                "Doubloon-Operated Coin 
                                Laundry Found Aboard Sunken Spanish Galleon"
                                 Weekly World News - 
                                Story: 
                                
                                "Aliens Abduct Fugitive, 
                                Prompting America's First Interstellar 
                                Extradition Treaty"
                                 Pravda has become the 
                                Russian version of Weekly World News: 
                                
                                Egyptians used their 
                                pyramids as waterworks to pump water from Nile. 
                                Hey, it must be true. Pravda means "truth."
                                 Headline of the day so 
                                far: 
                                
                                Town bans Ledd Zeppelinn 
                                after car chase
                                 
                                
                                Urban Legends Reference 
                                Pages: Is this a ceiling mural in a smoking 
                                room? 
                                 
                                
                                Urban Legends Reference 
                                Pages: VERY Big Dog Free to Good Home
                                 
                                
                                Trekkies spend $7.1 mil at 
                                'Star Trek' auction, 
                                highlighted by the $576,000 sale of an 
                                Enterprise miniature which was used in filming 
                                the title sequences.  
                                
                                A Pima, Ariz., couple has 
                                stepped down as leaders of a church that 
                                considers marijuana a sacrament and deity.
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          Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks. 
          
          
          
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 Othello (1995) 
  Othello (1995) is a screen interpretation of the classic Shakespeare 
  tragedy by Oliver Parker. Whatever you decide about how well he did, you will 
  find major critics who agree with all of your points. I might as well throw my 
  impressions into the mix as well. Shakespeare was first and foremost a 
  wordsmith, not a story teller. Many of his stories were taken from oral 
  tradition. All of this makes one wonder at the wisdom of cutting more than 
  half of Shakespeare's words from the production. Hold that thought. For the 
  first time on the silver screen, he cast a black man as the blackamoor 
  Othello. In 1964, in honor of Shakespeare's 300th birthday, a Southern 
  California Junior College cast Othello as a black actor and Desdemona as a 
  white actress. This was hugely controversial, but the school backed up the 
  director's decision, and the show played to rave reviews. It took 31 years for 
  movies to manage what a junior college achieved. Now follow closely here. They cast Laurence Fishburne in the title role. 
  Had the dialogue been faithful to Shakespeare, and showed Othello as an 
  eloquent and lordly character, the casting simply wouldn't have worked. 
  Fishburne was a very good choice for this Othello, who was a heroic general 
  who doted on Desdemona, but had one weakness, jealousy. While the full version 
  of the play is thought to be a hard watch, this film version was much more 
  accessible. So, for the first two major departures, I like them both. Making 
  Othello a simpler person, and cutting much of the flowery dialogue was a valid 
  artistic decision. The third distinguishing component of this production was 
  in fact, the production, and they were highly successful in making the set and 
  the photography seem like separate characters in the film. For Othello to work, you must have a very strong Iago, and a sympathetic 
  Desdemona. Irene Jacob as Desdemona was sympathetic, and what she lacked in 
  language skills, I thought she made up for in character development. Kenneth 
  Branagh, for me, was a weak Iago. He simply wasn't slimy or evil enough. I 
  would have liked to see some work with varied pacing, and more joy than a 
  single love scene to contrast with a very dark ending.  IMDb readers say 6.8. It only earned $2.11M against an $11M budget. 
  Critical reaction was all over the place. Could there be a better screen 
  Othello? Certainly. On the other hand, it could have been much much worse. I 
  will give this a C+ as a film that Shakespeare buffs should see.   
    
     Another Way (1982) 
  Another Way (1982), or Egymásra nézve, was created by Hungarian master 
  Károly Makk, based on a novel written by one of his ex students, Erzsébet 
  Galgóczi. It is set against the immediate aftermath of the failed revolution 
  of 1956. Makk loved the chance to talk about the revolution aftermath, and 
  also that there was a captivating love triangle story to flesh out the work. 
  It was unimportant to him that this triangle had lesbian content. I suspect 
  that once the gay/lesbian audience gets a chance to see this film, they will 
  feel it matters a great deal. At one point, Makk had to film a love scene, and 
  realized that there was at least one thing that was different about the fact 
  that there was a lesbian relationship. He had no idea how girls did it. 
  Someone else on the crew had a lesbian friend, and was sent off to ask the 
  question. He came back relieved, and said, "It is simple. She told me it can 
  be done with one, two or three fingers. Now get out of here, and make your 
  movie." The line made it into the movie. The story opens with star Grazyna Szapolowska in the hospital with some 
  neck injury, and co-star Jadwiga Jankowska-Cieslak dead near the border. The 
  film is told in flashback. Jadwige has been unemployed for three years for 
  political reasons, but lands a job with the same newspaper that Grazyna writes 
  for, telling as much of the truth as is possible. Jadwige shares an office 
  with Grazyna, and the mutual attraction is obvious. There are more than a few 
  problems. Grazyna is married to an army officer, lesbianism is illegal, and 
  Jadwige is a radical dissident, out to expose the truth about the communist 
  party. Obviously, this has to end badly, and it does.  IMDb readers say 7.3. Although it played at the NY Film Festival in 1982, I 
  doubt if many Americans have seen this film. It is an indifferent letterboxed 
  transfer with mushy sound and burned in subtitles, but none of that bothered 
  me. Even though Makk was not interested in the gay angle of the film, he 
  portrayed the experience of being in love with someone of the same sex in a 
  repressive society with great sensitivity. I believe if this film was being 
  released today, bright and shiny with a widescreen version that is would do 
  very well.  Both actresses have numerous credits, reinforcing Makk's 
  casting decision. Those who don't tolerate subtitles well will find this one a 
  chore to wade through, but for everyone else, it is worth checking out. The 
  genre is foreign art film, and this is a C+. Scoop's note: I am curious about some elements of this film. How the hell 
  did Makk find two Polish actresses who could speak Hungarian well enough to 
  pass as native Hungarians? (The two languages have nothing in common. 
  Hungarian has nothing in common with any major languages except Finnish and 
  Estonian.) Why couldn't he find any Hungarian actresses? Everyone else in the 
  cast is Hungarian except the two stars. 
  
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      | Dann reports on Kicking and Screaming 
      Jerry Seinfeld got rich and famous doing a TV show about doing 
      nothing. I'm guessing the producers of this 1995 alleged comedy didn't do 
      as well, although their movie is basically also about doing nothing. It 
      also is a stretch to call it a comedy; at best it's mildly amusing. Following college graduation, a group of 
      students hang around campus and basically do nothing. They don't move on. 
      They don't make new friends. They just take a place near campus and 
      continue to hang out at the same haunts, chasing the same women, that they 
      did while in college. No one wants to make a move that could 
      drastically alter his life, although they also don't want to end up like 
      the college "professional student" (all colleges have them, it seems) who 
      has been hanging around for 10 years without graduating. This story has been done before and since, 
      and probably better. It definitely has some amusing parts, but it's also 
      boring and dumb much of the time. 
        
        
          
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     The obscure Candace McKenzie in the 
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    Wow, did  
    Rose MacGowan get skinny!! She looks so 
    different that the first glance is quite shocking, but she still has quite a 
    nice shape. Somehow, she managed to keep the boobs large and firm, despite 
    all the weight loss. (With 
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