"Friday the 13th Part 2"

Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) is the stereotypical sequel. It repeats the last 7 minutes of the original, then continues the story, this time in a neighboring camp. They don't bother with the quirky characters. As a matter of fact, they kill the few who were still alive after the original. They also don't waste much time on character development. Kirsten Baker skinny dips, the killing starts in earnest, and we enjoy seeing the slaughter. Of course, room was left for a sequel.

Baker shows everything, but mostly from a medium distance. IMDb readers have this at 4.7 of 10. It has the requisite nudity, gore and body count, and is thus a C.

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  • Kirsten Baker (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Smile (1975):

    I talked about this yesterday.


    The Door in the Floor (2004):

    I've discussed this before. Here's Kim's sex scene, and some upgraded images of Mimi. The DVD street date is December 14th.



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    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.


    The Life of David Gale

    Laura Linney waited until she was 36 to get naked on camera, and now you can't get her to put her clothing back on. She's done three full frontals (Maze, David Gale, Tales of the City) and a topless (Love Actually). As I mentioned recently, she has now officially cornered the market on the unfulfilled woman roles.

    NOTE: if you have not seen the movie and want to, the last clip spoils the surprise ending.



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the Ghost...another batch of assorted video clips. Zipped .wmvs, as always.

    • Sammi Davis, topless in a scene from the 1995 movie "Four Rooms". From the segment "The Missing Ingredient".

    • Roxana Zal, topless in a scene from the noir thriller "3-Way" (2004).

    • Judy Greer shows brief pube views, plus plenty of toplessness in this scene from the Garry Shandling movie "What Planet Are You From".

    The Gimp
    'Caps and comments by The Gimp:

    I have attached some hardcore 'caps from an early 80's film, Evey Woman Has a Fantasy. Erica Boyer and Rachel Ashley were major figures... so to speak... in the industy at that time. The others were probably six-month wonders.

    'Caps and comments by Oz:

    "Drawn to the Flame"
    In the same vein we have Drawn to the Flame. Full nudity by Lisa Welti and three unnamed women. Leslie Sachs and Jodi Verdu go topless.

    "Totally Blonde"
    Totally Blonde is an inane movie in which Krista Allen decides to dye her hair blonde. We get to see her wearing a thong and her cleavage is one of her better points. The only nudity occurs when we see a topless Melinda Hill from the rear. Charlene Tilton runs a school teaching girls how to be blonde and she displays what looks like pokies, although they do look a bit warped. Maeve Quinlan also looks nice.

    "Fatal Charm"
    Another forgettable movie is Fatal Charm. The topless nudity comes from Traci Dahl who plays a dream girl, and some breast and bum showing in the shower scene by unknowns. Amanda Peterson shows some pokies. Lar Park Lincoln and Mary Frann show a bit of sex appeal.

    Lucy Gutteridge
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    'Caps and comments by AAA:
    Lucy Gutteridge is best known as the love interest from "Top Secret", but I had never before come across her episode in the Hitchhiker series, "In the Name of Love" which is available on DVD. I didn't see evidence that anyone's ever tried to do some captures from it, so I thought I'd give it a shot. You'll be able to tell that I've never done this before, but it was a fun Saturday afternoon adventure, and I hope everyone enjoys the toplessness.

    Caro Lenssen
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the young Dutch actress going topless and full frontal in scenes from "Cloaca" (2003). Some trivia for fans of Euro-babes...Lenssen is the daughter of famous Dutch actress Renée Soutendijk.

    Mail Bag
    I can ID one of the unknowns in Oz's 'caps from Guarded Secets (in the 10/10/04 Fun House update). The brunette in the red plastic outfit (collages 4, 5 and 6) is Stephanie Swift. She is a 90's pornstar trying to make her way in Hollywood.

    The Gimp