"Friday the 13th Part 2"
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) is the stereotypical sequel. It repeats the last 7 minutes of the original, then continues the story, this time in a neighboring camp. They don't bother with the quirky characters. As a matter of fact, they kill the few who were still alive after the original. They also don't waste much time on character development. Kirsten Baker skinny dips, the killing starts in earnest, and we enjoy seeing the slaughter. Of course, room was left for a sequel.
Baker shows everything, but mostly from a medium distance. IMDb readers have this at 4.7 of 10. It has the requisite nudity, gore and body count, and is thus a C.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
I talked about this yesterday.
The Door in the Floor (2004):
I've discussed this before. Here's Kim's sex scene, and some
upgraded images of Mimi. The DVD street date is December 14th.
"GOLDEN couple Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are living separate
lives, say friends who fear their marriage is heading for the
rocks." "And Brad's closeness to his Mr And Mrs Smith
co-star Angelina Jolie is being blamed for causing the trouble
with his real missus. "
ESPN's Bill Simmons may be the most entertaining sports writer
since the heyday of Hunter Thompson and Dan Jenkins.
Sample: "If Drew Bledsoe was a horse, the trainer would be telling
the owner, 'We need to put him down,' and the owner would be
crying and saying, 'Just give me a couple of moments with him,' so
the trainer would leave and the owner would remain in the stable,
rubbing the horse's head and saying his goodbyes. Then they would
take the horse behind the back and shoot him. In real life,
Bledsoe will be benched as soon as J.P. Losman comes back, then
he'll be waived on March 1. "
Did you ever wonder what happened to Bobby Seale, Panther radical
and oft-gagged member of the Chicago 7, back when they were the
Chicago 8? This may not be what you're expecting. He
may have mellowed a tad.
Raimi: " Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash? That won't happen."
FilmJerk's "The Early Report" for October 10, 2004.
Scientists believe they have discovered a new group of giant apes
in the jungles of central Africa.
Laura Bush's Guide to Raising Christian Ladies: Jenna & Barbara!
CHENEY ADMITS GOING ON CAMPING TRIP WITH EDWARDS.
Slipped His Mind During Debate, Veep Says.
Dave Barry discusses silly new names for coffee cup sizes.
Weekend Box Office Report. Shark Tale holds #1 with $31
million. Latifah and Fallon lay an egg, finish fourth. Duff bombs
completely. Napoleon Dynamite hangs in there for the 18th week in
This is crazy. President Bush holds a joint press conference with
Jacques Chirac, and his prompter's voice is broadcast on an
insecure frequency. (Long download - better to choose
the .zip file)
eBay "Your chance to own your very own ZAMBONI"
Drunken Sailors Oppose Bush: "A new 527 group of
inebriated mariners has formed in response to frequent comparisons
between their spending habits and those of President George W.
Bush. The group, which calls itself 'Shit-faced Sailors For Truth'
held a dockside press conference today in this port city, er-lie
in the morning."
Jonathan Coe's new novel - The Rotters' Club - contains a single
sentence with 13,955 words. "We believe that this is
the longest single sentence in the English language, easily
outstripping Molly's soliloquy at the end of Ulysses."
Ten tips for seducing your teacher.
- URL says it all:
And people call you a geek and a wimp? Compared to this guy,
you're Dirty Harry.
$11,500 worth of video games sold on eBay in a single lot!
Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 - Kerry drops to 270 (the
exact amount needed to win). This may turn out to be a
mighty close election. Kerry was at 280, but a new poll dropped
Minnesota out of the Kerry column and into the "undecided" ranks.
Woman ticketed for appearing naked on Net, fined $150.
Former classmates of Richard Linklater are suing Universal
Studios, saying they suffered ridicule over characters based on
them in Dazed and Confused. They may have a point - at
least a small one. Linklater didn't even change their last names,
so they were instantly identifiable even with different first
names. For example, the iconic Wooderson, the guy who kept coming
back after high school to get the high school girls, the role
which brought Matthew McConaughey national attention, is actually
based on a guy named Bobby Wooderson.
Very nice article about Team America: World Police
PASTEASE brand decorative pasties.
Playmate Gallery - Kym Malin, Miss May 1982 - Courtesy of
Four free short vids from SPICE UNCENSORED! - the stuff too
naughty for Spice TV.
I've never been a cyclist, but those shorts look like murder on
the ol' nuggets.
French philosopher Derrida, father of deconstruction, dies at 74.
Interestingly, he is the first human being in the history of our
race to leave behind nothing of value to anyone else.
Friday Box Office - new films unable to dislodge Shark Tale from
the #1 spot.
Whoa! Maybe Darth Cheney was lucky that he gave out the wrong URL.
The real factcheck.org says, "Edwards was mostly right."
Tough Crowd: Iraqi election slogans.
The new Lois Lane on "Smallville", Erica Durance, topless in House
of the Dead
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
The Life of David Gale
Laura Linney waited until she was 36 to get naked on
camera, and now you can't get her to put her clothing back on. She's
done three full frontals (Maze, David Gale, Tales of the City) and a
topless (Love Actually). As I mentioned recently, she has now
officially cornered the market on the unfulfilled woman roles.
NOTE: if you have not seen the movie and want to,
the last clip spoils the surprise ending.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today from the Ghost...another batch of assorted video clips. Zipped .wmvs, as always.
- Sammi Davis, topless in a scene from the 1995 movie "Four Rooms". From the segment "The Missing Ingredient".
- Roxana Zal, topless in a scene from the noir thriller "3-Way" (2004).
- Judy Greer shows brief pube views, plus plenty of toplessness in this scene from the Garry Shandling movie "What Planet Are You From".
'Caps and comments by The Gimp:
I have attached some hardcore 'caps from an early 80's film, Evey Woman Has a Fantasy. Erica Boyer and Rachel Ashley were major figures... so to speak... in the industy at that time. The others were probably six-month wonders.
'Caps and comments by Oz:
"Drawn to the Flame"
In the same vein we have Drawn to the Flame. Full nudity by Lisa Welti and three unnamed women. Leslie Sachs and Jodi Verdu go topless.
- Lisa Welti (1,
- Unknown #1
- Unknown #2 (1,
- Unknown #3 (1,
- Leslie Sachs (1,
- Jodi Verdu (1,
Totally Blonde is an inane movie in which Krista Allen decides to dye her hair blonde. We get to see her wearing a thong and her cleavage is one of her better points. The only nudity occurs when we see a topless Melinda Hill from the rear. Charlene Tilton runs a school teaching girls how to be blonde and she displays what looks like pokies, although they do look a bit warped. Maeve Quinlan also looks nice.
Another forgettable movie is Fatal Charm. The topless nudity comes from Traci Dahl who plays a dream girl, and some breast and bum showing in the shower scene by unknowns. Amanda Peterson shows some pokies. Lar Park Lincoln and Mary Frann show a bit of sex appeal.
|'Caps and comments by AAA:
Lucy Gutteridge is best known as the love interest from "Top Secret", but I had never before come across her episode in the Hitchhiker series, "In the Name of Love" which is available on DVD. I didn't see evidence that anyone's ever tried to do some captures from it, so I thought I'd give it a shot. You'll be able to tell that I've never done this before, but it was a fun Saturday afternoon adventure, and I hope everyone enjoys the toplessness.
|Señor Skin 'caps of the young Dutch actress going topless and full frontal in scenes from "Cloaca" (2003). Some trivia for fans of Euro-babes...Lenssen is the daughter of famous Dutch actress Renée Soutendijk.
I can ID one of the unknowns in Oz's 'caps from Guarded Secets (in the 10/10/04 Fun House update). The brunette in the red plastic outfit (collages 4, 5 and 6) is Stephanie Swift. She is a 90's pornstar trying to make her way in Hollywood.