Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) is the stereotypical sequel. It repeats the last 7 minutes of the original, then continues the story, this time in a neighboring camp. They don't bother with the quirky characters. As a matter of fact, they kill the few who were still alive after the original. They also don't waste much time on character development. Kirsten Baker skinny dips, the killing starts in earnest, and we enjoy seeing the slaughter. Of course, room was left for a sequel.

Baker shows everything, but mostly from a medium distance. IMDb readers have this at 4.7 of 10. It has the requisite nudity, gore and body count, and is thus a C.

Smile (1975):

I talked about this yesterday.

• Here is the review.

• Here are two zipped .wmvs of Melanie Griffith (1, 2)

The Door in the Floor (2004):

I've discussed this before. Here's Kim's sex scene, and some upgraded images of Mimi. The DVD street date is December 14th.

• Here is the review.

• Mimi Rogers

• Kim Basinger

Other Crap:

• "GOLDEN couple Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are living separate lives, say friends who fear their marriage is heading for the rocks." "And Brad's closeness to his Mr And Mrs Smith co-star Angelina Jolie is being blamed for causing the trouble with his real missus. "
• ESPN's Bill Simmons may be the most entertaining sports writer since the heyday of Hunter Thompson and Dan Jenkins. Sample: "If Drew Bledsoe was a horse, the trainer would be telling the owner, 'We need to put him down,' and the owner would be crying and saying, 'Just give me a couple of moments with him,' so the trainer would leave and the owner would remain in the stable, rubbing the horse's head and saying his goodbyes. Then they would take the horse behind the back and shoot him. In real life, Bledsoe will be benched as soon as J.P. Losman comes back, then he'll be waived on March 1. "
• Did you ever wonder what happened to Bobby Seale, Panther radical and oft-gagged member of the Chicago 7, back when they were the Chicago 8? This may not be what you're expecting. He may have mellowed a tad.
• Raimi: " Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash? That won't happen."  
• FilmJerk's "The Early Report" for October 10, 2004.
• Scientists believe they have discovered a new group of giant apes in the jungles of central Africa.
• Laura Bush's Guide to Raising Christian Ladies: Jenna & Barbara!
• Borowitz: CHENEY ADMITS GOING ON CAMPING TRIP WITH EDWARDS. Slipped His Mind During Debate, Veep Says.
• Dave Barry discusses silly new names for coffee cup sizes. (Requires registration)
• Weekend Box Office Report. Shark Tale holds #1 with $31 million. Latifah and Fallon lay an egg, finish fourth. Duff bombs completely. Napoleon Dynamite hangs in there for the 18th week in a row.
• This is crazy. President Bush holds a joint press conference with Jacques Chirac, and his prompter's voice is broadcast on an insecure frequency. (Long download - better to choose the .zip file)
• eBay "Your chance to own your very own ZAMBONI"
• Drunken Sailors Oppose Bush: "A new 527 group of inebriated mariners has formed in response to frequent comparisons between their spending habits and those of President George W. Bush. The group, which calls itself 'Shit-faced Sailors For Truth' held a dockside press conference today in this port city, er-lie in the morning."
• Jonathan Coe's new novel - The Rotters' Club - contains a single sentence with 13,955 words. "We believe that this is the longest single sentence in the English language, easily outstripping Molly's soliloquy at the end of Ulysses."
• Ten tips for seducing your teacher.
• URL says it all: porn-bread.com
• And people call you a geek and a wimp? Compared to this guy, you're Dirty Harry.
• $11,500 worth of video games sold on eBay in a single lot!
• Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 - Kerry drops to 270 (the exact amount needed to win). This may turn out to be a mighty close election. Kerry was at 280, but a new poll dropped Minnesota out of the Kerry column and into the "undecided" ranks.
• Woman ticketed for appearing naked on Net, fined $150.
  • Here is the sample "tour" page from her website, which is a subscription site.
• Former classmates of Richard Linklater are suing Universal Studios, saying they suffered ridicule over characters based on them in Dazed and Confused. They may have a point - at least a small one. Linklater didn't even change their last names, so they were instantly identifiable even with different first names. For example, the iconic Wooderson, the guy who kept coming back after high school to get the high school girls, the role which brought Matthew McConaughey national attention, is actually based on a guy named Bobby Wooderson.
• Very nice article about Team America: World Police
• PASTEASE brand decorative pasties.
• Playmate Gallery - Kym Malin, Miss May 1982 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
• Four free short vids from SPICE UNCENSORED! - the stuff too naughty for Spice TV.
• I've never been a cyclist, but those shorts look like murder on the ol' nuggets.
• French philosopher Derrida, father of deconstruction, dies at 74. Interestingly, he is the first human being in the history of our race to leave behind nothing of value to anyone else.
• Friday Box Office - new films unable to dislodge Shark Tale from the #1 spot.
• Whoa! Maybe Darth Cheney was lucky that he gave out the wrong URL. The real factcheck.org says, "Edwards was mostly right."
• Tough Crowd: Iraqi election slogans.
• The new Lois Lane on "Smallville", Erica Durance, topless in House of the Dead

Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above, since it's sorta in real time.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

Today from the Ghost...another batch of assorted video clips. Zipped .wmvs, as always.

• Sammi Davis, topless in a scene from the 1995 movie "Four Rooms". From the segment "The Missing Ingredient".

• Roxana Zal, topless in a scene from the noir thriller "3-Way" (2004).

• Judy Greer shows brief pube views, plus plenty of toplessness in this scene from the Garry Shandling movie "What Planet Are You From".

I have attached some hardcore 'caps from an early 80's film, Evey Woman Has a Fantasy. Erica Boyer and Rachel Ashley were major figures... so to speak... in the industy at that time. The others were probably six-month wonders.

• Chantelle Day (1, 2)

• Erica Boyer

• Lisa George

• Martina Nation

• Rachel Ashley (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

"Drawn to the Flame"
In the same vein we have Drawn to the Flame. Full nudity by Lisa Welti and three unnamed women. Leslie Sachs and Jodi Verdu go topless.

• Lisa Welti (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
• Unknown #1
• Unknown #2 (1, 2, 3)
• Unknown #3 (1, 2, 3)
• Leslie Sachs (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Jodi Verdu (1, 2, 3)

"Totally Blonde"
Totally Blonde is an inane movie in which Krista Allen decides to dye her hair blonde. We get to see her wearing a thong and her cleavage is one of her better points. The only nudity occurs when we see a topless Melinda Hill from the rear. Charlene Tilton runs a school teaching girls how to be blonde and she displays what looks like pokies, although they do look a bit warped. Maeve Quinlan also looks nice.

• Krista Allen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
• Melinda Hill
• Charlene Tilton
• Maeve Quinlan

"Fatal Charm"
Another forgettable movie is Fatal Charm. The topless nudity comes from Traci Dahl who plays a dream girl, and some breast and bum showing in the shower scene by unknowns. Amanda Peterson shows some pokies. Lar Park Lincoln and Mary Frann show a bit of sex appeal.

• Traci Dahl (1, 2)
• Amanda Peterson (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Unknowns
• Lar Park Lincoln
• Mary Frann

The Gimp