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"Out of the Blue" (1980)
Out of the Blue (1980) is a seriously bad film directed by, and featuring Dennis Hopper. The quality is very poor, as is frequently the case with these public domain bargain discount films. As the film opens, Dennis Hopper is driving an 18 wheeler, and frisking with his young daughter, and runs over a stalled school bus full of kids. Cut to 5 years in the future. Hopper is in jail, and his wife, Sharon Farrell, is working in a diner and sleeping with the owner, and is also doing hard drugs with her husbands best friend, Don Gordon. Her daughter, CB, has become a problem kid, who worships Elvis and the punk music scene.
When Hopper is released from prison, things get seriously strange until the end, when we return to a fairly normal, mainstream story line. Farrell shoots up, then Gordon and Farrell go into the living room to have sex, leaving Hopper in the kitchen. Farrell shows a breast in that scene. Then they all come up with a better idea. The three go up to rape CD as a public service to save her from becoming a dyke. They find CB dressed up to look like Elvis and discover that CB is not in love with their plans. So CB kills her father, takes her mother out to her father's crashed truck, and blows her and her mother up with a stick of dynamite. Now for the strange part. IMDB readers have it at 7.5/10, and Maltin gives 2 1/2 stars. Look for Raymond Burr as a probation officer. Some who commented at IMDB claim it to be a masterpiece, shot on a shoestring budget, and tackling incest as a theme head on. They also compare it to Easy Rider. Personally, I was totally unimpressed. D.
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Emmanuelle is a movie which
desperately needs one of those special digital super-duperbit masters that Tuna has been doing. This may be the rattiest DVD ever. The images are actually worse than VHS. The English dubbing is hilarious, the acting is about on the level of The Flintstones cartoons. Of course, the Flintstones also has better dialogue, so its hard to blame the actors. These lines must have been written by a
guy who (a) was illiterate, (b) was insane, and (c) never got laid in his life. He has no idea how women talk to one another, and he teaches lessons like "only when Emmanuelle has been raped and sodomized by every member of the Taliban, can she truly learn to love". A veritable blueprint for modern feminism! On the other hand, the photographic composition is lovely in this film.
Unfortunately, the DVD sucks so deep that the entire impact is lost, since all the scenes are green and fuzzy anyway, so you just have to imagine how nice it would look if you could actually see it in color rather than green.
I can think of one DVD as bad or worse than this. The greenness of this movie presents a strong contender to the pinkness of that grade-z Bardot movie that I worked on. (Love on a Pillow)
- I was a busy bee today, working on upgrading the site, since I had no worthwhile new material to develop. There are now three new sections in the Encyclopedia in the new format, with info, chronology, and thumbnails. These are found in the K area, and are dedicated to Sylvia Kristel, Nicole Kidman, and Valerie Kaprisky. Link to the Encyclopedia of naked celebrties from the main members' links page
This week's edition of The Onion
This weeks edition of Bush and Shove
| | Palrune
| | Josephine Bornebusch |
A beautiful blonde actress that looks great nekkid, what more could you ask for? Scenes from the Swedish movie "Järngänget" (2000).
| | Judy Greer |
Judy shows breasts and bush in a love scene with Garry Shandling...I know, a not a pretty picture. Thankfully Palrune has kept the Garry nudity to a minimum.
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A blonde and topless Kari looking great in scenes from "An Occasional Hell".
| | Madonna |
I mentioned "The Next Best Thing" a few days ago, and Palrune has delivered a perfect collage to demonstrate not only Madonna's thong and see-thru bra nudity, but the super annoying lighting they used on her face to make her look "younger". In this scene she's supposed to in her late 20's I guess. I have to guess since the movies spans several years even though the only way to tell is the fact that the kid grows. They didn't even bother with the usual hair or clothing style changes.
| | Natasha Henstridge |
Far off rear nudity while she's in the tub and partially covered in bubbles. Vidcaps from "Second Skin"
| | Patsy Kensit |
A young, naturally breasted, and very hot Patsy in a topless love scene from "Lethal Weapon 2".
| | Penélope Cruz |
The "Spanish enchantress" showing some partial nudity in scenes from "Woman on Top" (1999).
| | Rosie Perez |
Barely keeping her breasts covered (with occasional slippage) in "White Men Can't Jump".
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Raquel Zimmerman. No nudity, but great colors. Probably best viewed if on some kind of mind altering substance.
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Monica Lewinsky Yup, you read that right! Just a picture of her face.
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These two are from Blaskshine's new, and more unusual series.
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Pam and Tommy, plus some nekkid fat people and Joe Dirt Jr.
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Scoop,
>From IMDB News. After having to look at so many magazine covers with Osama Bin Laden on them, it'll be nice to finally see a magazine cover that has an ass on it worth looking at.
Pat Reeder
The Comedy Wire
Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Fans A Bum Deal
Gwyneth Paltrow is giving her many fans a real treat - by baring her backside on the cover of Harper's Bazaar. The slender star, who, according to the magazine, has "always hated her butt," is due to hit shelves in naked form later this month for the publication's highly- anticipated November issue. Paltrow, who wore a fat suit to balloon to a very large 300 pounds in weight for the upcoming comedy Shallow Hal, reveals all about men and sex in Bazaar's latest issue. The 29-year-old actress, who counts Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck among her list of ex-lovers, says, "I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags. I'm a very sexual person."
Scoop
Also check out these fashion photos. The middle one is up your alley...or up something, anyway...but it's the one on top that cracked me up. She looks like she's going to a Halloween party dressed as Hillary Clinton's shredded Whitewater records. I think I remember seeing that dress on Phyllis Diller back in the late '60s.
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So it's true! Bert is Evil!
Many long time web surfers have probably stumbled across either the original, or a copy of the famous "Bert Is Evil" website. If I'm not mistaken, it was fractalcow.com that started it all back in 95 or 96. (at least that's when and where I first saw it)
Anywho...the hub bub today is that the Taliban propaganda machine has jumped on the Bert is Evil bandwagon! This is an actual undoctored picture from a Dutch news site. Some bin Laden supporter, in creating a poster for the cause, took a picture of Bert and bin Laden from the internet (the widespread cult of evil Bert) and placed it in the poster without removing Bert!
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