Prey (1978), AKA Alien Prey, is a very British horror piece pitting cannibal aliens against lipstick lesbians, one of them very possessive and jealous. Glory Annen awakes from a bad dream to see green light from a spacecraft through her bedroom window. Roommate/lover Sally Faulkner doesn't believe her. The next day, a strange man shows up at their door. He is, of course, the cannibal alien. Faulkner is jealous, Annen welcomes the company, and our alien spends his time acting really strange, leading up to the surprise ending.
We briefly see Faulkner's breasts during a very hot lesbian scene. Anne shows everything, and has breasts and buns in several different scenes, including sunbathing, a bath, dressing, and the lesbian love session.
IMDb readers have this at 3.6 of 10. That is about all the respect it deserves. The acting was not at all good, none of the characters sympathetic, and not enough of a plot to keep it interesting. Low C-.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Dream On, Season 2:
Here's the summary of the nudity in the second batch of 14 episodes,
representing all of Season 2, which aired in 1991:
Episode 15: "The Second Greatest Story Ever Told". Mimi Rogers
2) does not take off her bra, but still manages to give us a
great look at her mammoth mamms. There is some excellent nudity in
this episode. A couple of cuties are seen topless on the set of a
monster movie (Martin stumbled into the wrong sound stage), and they
re-appear in his fantasies.
- Anastasia Barzee (1,
3) never made it as a TV star, but
went on to a very successful career on stage in the musical
theater. She played Emma in Broadway's Jekyll and Hyde. I don't
know anything about the subject, but I gather than she is now a
major stage star, since a
Google search for her turns up 500 valid responses, many of
them very impressive Broadway credits.
- Lisa Saxton's (1,
6) career was more mundane and
predictable. She started as a model in Playboy Newsstand Specials,
and her film roles consisted of such classic roles as "Naked Lady
in Bed". In this collage, Brainscan captured her in the immortal
cinema classic, Terminal Exposure
Episode 16: "And Your Little Dog, Too". Nice nudity again.
Carolyn Lowery (1,
3) played a notorious groupie. Martin
published her biography, "Starfucker". No sign of Carolyn in the past
three years, but she was still getting plenty of work in TV and B
features as recently as 2000-2001.
Episode 17: "The 37-Year Itch". Nice nudity from gorgeous Mimi
2). Mimi, a famous gal-pal of Sharon Stone, still works
in TV here and there, and is also a "semi-professional
photographer." She comes by her last name through a 1984 marriage to
horror film maven Wes Craven (they divorced three years later).
Episode 19: "Futile Attraction". Very pleasant nudity from
Paula Trickey and Connie Woods (1,
2) as two women with whom Martin
had performance problems.
Episode 21: "What I Did For Lust". Susan Ashley (1,
2) shows her
breasts. This was her last credit at IMDb. Her few previous credits
are softcore sex films. Here an imager named Lescan captured her
nudity in Private Passions.
Episode 24: "Pants on Fire". Laura Albert is back, playing the
same character she played in Episode 1 (the whipped cream girl).
This time she shows her breasts, but not in the show's typical clear
Episode 25: "The Charlotte Letter". Three typical Cinemax stars:
Kimber Sissons, Lisa London, and Cheryl Boudreau. I don't know who
is who, but you can find lots of pics of London and Sisson in the
Encyclopedia. Only two of them got topless, and the quality is poor
because they are seen in a stag film which is popped into a VCR and
seen on a TV screen.
Episode 26: "The Name of the Game is Five-Card Stud." Cherie
2) takes off her top in a cute scene in which she lost
her blouse playing poker. She made several more appearances on Dream
On, and a few other similar guest shots, but had disappeared from
the landscape by 1998. There was also male nudity in this episode, a
bum from Sean Masterson.
'Wango Tango' solo listed among 100 worst: Guitar World
magazine's December issue lists the '100 Worst Guitar Solos' and
the Nuge is right up there at No. 7 with his 'Wango Tango!!' At
the top of the list is Poison's C.C. DeVille's 1991 effort, called
'No individual, regardless of race, gender, age, intelligence or
athletic ability, can or should be deemed a loser'.
exceptions (1) the author of this quote (2) Gallagher.
Nude picture of Dubya removed from museum. (With pic)
The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain
Celebrity nutcase Sean Penn rips into Matt, Trey. The master of
insight manages to completely refute their facetious argument!
- Our hero in action.
What the fuck is Bill Shatner doing here? Scat?
- Funny clip!
Robin Williams on the invention of golf.
NYPD's Secret Hip-Hop Dossier. Cops covertly monitor rappers
like P Diddy, 50 Cent, Jay-Z ...
Rocker Melissa Etheridge Diagnosed with Cancer
- Follow up on this week's movies.
Since there were no advance reviews
Raise Your Voice did not have a critical score in the previous
link. The results are now in : 19% positive reviews. The film was
compared to such syrupy crap as Glitter and Crossroads.
- The respected Owen Gleiberman said, "[Hilary Duff] makes me
long for the comparatively Dostoyevskian depths of Sandra Dee."
- Everyone should read this as a
primer in how politicians and other spin artists can use facts.
How to Scare People with Statistics
Moronic artist who misspelled famous names will not fix her
- The best quote in the story - "They continuously look for a
scapegoat." Well, let's see, why did they rather arbitrarily
pick her as their "scapegoat"? Well, (1) they paid a lot of
money for a work to go outside a library (2) the result was
fucked up and unusable (3) she is the one who fucked it up.
- By the way, if any of you are as illiterate as the artist,
here's the OED definition of a scapegoat: "One who is blamed or
punished for the sins of others."
Johnny Wadd hung like a hamster? He wishes!
Here's an internet-only trailer for The Life Aquatic with Steve
Rowling: Another Potter character to die.
Prophecy? "Test" story 'reports' GOP sweep in Noivember election.
And, thanks to Diebold, they were able to present the exact
vote count before it happens!
- Useful tips:
Double Cock Sex Techniques
- URL says it all:
Veteran actor Christopher Walken left a permanent mark on
Hollywood when he planted his hand and footprints in the cement
outside the famed Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
Here is Salon.com's article about President Bush's mystery bulge.
I suppose that could be true, but at this point it is pure
speculation. The whole case is based upon the rather innocuous
fact that his suit bunches together in one photograph, and is
buttressed by some typical conspiracy buff reasoning. (Why did the
Bush camp insist that no photographs be taken from the rear?)
While there is an off-chance that the accusation has merit, it
seems to me that this is all just a way for anti-Bushies to get
back for Drudge's cheap shots about Kerry's "cheating".
Wow! The Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 has now
incorporated some of the state polls taken after the debates - 48
new polls in 25 states - and Kerry leads 280 to 239, despite
losing New Mexico and Florida!
- Kerry now just about owns the entire top right hand quarter.
He leads in all four states in the upper Mississippi River
region (Minn, Wis, Iowa, Illinois), plus the entire Mid-Atlantic
region, plus Ohio and Michigan. In the Western states, Kerry
also took the lead in Nevada, and pulled into a dead heat in
- Note that many of the key Kerry states have margins smaller
than the margin of error - Iowa (1 point) , Ohio (1 point) ,
Nevada (1 point), Pennsylvania (2 points), etc.
- Florida is now in the Bush column by a fairly convincing 5
The Daily Show looks at the latest from the campaign
Four free sample videos from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!
Playmate Gallery -Marilece Andrada, Miss March 1998, and a
Baywatch Babe - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
The Daily Show's Lewis Black talks about whether we are safer than
a few years ago.
American Robot's Job Outsourced To Cheaper Overseas Robot (The
New Garcia Marquez novel due Oct. 27 - Nobel winner's title:
Memories of My Melancholy Whores. It's a bit late. There was a
brief delay while he finished ghostwriting Pam Anderson's book.
Rachel Hunter is lookin' mighty good lately.
Matt Leblanc says he's not gay.
- Good stuff, if you've never seen
Bloopers from the Star Wars films.
The 2004 Vice Presidential Debate: Complete Transcript of Dick
Cheney's Indisputably Overwhelming Trouncing of Senator John
Edwards : "Yes, I'm up in the Senate most Tuesdays when
they're in session. And the first time I ever got to tell John
Edwards to 'go fuck yourself' was tonight when he walked on the
stage. Furthermore, not only can I attest to his truancy, I've
also personally witnessed John Edwards being tardy, throwing
spitballs, and giving juicy wet willies to Diane Feinstein! "
Weekly World News: "As if It isn't bad enough that many Muslim
women in the Middle East are forced to wear burqas -- now a new
edict insists female dogs must wear them, too."
It was a bad year for concerts. The major exception? Jimmy Buffett.
Turner Classic Movies asked viewers to declare their party
affiliation and vote for their favorite political film. Here are
the top five by political party.
A FULL-frontal nude portrait of Donald Trump in a Brooklyn eatery
has given locals a case of indigestion. Geez, I can't see why.
Normally, nothing goes better at Nathan's than a picture of a
juicy foot long.
Here's the follow-up Busk/Kerry cartoon from those JibJab guys who
did This Land is Your Land
A male celebrity is stepping into the fragrance world: spirit
Antonio Banderas launches this month.
U.S. FACES SHORTAGE OF BOTOX SHOTS. Angry Actresses March on
- Laces out! Do you remember the
fictional story of placekicker Ray Finkel?
Finkel's story has eerie parallels with the story of former
Oakland kicker Cole Ford.
Strange picture of Britney on her new album cover,
the plump diva seems to look thinner than Karen Carpenter. The
webmaster of this site says, "Most airbrushing since infamous
Belinda Carlisle in Playboy spread." I'm not sure if the
distortion was caused by any airbrushing. It seems to me that they
just fucked with the aspect ratio of the picture.
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Celebrity Sex Tapes
This is Carrie Tucker, Miss New York and one of the
top 10 finalists in Miss USA in 2000.
Here is a picture
gallery and some info about her.
Shiloh sent in a 110 meg .avi file which is not
practical, so I made several .wmvs from it. Each segment has a .jpg
sample. Today: the last two sections, parts 6-7
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Try as I might... and heaven knows I have tried... I
cannot bring myself to dislike the movie, Slammed
(2001). There are so many reasons I should. Slammed
is Hot Dog: The Movie except:
1) The sport is wrestling, or maybe that should be
rasslin', rather than skiing.
2) The bad guy is a standard issue American preppy,
rather than a snotty, faux-aristocratic European twit.
3) The dialogue and the actors are weary and worn
rather than edgy and entertaining.
4) One has been lost in the shuffle of 21st century
bad movies, the other is a classic of its time,
remembered and revered by a cult following.
So Slammed is derivative and overly-long. It packs no
punch in its humor or in its last scene of good-guy
gets revenge. What's not to hate?
I would say, "the nekkid babes" because that is the
usual answer to such a question. And there several of
them, credited and otherwise. But these gals are
universally and artificially pneumatic. We are
talking so much silicone in this one cinematic effort
that Dow-Corning's stock jumped 9 points when filming
began: costs elevate as supply dwindles, you know; and
these gals used up a year's production.
No, I think it's empathy that keeps one from ripping
this movie a new arse-hole. It is populated with
folks who had been someone- the guy who'd been Jimmy
Olson in the latest Superman thingee, the chubby
un-funny son on Home Improvement, and Josie Davis...
that's right, Josie Davis... and Fabiana Udenio, who at
one time was the number 1 woman I wished would get and
stay seriously nekkid in at least one movie. They're
all there and so is the guy who played the President
in The Fifth Element (Tiny Lister) and a gal, Lake
Bell, who just might BE someone someday soon because
she can act and has such a wonderful on-screen
Yep, it's empathy and the thought that it's a cruel,
cruel world when someone who had been at the top
appears in Slammed. Let's cheer on this effort for
their sake... only for their sake.
About the nekkid babes. Well, we got two
dressing-room scenes, a wet T-shirt contest, a
gratuitous flash by a former Hefmate, a
rip-off-the-top pool-fight scene and a bit of an
innocent sport-humping scene... as oxymoronic as that
Major source of hooter exposure is Tamie Sheffield.
Gal's whipped out the biguns in previously capped
movies and was the winner on a Fear Factor episode;
shows the equipment again in one dressing room scene
and a scene leading up to the wet T-shirt contest.
She claims in a making-of extra on the disk that hers
are not fake because they shake. Shit, my nephew has
a plastic monk on his dashboard that shakes when he
drives and that thing has fewer artificial ingredients
than Tamie's hooties. Tamie, in my opinion, looks way
better in a wet T-shirt than she does topless (see
collages 4 and 5).
- Tamie Sheffield
Second major source, previously exposed, is Kitana
Baker. Got five collages worth of silicone, with her
as the biological carrier.
- Kitana Baker
Third gal to give up major goodies is a newbie, Somaya
Reece. Pretty woman, with a smile to melt your heart
and implants to break your face. Que lastima.
And then there is this generation's Shannon Tweed...
Katie Lohmann. About the fifteenth movie that's been
capped in which she shows off her man-mades.
Interesting artistic addition to them this time.
Lake Bell does not get undressed, but she does wear
some interesting clothes. I'm figuring we won't be
seeing her goodies, because if she ain't getting
nekkid in this movie, she never will.
Josie Davis gives good face.
And a triplet of uncredited gals do the wet T-shirt
thing, while a pair of other uncredited gals pull off
each other's bikini tops. Standard fare.
So as I was saying, there are many reasons to rant and
rave over the tiredness that is Slammed, but the sight
of so many professionals in decline and the
performance of Lake Bell restrains the beast that
wells up in me. I bid the movie a sad and permanent
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today from the Ghost...in between playing Nancy Drew in "The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries" and Fallon Carrington Colby on "Dynasty", Pamela Sue Martin got nekkid in "The Lady in Red" (1979). A ganster film written by John Sayles, starring Robert Conrad as John Dillinger.
- Pamela Sue Martin, toplessness in two scenes. Links 5-10 and video clip #2 feature several other women topless and full frontal.
- Pamela Sue Martin zipped .wmvs
'Caps and comments by Dann:
"My Best Friend's Wife"
It occurs to me that if you're going to make a comedy drama, you should include one of two things: comedy or drama. This 2001 effort was short on both.
The story, done many times and much better, tells of two couples, the men best friends since childhood, the wives also close friends. As they struggle through their early thirties, they all begin to yearn for the things they've missed, and they decide to swap wives for one night. Things get really complicated when one of the men feels such guilt and love for his wife that he can't go through with it, but his wife and the other guy do.
This thing laid a big egg with me. It had damned few funny parts and no real drama, the characters weren't especially sympathetic nor realistic, and at the end of 85 minutes you ask yourself why you bothered........Oh, I know why. To cap Ruby the Stripper.
|From the made for cable biopic, "Norma Jean & Marilyn" (1996). Ashley Judd bares all 3 playing the part of Norma Jean. Sorvino bares breasts and bum while playing the blonde bombshell, Hollywood version of the same woman, better known as Marilyn Monroe.
||Partial breast and bum views in scenes from the 1997 movie "Touch". Based on a Elmore Leonard novel, the movie had potential, but the direction lead away from the comic possibilities and wondered toward more dramatic themes. Plus, the casting stunk. Granted, Christopher Walken stole scenes as usual, but this was one of several late 90's movies with someone in the studio main offices trying to make Skeet Ulrich a star. One other plus...the soundtrack. One of my personal favorite musicians of the past 15 years, Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters) not only wrote several songs for the movie, but also the entire score.
|The UK actress looking gorgeous and baring all 3 Bs! Scenes from the 1971 movie, "Secrets".
||The "Kill Bill" star showing plenty of cleavage, plus brief breast views during a lesbo scene from the Philip Kaufman movie, "Henry & June" (1990).
From the Oct 7 Fun House update:
Dragonscan's caps labeled Diana Espen (April Flowers) from "Embrace the Darkness II" is in actuality, the sugically enhanced body of former Hefmate, Katie Lohmann.
From the Oct 8 Fun House update:
(Comments and video clip by Mr. T.)
The "X Change" images and videos identified as Lisa Bronwyn Moore in yesterdays's Funhouse are actually Amy Sloane. The actresses play the same character, sort of (there's some mind/body switching going on), and both have nude scenes, hence the confusion.
Here's a short clip I made of Moore for comparison.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
CHARLIZE WANTS TO MARRY OZZY
Monsters Of Rock - Oscar-winning beauty Charlize Theron says she wants to
marry Ozzy Osbourne. In her first interviews after recovering from an
on-set injury, Theron confessed her huge crush on Ozzy, saying, "I have
this thing about wanting to marry him. I like those older guys. I have
this weird nurturing sense."
Well, Ozzy does need 'round-the-clock nursing.
Was her on-set injury some sort of head injury?
JULIE ANDREWS TO MAKE ARMAGEDDON SCARIER
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Nuclear? - The Sun newspaper revealed this
week that in case of a nuclear holocaust in the UK, the British government
has ordered that a network of underground BBC transmitters broadcast "The
Sound of Music" for 100 days, or until there are no survivors. The idea is
that the handful of survivors who are dying from severe burns and radiation
will be cheered up and calmed by the story of the singing ex-nun. Daily
Telegraph columnist Sam Leith wryly noted that the world will end "not with
a bang, but with a wimple."
No, it'll end with a bang: After 99 days of "Do-Re-Mi," any survivors
will shoot themselves.
No!! I want Mary Poppins singing "Just A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the
Medicine Go Down!"
They're even producing a special "Nuclear Holocaust Cut" with songs like
"I Am 16, Not Going on 17," "The Hills Are Alive, But Nobody Else Is," and
"The Extremely Lonely Goatherd."
POLICE SEEK SIEGFRIED & ROY SHOOTER
He HATES Magicians! - Police in Las Vegas are hunting for former Oakland
Raiders place kicker Cole Murdoch Ford, who retired in 1997 after missing
crucial kicks. He's suspected of firing shots from a minivan at Siegfried
& Roy's house. No one was hurt. A witness originally said the shooter
yelled, "Get out of the country," but police now don't think it was a hate
They think he did it just for kicks.
I figured anyone who'd pull a drive-by shooting at Siegfried and Roy's
house was probably a Detroit Tiger.
NAKED SIMULATED SEX IS PROTECTED SPEECH
Dumbest Judges Under God - The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San
Francisco, which banned the words "under God" from the Pledge of
Allegiance, has sided with strippers in Arizona and ruled that simulated
sex acts with customers while dancing nude is constitutionally-protected
speech. The court said the ban restricted artistic expression, and
compared naked simulated sex acts to Elvis gyrating his hips.
No wonder Ed Sullivan only showed him from the waist up!
But Elvis always kept his pants on...They were so tight, he couldn't
They assume it's speech because they see people doing it in San
Francisco parks every day.
These women must be really talented if they can make a speech while
SCIENTISTS FIND CHEMICAL THAT TURNS WOMEN ON
For Procreation Only - Despite all the ads for pheromone colognes,
researchers at the University of Chicago announced that they have
discovered the first natural social chemosignal that really does increase
sexual desire among women. After being exposed to it for two months, women
with partners experienced a 24 percent increase in sexual desire while
women without partners had 17 percent more sex fantasies. It's a chemical
compound produced by breastfeeding women and their infants.
So bad news, guys: the only thing that turns her on is the idea of
having a baby.
Now guys will be taking women out for dinner at the cafeteria of the
Never again will men complain when a woman starts breastfeeding next to
them in a restaurant.
It also turns on men, but that's probably just the big breasts.