Prey (1978), AKA Alien Prey, is a very British horror piece pitting cannibal aliens against lipstick lesbians, one of them very possessive and jealous. Glory Annen awakes from a bad dream to see green light from a spacecraft through her bedroom window. Roommate/lover Sally Faulkner doesn't believe her. The next day, a strange man shows up at their door. He is, of course, the cannibal alien. Faulkner is jealous, Annen welcomes the company, and our alien spends his time acting really strange, leading up to the surprise ending. We briefly see Faulkner's breasts during a very hot lesbian scene. Anne shows everything, and has breasts and buns in several different scenes, including sunbathing, a bath, dressing, and the lesbian love session. IMDb readers have this at 3.6 of 10. That is about all the respect it deserves. The acting was not at all good, none of the characters sympathetic, and not enough of a plot to keep it interesting. Low C-.

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  • Glory Annan (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39)
  • Sally Faulker (1, 2)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Dream On, Season 2:

    Here's the summary of the nudity in the second batch of 14 episodes, representing all of Season 2, which aired in 1991:

    Episode 15: "The Second Greatest Story Ever Told". Mimi Rogers (1, 2) does not take off her bra, but still manages to give us a great look at her mammoth mamms. There is some excellent nudity in this episode. A couple of cuties are seen topless on the set of a monster movie (Martin stumbled into the wrong sound stage), and they re-appear in his fantasies.

    • Anastasia Barzee (1, 2, 3) never made it as a TV star, but went on to a very successful career on stage in the musical theater. She played Emma in Broadway's Jekyll and Hyde. I don't know anything about the subject, but I gather than she is now a major stage star, since a Google search for her turns up 500 valid responses, many of them very impressive Broadway credits.
    • Lisa Saxton's (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) career was more mundane and predictable. She started as a model in Playboy Newsstand Specials, and her film roles consisted of such classic roles as "Naked Lady in Bed". In this collage, Brainscan captured her in the immortal cinema classic, Terminal Exposure

    Episode 16: "And Your Little Dog, Too". Nice nudity again. Carolyn Lowery (1, 2, 3) played a notorious groupie. Martin published her biography, "Starfucker". No sign of Carolyn in the past three years, but she was still getting plenty of work in TV and B features as recently as 2000-2001.

    Episode 17: "The 37-Year Itch". Nice nudity from gorgeous Mimi Craven (1, 2). Mimi, a famous gal-pal of Sharon Stone, still works in TV here and there, and is also a "semi-professional photographer." She comes by her last name through a 1984 marriage to horror film maven Wes Craven (they divorced three years later).

    Episode 19:  "Futile Attraction". Very pleasant nudity from Paula Trickey and Connie Woods (1, 2) as two women with whom Martin had performance problems. 

    Episode 21: "What I Did For Lust". Susan Ashley (1, 2) shows her breasts. This was her last credit at IMDb. Her few previous credits are softcore sex films. Here an imager named Lescan captured her nudity in Private Passions.

    Episode 24: "Pants on Fire". Laura Albert is back, playing the same character she played in Episode 1 (the whipped cream girl). This time she shows her breasts, but not in the show's typical clear well-lit context.

    Episode 25: "The Charlotte Letter". Three typical Cinemax stars: Kimber Sissons, Lisa London, and Cheryl Boudreau. I don't know who is who, but you can find lots of pics of London and Sisson in the Encyclopedia. Only two of them got topless, and the quality is poor because they are seen in a stag film which is popped into a VCR and seen on a TV screen.

    Episode 26: "The Name of the Game is Five-Card Stud." Cherie Michan (1, 2) takes off her top in a cute scene in which she lost her blouse playing poker. She made several more appearances on Dream On, and a few other similar guest shots, but had disappeared from the landscape by 1998. There was also male nudity in this episode, a bum from Sean Masterson.


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    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.


    Celebrity Sex Tapes

    This is Carrie Tucker, Miss New York and one of the top 10 finalists in Miss USA in 2000. Here is a picture gallery and some info about her.

    Shiloh sent in a 110 meg .avi file which is not practical, so I made several .wmvs from it. Each segment has a .jpg sample. Today: the last two sections, parts 6-7



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Try as I might... and heaven knows I have tried... I cannot bring myself to dislike the movie, Slammed (2001). There are so many reasons I should. Slammed is Hot Dog: The Movie except:

    1) The sport is wrestling, or maybe that should be rasslin', rather than skiing.

    2) The bad guy is a standard issue American preppy, rather than a snotty, faux-aristocratic European twit.

    3) The dialogue and the actors are weary and worn rather than edgy and entertaining.

    4) One has been lost in the shuffle of 21st century bad movies, the other is a classic of its time, remembered and revered by a cult following.

    So Slammed is derivative and overly-long. It packs no punch in its humor or in its last scene of good-guy gets revenge. What's not to hate?

    I would say, "the nekkid babes" because that is the usual answer to such a question. And there several of them, credited and otherwise. But these gals are universally and artificially pneumatic. We are talking so much silicone in this one cinematic effort that Dow-Corning's stock jumped 9 points when filming began: costs elevate as supply dwindles, you know; and these gals used up a year's production.

    No, I think it's empathy that keeps one from ripping this movie a new arse-hole. It is populated with folks who had been someone- the guy who'd been Jimmy Olson in the latest Superman thingee, the chubby un-funny son on Home Improvement, and Josie Davis... that's right, Josie Davis... and Fabiana Udenio, who at one time was the number 1 woman I wished would get and stay seriously nekkid in at least one movie. They're all there and so is the guy who played the President in The Fifth Element (Tiny Lister) and a gal, Lake Bell, who just might BE someone someday soon because she can act and has such a wonderful on-screen personality.

    Yep, it's empathy and the thought that it's a cruel, cruel world when someone who had been at the top appears in Slammed. Let's cheer on this effort for their sake... only for their sake.

    About the nekkid babes. Well, we got two dressing-room scenes, a wet T-shirt contest, a gratuitous flash by a former Hefmate, a rip-off-the-top pool-fight scene and a bit of an innocent sport-humping scene... as oxymoronic as that sounds.

    Major source of hooter exposure is Tamie Sheffield. Gal's whipped out the biguns in previously capped movies and was the winner on a Fear Factor episode; shows the equipment again in one dressing room scene and a scene leading up to the wet T-shirt contest. She claims in a making-of extra on the disk that hers are not fake because they shake. Shit, my nephew has a plastic monk on his dashboard that shakes when he drives and that thing has fewer artificial ingredients than Tamie's hooties. Tamie, in my opinion, looks way better in a wet T-shirt than she does topless (see collages 4 and 5).

    • Tamie Sheffield (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Second major source, previously exposed, is Kitana Baker. Got five collages worth of silicone, with her as the biological carrier.

    • Kitana Baker (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Third gal to give up major goodies is a newbie, Somaya Reece. Pretty woman, with a smile to melt your heart and implants to break your face. Que lastima.

    • Somaya Reece (1, 2, 3)

    And then there is this generation's Shannon Tweed... Katie Lohmann. About the fifteenth movie that's been capped in which she shows off her man-mades. Interesting artistic addition to them this time.

    • Katie Lohmann (1, 2)

    Lake Bell does not get undressed, but she does wear some interesting clothes. I'm figuring we won't be seeing her goodies, because if she ain't getting nekkid in this movie, she never will.

    • Lake Bell (1, 2)

    Josie Davis gives good face.

    And a triplet of uncredited gals do the wet T-shirt thing, while a pair of other uncredited gals pull off each other's bikini tops. Standard fare.

    So as I was saying, there are many reasons to rant and rave over the tiredness that is Slammed, but the sight of so many professionals in decline and the performance of Lake Bell restrains the beast that wells up in me. I bid the movie a sad and permanent adieu.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the between playing Nancy Drew in "The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries" and Fallon Carrington Colby on "Dynasty", Pamela Sue Martin got nekkid in "The Lady in Red" (1979). A ganster film written by John Sayles, starring Robert Conrad as John Dillinger.

    • Pamela Sue Martin, toplessness in two scenes. Links 5-10 and video clip #2 feature several other women topless and full frontal. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
    • Pamela Sue Martin zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "My Best Friend's Wife"
    It occurs to me that if you're going to make a comedy drama, you should include one of two things: comedy or drama. This 2001 effort was short on both.

    The story, done many times and much better, tells of two couples, the men best friends since childhood, the wives also close friends. As they struggle through their early thirties, they all begin to yearn for the things they've missed, and they decide to swap wives for one night. Things get really complicated when one of the men feels such guilt and love for his wife that he can't go through with it, but his wife and the other guy do.

    This thing laid a big egg with me. It had damned few funny parts and no real drama, the characters weren't especially sympathetic nor realistic, and at the end of 85 minutes you ask yourself why you bothered........Oh, I know why. To cap Ruby the Stripper.

    Ashley Judd
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Mira Sorvino
    (1, 2)

    From the made for cable biopic, "Norma Jean & Marilyn" (1996). Ashley Judd bares all 3 playing the part of Norma Jean. Sorvino bares breasts and bum while playing the blonde bombshell, Hollywood version of the same woman, better known as Marilyn Monroe.

    Bridget Fonda Partial breast and bum views in scenes from the 1997 movie "Touch". Based on a Elmore Leonard novel, the movie had potential, but the direction lead away from the comic possibilities and wondered toward more dramatic themes. Plus, the casting stunk. Granted, Christopher Walken stole scenes as usual, but this was one of several late 90's movies with someone in the studio main offices trying to make Skeet Ulrich a star. One other plus...the soundtrack. One of my personal favorite musicians of the past 15 years, Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters) not only wrote several songs for the movie, but also the entire score.

    Jacqueline Bisset
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    The UK actress looking gorgeous and baring all 3 Bs! Scenes from the 1971 movie, "Secrets".

    Uma Thurman The "Kill Bill" star showing plenty of cleavage, plus brief breast views during a lesbo scene from the Philip Kaufman movie, "Henry & June" (1990).

    From the Oct 7 Fun House update:
    Dragonscan's caps labeled Diana Espen (April Flowers) from "Embrace the Darkness II" is in actuality, the sugically enhanced body of former Hefmate, Katie Lohmann.

    From the Oct 8 Fun House update:
    (Comments and video clip by Mr. T.)

    The "X Change" images and videos identified as Lisa Bronwyn Moore in yesterdays's Funhouse are actually Amy Sloane. The actresses play the same character, sort of (there's some mind/body switching going on), and both have nude scenes, hence the confusion.

    Here's a short clip I made of Moore for comparison.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Monsters Of Rock - Oscar-winning beauty Charlize Theron says she wants to marry Ozzy Osbourne. In her first interviews after recovering from an on-set injury, Theron confessed her huge crush on Ozzy, saying, "I have this thing about wanting to marry him. I like those older guys. I have this weird nurturing sense."

  • Well, Ozzy does need 'round-the-clock nursing.
  • Was her on-set injury some sort of head injury?

    How Do You Solve A Problem Like Nuclear? - The Sun newspaper revealed this week that in case of a nuclear holocaust in the UK, the British government has ordered that a network of underground BBC transmitters broadcast "The Sound of Music" for 100 days, or until there are no survivors. The idea is that the handful of survivors who are dying from severe burns and radiation will be cheered up and calmed by the story of the singing ex-nun. Daily Telegraph columnist Sam Leith wryly noted that the world will end "not with a bang, but with a wimple."

  • No, it'll end with a bang: After 99 days of "Do-Re-Mi," any survivors will shoot themselves.
  • No!! I want Mary Poppins singing "Just A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down!"
  • They're even producing a special "Nuclear Holocaust Cut" with songs like "I Am 16, Not Going on 17," "The Hills Are Alive, But Nobody Else Is," and "The Extremely Lonely Goatherd."

    He HATES Magicians! - Police in Las Vegas are hunting for former Oakland Raiders place kicker Cole Murdoch Ford, who retired in 1997 after missing crucial kicks. He's suspected of firing shots from a minivan at Siegfried & Roy's house. No one was hurt. A witness originally said the shooter yelled, "Get out of the country," but police now don't think it was a hate crime.

  • They think he did it just for kicks.
  • I figured anyone who'd pull a drive-by shooting at Siegfried and Roy's house was probably a Detroit Tiger.

    Dumbest Judges Under God - The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco, which banned the words "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance, has sided with strippers in Arizona and ruled that simulated sex acts with customers while dancing nude is constitutionally-protected speech. The court said the ban restricted artistic expression, and compared naked simulated sex acts to Elvis gyrating his hips.

  • No wonder Ed Sullivan only showed him from the waist up!
  • But Elvis always kept his pants on...They were so tight, he couldn't remove them.
  • They assume it's speech because they see people doing it in San Francisco parks every day.
  • These women must be really talented if they can make a speech while doing that.

    For Procreation Only - Despite all the ads for pheromone colognes, researchers at the University of Chicago announced that they have discovered the first natural social chemosignal that really does increase sexual desire among women. After being exposed to it for two months, women with partners experienced a 24 percent increase in sexual desire while women without partners had 17 percent more sex fantasies. It's a chemical compound produced by breastfeeding women and their infants.

  • So bad news, guys: the only thing that turns her on is the idea of having a baby.
  • Now guys will be taking women out for dinner at the cafeteria of the maternity hospital.
  • Never again will men complain when a woman starts breastfeeding next to them in a restaurant.
  • It also turns on men, but that's probably just the big breasts.