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                                            "Eastbound and Down"
                                            I finally got around to
                                            watching the first season of
                                            this show and I figured I
                                            may as well make film clips
                                            of the nudity. 
                                             
                                            All the meaningful nudity
                                            was done by Sylvia
                                            Jefferies:
                                            
                                             Sylvia
                                              Jefferies topless in
                                            episode 1
                                            
                                             Sylvia
                                              Jefferies topless in
                                            episode 2
                                            
                                             Sylvia
                                              Jefferies topless and
                                            pants down from the rear in
                                            episode 4
                                             
                                            BONUS: by the way, Sylvia
                                            did a subtle bit of lower
                                            frontal nudity in the
                                            Halloween II remake (still
                                            below)
                                            
                                              
                                            
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                                             Katy
                                              Mixon's character took
                                            off her top in episode six,
                                            but it was done by an
                                            unidentified body double.
                                            
                                            
                                            
                                            
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                                                          * Yellow
                                                          asterisk:
                                                          funny (maybe).
                                                           
                                                         
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                                                          White
                                                          asterisk:
                                                          expanded
                                                          format.  
                                                         
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* Blue
                                                          asterisk: not
                                                          mine.  
                                                         
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No
                                                          asterisk: it
                                                          probably
                                                          sucks. 
                                                         
                                                       
                                                     
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                                                     OTHER
                                                          CRAP:   
                                                     
                                                        Catch
                                                          the deluxe the
                                                          deluxe version
                                                          of Other Crap
                                                          in real time,
                                                          with all the
                                                          bells and
                                                          whistles, here. 
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                                            Kiss
                                                of the Damned 
                                              
                                            (2012) 
                                               
                                            Johnny's
                                                comments: 
                                               
                                            Kiss
                                              of the Damned is a stylish
                                              vampire romantic drama
                                              that begins with Hollywood
                                              screenwriter Paolo (Milo
                                              Ventimiglia) meeting the
                                              reclusive Djuna (Joséphine
                                              de La Baume) at a video
                                              store and he becomes
                                              enraptured with her. But,
                                              while interested in Paolo,
                                              Djuna is resistant of his
                                              charms because she has a
                                              secret. She is a vampire
                                              and trying to ween herself
                                              off human blood, but Paolo
                                              wants Djuna so much that
                                              he is willing to become a
                                              vampire to be with her. No
                                              problems. Then, Djuna's
                                              erratic sister Mimi
                                              (Roxane Mesquida) arrives
                                              to stay for a week. She is
                                              also a vampire, but she
                                              has no qualms with
                                              eviscerating a human. And
                                              so the fun begins as Mimi
                                              goes about her ways and
                                              doing her best to usurp
                                              Djuna and steal Paolo for
                                              herself while causing
                                              damage to the underground
                                              collective of vampires run
                                              by world famous actress
                                              Xenia (Anna Mouglalis,
                                              that voice!!) that Djuna
                                              is a part of.  
                                               
                                              Add a dash of Frenchiness
                                              (that's not a word...) and
                                              a fair piece of The Hunger
                                              and you are somewhat
                                              approaching where Kiss of
                                              the Damned is going. Not
                                              for everyone's taste
                                              because it's very much
                                              style over substance, even
                                              with a decent plot, but
                                              Kiss of the Damned is well
                                              worth a look if you are
                                              looking for something a
                                              little different in the
                                              vampire genre. And
                                              anything with Roxane
                                              Mesquida is worth a look,
                                              especially when she's
                                              playing sexy nutcases. 
                                            
                                            Roxane
                                                    Mesquida film
                                                clips (collages below) 
                                             
                                            
                                            Josephine
                                                    de la Baume film
                                                clips (collages below) 
                                               
                                            
                                             
                                             
                                             
                                             
                                            No
                                                One Lives 
                                              
                                            (2012) 
                                             
                                            Johnny's
                                                comments: 
                                               
                                            No One
                                              Lives is a horror thriller
                                              that follows two groups of
                                              people. The first group is
                                              a murderous gang of
                                              robbers lead by Hoag (Lee
                                              Tergesen) that includes
                                              his daughter Amber
                                              (Lindsey Shaw), his lover
                                              Tamara (America Olivo),
                                              unhinged nutcase Flynn
                                              (Derek Magyar) and others.
                                              They meet and then kidnap
                                              a couple Driver (Luke
                                              Evans) and his lover Betty
                                              (Laura Ramsey) who are
                                              having issues. These are
                                              compounded when Betty
                                              kills herself while being
                                              held hostage. Then, while
                                              going through the
                                              kidnapped couples car,
                                              they find a girl tied up
                                              in the back, Emma
                                              (Adelaide Clemens), a girl
                                              who has been missing for
                                              months and is subject to a
                                              massive hunt to find her.
                                              The gang find out that
                                              there is a massive reward
                                              if she is found, but
                                              finding Emma is about to
                                              be the gang's biggest
                                              mistake as this unleashes
                                              the psychopath in Driver,
                                              who will do anything to
                                              get Emma back.  
                                               
                                              Solid little movie from
                                              the director of The
                                              Midnight Meat Train (and
                                              some Japanese movies I
                                              like in Versus and Azumi)
                                              that has some pretty good
                                              thrills and kills, and
                                              when it wants to be, is
                                              quite nasty. No One Lives
                                              doesn't muck about and
                                              does its job quite neatly. 
                                            
                                            Laura
                                                    Ramsay film
                                                clip (sample below) 
                                               
                                            
                                            America
                                                    Olivo film
                                                clip (sample below) 
                                               
                                            
                                             
                                             
                                             
                                             
                                              
                                             
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