Sunday

OTHER CRAP:

Jamie Lee Curtis retires from acting.

RIP Buck O'Neil, Negro League great and one of baseball's best ambassadors.

The old fella beats the other old fella ... um ... Tigers win.

The Mark Foley pick-up line generator.

The five most ridiculous celebrity appearances in Japanese ads.

One Mars probe photographs another!

"Electronic teenager repellant and scraping fingernails, the sounds of Ig Nobel success"





Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.

 

"The Alley Tramp"

The Alley Tramp (1968) is an exploitation soft core from Herschell Gordon Lewis. It stars Julia Ames as a sixteen year old who sees her parents having sex, and decides it seems like a good idea. She manages to seduce her third cousin, then steal her mother's boy friend. Don't feel bad for daddy, as he is off doing his secretary. When Julia has an abortion, and then nearly rapes a doctor in the hospital, she is diagnosed with full blown nymphomania.

Jean Lamee, as her mother, shows all three Bs, including one gyno shot. Julia Ames shows breasts and buns.

A few IMDb readers show this no respect at 1.7. It is early porn, and features clear photography , good sound, terrible acting, and great nudity. It also has more plot than modern porn. The genre is early grind house porn, and this is a C-


Jean Lamee



Julia Ames




 



'Caps and comments by Dann:

"X-Men: The Last Stand"
You either like the X-Men series, or you don't. If you don't, you probably won't like this 2006 third of the series, but if you do, then X-Men: The Last Stand should satisfy.

The X-Men, mutant super-hero types who defend the world against evil, also have to fight repression and bigotry from the population because they're mutants. Joined by some new recruits, they face a new evil when a former teammate, Jean Grey, comes back (from the supposed dead in X-Men 2), but possessed with an evil cosmic power of the Dark Phoenix.

On top of this, a drug has been invented which "cures" the mutants by stripping them of all their powers, and the government intends to force the mutants to be cured, whether they want to be or not. This causes a strong reaction from the evil mutant Magneto, a former friend but now sworn enemy of the X-Men, who vows to destroy the government before they can "cure" him.

Pretty cool, with lots of action and excitement. X-Men fans will love it, and non-fans will think it dumb.


Rebecca Romijn Famke Janssen



From Johnny Moronic, here are 3 new vids of the always gorgeous Gretchen Mol baring all in scenes from "The Notorious Bettie Page". All of the clips are large, but they are great looking, high quality avis

  • Video clip #1 This one is huge (about 52 megs)
  • Video clip #2 "Bettie at the beach" (12 megs)
  • Video clip #3 "Bettie posing for Xmas" (24 megs)

  • Today Señor Skinemax takes a look at the late night flick "All for Lust" (2003).


    Mia Zottoli


    Samantha Sterlyng


    Jacklyn Lick


    Ashley Renee