"Thriller a Cruel Picture"
Thriller a Cruel Picture (1974), which has also been called They Call Her One Eye is a Swedish made revenge film, and possibly the most extreme revenge film ever made. Christina Lindberg makes Rambo look like a pussie. She is molested as a young girl, an experience that left her speechless. She is now a young woman, still seeing a shrink and hoping to get her voice back, but living otherwise happily on her parents farm. While she is waiting for a bus to get to her doctors appointment, a strange man picks her up, talks her into going home with him, gives her a knockout drop, hooks her on heroin, makes her sign a letter to her parents saying that she hates them and never wants to see them again, then forces her to turn tricks. Oh, and when she tries to run, he cuts out one of her eyes, hence the alternate title.
When she learns that her parents committed suicide because of the letter, she gets mad and gets even. With her tips, she studies martial arts, shooting, and advanced driving skills. This training is intercut with her day job, which includes several minutes of hard core sex. I am guessing that the hard core content was cut in, and not actually Lindberg, but she does show everything several times. Despina Tomazani briefly reveals her breasts in a lesbian scene with her. The last act contains her revenge spree, which is brutal, explicit and merciless.
IMDb readers have this at 6.6 of 10. Synapse films did a wonderful job on this film, restoring all of the footage cut in various countries. In fact, this may be the first time an uncut version has ever been seen. There is both a Swedish and a dubbed English sound track, and the English dubbing is very well done. There are a ton of special features, including a bunch of publicity stills of Lindberg naked. This is a strong C+. If you like revenge thrillers and don't mind the nudity and hard core sex, this is your Mecca.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated.
We finally received one of the items from our DVD wish list:
Dream On, a titillating and humorous HBO series. Brian Benben stars
as a newly-divorced dreamer whose romantic adventures are pictured
through the things he knows best - B&W scenes from the childhood he
spent in front of the TV.
IMDb says: 'John Landis' was asked by Universal to see if he
could make a show out of all the old TV programs that Universal
owned from the 1950s, a lot of which were anthology shows. Landis
then asked some writers to come up with an idea. This was the
I like this show. The writers came up with some astoundingly
funny old clips, the parallel "contemporary" material was reasonably
cute, and a lot of the women took off their clothes. My admiration
for HBO has been no secret through the years. HBO has been to the
last two decades what Disney was to the mid twentieth century - the
quality standard. Whether they succeed or fail, they do a
first-class job at everything, they are not afraid to take chances,
but they are not airy-fairy and they are not afraid of the
The first DVD set includes seasons 1 and 2, the first 28
Here's the summary of the nudity in the first 14 episodes,
representing all of Season 1, which aired in 1990:
Episode 1: The First Episode. Not much nudity, but scream queen
Laura Albert (1,
2) looked great tied to a bed, covered with whipped
cream. See her topless in Party Plane and Dr Alien (encyclopedia).
Episode 2: Death Takes a Coffee Break. Nice nudity. Playing a
college girl, Jeannine Renshaw seduces Martin by removing her shirt.
I think this is your one and only chance to see her stuff. Jeannine
gave up on acting and became a writer. She wrote several episodes of
Episode 3: Sex and the Single Father. Nice nudity. Susan Lentini
is topless in broad daylight, in one of Martin's daydreams. Lentini
has no encyclopedia entry, and was out of show business by 1995,
based on her IMDb entries. Martin (Brian Benben) also shows his bum.
Episode 6: ... and Sheep are Nervous. Almost no nudity. DeDee
Pfeiffer did a sex scene, but DeDee wasn't into nudity in those
Episode 8: Martin Gets Lucky. Nice, if somewhat dark, sex scene
between Martin and Dierdre Imerschein (1,
2). Dierdre eventually
moved to the other side of the camera, and has no performing credits
Episode 12: 555-Hell. Martin knocks on the wrong door and is
greeted by a hooker expecting a client with specialized tastes! The
hooker in question was one of our familiar faces, Monique Gabrielle (1,
I assume you all know who she is if you are reading this page.
The most beloved movie of the '90s was considered the
third-best film in 1994.
Cubs fine Sammy $87,000 for not giving a shit!
Czech sex diva taps into trend in porn industry advice books
The Daily Show discusses the VP debate: "The VP debate
came down to a battle between the student council kiss-ass and the
troll under the bridge. "
The Daily Show discusses the VP debate: "The VP debate
came down to a battle between student council kissass and troll
under the bridge. "
Guard: halt! There were no WMDs in Iraq. Darth Cheney: that proves
we should have invaded. Guard (holding throat): that proves we
should have invaded. Move along.
Zogby poll shows Kerry winning in 13 of the 16 battleground
Iraq's tourism chief, Ahmed al-Jobori, has urged visitors to stay
- World's worst job: paid on commission to increase Iraqi
tourism. World's best job: paid a flat salary to be in charge of
- al-Jabori's to-do list for today: (1) make speech, tell
tourists to say away (2) long lunch at Baghdad Hooters
Top 10 Unintentionally Funny Movies. As I see it, this
list could not be valid. "Road House" is not on it. (Although I
give points to the author for referring to Keanu Reeves, Patrick
Swayze, and Gary Busey as the Unintentional Comedy Triumverate.)
The Associated Press poll actually shows Kerry ahead 50-46 among
registered voters. Amazing! I few weeks ago I was
talking about Kerry heading into McGovern country!
NFL Players Poll: Who is the strongest guy in the league?
When Antoine Fuqua left the project, Universal decided to pull the
plug on the $80 million Denzel Washington movie, American Gangster.
Highlights from the New York film festival.
Pastor's R-rated film tackles sex abuse: T.D. Jakes in
theaters with 'Woman, Thou Art Loosed'"
Stacy Fuson, February 1999 Playmate - Free Gallery Courtesy of
Four free short films from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!
A Brit TV station is under fire for showing a woman masturbating a
pig. She was collecting his semen for insemination
purposes. And I thought I had a lousy job. One viewer noted,
"There are certain things you can get along quite nicely in life
without knowing and pig semen collecting is probably one of them."
A Look at the Toys of Christmas (Near) Future
KERRY: I WILL FIX MOUNT ST. HELENS. Bush "In Denial"
About Volcano, Senator Charges
FIRST SHIPMENT OF NEGATIVE ADS ARRIVES IN AFGHANISTAN.
Important Step Forward for Fledgling Democracy
Here's an exclusive first-ever look at the trailer for Coach
Carter, a basketball movie starring Samuel L.
The first-ever look at the Fat Albert trailer
Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day might make a nice desktop.
Irrelevant Pop Stars Unite Against Bush
- Just in case you made the same fatal error as John Kerry and
the Mayor of Warsaw announced that he intends to ban the 'world
sexual championships' due to open this week in the Polish capital.
Island Fever 3 - Tommy Lee's new girlfrend, Jesse Jane - is the
star of this movie . She looks just like a younger
version of Pam Anderson. The other star of the film is Tera
Patrick, who is also with a rocker - she's married to Biohazard's
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Here's Mimi and Jeff Bridges in The Door in the
Celebrity Sex Tapes
This is Carrie Tucker, Miss New York and one of the
top 10 finalists in Miss USA in 2000.
Here is a picture
gallery and some info about her.
Shiloh sent in a 110 meg .avi file which is not
practical, so I made several .wmvs from it. Each segment has a .jpg
sample. Today: Parts 3-5
Part Three - very brief strip. - (.jpg) (zipped
Part Two - longer strip. - (.jpg)
Part Five - the silver dildo comes out again for
another VERY long masturbation sequence (another 18 meg worth) -
(.jpg) (zipped .wmv)
Tomorrow: the actual sex.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
There is this production company, the name of which I
cannot remember, that puts out erotic costume dramas.
All their stuff, like 13 Erotic Ghosts, involves
people either going back in time to hump, going
forward in time to hump, being visited by folks back
in time to hump or being visited by folks in the
future to hump.
Diary of Lust is one of the going back in time to hump
members of this genre. There's this castle, see. And
someone found this diary in it, see. And a bunch of
gals and a few guys gather around to have it read to
them, see. And they all hump. guys and gals, gals
and gals, guys and gals and gals... all of them...
hump... see. End of humping story.
So the trick to all this is simple: if the plot
blows... and it does... and the dialogue sucks... and
it does...then the gals doing the sport-nasty had
better be: a) plentiful and b) the best that money can
buy. Or else you got yourself a problem there,
Scooter: namely, if your movie catches fire, no one
will even bother to piss on it.
The gals here are not plentiful, unless you consider
four plentiful, which it probably would be if, say, it
were four pairs of twins. But it's not. It's four.
One, two, three, four.
And since one of the four is Susan Featherly (who goes
here by the name of Michelle Turner) and another is
Julia Kruis and the two of them have never been
mistaken for fashion models... well there's that
problem again, Scooter.
Third gal is Mia, who I've decided hereafter to label
as Ava Lake, only because someone has to step up and
halt the madness. This is Ava-Mia before she became a
walking, talking cantiloupe patch. Does a couple of
scenes with a guy; one with a second gal. She looks
okay, but just to show you how much of a babe she had
been I'm sending along caps from a trailer to
Auditions from Beyond (1999). Then, as opposed to
now, she looked fantastic. So what the hell happened
in five short years?
Fourth gal is Caroline Key Johnson, an endomorphic
package of cuteness. Just 'cause everyone else was
doing it, she used another name: Cara Keys.
Caroline's been in a lot of Showtime and Cinemax late
night shows, but she's not nearly so over-exposed as
Julia, Susan and Ava-Mia. Good to see her nekkid, and
so I capped the bejeebers out of her scenes. Lots of
girl-on-girl stuff with Susan Featherly.
Well, then, what ya got? Dumb movie, mind-rotting
dialogue and only four nekkid gals, three of whom have
looked better elsewhere. Caroline is left to do the
heavy lifting and there's only so much that cuteness
can cover. A rock-solid D- by anyone's figuring.
The exposure rundown:
Ava-Mia wth two B's in the Diary caps, three B's in the Auditions caps.
- Ava Lake
- Ava Lake from "Auditions from Beyond".
Caroline in 10 collages. all of them double-B In the
first six, she and Susan go diving for muff as a guy
watches from a jail cell. This is not a castle; it's
Abu Ghraib. Some more romping about with Susan and
another guy in the last four.
Julia in seven collages. Boobs in 1-3 and in number
7; her terrifo-bum comes along for the ride in 4 &
5... and then there is number 6. She's face up on her
back, Ava-Mia is on top of her and there's a guy
supposedly doing Ava-Mia in the canine fashion. Why
mention it? Well, for four frames, as Ava-Mia pushes
back, Julia's holiest of holies is revealed to the
camera. If this were a British tabloid, I'd have
painted on an arrow to point out the hot spot. But
I'm figuring my fellow Funhouse readers will know
where to look.
Last up is Susan Featherly. A triple B for her.
Collage 4 is most interesting. She swings her leg
'round and points herself toward the gyno-cam. Looks
like she be wearing one of those do-not-pass-go
patches. How disappointing, but what a terrific
metaphor for the whole damn mess.
- Susan Featherly
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today the Ghost takes a look at the Canadian Sci-Fi/Thriller, "X Change" (2000).
- Janet Kidder (Lois Lane's niece) topless in a spirited sex scene.
- Janet Kidder zipped .wmv
- Lisa Bronwyn Moore, toplessness, plus brief views of the other two B's while she rides a dude.
- Lisa Bronwyn Moore zipped .wmvs
- Pascale Bussières, the French-Canadian actress bares her breasts in a slow moving love scene.
- Pascale Bussières zipped .wmv
Alana De La Garza
|Both ladies looking great wearing bikini tops in scenes from Wednesday night's episode of the WB series "The Mountain".
|Señor Skin 'caps from the comedy/horror flick, "The Hazing".
Troma regular Tiffany Shepis goes topless and shows some rear nudity in link #1.
Nector Rose looks fantastic while topless in a love scene. You might not recognize her here, but most of us have seen her in "Not Another Teen Movie"...she played one half of the conjoined Fratelli twins.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
TRUMP EYES MOVE INTO FICTIONAL TV
His "Business Genius" Isn't Fiction Enough? - "The Apprentice" isn't enough
for Donald Trump: he's pitching NBC on the idea of a "Dynasty"-like
primetime soap opera called "Trump Tower." It would be shot in New York
and show the sex, drama and scheming of fictional guests and staffers at
Trump's hotel. Trump is too busy to star, so he wants to hire an actor to
But where will they find an actor with a big enough ego for the part?
Trump wants either Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom.
Don't most actors prefer to play a THREE-dimensional character?
It'll be like "The Love Boat," if Captain Stubing went around firing
Julie and Gopher.
GIRLS STAY FAT BECAUSE SWEATING IS UNATTRACTIVE
Never Let 'Em See You Sweat - A researcher from Britain's Bath University
surveyed 687 young people and found that 79 percent of teenage girls say
they want to be thinner, but fewer than half do any exercise. Ironically,
while they want to lose weight to look more attractive, they don't exercise
because they're afraid they'll look unattractive while doing it. For
instance, 49 percent of girls said they didn't feel comfortable exercising
in front of other people, and 34 percent said they don't exercise because
they don't look good in exercise clothes.
And they NEVER will...
I'd like to make a three-word suggestion: "Nude jumping jacks."
They also don't take baths because they hate to see themselves naked.
This is why pilates lessons come on home video.
The researcher suggested they think about how stupid this was, but
thinking causes brow wrinkles, so they stopped.