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"Schizo" (1977)
Schizo (1977) has been released in the EuroShock collection by Image Entertainment. While it does have brief scenes of explicit gore, it is really more of a thriller than horror. Lynne Frederick, star ice skater, is to be married. Due to her celebrity, it is front page news, and one person,
the one convicted of murdering her mother, sets of to London to find her after reading the news. She is sure he is out to kill her, and, indeed, people start being murdered.
Frederick shows breasts and buns in a lengthy shower scene, with great mirror placement such that some of the naughty bits are visible all the time, parades around in a rather sheer set of bra and panties, and shows bush and breasts getting into bed. Wendy Gilmore, as her mother in
flashbacks, shows all three Bs.
IMDB readers have it at 5.3/10, but with only a few votes. I found it a better than average thriller that was far better than the EuroTrash I was expecting. I didn't see the ending coming until 90 minutes into the film, and was still a little surprised at the ending. As horror, I would have to
give it poor marks, but as a thriller, it is C+.
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2103 is a zero-budget film. I think I've pointed out before that it's possible to make a good film with no money if it's something like a detective wandering through an urban landscape, or a bunch of contemporary high school kids interacting. You just set up the cameras in natural locations, and start filming. It is somewhat more challenging, however, when you're trying to do a futuristic, maritime, S/F film, kind of a Blade Runner at Sea. They came up with some very creative solutions to the budget problems, so the film has a certain curiosity value. Unfortunately, it still stinks.
The best thing about it is that you trekkies can see the breast of B'Etor
Servants of Twilight is a made-for-cable antichrist picture from the early 90's which just made it to DVD. A sweet adorable little kid is the subject of assassination attempts because a cult thinks he is the antichrist. Turns out they had him confused with Ethan Hawke. Or maybe not!
No nudity. Satan's chosen handmaiden, mother of the antichrist, keeps her bra on during sex. Yet another sign of the new, trickier Satan. Possibly due to his recent discussions with Dick Nixon
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Jamie Lee Curtis...a classic moment in topless movie history. Scenes from "Trading Places" (1983).
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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Link #1...Robo-hooters, a little masturbation, and pseudo sex in scenes from the late night series "Intimate Sessions", from the episode: "Lucy".
Link #2...breast exposure and some very nice gyno-cam views from "Penthouse: The Art of Massage".
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From "Intimate Sessions", episode "Karen". Topless, far off rear nudity, phony sex, and a fear near misses in the frontal view department.
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Topless and frontal exposure from the "Passion Cove" episode, "Lost Cowboy".
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Breasts, bum, and up close and personal gyno-views from "Izzy Sleeze's Casting Couch Cuties".
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Thong, partial bum, pseudo-sex and of course robo-boobs in more scenes from the "Lost Cowboy" episode of "Passion Cove".
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Ok...so not exactly Skinemax material here, but let's face it "8 Million Ways to Die" is just as bad a movie as most of the late night stuff. The only real difference is somehow they managed to get some decent actors. As for the nudity...Paul goes full frontal.
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Breast exposure, and a slight hint of pubes in scenes from the French Canadian movie "Souvenirs intimes" (1999).
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The All Saints sisters both going topless (and doing it very well) in scenes from their debut film, "Honest" (2000).
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Topless in "Another Day in Paradise" (1998).
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A very young Virginie going topless in "Les Marmottes" (1993).
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Penman's turn to 'cap the digitally remastered version of "Basic Instinct". Excellent topless, rear, frontal nudity and sex scenes. Naturally, the leg crossing scene is included, and the gyno-cam image is better than ever (link #1).
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The rough sex scene, also from "Basic Instinct".
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New to us topless 'caps of the Spanish actress in scenes from in "Río abajo" aka "On The Line" (1984).
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All of these ladies show their breasts in "Pledge Night" (1988). I had never heard of this movie before today, but after checking it out on the IMDb I am very curious. Of the 8 user comments, 7 praised this movie and called it an entertaining horror/comedy that is campy, cheesy, and fun.
The plot...in 1969 a pledge is killed in a Fraternity hazing accident. 20 years later he returns from the dead and starts killing the latest batch of Frat boys.
The catch...the killer is sort of a hippie. When he kills he spouts one liners like "Where's the protest?" and "This one's for Spiro Agnew"!
From the comments, the first half of the movie is full of campy, disgusting, Troma-style humor as the newest crop of pledges go through the hazing process. Then there are mixed reviews as the second half is more of a slasher flick.
Currently it's not available for purchase in any format, so for those of us looking, it will probably be found covered in dust at the local Mom and Pop Video Shanty.
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A little dark, but plenty of bikini views, as well as some nice toplessness in scenes from the straight-to-video movie "Death Ring" (1993).
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Non-nude, but looking very sexy in the twisted, Tom Hanks/Joe Dante comedy, "The 'burbs" (1989).
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Why Its Good To Be A Man
1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
3. We can open all our own jars.
4. We can make decisions without a support group.
5. We can leave a motel bed unmade.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
10. Underwear is $10 a three-pack.
11. Three pairs of shoes is more than adequate.
12. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
13. Car mechanics usually tell us the truth.
14. We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."
15. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
16. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
17. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
18. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
19. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
20. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
21. The same hairstyle lasts for years -maybe even decades.
22. We don't have to shave below the neck.
23. A few belches are expected and tolerated.
24. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
25. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
26. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
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