Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is updated.
- This is the Chinese Lesbian romantic comedy with Michelle Krusiec
and Lynn Chen. This zipped .avi is pretty dadburned
sexy, and the quality is quite good.
Flesh for the Beast (2004)
The Movie House interviews our most prolific reviewer,
Jonathan S. "Johnny" Web
Movie House: What's the verdict on Flesh for the Beast? Cult classic
or B movie crap?
JW: I'm not sure
exactly how to review this movie. You see, I hated it. Detested it.
Struggled to get through it. Found it slow, even with the FF button.
Movie House: So it sucks, right?
JW: I'm not sure that's fair. If it were a movie
about Baseball or Elizabethan theater, and I hated it, I'd feel pretty
confident in saying it sucks, but I think it this case I can almost be
viewed as a reverse barometer.
Movie House: Come again?
JW: I can't tell you that my hating it means it's
good, but my liking it would almost certainly indicate failure on the
part of the filmmaker. It's a supernatural gorotica flick with a
hard-driving Satanic Metal score. It's an
American film made in 2003, but it was made in the style of the
Italian gialli of the 70s, kind of a hybrid between Fulci's films and
those grade-B cannibal films the Italians were making in the 70s and
80s. For example, there is one scene where three women, actually
creatures with demon heads and naked female human bodies, feast on a
freshly-killed male corpse. They are ripping out the intestines and
holding them aloft, covering their bodies with the fresh blood,
chowing down on other vital organs, etc. That scene made my stomach
churn and my flesh crawl. I felt like I might toss my cookies. I
submit to you that if that scene did not disgust me, then Flesh for
the Beast could not be a very good cannibal film. If the filmmakers
were to find out that they failed to disgust me, a man who once gave a
positive review to a Gene Wilder film, then they might have to commit
ritual suicide, or at least eat each other's intestines. Going back to my
original point, my hating it means it is still in the running to be a
successful genre film.
Movie House: Were there elements you liked?
JW: There almost always are some elements to like in
every movie. The cinematography is decent for digital video. There was
a reasonable amount of T&A, although you would expect a director
with a background in sex flicks to do better with sex scenes.
Truthfully, even the T&A was spoiled for me because every female
sex partner turns out to be a demon who devours her human male lover,
so the apres sex scenes degenerate right back into Cannibal
Ferox mode, which is not erotic for me. It is a horror film as well as
a splatter film, and I liked what they did with the atmospheric side
of the supernatural elements, but again, I only liked it until they
started pulling bodies apart and playing dodgeball with human hearts.
And there you go. I don't know why people enjoy cannibal movies, but
there are people who do, and I suppose this is probably a winning
genre movie by their standards.
Movie House: Were there elements you disliked,
besides the vomit-inducing scenes?
JW: Absolutely. The acting is worse than I expected,
and my expectations were minimal, although a couple of the performers
are actually pretty good. I hated the Buckethead music, of course,
although younger and/or crazier guys will like that. Oh, and the
narrative is not very interesting. I realize that the any story is of
secondary importance compared to the gore and nudity in this kind of
guilty pleasure film, but the basic concept of Flesh for the Beast is the same
old predictable premise of any standard haunted house flick. Several researchers are
invited to spend the weekend in a spooky mansion which was once a
thriving bordello until ... well, murder and EEEVILLLL. The usual
set-up. The "investigation" is generally boring and predictable, and
all the dialogue is by-the-numbers. As it turns out, inviting a
research expedition to the grounds is a sham perpetrated
by the human who minds the mansion for the resident demons. His job is
to get people there so the female demons can devour them. And so they
do, after getting the human males to have sex with them by assuming
the personalities of the men's fantasies. Several portions of the film
follow the same tried and true formula: half-hearted investigation, followed by
fantasy seduction, followed by splatter. Too repetitious. Too
Movie House: On balance, do you think genre buffs
would like it?
JW: They might like it, but would not consider it a
classic. Let's be honest, I wasn't the only one who despised it. It's
rated 3.8 at IMDb, and more than half of the voters scored it three or
lower. Unlike the genre classics, this film doesn't inspire a vast
number of 8s, 9s, and 10s to balance out the low scores. The three
highest grades were the three awarded least frequently.
SIDEBAR: This sort of dark-toned cult material seems to be a
new direction for the career of director Terry West, whose previous
credits include the light-hearted Lord of the G-Strings. I'm not
really familiar with West's earlier films, but Tuna reviewed The Lord
of the G-Strings, and seemed to be impressed at West's ability to
deliver a coherent narrative, decent jokes, and good T&A in the same
Here's what Tuna wrote about that film:
... highest possible grade for a soft-core film. While they could have
done more with the story, they took the parody quite far for a
soft-core, and certainly delivered on the female flesh. If I had to
chose the ten best soft-core films of all time, this might well be
Imagining Argentina (2003)
Imagining Argentina was the
laughingstock of the 2003 Venice film festival.
Under the right
circumstances, I suppose I might enjoy a bit of schadenfreude at the
expense of Emma Thompson and Antonio Banderas, but those Italians are
cold. I think I would be perky and ingenuous enough to host a morning talk
show in Italy. They were laughing and jeering at this film, and it's a heartfelt
tale about human rights abuses in Argentina in the late 70s, specifically
about the 30,000 people who simply disappeared without any explanation and
without ever having resurfaced. The writer-director, Christopher Hampton,
adapted the story from a novel about a a children's theatre director (Banderas)
whose journalist wife (Thompson, with an Argentine accent) writes about
the disappearances, and then ends up disappearing herself. It includes
fairly graphic depictions of political torture, including rape.
was the audience laughing at such a tragic subject? Two main reasons:
1. Rather than staying within the boundaries of realism, the movie
turns the situation into a supernatural genre film, and Banderas develops
second sight. Many critics felt that the occult gimmick and its attendant
problems trivialized a serious subject. Banderas is able to hold seances
and tell people what happened to their loved ones who have disappeared.
Moreover, the visions were not completely straightforward, but also
included confusing and recurring symbolic elements like owls and
flamingos. Ah, how wonderful it would be if we could all use our mystical
gifts and super-powers to combat evil dictatorships.
2. The audience hooted when they saw Banderas moodily strumming
his guitar in scenes intercut with political torture and rape. Present in
that audience was David Gritten, a film critic from the UK, who wrote:
"There was loud booing, and the Italians love to boo anyway, but this
really was the worst I've ever heard. The problem was that Banderas
strumming the guitar looked so anti-climactic. Another film with Banderas
in it had just been released in Venice, Once Upon A Time In Mexico,
in which he plays a guitar-playing mariachi, so it rather looked as if
here was El Mariachi again, strolling into this dreadful scene of human
This would actually be a pretty good movie without the clairvoyance,
which was an idea that might have sounded good on paper, but simply didn't
work. I don't have any problem seeing why the two elements enumerated
above ruined the dramatic impact of the film. I can certainly imagine the
people in the audience feeling embarrassed for Emma Thompson, who produced
and threw her life into this film. I can even imagine their having written
about the film with derision. But laughter? While people are being
tortured and a little girl is being raped?
As I said, those
Italians are some cold mofos. Here's Emma Thompson.
Captures and comments from the Ghost.
Zipped .avis, caps, and comments by ICMS
Today there are clips and caps of Lauren Hutton in "Permette? Rocco Papaleo"
(1971), which translates as "Allow me, Rocco Papaleo," a film directed by
Rocco Papaleo, played by Marcello Mastroianni, is an Italian and
former boxer from Sicily who emigrated to Alaska where he works in a mine.
Somehow he and his co-workers end up in Chicago when he gets separated
from his group. Suddenly he walks right under the car of a gorgeous model,
Jenny, whose face can be seen on billboards all over the city. Enter Lauren
Hutton, who practically plays herself here. She tags him along for a while,
which good and hypernaive Rocco interprets the wrong way of course.
And so begins Rocco's Tour de Chicago, where he never seems to meet nice
persons or people without ulterior motives. He is certainly not aided by the
fact that he is so utterly naive that it becomes hard to believe. The only
person with whom he can connect is Djenghis Khan, an old street bum who always
carries a bomb around with him. When Khan dies as a result of a policeman
behaving like a real dirtbag, Rocco's fuses blow. Since he inherited the old
guy's bomb, we can guess what probably will happen next, although it is never
shown because the film ends right there. In hindsight, "Marcello Mastroianni
turns Unabomber" might have been a much more intriguing title.
As you may have already guessed I was not too impressed with this movie. I
don't know what Ettore Scola, who won or was nominated for numerous film
awards, hoped to achieve here. He probably wanted to have a go at America, but
by depicting everyone as conniving bastards and making his lead character so
out of touch with reality that even Crocodile Dundee in New York looks like a
normal guy, he only achieved that you can never really get into the story and
that you couldn't care less what happens to Rocco or any other character.
Maybe that this film worked better for its 1971 audience, but I seriously
The film remains watchable, though - mainly because it tries to be humorous,
something it achieves best during the witty dialogues between Rocco and
Djenghis. Add to that the solid performances of the entire cast and some above
average camera work, and you know why this feature ends up as a C- in our
All clips and images come from an Italian all-region PAL DVD with Italian
audio and subtitles only (sorry no English), the only one available as far as
I know. The transfer is good but nothing spectacular. I think we can consider
ourselves lucky that Ettore Scola directed and Marcello Mastroianni played the
male lead, or otherwise some very nice gratuitous but way too short nude
scenes with one of the full frontal kind by Lauren Hutton might have been lost
forever. And losing that, my friends, unlike this film, would have been a real
So, please enjoy these 10 caps and 3 clips (1,
3). Hint: clip 2 is the full
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today we look at a so called horror flick "Bite Me".
This one features the rather popular Misty Mundae,.
she's not quite my cup of tea, but I guess she has that cute girl next door
look. Anyway plenty of T & A from Misty and if you look real close even a
little bush in a couple of them. The bug on her chest relates to the title.
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
A 2006 Calendar without any of those annoying days or months.
2005 NFL Cheerleading Tour - Day 19: San Francisco 49ers
This once-proud franchise has fallen on hard times. They have
gone from multiple Super Bowl victories and the moniker "Team of
the 90's" to a franchise that is looking at its second straight
overall number one draft selection. Look for the current NFL top
Alex Smith, to start this Sunday against the Indianapolis
Colts. Welcome to the NFL Mr. Smith.
My brother lives in the Bay Area. I went to see the 9ers play
the Panthers in 1997 at then Candlestick Park (or wait, maybe 3
Com). He told me that everyone knew that the 9ers cheerleaders
played second fiddle to the local hotties, the Raiderettes. Well,
Gold Rush is full of beautiful ladies, but ten years did not
change his statement. Alexis,
Kristin lead a bevy of head turners on this squad. It is too
bad that this intro page is also where the site ends. It seems
odd that an area so renowned for technology would have such a
weak web site. None of the standard extras are found here, just
bios of the girls and a brief history section. It is too bad
because this team could have received a much higher rating that
the one that they received.
Rating 6.5 out of 10.
The adventures of Edward The Less. This is to Lord of the Rings
as Python's Grail is to Morte D'Artur, more or less. Mostly less.
The Rocket doesn't have it, and the
Braves even it up. Smoltz is best-ever 15-4 lifetime in post-season,
even though this was his first October start since 1999.
Keira Knightley doing a lapdance in Domino.
Bush claimed God told him to invade Iraq. Based on the picture,
God must have a very soft voice.
George Bush gives ... oh ... New Orleans residents ... the
one-fingered victory salute.
Weekly World News: LESBIAN MOM WANTS TO GIVE BABY BOY SEX CHANGE
Slashdot has a thread on the attempt to wrest control of the
internet from the USA - it has prompted more than 1700 comments
Yet another guy is supposed to be the "real" Shakespeare
As it says on our billboards:
Austin, Texas - birthplace of the panty raid.
The third grade insult generator. Using this is like being a
character in an Adam Sandler movie. In fact - it's a lot like being
The trailer for In a Dark Place, an indie mystery.
- A poisoned man and a stranger stumble across a doorway in an
abandoned building that makes things disappear... When the
stranger walks through and vanishes, the poisoned man is left
alone to face an angered man with a crazy disposition. But what's
waiting for him through the door is much more dangerous than he'd
care to realize.
The trailer and the first 8 minutes of The War Within
- "Written and directed by first time filmmaker Joseph Castelo,
"The War Within" is the story of Hassan, (Ayad Akhtar in his debut
performance), a Pakistani engineering student in Paris who is
mistakenly apprehended for terrorist activities and forcibly
interrogated by U.S. intelligence services. So shaken by the
experience, he vows revenge and joins a terrorist cell based in
New York City with plans to begin the ground war in the United
States. On the morning the attack is due to take place, all
members of the cell are arrested except Hassan and one other
member. With no alternative and nowhere else to turn, Hassan must
rely on the hospitality of his former best friend Sayeed, who is
living the American dream with his family in New Jersey. Lying to
his friend about why he is in the US, Sayeed helps Hassan get a
job driving a livery cab which furnishes Hassan with the money he
needs to start manufacturing explosives in the hope of achieving a
smaller but still effective act of terror. With each day that
passes, we witness Hassan's religious beliefs as they clash
headlong with his feelings for Sayeed's sister Duri, Sayeed, and
the rest of the family. What unfolds is a profound human and
political drama as we explore Hassan's motives as he struggles to
carry out his mission."
The trailer from the new Jason Biggs movie, Guy X
- Rudy Spruance is lost. He has been left in the middle of
nowhere in the frozen wastes of the arctic. No one comes except a
huge swarm of mosquitoes. As he awakens later in an Army hospital
that doesn't officially exist, Rudy understand what it is to be on
the sharp end of a 'small clerical error'. "You'll want to
scratch," a nurse tells him helpfully when he comes round.
Rudy enlisted in order to escape a little prison time for
burglary. His fellow soldiers are a rag-tag bunch of misfits.
There's Lavone, a wannabe beat-poet, the sadistic Sergeant Genteen,
and Petri, the base dealer who thinks sci-fi movies are the
pinnacle of art. And there's the base's commanding officer,
Colonel Woolwrap, who sees in Rudy a younger version of himself.
Only problem is, Rudy isn't too comfortable under his, or
anyone's, tutelage. But then Rudy meets Sergeant Irene Teale -
beautiful, intelligent and most importantly, sane.
Unfortunately, she's the Colonel's girlfriend.
As Rudy pursues Irene, he uncovers the secret of The Wing: a
hospice for American casualties from a reckless mission in the
Vietnam war. Woolwrap has been sitting in Qangattarsa waiting for
the last of the men to pass away. Meanwhile, the 'patients' remain
unconscious, vegetative, erased as the men they one were...
Except for Guy X.
The trailer from Jarhead
- "'Jarhead' (the self-imposed moniker of the Marines) follows 'Swoff'
(Jake Gyllenhaal), a third-generation enlistee, from a sobering
stint in boot camp to active duty, sporting a sniper's rifle and a
hundred-pound ruck on his back through Middle East deserts with no
cover from intolerable heat or from Iraqi soldiers, always
potentially just over the next horizon. Swoff and his fellow
Marines sustain themselves with sardonic humanity and wicked
comedy on blazing desert fields in a country they don't understand
against an enemy they can't see for a cause they don't fully
Jamie Foxx portrays Sergeant Sykes, a Marine lifer who heads up
Swofford's scout/sniper platoon, while Sarsgaard is Swoff's friend
and mentor, Troy, a die-hard member of STA-their elite Marine
An irreverent and true account of a war that was antiseptically
packaged a decade ago, 'Jarhead' is laced with dark wit, honest
inquisition and episodes that are at once surreal and poignant,
tragic and absurd."
Twelve (!!) clips from North Country
- "'North Country' stars Academy Award winners Charlize Theron
('Monster'), Frances McDormand ('Fargo') and Sissy Spacek ('In the
Bedroom') in the inspiring story of a single mother who rallies
her coworkers to rise above the unfair treatment they face at a
local mining company."
URL says it all, but subtly:
lhiob.com (Let's hug it out, bitch.)
Kevin Smith's video journal about making Clerks 2: The Passion of
The Daily Show:
A look at what finally got Miller to testify: a letter from the
cutely-named Scooter Libby.
The Daily Show:
China's empire is growing, and not just from the ground-up rhino
penis they add to many of their meals.
The Daily Show's Senior White House Correspondent Rob Corddry
explains Plamegate in twelve rhyming words.
Senator John Edwards tells Jon Stewart how that whole wacky running
for the vice presidency thing worked out.
This week's movies, late entry (only 11 theaters)Good
Night, And Good Luck - 96% positive reviews. I believe that
Clooney's movie, at least for the moment, is the only major
non-documentary rated higher than 95% on the Tomatometer, which
seems to indicate that it could be a serious Oscar contender.
You say you're rich? You need a Christmas gift for a friend who
is very gay?
How about a private Elton John concert? Only 1.5 million clams..
I didn't make that up, nor did I fabricate the fact that you will
get to keep an official Elton John piano as a souvenir!
Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Bush Is Drinking Again"
- ... ". "He's been pronouncing words correctly"
Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Wants To Have Sex With You"
Conan O'Brien's Celebrity Survey
- Some of his best ones ever. For example, how did celebrities
complete this sentence "in addition to being my lover, my wife is
also my ..."
- Tom Hanks ... "best friend"
- Joe Lieberman ... "confidante"
- Ashton Kutcher ... "grandmother's bridge partner"
Conan O'Brien's new commemorative stamps.
"Tom Cruise Waging War Against Satire" Oh, sure, you think
satire is OK, but you're glib, and don't know the history of satire.
Another silly trailer, this one for
Psycho, the romantic comedy.
Another zany trailer: this one from Titanic, the horror film
The Daily Show:
"After 85 days in prison Judith Miller was eager to get home and
spend some time...with Lou Dobbs."
Ever suffer from or heard of Spontaneous Announcement Syndrome?
"Hillside Strangler" with Brittany Daniel gets a DVD release date
Angels beat Yanks, tie the series 1-1
Talk about a tough nut to crack.
A start-up company introduces Flock, the new browser on the block
A preview of the new BBC content-sharing system
A downloadable version of the Janet Jackson sunbathing video
The trailer for Syriana
- "From writer/director Stephen Gaghan, winner of the Best
Screenplay Academy Award for "Traffic," comes "Syriana," a
political thriller that unfolds against the intrigue of the global
oil industry. From the players brokering back-room deals in
Washington to the men toiling in the oil fields of the Persian
Gulf, the film's multiple storylines weave together to illuminate
the human consequences of the fierce pursuit of wealth and power.
As a career CIA operative (George Clooney) begins to uncover the
disturbing truth about the work he has devoted his life to, an
up-and-coming oil broker (Matt Damon) faces an unimaginable family
tragedy and finds redemption in his partnership with an idealistic
Gulf prince (Alexander Siddig). A corporate lawyer (Jeffrey
Wright) faces a moral dilemma as he finesses the questionable
merger of two powerful U.S. oil companies, while across the globe,
a disenfranchised Pakistani teenager (Mazhar Munir) falls prey to
the recruiting efforts of a charismatic cleric. Each plays their
small part in the vast and complex system that powers the
industry, unaware of the explosive impact their lives will have
upon the world."
John Lennon's greatest album? The one with the stamps pasted in it.
Pat's comments in yellow:
WHITE HOUSE WORKER ARRESTED FOR SPYING
Loyal To The Opposition Party - Federal agents have arrested Leandro Aragoncillo
in the first case of White House espionage in modern history. A Marine who's
worked there for three years, most recently on Dick Cheney's staff, Aragoncillo
is accused of stealing more than 100 classified documents from FBI computers,
including info on the president of the Philippines, and e-mailing them to the
opposition Filipino political party. In 2000, Aragoncillo was on Al Gore's
staff and told a TV interviewer that Philippine workers were valued at the
White House because "what they like most is our integrity and loyalty."
* Hmmm...maybe he was lying about being Filipino.
* Bush said, "I told ya we should'a hired Mexican illegals!"
* This is amazing! Someone actually believes this White House has intelligence
JEFFERSON TO SMILE ON NICKEL
The Tail Is Sally Hemings - Tuesday, the U.S. Mint unveiled a design for a new
nickel that will be the first money that doesn't feature an American icon with a
somber expression. Instead, it shows Thomas Jefferson with just a hint of a
smile. Designer Jamie Franki said he's trying to convey a "sense of optimism."
* If Jefferson were around today, he wouldn't be optimistic... He'd probably
declare a Revolution and start over.
* But he looks like he just heard a dirty joke about Ben Franklin and is trying
not to laugh.
* He wouldn't be smiling if he knew how much a nickel is worth today.
* If you like this, you'll love his new penny design, with Lincoln in Groucho
HOTTEST CHRISTMAS TOY LIST
Can Buy Me Love - The Children's Museum of Manhattan has issued its annual list
of the top 10 hottest Christmas toys. They include "Go-Go TV," which lets kids
star in their own video games; the Darth Vader Voice Changer, a mask for ages
3-4 with a mic that makes their voice sound like Darth Vader; and the Slurpee
Drink Maker. Of course, the top toys are very expensive: #12 is the $129
3-D Pool Table from Zocker, and at #1, the Knights' Empire Castle for $179.
It's a 249-piece castle that kids build themselves, complete with dungeon,
drawbridge, moat and catapult.
* The Slurpee Drink Maker prepares them for their adult careers.
* The Darth Vader mask covers your face, deepens your voice and appeals to
small children...It's the perfect gift for Michael Jackson!
* The good news: when the Christmas bills arrive, the Slurpee maker doubles as
a margarita machine.
MAN GETS NAKED AT JESUS ART SHOW
Behold! - During an exhibit of antique pictures of Jesus at the Wallraf-Richartz
Museum in Cologne, Germany, Walter Hofmueller, 58, suddenly stripped naked,
climbed up on a table, announced that he was a "guest exhibit," and struck a
pose. He was still holding it when the police arrived and arrested him.
* He thought his rod and staff would comfort people.
COMPANY ARRANGES ANYTHING
"Fantasy Island" Without The Moral - The A.P. reports on a Florida company
called Bluefish that specializes in arranging one-of-a-kind surprises for the
wealthy, from sub tours of the Titanic to tickets to the Oscars to a pretend day
as 007 complete with mock kidnaping. One woman bought her husband a birthday
flight lesson in an L-39 military jet, and a dad let his daughter walk a catwalk
with professional models. But the best might be the time they helped a man rent
a yacht and fill it with his boss's favorite porn stars. They said he was soon
* His new title: "Porn Star Procurer."
* He's now in charge of planning all the company Christmas parties.
* It's like the Make-A-Wish Foundation for people who are TOO rich and healthy.
BREATHALYZERS NOW A BAR GAME
Okay, You're Drunkest! Now, Drive Home... - The Daily Nebraskan reports that
the trend of putting breathalyzers in bars so patrons can check their drunk
level to make it's safe to drive home is backfiring. Particularly in
college-oriented bars, patrons are competing to see who can get the drunkest.
The paper warned that blowing into breathalyzers may be replacing throwing darts
as the favorite bar game.
* Let's hope that getting the drunkest and throwing darts are never combined
into one game.
* Isn't the whole point of going to college to see who can get the drunkest?
* Before this, the only way to tell who was drunkest was to see which guy went
home with the ugliest chick.
THE CAR YOUR DOG WILL CHASE!
Bow-WOW! - Honda has created a dog-friendly concept car for the Tokyo auto
show. The WOW ("Wonderful Openhearted Wagon") has wide sliding doors and
removable, washable flooring. It has a special seat belt for big dogs, a crate
that folds up from the back seat floor, and a small crate in the glove
compartment for tiny dogs, so owners can interact with them while driving. A
designer said it was created for a dog's point of view, but it turned out to
also be a good, gentler design for transporting the elderly and children.
* And of course, kidnaping victims.
* Whether you're carrying dogs, babies or elderly people, you'll appreciate the
* And there's no window glass, so the dog can hang its head out from every
CELEBRITY GOSSIP ROUND-UP
He Shoplifted The Pooty - Tom Cruise's spokesman announced that he and fiancee
Katie Holmes are already expecting a baby. He added that Holmes "has never felt
* Luckily, she was completely anesthetized when the Scientology lab geeks
inseminated her with L. Ron Hubbard's sperm.
And He's In The Zone! - Us Weekly claims that a member of Britney Spears'
entourage copied and is threatening to release a sex video of Britney and Kevin
Federline, made when she was pregnant but not yet showing. Spears has bragged a
lot about all their hot sex, but don't get your hopes up. The New York Post's
Page Six said the couple's lawyers had to view the original tape, and the
showing "elicited laughter and disgust."
* It's just a lot of huffing and moaning that elicits laughter and
disgust...Are they sure that wasn't a tape of her last album?
They Just Have Split Ends - The latest editions of both Us Weekly and Life &
Style have cover stories declaring that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have
split up. But the couple immediately issued a joint statement denying they have
* Nick couldn't comment himself since he's busy making a movie with Angelina
* Nick said, "Don't believe what you read!"...And Jessica said, "Don't read!"
DR. PHIL SUED OVER DIET CLAIMS
Shouldn't Eating Less SAVE You Money? - Three dieters who claim Dr. Phil
McGraw's "Shape Up!" diet plan was useless are suing him and trying to turn it
into a national class-action suit. The diet from CSA Nutraceuticals was
endorsed by Dr. Phil, who wrote a book about it. It required dieters to spend
$120 a month to take 22 supplements and vitamins a day, based on whether their
bodies were pear or apple-shaped. But the diet was withdrawn after the Center
for Science in the Public Interest said the pills don't promote weight loss.
* So these people looked at Dr. Phil and thought he knew the secret of how to
* Once the lawyers take their cut, they could each win enough money to buy a
* A survey of British parents found that nearly 80 percent think kids' behavior
has gotten worse over the past 25 years, and most blame TV, video games, and the
...Amazingly, none blamed the kids' parents.
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