"A Thousand Pleasures"

A Thousand Pleasures (1968) (Day One) is another film by Michael and Roberta Findlay. This time, it has an actual plot, and some dialogue. This time, 6 women get naked, and all but one show everything. During the credits, an unknown naked go go dancer dances in front of three mirrors. This has nothing whatsoever to do with the film, and we never see her again. As the film opens, our hero is washing dishes in a frilly apron, while his shrew wife berates him for being a slob. He stabs her to death, loads her into the back of the old station wagon, and goes on a road trip. Shortly thereafter, he picks up two female hitchhikers, who give him a blow job and lure him into their house. Little does he know that they are more than just two hitchhikers with very bad wigs. They are lesbians intent on stealing his sperm and getting pregnant. They want a baby to replace the baby they already have, who is in her mid 20s, and is first seen in a crib wearing only diapers. She proceeds to take off the diapers, get out of her crib, and masturbate with a candle.

I will cover the rest of the plot tomorrow, as well as presenting the rest of the images. Tonight we have Donna Stone and Kim Lewid giving three B performances.

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  • Kim Lewid (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26)
  • Linda Boyce (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Provocateur (1998)

    This is kind of a forgotten nude scene for tiny Jane March. I suppose that everybody interested in the subject has seen her shapely 90 pounds of flesh nekkid in The Lover (best-photographed softcore film EVER!) and The Color of Night, but Provocateur has never made it to DVD, so is rarely capped.

    This is a very cool clip because it was taped off German TV, and the TV station used the full 35mm frame to get a good TV aspect ratio. The clip therefore includes information above and below what you might have seen on a theater screen. The most important thing it shows is that she was taking a shower with her clothes on! (Apparently the crew members were among the 34 people in the world who have never seen Jane naked!)


    Forever Mine (1999)

    Here are the last two of the HQ vids of gorgeous Gretchen Mol in Forever Mine. This film was never released for a variety of reasons, not the least of which was that various people and entities involved went into receivership. OK, it's a pretty cheesy movie, but it has beautiful photography - and I mean exceptionally beautiful - Oscar caliber cinematography if the flick had been a good movie to begin with - and much of that photography was used to capture Gretchen Mol naked. On the whole, that's about all a film needs right there, and the film is watchable, even though I made fun of it in my review. If I did not already own it now, I would buy it.


    Clothilde Courau

    This is the adorable French vixen in Le Poulpe. The original .avi is Charlie's, and you can find still captures on his site (go to main menu or click on French flag above).


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    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.



    Flesh & Blood (1985)

    Tuna and I kinda liked this crazy medieval anti-romance, summarized as follows:

    "Over-the-top sex and violence in a mythical medieval world, performed and directed well. What more do you need? Requires a strong stomach and a strong tolerance for gore and gross-outs, so not a mainstream film, but very entertaining if the sensationalism doesn't bother you."

    Yesterday, Jennifer Jason-Leigh. Today, the others.



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the Ghost...
    'Caps and vids from "Curse of the Komodo" (2003)...the mega-lo budget creature flick from B-movie legend Jim Wynorski.

    • Glori-Anne Gilbert...the 38DD B-movie babe and adult model shows off her big'uns as well as some thong views. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18)
    • Glori-Anne Gilbert zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

    • Melissa Brasselle, the co-star of several Grade B or less action movies showing off some robo-cleavage and pokies. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
    • Melissa Brasselle zipped .wmv

    'Caps and comments by PAL:
    Valeria Golino
    (1, 2)

    The "Rainman" star going topless in "Respiro".

    Robinne Lee
    Mari Morrow
    (1, 2)

    Although both ladies are very hot in my opinion, neither gives up the goodies in these scenes from the Martin Lawrence movie "National Security".

    Alana De La Garza
    Elizabeth Bogush

    From the WB series "The Mountain". No nudity, but Garza looks quite sexy as she kinda strips off her shirt and shows a bit of bra.

    Krista Kalmus
    Marika Dominczyk
    (1, 2, 3)
    Shannen Doherty

    The latest batch of bikini pics from the FOX series "The North Shore". Dominczyk showed off some especially nice rear bikini views this week.

    Jessica Alba
    (1, 2)

    Paparazzi 'caps of Alba looking absolutely gorgeous while out and about. Some nice leg views in both, plus some pokies in #1.

    Susana Segorbe
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Flautista 'caps of Sergorbe in her one and only IMDb credit, the Spanish film "Cosa de brujas" aka "The Witch Affair" (2003). Excellent breast and bare bum views.

    Ming-Na The "ER" co-star topless in a scene from the Mike Figgis movie "One Night Stand" (1997).

    Brandy Wilde Dragonscan 'caps of Wilde topless in scenes from her one and only IMDb credit, the 1976 movie "Stay Hungry", starring Jeff Bridges, Sally Field and the Governator in his first big role.

    Sara Rue
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the young, plus-sized actress baring her big'uns in a scene from "Gypsy 83" (2001). You may recognize Rue from "Pearl Harbor" or her current show on ABC, "Less Than Perfect". By the way, "Less Than Perfect" must have one of the most unusual casts on television. It stars Andy Dick, Will Sasso (from "Mad TV"), Patrick Warburton (Puddy from "Seinfeld") and Fun House hero Eric Roberts!