"A Thousand Pleasures"
A Thousand Pleasures (1968) (Day One) is another film by Michael and Roberta Findlay. This time, it has an actual plot, and some dialogue. This time, 6 women get naked, and all but one show everything. During the credits, an unknown naked go go dancer dances in front of three mirrors. This has nothing whatsoever to do with the film, and we never see her again. As the film opens, our hero is washing dishes in a frilly apron, while his shrew wife berates him for being a slob. He stabs her to death, loads her into the back of the old station wagon, and goes on a road trip. Shortly thereafter, he picks up two female hitchhikers, who give him a blow job and lure him into their house. Little does he know that they are more than just two hitchhikers with very bad wigs. They are lesbians intent on stealing his sperm and getting pregnant. They want a baby to replace the baby they already have, who is in her mid 20s, and is first seen in a crib wearing only diapers. She proceeds to take off the diapers, get out of her crib, and masturbate with a candle.
I will cover the rest of the plot tomorrow, as well as presenting the rest of the images. Tonight we have Donna Stone and Kim Lewid giving three B performances.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
This is kind of a forgotten nude scene for tiny Jane March. I
suppose that everybody interested in the subject has seen her
shapely 90 pounds of flesh nekkid in The Lover (best-photographed
softcore film EVER!) and The Color of Night, but Provocateur has
never made it to DVD, so is rarely capped.
This is a very cool clip because it was taped off German TV, and
the TV station used the full 35mm frame to get a good TV aspect
ratio. The clip therefore includes information above and below what
you might have seen on a theater screen. The most important thing it
shows is that she was taking a shower with her clothes on!
(Apparently the crew members were among the 34 people in the world
who have never seen Jane naked!)
Forever Mine (1999)
Here are the last two of the HQ vids of gorgeous Gretchen Mol
This film was never released for a variety of reasons, not the least
of which was that various people and entities involved went into
receivership. OK, it's a pretty cheesy movie, but it has beautiful
photography - and I mean exceptionally beautiful - Oscar caliber
cinematography if the flick had been a good movie to begin with -
and much of that photography was used to capture Gretchen Mol naked.
On the whole, that's about all a film needs right there, and the
film is watchable, even though I made fun of it in my review. If I
did not already own it now, I would buy it.
This is the adorable French vixen in Le
Poulpe. The original .avi is Charlie's, and you can find still
captures on his site (go to main menu or click on French flag
Spin doctors and apologists create a hip new Dick Cheney.
(click on "watch film")
Canadian occupational safety group finds that strippers lead
dangerous lifes. The resulting government flyers
contain advice for strippers, such as using a scarf or towel while
- URL says it all:
Columbus may be buried in Seville. Most famous
explorers are now buried in cars, at least Columbus got a nice
one. Lewis and Clark are buried in Hyundais, while DeSoto and
Hudson are ... well, I guess you know those two.
- Further proof you can find anything you want on the internet.
Here's an entire site dedicated to women in Princess Leia bikinis.
Some of them are cute. Others? Not so much.
Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 is now placing Ohio in the
Bush camp, raising the Bush total to 296 (270 needed to elect).
Ohio has been "flip-flopping". The count does not reflect any
Four free short sample videos from Playboy Big Breast Babes!
Heather Kozar playmate gallery courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com! She
was the PMOY in 1999!
She's gonna blow! This must be the 20th time I've used
that headline, but the first time it wasn't about Paris Hilton!
Mount St. Helens could erupt within 24 hours, so get your butts
far away from there.
It's the zany new Norwegian sport for tourists: killing baby
seals. By gum, ever since I moved from Miami and quit
playing jai-alai, I've been looking for a sport I could really
love. Now I think I've died and gone to heaven. Unfortunately,
Norway still has a ban on assault weapons, tactical nukes are
universally forbidden, and they won't let you club them to death,
so you have to kill them with single shot weapons. For about a
thousand bucks, they give you four days of sport and a guarantee
of two seals!
The company's website shows photos of hunters posing
with their kill and offers trips that not only include
accommodation and food (all the herring you can eat!) but offer
help with cutting up and preserving seal carcasses. Plus, training
is available for beginners!! I'm off. Off, I tell you. I love this
sport. It's almost time for spring training for my new team, the
Bergen Mooses! OK, it isn't spring, but the seasons in Norway look
pretty much alike. (By the way, to cut the sarcasm for a minute,
although the ever-gullible Guardian says it is about killing "baby
seals", I don't think that it has anything to do with babies. The
Norwegians believe that seals have to be "harvested" to protect
the cod supply, just as we realize that deer herds sometimes have
to be thinned.)
The top Norwegian criminal suspects: the Beagle Boys
Tom Brokaw and Peter Jennings offered support Saturday for the
beleaguered Dan Rather, saying that Rather has many
good points. He is an above-average speller, and a fairly good
People in the bible were homosexual ... and changed? Jeepers,
maybe I can change too!! Sure Timmy, with God's help you can!
Parental Controls: The Truth About Pornography. Honest
to God, we live in a post-ironic world. I can't tell whether this
comic is written by fanatical nutbags, or by someone satirizing
- URL says it all:
CommunistsForKerry.com Pretty strange humor, but
Newspaper photograph shows a pregnant, cigarette-smoking woman
worrying about the effect of construction noise on her unborn
Did you know - Joaquin Phoenix changed his name from Leaf Phoenix?
His sibs are Summer, Liberty, Rain and River, so I always wondered
why he had a standard name. (Oh, yeah, he also gives a rare
The trailer for MirrorMask: "'MirrorMask' centers on
Helena, a 15 year old girl in a family of circus entertainers, who
often wishes she could run off and join real life. After a fight
with her parents about her future plans, her mother falls quite
ill and Helena is convinced that it is all her fault. On the eve
of her mother's major surgery, she dreams that she is in a strange
world with two opposing queens, bizarre creatures, and masked
inhabitants. All is not well in this new world - the white queen
has fallen ill and can only be restored by the MirrorMask, and
it's up to Helena to find it. But as her adventures continue, she
begins to wonder whether she's in a dream, or something far more
The trailer for Shooting Shona. "Shooting Shona" is an
intimate thriller about the disappearance of Shona's flatmate and
her subsequent struggle to find her... Strange things are
happening in Belsize Park. Anonymous love letters lie on the
kitchen counter. Shona has been randomly receiving them for weeks.
They make her uncomfortable, only reminding her of how lonely she
really is. Her closest friends seem to be moving on in their
lives. One morning, Shona finds the shower running and her
flatmate has vanished. It becomes apparent that something horrible
may have happened when a sinister man breaks into her apartment
and rummages through the place. All the while she is certain that
she is being followed. Circumstances draw Shona to meet a
mysterious man called Art, and eventually his odd drug-dealing
friend, and they find themselves piecing together the mystery of
Shona's missing flatmate.
Various trailers and clips from 2046. "He was a writer.
He thought he wrote about the future but it really was the past.
In his novel, a mysterious train left for 2046 every once in a
while. Everyone who went there had the same intention.....to
recapture their lost memories. It was said that in 2046, nothing
ever changed. Nobody knew for sure if it was true, because nobody
who went there had ever come back - except for one. He was there.
He chose to leave. He wanted to change."
A new trailer and some TV spots for The Polar Express
The trailer from The Assassination of Richard Nixon :
(Sean Penn and Naomi Watts) "Set during the 1970s, 'Nixon' centers
on the true story of Philadelphia furniture salesman Sam Byck
(Penn), who hatches a plot to kill Richard Nixon after Byck's
attempts to live out the American dream are dashed. Byck had
planned to hijack a commuter flight in Atlanta and crash the
airliner into the White House."
A Bedford couple named their baby son Drew Peacock before
realizing that it sounded exactly like Droopy Cock
- You'd think the vicar would have said something before the
baptism, but the Rev. Dwight Mannsburden found nothing unusual
in the boy's name.
- The boy's proud dad is, of course, now known as Pop Peacock.
- The boy's mom, Mrs Peacock, is known from the sensational
trial in which she was found not guilty of murdering Nigel Boddy
in the Bedford Conservatory with a lead pipe.
Cleveland Indians and Minnesota Twins game suspended to play
Latest Newsweek poll puts Kerry ahead. 49-46 in a
two-way race. 47-45 with Nader factored in. At this point, Bush's
decision to debate seems to have been a colossal blunder, but I
guess all of that could change with future debates.
Bush-Kerry Debate Draws 62.5 Million U.S. Viewers
Driver files federal suit in fight over rates. You
would think Daniel Steiner should get a medal. He's an
entrepreneur who found a great way to make a living while helping
people. He transports people to medical clinics for their
appointments, and he does it damned cheap. He's happy, his
customers are happy. Only one problem: he has run afoul of the
rules requiring "limo drivers" to charge a minimum of $40 per
The Strange Case of the Hanover High Shocker. Remember
when Hanover High suspended 34 students for making an obscene
gesture in yearbook pictures? It wasn't "the finger".
- Best ... novelty candy ... ever.
Ear Wax Candy
Stupid Movie Facts from JoBlo.com's: Did You Know...?
Oh, that Karl Rove! What a wacky guy! When it comes to wordless
comedy schtick, he's the Chaplin of our time. Here he
pulls a "prank" on Condi. (Well, Reuters called it a prank.)
Kobe Bryant's accuser planned to keep quiet about encounter:
documents: " The woman who has accused Kobe Bryant of
raping her was going to keep quiet about her notorious encounter
with the NBA basketball prodigy until her ex-boyfriend and a
co-worker urged her to speak to police, according to police
Jon Stewart interviews Seymour Hersh about his new book.
Five clips from Bride & Prejudice: " 'Bride &
Prejudice' puts an entirely different spin on Jane Austen's story
of spirited courtship - Bollywood-style. Music, dance and
spectacle merge with love, vanity and social pressures"
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Flesh & Blood (1985)
Tuna and I kinda liked this crazy medieval anti-romance, summarized as follows:
"Over-the-top sex and violence in a mythical
medieval world, performed and directed well. What more do you need?
Requires a strong stomach and a strong tolerance for gore and
gross-outs, so not a mainstream film, but very entertaining if the
sensationalism doesn't bother you."
Yesterday, Jennifer Jason-Leigh. Today, the others.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today from the Ghost...
'Caps and vids from "Curse of the Komodo" (2003)...the mega-lo budget creature flick from B-movie legend Jim Wynorski.
- Glori-Anne Gilbert...the 38DD B-movie babe and adult model shows off her big'uns as well as some thong views.
- Glori-Anne Gilbert zipped .wmvs
- Melissa Brasselle, the co-star of several Grade B or less action movies showing off some robo-cleavage and pokies.
- Melissa Brasselle zipped .wmv
'Caps and comments by PAL:
|The "Rainman" star going topless in "Respiro".
|Although both ladies are very hot in my opinion, neither gives up the goodies in these scenes from the Martin Lawrence movie "National Security".
Alana De La Garza
|From the WB series "The Mountain". No nudity, but Garza looks quite sexy as she kinda strips off her shirt and shows a bit of bra.
|The latest batch of bikini pics from the FOX series "The North Shore". Dominczyk showed off some especially nice rear bikini views this week.
|Paparazzi 'caps of Alba looking absolutely gorgeous while out and about. Some nice leg views in both, plus some pokies in #1.
|Flautista 'caps of Sergorbe in her one and only IMDb credit, the Spanish film "Cosa de brujas" aka "The Witch Affair" (2003). Excellent breast and bare bum views.
||The "ER" co-star topless in a scene from the Mike Figgis movie "One Night Stand" (1997).
||Dragonscan 'caps of Wilde topless in scenes from her one and only IMDb credit, the 1976 movie "Stay Hungry", starring Jeff Bridges, Sally Field and the Governator in his first big role.
|Señor Skin 'caps of the young, plus-sized actress baring her big'uns in a scene from "Gypsy 83" (2001). You may recognize Rue from "Pearl Harbor" or her current show on ABC, "Less Than Perfect". By the way, "Less Than Perfect" must have one of the most unusual casts on television. It stars Andy Dick, Will Sasso (from "Mad TV"), Patrick Warburton (Puddy from "Seinfeld") and Fun House hero Eric Roberts!