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"Soldier of Fortune, Inc." (1997)

As near as I can tell, this is a syndicated TV series that ran for at least two years. The DVD I watched was 90 minutes, or 30 minutes longer than the normal running time of the show. That would make me think pilot, but the film has breast exposure and buns in a thong of Donna Scott. Possibly the original pilot was to be marketed somewhere other than the US.

AN IMDB comment calls it an "intelligent A team." The story concerns a group of mercenaries who seem to have a military rank and base privileges, but receive millions of dollars for what they do. As the film opens, we see a horribly botched hostage rescue attempt in Mexico, where Major Matthew Quentin Shepherd (Brad Johnson) barely gets his squad out, and they are all crippled and/or dying. One after another, the Major thinks of his team members, and we see the opening scene again, but focusing on that team member. That takes up the firs 40 minutes of the film. Then, we learn that the entire team is fine, but the Major is seriously screwed up, and the first 40 minutes of the film has been his deranged nightmare. He requires long term physical therapy to recover from knees shattered by machine gun bullets, which gives him time to seduce his nurse, and gives the rest of the team a chance to come up with a bad plan to go back in and get even.

The series seems to have some supporters, but I was not at all impressed with the pilot. D+

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  • Donna Scott (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

    "The Girl Next Door" (1999)

    The Girl Next Door (1999) is a made for Canadian TV effort. Doctor Arthur Bradley (Henry Czerny) is married to is high school sweetheart, is about to become a father, and is one of the most prominent citizens in his small town. When his neighbor the mayor and his wife go out of town, they ask the good doctor to keep an eye on their daughter in her late teens. The daughter has the hots for older men, and seduces the doctor. When she turns up dead, the doctor is afraid they will discover he had sex with her, and equally afraid they will accuse him of the murder.

    Polly Shannon has two very dark nude scenes. The first is skinny dipping in her pool at night with the lights out and steam rising from the pool, but you can make out breasts, buns, and maybe bush. The second is while having sex with the doctor, and is just a breast. In my opinion, they made three main mistakes with this film. First, they kill off the only young, attractive and likeable character in the first third. Second, they develop several characters, such as her alcoholic, pill popping, bored and stuck in a bad marriage mother, then drop her from the rest of the film. Third was their choice of male lead, who spends most of the film looking like a puppy who has just shit on the new carpet, and sees you coming with a rolled up newspaper. The photography was wonderful, as was the location, but the film was slow, and not very interesting. By the time we found out whodunnit, I just didn't care.

    The only review at IMDB listed isn't even for this film. IMDB readers say 4.8/10. I say C-.

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  • Polly Shannon (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Crash is a truly original film noir about people who are sexually aroused by car accidents. If you say it is good, I will agree. But if you say you liked it, I'd be mighty surprised.

    The Mummy Returns is the blockbuster sequel to the blockbuster grade-z version of "Raiders", and we can expect a sequel to the sequel soon - The Scorpion King starring The Rock, no less!

    RIP OFF!

    They didn't even shoot new footage with the 95 million dollar budget. Check out my two collages of Velasquez, then check out #1 of Velasquez from the first Mummy movie!

    The DVD is shameless Huckstering. THREE separate promos for the next sequel (The Scorpion King), plus a promo for the Universal Studios theme parks.

     

     

    From the member's link page, check out the volume of the encyclopedia that goes from Ao to Ar. I added separate pages for Rosanna Arquette and Asia Argento, trying to come up with a format that will be user-friendly, informative and attractive. I tried to make it exactly the way I want it myself, with just enough info and the ability to find what one wants rapidly. I think it came out good. Check out the new sections!

    Graphic Response
  • Charlize Theron, excellent topless frames and a great open leg view in scenes from "2 Days in the Valley".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

  • Hugo
    Kari Wuhrer
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Two of the greats come together for your nude entertainment....Hugo's excellent 'caps, and Kari the B movie legend.

    The Breakdown:

  • Link #1...Full frontal nudity from "Luscious" aka "Vivid".
  • Link #2...topless and covered in paint. also from "Luscious".
  • Link #3...from the movie "Poison" aka "Thy Neighbor's Wife" (2000). Kari looking great in a bikini
  • Link #4...breast and thong views from "Poison"
  • Link #5...more toplessness from "Poison"

    I read in the IMDb that Kari recently had her tattoos removed. My question is this...did she have her boobs redone too? Maybe I need the old eyes checked, but they look a little different to me in these 'caps.

  • Melissa Stone Also topless in "Poison".

    Peggy Trentini The busty blonde b-movie babe has a shower scene in "Poison".

    PenÚlope Cruz Her very nice topless scene from 1997's "Abre los ojos". As we have mentioned, the upcoming Cameron Crowe movie "Vanilla Sky" is a remake of "Abre los ojos" with PenÚlope reprising her leading role. Hopefully the Spanish actress will also have a nude scene in the American version.

    Palrune
    Helen Hunt
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Wet shirt with pokies, plus partial bum and breast views from "As Good As it Gets"

    Elizabeth McGovern Topless in the Milos Forman movie, "Ragtime" (1981).

    Glenn Close Brief nude scene from the Baby Boomer classic, "The Big Chill".

    Variety
    Tara Fitzgerald
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Topless and full frontal nudity in scenes from the mini-series "The "Camomile Lawn", by Feckit.

    Maria Ford and Amber Harrel
    (1, 2, 3)

    Hot lesbo scenes from "The Key to Sex", by DeVo. Plenty of robo-hooters, gyno-cam views, and just for fun DeVo added Maria's bum and Maria getting it on with a dude.

    Anna Falchi
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

    Anna's 2001 Calendar. A great collection of images for any Falchi fan, featuring plenty of bare bum views and toplessness.

    Here's the breakdown:

  • Bare bum...link #s 1,5,8,11
  • Breast exposure...link #s 2,3,4,10,13
  • Both...link #12

  • Sharon Stone
    (1, 2, 3)

    Penman 'caps the digitally remastered version of "Basic Instinct". Breasts, bum, sex, lesbo kissing, and of course the famous beaver shot. All looking better than ever.

    Victoria Beckham Posh Spice looking pretty darn good showing lots of leg, and some partial breast exposure. Thanks to Jedilein for these 'caps from one of her videos.

    Maria Conchita Alonso An absolutely fantastic collage by ZonononZor with some excellent topless images.

    Michelle Latimer
    (1, 2)

    From our neighbors to the North...this week's coverage from the Canadian cable series "Paradise Falls" (episodes 29 & 30). Unfortunately not much skin in this batch.

  • Link #1 by Snowblind
  • Link #2 by Spaz

  • Ananda Lewis 'Caps and comments by Elliffen Grafix.

    On the premiere of this new ABC talkshow, Ananda wore no bra. Kicking myself for not noticing earlier, I quickly kicked in the VCR. But as luck would have it the show was just ending. Damn!

    But it all comes to those who wait. Today, 3 weeks later, she once again appears braless. Guess who was ready this time!


    Click Here!