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"Bad Moon" (1996)

Bad Moon will be released today, Oct 3. The short version of the review ... watch the opening credits, which contain all of the exposure, then turn it off. Michael Pare' is a scientist in South America with his girlfriend (Julia Montgomery Brown). They are making love in a tent, when a werewolf attacks, killing the girlfriend and clawing Pare'. Cut to several months later when he visits his big sister ands her son in the Pacific Northwest. Favorite uncle by day, he becomes a 200 lb werewolf by night. This is one you can well afford to miss. No scare, no gore, and not much in the way of acting.

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  • Johanna Marlowe Libovits (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    "Sisters" (1973)

    Sisters is also being released today by Criterion. It stars Margot Kidder as one of a pair of Siamese Twins. She, it seems, has multiple personality disorder, since her sister died during separation, and has a tendency to kill people. A neighbor (Jennifer Salt) who is also a reporter witnesses (a la Rear Window) one of her little faux pas, and tries to interest the police. This is an entertaining yarn, written and directed by Brian De Palma. Maltin awards 3 stars, and the IMDB viewers give it an equivalent 6.8.

    De Palma used a split screen in several scenes, so you were looking from the perspective of two different characters in the two windows. I didn't really see any point to the technique, but it was somewhat unusual. This one has plot twists galore, and Kidder is outstanding in the role. This one is worth renting. The Citerion transfer restored the original widescreen aspect ratio, and was mostly clear and noise free, but a little undersaturated.

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    Johnny Web is taking the day off, but will be back tomorrow with new releases!
    Our top story...
    Kristin Davis
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    So much for the non-nudity clause she supposedly signed! At last! Kristin finally showed some nipple on "Sex and the City"! Can Sarah Jessica be far behind?
    Several folks worked on 'caps from Sunday's episode, including:
    Graphic Response (#1)
    Down Dude (Links 2-4)
    Cambo (#5)
    Raja (6 and 7)
    and Duff (#8)
    Answering the call
    Jeri Ryan Yesterday we posted an email looking images of Jeri in "Co-Ed Call Girl". Well, here ya go. This collage features Seven of Nine in a bikini, and teasing us in a bubble bath. A special thanks to Blackshine for the original 'caps. By the time it made it to my inbox it had been renamed, and who knows what else. But still, she looks great as always!
    Paris Hilton

    Cheyne Coates

    Josie Maran

    Denise Perry
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    Comments by Brainscan:
    Let's see what the cat dragged in.

    Paris Hilton is an heiress to the hotel fortune left behind by...Jim Holiday? No, that's not right. Conrad Hilton. And as you can see she is making ends meet by saving on underwear costs. You gotta believe the lucky paparazzo could not wait to print this picture.

    Cheyne Coates is half of the Aussie singing duo, Madison Avenue. She posed for the latest B & W, although oddly enough the picture is in color. From what I've seen of her publicity pics she is showing off her better features.

    Josie Maran is... well, she's Josie Maran. And unlike certain women who keep showing up in the Funhouse holding their boobs, Josie keeps her hands politely by her side. I mean really, Katherine Heigl is terrific looking and yes we can all remember when she played Gerard Depardieu's daughter and all that, but she spends more time holding her goodies than I would. Okay, that's a lie but you catch my drift.

    And lastly a feature to recur over the next few days: my favorite page 3 girls. Today we have Denise Perry.

    Amanda Peet A fresh round of DVD 'caps by Uco. First up, Amanda topless and looking great in "The Whole Nine Yards".
    Darlene Colaiuta From "Angel's Dance". To me she looks like a poor man's Shannon Tweed.
    Jennifer Ludlow Another Skinemax babe from the movie "Losing Control". I recommend this one for any body who enjoys frozen deserts on a stick.
    Sheryl Lee Also from "Angel's Dance". This was a straight to vid James Belushi movie that I've passed on a few times. Namely because the name "Belushi" doesn't quite carry the same quality these days. But the user comments in the IMDB and a decent cast will make me reconsider. Hey, how bad can it be?
    Hillary Swank The goodies exposed from "Boys Don't Cry".
    Chloe Sevingny
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    Also from "Boys Don't Cry".
    Kate Winslet
    (1, 2)
    Full frontal exposure from "Holy Smoke"
    Janine Lindemulder
    (1, 2, 3)
    If you're looking for hard core action...here ya go. Janine and Motley Crue lead singer Vince Neil gettin' it on. No simulated Skinemax sex in these vidcaps!
    and ...
    Gabriella Hall
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    New images from Scanman. Here is the late night regular showing off just about every part of her body except one. In typical Skinemax fashion, there is always a well placed hand to hide the goods below the equator. For Gabriella fans, these will make a great addition to your collection. Especially the body painting and shower scene vidcaps.
    Helen Hunt
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    Personally, I've never liked Helen Hunt, and I have no idea why she's a celebrity. I don't find her attractive, and I think she is one the worst actresses I can name. At the very least, she's one of the most overrated. Regardless, that's just my opinion, and much more important than any words I can type is the exposure. The nudity comes first! Now since I am not a fan, these mean nothing to me. But Scoop tells me that these bikini thong pics of Helen are the best versions he's seen of this particular paparazzi event. So, if your a Hunt fan, enjoy.
    Monique Sluyter
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    Lots of topless exposure (and if you look hard enough in #2, I believe there is something to see down south too). From the German TV magazine "Peep". Thanks to UC99.
    Charlize Theron Nothing new, but I couldn't resist these gorgeous DVD 'caps of Charlize from "2 Days in the Valley".
    The Funnies by Number 6
    Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew
    Please note...these are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!

    1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
    1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
    1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear.
    1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
    1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
    1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
    1. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
    1. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.
    1. Crying is blackmail.
    1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
    1. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
    1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
    1. A headache that lasts for more than 10 days is a problem. See a doctor.
    1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
    1. Check your oil. Please.
    1. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
    1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
    1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
    1. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. Face it...men like staring at boobs.
    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing"... We know you are lying.

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