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"The Satanic Rites of Dracula" (1974)

The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1974) is the last in the Hammer series of Dracula films staring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, and is far from the best. This time, Dracula is going to destroy the earth with a super-variant of the Bubonic Plague, and has enlisted key members of society to help him. The plot is paper thin, and there is very little gore, or even atmosphere. Much of the running time is taken up by barbarian coated goons on motorcycles who act as security for the Count's clubhouse.

Maggie Fitzgerald as a sacrifice victim is naked on and off through the entire film, but we only get a good look at her petite breasts. Valerie Van Ost, as a British Secret Service agent's secretary turned vampire, shows a substantial breast briefly. IMDB readers have it at 4.8/10, and Maltin says 1 1/2 stars. There is nothing catastrophically wrong with this film, there is just nothing compelling about it. C-.

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  • Maggie Fitzgerald (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Valerie Van Ost (1, 2, 3)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Disappearing Acts is a premium cable film about two people from opposite sides of the tracks who meet and fall in love. Good solid warm-hearted film about real people. I liked it even though it was familiar and predictable.

    • Sanaa Lathan (1, 2, 3)

    Haven't been able to concentrate on any one nekkid babe genre. So it's time for Plan B: the babe sampler.

    Domestic movie stars of the day: Charlize Theron in FHM (cleaned up the cover and everything) and Sharon Stone in a couple of old scans. So someone tell me why Charlize didn't do a lot better in the Babe poll.

  • Charlize Theron (1, 2)
  • Sharon Stone

    Fashion Models of the day, The killer A's:

  • Amy Wesson
  • Angela Lindvall
  • Angie Layne
  • Angela Midlo

    International babes of the day: Elena Toloumi from Greek Penthouse of a year ago, and Ilaria Negrini, Italian cutie with an impressive caboose.

  • Elena Toloumi
  • Ilaria Negrini

    Page 3 babe of the day: Andrea Clarke. Ms Clarke is one of the few page 3 types who did the honest to goodness nasty on screen.

  • Andrea Clarke (1, 2, 3)

    Pet of the day: Devinn Lane. A real cutie with a serious bod. She's also a porno-babe of sorts, who went from the pages of Penthouse to doing other girls on screen. Call it the Janine route to fame and fortune.

  • Devinn Lane (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Vidcaps of the day: First up, allow me to be the last person in the Northern Hemisphere to send in caps of Katie Holmes in The Gift. Crimony, a year ago I didn't even know who this honey was. But I looked at Tuna's and Johnny Web's caps and figured they had every damn frame of Katie's nude scene... so I edited a bit and stuck them together in a easy-carrying triplet of collages. Didn't appreciate how translucent and... shall we say form-fitting Katie's undies were until Senior posted his caps.

  • Katie Holmes (1, 2, 3)

    Next up are a bunch of Tuna caps reformatted to fit in a single collage. We have:

  • Tara Fabrizi in Showdown in Little Tokyo
  • Thea Gill in Trail of a Serial Killer
  • Vanessa Shaw in Horror Hospital
  • Susan Petrie in Shivers
  • Shelley Plimpton in Alice's Restaurant
  • Savannah Smith in North Dallas Forty (also featuring the poor man's Joe Don Baker, Nick Nolte)

  • Scorpion's Skinemax
    A huge update today featuring all of your favorite late night ladies showing all of the goodies.

    First up...Vidcaps from the series "Passion Cove"

  • Amber Newman, breast, blurry frontal nudity and pseudo sex, all while taking a shower. From the Episode "Payday".

  • Ginger Lynn Monroe, breasts, thong, and phony sex.

  • Amber and Ginger team up. First in a lesbo scene, then adding a dude for a 3-way also from "Payday". (1, 2)

  • Dana Robbins breasts and pubes in a love scene from the episode "Behind the Scenes".

  • Kim Dawson, the blonde late night regular showing off her all natural big'uns.

    Next up, vidcaps from the softcore movie "15 Minutes of Fame"

  • Kim Dawson, once again shedding her clothes and gettin' it on. This time she shows a bit more skin.

  • Kira Reed, surprisingly, topless only.

  • Regina Russell shows breasts, bum, and a hint of pubes in a sex scene. (1, 2, 3)

  • Shauna O'Brien shows off her painfully over-inflated robo-hooters, and shows a hint of pubes while gettin' it on. (1, 2, 3)

    From the softcore series "Lady Chatterly's Stories"

  • Shauna O'Brien shows all three of the B's.

  • Taimie Hannum, boobs, bum, bush, and pseudo sex...all the things that make Skinemax great. (1, 2, 3)

    Still more late night fun from the series "Thrills"

  • Marina Valdez, toplessness, thong views, and some frontal nudity from the episode "Beauty and the Beach" (1, 2)

  • Marina joins Madeira Turner for some lesbo lovin'

  • Nancy O'Brien, clear full frontal nudity and even more frontal nudity during some phony sex.

    More assorted goodies...

  • Gina Gershon shows off a nice breast in scenes from "This World, Then the Fireworks".

  • Bobbie Phillips shows a bit of breast and bum exposure in the Red Shoe Diaries Episode, "Luscious Lola".

  • Renee Thompson, topless, bottomless, and frontal views from "Beverly Hills Bordello", episode: "Research".

  • Carolyn Houlihan, a dark scene, but all three types of nudity are present in these 'caps from "The Burning".

  • Carrick Glenn, also from "The Burning". Much more light this time around, but topless nudity only.

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