Friday

Tuna
"The Indelicate Balance"

The Indelicate Balance (1968) is a very rare Sarno film, shot in Sweden in Swedish using mostly stage actresses. What do you do when you travel with your artist husband to meet your in laws for the first time only to discover that your hubby has been doing mommy for years? Why have a lesbian relationship with his sister, whom he also screwed, of course. The entire film takes place in and around a farm house in winter. The feeling is very catastrophic and Hitchcockian. I was drawn into the story and cared about the ending.

The wife was played by Kim Anderzon, who went on to a long film and theater career. She also provided the nudity, including breasts, buns, and partial bush. There is no indication that this film was ever released anywhere. The only known print was found in a vault, and MPAA review copy was written on the leader of one of the reels. The editing is a little choppy, hinting that MPAA might have caused cuts in the erotic scenes. It is really more of an art film than sexploitation, and is considered by some to be Sarno's best effort. It is included in the special DVD set of The Seduction of Inga, and includes a commentary with Sarno's wife, who was not yet married to him at the time, but was working with him on the film. Again, this is a C+, well done, but only of interest to films historians, Sarno fans, and genre lovers. All told, this DVD set (limited and numbered edition) is one of the better packages Retro Seduction Cinema has released.

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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

     

     

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    Bonus

    (not from Shiloh)

    • I have several HQ vids of Gretchen Mol in Forever Mine. Romantic sex scenes don't get much better than this - beautiful woman stark naked in pretty good light. Here's the first installment of Gretchen and Shakespeare gettin' it on. (.wmv zipped)

     

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Graphic Response
    • Melanie Griffith...18 years old and topless in scenes from one of her first movies, "Smile" (1975)

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.


    Today from the Ghost...some video clips of assorted Heffers on film. Zipped .wmvs as usuaul

    • Karen McDougal (December '97 and for the Year, 1998). Here she is showing off her robo-big'uns (plus a little bit of bum in #1) in a love scene from the 2001 remake/update of the 1974 Pam Grier movie "The Arena". (1, 2)

    • Kelly Monaco (April '97). Here she showing off her all natural big'uns in a scene from "Late Last Night".

    • Kelly Monaco again, this time getting seriously felt up in a scene from the Comedy/Horror flick "Idle Hands".

    • Alesha Oreskovich (June '93). Here she is going full frontal in a scene from the made for Showtime series "Going to California".

    Dann
    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "The Hazing"
    Lightweight but fun 2004 horror flick manages to include just about every horror cliché ever conceived, and some nice nudity to boot. Lots of camp and plenty of blood and boobs will satisfy most horror fans.

    The storyline isn't new, in fact, pretty much the whole movie is bits and pieces of films past, but it's well done so very enjoyable. During a college hazing at a supposedly haunted house, the pledges run into an evil professor who has possession of an ancient book which allows him to open a doorway to hell. It also allows him to return from the dead (actually, almost-dead) and inhabit other people's bodies. Lotsa fun, especially when he jumps into Tiffany Shepis and immediately gets her naked.

    The fact that you've seen it all before isn't a minus for this movie, it's a plus. It's pretty clear that director Rolfe Kanefsky wanted the audience to have fun with this movie, and he succeeded in delivering a really cool horror flick.

    DeadLamb
    Nikki Cox
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    and
    Vanessa Marcil

    		Two of the "Las Vegas" babes showing a bit of cleavage from this week's episode. Cox also shows some nice leg views.

    Heather Locklear Showing some very nice cleavage on Monday night's episode of "LAX". The buzz is that this show will be cancelled soon.

    Evangeline Lilly
    (1, 2, 3)
    and
    Maggie Grace

    		From the pilot episode of the new ABC show "Lost". Lilly is soaking wet and wearing only her unides in 1 and 3, plus a very tight top in #2. Grace does a little sun bathing in a bikini.

    Some TV trivia...according to the IMDb, this is the most expensive pilot ever filmed, featuring a budget of $5 million!

    "Lost" was created by J.J. Abrams, the creator of "Alias" and the lastest director signed on to helm "Mission: Impossible III" (the third director so far!).

    The Gimp
    Hey Scoops!

    Here are a few hardcore 'caps of Alexa Rae in "Action Sports Sex".

    Alexa is a stripper turned pornstar and some-time Skinemax babe. She even had a "real" job doing a guest spot on "The Man Show" once.

    UC99
    Cornelia Corba
    (1, 2, 3)

    		Baring breasts and bum in scenes from a recent episode of the German TV series "Ein Fall für zwei", episode: "Gigolo". She looks pretty darn good neekid...especially considering that she is 43!

    Gabriele Moritz The German actress baring all 3 B's in scenes from her one and only movie, "Es begann bei Tiffany" (1979).

    Variety
    Kirsten Dunst
    (1, 2)

    		New this week on DVD...Kirsten teasing us in scenes from "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". In #1 we see some see-thru/pokies while wearing only a wife-beater and panties. In #2 we see almost a full breast (a rear/side view but no-nipple).

    Heather Graham For me, Leno hasn't been funny since..well, ever. Since I don't watch him, I can't explain why we have 'caps of Graham doing a head stand during her recent appearance on The Tonight Show, but we do.

    Cayetana Guillén Cuervo
    (1, 2)
    and
    Marta Dualde

    		Flautista 'caps of both ladies topelss in love scenes from the Spanish film, "La Marrana" (1992).

    Jacqueline Lovell
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

    		Señor Skin 'caps of one of the mid-late 90's busiest Skinemax babes baring all 3 B's. From 1995-2000, she made about 40 softcore movies (sometimes using the name Sara St. James). She took a couple of years off to do the family thing, but recently began acting again and will be seen on the big screen next year in two upcoming A-List movies, "Miss Congeniality 2" and the Steve Martin remake of "The Pink Panther".

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    SHATNER FOOLS ENTIRE TOWN
    Invasion Hollywood - William Shatner has been shooting a low budget sci-fi movie called "Invasion Iowa" in Riverside, but Tuesday night, he held a town meeting told the residents they'd been punk'd. The movie was a hoax; they'd actually been filming a new Spike TV reality show about a small town's reactions to a movie shoot. They gave the town $100,000 to soften the blow. One extra said he was suspicious because it was "too cheesy" to be a real movie, and if it was, "we'd be scared of how bad it was."

  • Of course, it was too bad and cheesy to be real: it starred William Shatner!
  • So the reaction of small town Americans to a William Shatner movie is just like everyone else's.
  • With most movies starring William Shatner, the cruel joke is on the audience.


    ROCKER SAYS MEN SHOULD NEVER MARRY
    From Now On, His Sperm Is For A Kleenex - Gene Simmons of KISS said women are "a different species," they have a biological clock and want to nest while a man "produces thousands of sperm every day and a woman thinks it's all for her, but it's not." He added, "The worst thing a man can do is get married because he has to give 50 per cent of his gross pre-tax dollars to a woman who has given him nothing, apart from companionship. That's more than the taxes you pay to the government which gives you nuclear armed forces, military, police and infrastructure."

  • She doesn't share her infrastructure with you?
  • Any man who says this to a woman is going to NEED the protection of nuclear armed forces.
  • A woman should also never get married...to Gene Simmons!
  • He also hates women because they wear too much makeup.


    MEN SPEND NO TIME OR MONEY ON CLOTHES
    That Long? - The Wireless Flash reports on a new survey by Sears and Structure clothes, which found that most men spend less than two minutes figuring out what they're going to wear. And only 16 percent spend that much time: 25 percent say it takes them only one minute, while 12 percent spend "no time" thinking about their wardrobe. They also found that the average man spends $713 on clothes annually, but one in five spends less than $200. However, 87 percent of men insist that they don't need a makeover.

  • While 100 percent of women insist that they do.
  • They need to be on "Queer Eye for the Hopeless Mess."
  • It's all part of our master plan: if our wives weren't ashamed to be seen with us, they'd expect us to take them out.