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Still in theaters
the nudity from One Hour Photo, including a frontal flash.
The lady's name is Erin
Revolver (1973), also known as Blood in the Streets, is a multi-national
production effort, but is mainly Italian. It is a crime thriller, but has none
of the blood and gore of the giallo genre. Oliver Reed is assistant governor
(something like a warden) of an Italian prison. He wife (Agostina Belli) is
kidnapped, and he is informed that he must release a prisoner (Fabio Testi) if
he wants to see his wife again. For the rest of the story, the two try to
discover where the wife is, who wants Testi out of prison, and why. Belli shows
breasts in a sex scene before her kidnapping, put there to show that they were
indeed passionate, and that he would, in fact, risk everything to save her.
Along the way, Reed and Testi sort of join forces. Thumbnails
As everyone starts to look for them, they escape to France with a little help
from Paola Pitagora, who shows breasts in a sex scene with Testi. Before it is
over, it takes many twists and turns, and what at first seems to be a simple
crime story takes on major political and financial overtones. IMDB readers say
7.2 of 10. THe DVD is acceptable quality, and the typical have everyone speak in
their native language because we are going to dub all the sound technique was
used, so it was in dubbed English. Music was by the ever-present Ennio Morricone.
It is a pretty fair crime thriller, although the plot got a little confusing
near the end. IF you like crime thrillers, this one is watchable. C.
Agostino Belli (1,
Paola Pitagora (1,
"The Naked Witch"
The Naked Witch (1964), AKA the Naked Temptress, is the story of a college
student who goes to Lukenbach Texas, to investigate the German culture there,
and especially the with hunts of 100 years earlier. He awakens the Lukenbach
witch, who kills two of the three descendents of the man who originally
denounced her as a with, and would have killed the third, except that the
college student returns the stake to her heart.Thumbnails
Much of the story is narration. Libby Hall, as the Naked Witch, shows breasts in
a lengthy night pond bathing scene that has nothing to do with the plot. The
transfer is abysmal, with almost no color saturation. The film is interesting
only as a very early instance of nudity in a US film. F.
Libby Hall (1,
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
I started out to write that
Possession is the Citizen Kane
of films in which beautiful French babes have incestuous sex with a giant
squid. (Isabelle Adjani was the squid's mother). And then I thought - no -
that's too narrow - there is no better film in which people of other
nationalities have incestuous sex with squid. There are no better movies with
human-squid sex at all, hetero- or homosexual. It doesn't
really even matter whether the human is related to the squid. Hell, why stop at
movies? There are no other media which have given the world such squid-related
sexual entertainment (see the first collage). Gentlemen, for my money, this surely is the Citizen Kane,
the frutto de tutti frutti, of squid-fuckin' entertainment.
My only real hesitation about that statement is that the creature is not
actually a squid. Since Adjani is his mom, he's really only half-squid, but I
thought that was too technical.
I wanted to stretch it still further, and say it was the best darned
squid-related entertainment money can buy, but then I thought of non-sexual
squid stuff, and I'm still undecided between this and the original written
version of Jules Verne's 20000 Leagues ...
for the all-time championship of squid-related entertainment.
Isabelle Adjani - back in 1981, she had not yet discovered the wonderful world
of body doubles (1,
- Jennifer Aniston's mom - what a piece of work this lady is -
read the story. If, for some reason, you want to order the sex movie
which stars Aniston's mom and John Holmes, who was to the skin flute what
Zamfir was to the pan flute,
here's the link. Did I ever tell you I once saw a Zamfir concert in
Vienna? A story for another day, but until then, you can lay down your bets
on how many times he played "Theme from Dr Zhivago" that night.
- the Star suggests that Nick Nolte passed his sobriety test, despite
seeming drunk, because
was high on, probably addicted to, GHB. "He still has
that vacant look on his face. And when you talk to him, he isn't making too
much sense". Oh, wait, they were just watching him in The Thin Red Line
- Hey, we finally found something the left and right and libertarians can
all agree on -
everyone hates John Ashcroft
various stories culled from his usual daily research by Pat Reeder of
The Comedy Wire
A too-sexy 'Superman'?
WILL Jimmy Olsen try to cop a feel off the Man of Steel? That's what worried
Superman fans are wondering about "Superman 5," in which Clark Kent's reporter
pal Olsen is gay. The script, written by J. J. Abrams, creator of "Felicity"
and a writer for "Alias," supposedly takes other liberties with the characters,
including a Superman who prefers flirting with Lois Lane to helping citizens in
distress, reports MSNBC.com gossip Jeannette Walls. After the alleged plot
points were leaked to several Web sites, morality-minded comic-book geeks flew
into a tizzy. "Please abandon this ridiculous parody of a Superman film script
and have a new one written," writes one fan on petitiononline.com. Many fans
are also upset that a rival movie project, "Superman vs. Batman," was shelved
by Warner Bros. The dark script was seen as a tremendous risk that could have
killed off both franchises if it failed at the box office.
DIRECTOR Roger Avary shot a scene for "The Rules of Attraction" in which sexy
Shannyn Sossamon has lesbian sex with a corpse. The twisted tryst never made it
past censors, but Avary made sure that a still from the scene graces the CD of
the movie's soundtrack, which is chock full of '80s acts like the Cure, Erasure
and Yaz. No wonder Avary just spent the last two months haggling with the MPAA
for an R rating for the latest adaptation of a Bret East Ellis novel, which
stars slumming WB stars James Van Der Beek and Jessica Biel.
From IMDB News...
Lopez To Romp with Cattrall in 'Sex and the City'
Sex symbol Jennifer Lopez will delight TV audiences the world over by enjoying
a steamy smooch with Sex And The City's Kim Cattrall in the new series of the
hit HBO show. The curvy Latin babe will make a guest appearance in an upcoming
episode of the popular comedy-drama, and her brazen character will lock lips
with Cattrall's broad-minded sex-mad Samantha Jones. Lopez says, "The plot is
outrageous. I'm playing a slut who seduces Kim Cattrall only to wind up
stealing her boyfriend. It's my favorite show. I'm a New York girl so I can
relate to those characters." A source adds, "Jennifer considers herself a movie
star and wouldn't normally consider making a guest appearance on a TV show -
but she loves Sex and the City and couldn't pass up the opportunity."
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded
into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant
humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or
Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.
- One more of Stefania Sandrelli, in scenes from the movie "La Chiave" aka "The Key". Directed by one of the masters of Euro-sleaze, Tino Brass.
- The supremely odd
Amanda Plummer, in "Butterfly Kiss" .
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Today beings us caps of Julie Cialini (1,
8) only, but in
this scene from Wolfhound she does the triple B bossa nova. First and last
collages show Julie in all her full frontal glory, number 3 has both boobs and
bum and the other five are a boobs-only bonazana (the fourth is sorta, kinda
special cuz I managed to stitch it together from a couple of slow-pan frames,
and so it's high resolution even by DVD standards).
A couple of things to notice: 1) collage 3 indicates all of Julie's scenes were
filmed in the dark for a practical reason, as she appears to be a perfect body
double Kate Winslet... not that Miss Kate ever uses a body double OR that's a
bad thing to have her body type; 2) Julie's character does a ride-em-cowgirl
routine in this scene, mainly because the boffee is chained to the bed. It's on
the dismount in the last collage you get to see Julie's furry parts.
Mr Nude Celebs
The Naked One takes a look at The Cell, an ultra-creepy film with a spectacular
The Stingin' Swinger, or is it the Swingin' Stinger, has scans for us today,
mostly non-nudes. Exceptions:|
- the Mary Millington is a pretty rear nude
Landon Hall has no nudity, but some pokies;
- the Jenna Bodnar is topless.
They are listed here by
'Caps and comments by Spaz.
REPEAT OF YESTERDAY'S CAPS. A couple of the links were
not correct. here they are again
Next...Canadian actress Nancy Cser showing some partial butt, breast, and bush in an obligatory skinny dipping scene in the hoplessly dated "Survival 1990" (1985) (aka Survival Earth), a post-nuclear holocaust b-fest made in 1985 set to take place in 1990. All it's missing is Jeff Probst as the host.
and finally....Geneviève Deloir topless in the French-Canadian movie "Red the Half Breed" (1970).
And here are TODAY'S CAPS
One of Hollywood's hottest Latino leading ladies, Julie Carmen burst on the
scene in the 1979 TV biopic"Can You Hear the Laughter? The Story of Freddie
Not much nudity in her film career but very sexy.
(1) The Penitent (1988):
in wet brassiere.
(2) Fright Night Part
II (1989): cleavage only but wotta vamp!
(3) Paint It Black
(1989): boobs and butt obscured by shower glass.
(possible shower dub, but her face is shown through the glass)
(4) Cold Heaven (1991):
pokies while braless in white t-shirt.
(5) Kiss Me a Killer
(1991): very sexy but
(6) using an
obvious bodydub for her topless scenes.
"Midnight Dancer" (1988) (aka Belinda) is an
Australian movie much like Showgirls but with a plot line. Deanna Jeffs plays
Belinda, a young innocent ballet dancer who can only get a job as a chorus girl
at a seedy nightclub. Mary Regan plays an older dancer trying to support her
NUDITY REPORT: Toplessness by various dancers with the notable exception of
Belinda. Nude scenes are mostly in the dressing room. There are no love or sex
(1) Deanna Jeffs:
mostly underwear in her one and only movie role.
(2) Elizabeth Lord:
topless using hooters as machine guns.
(3) Kaarin Fairfax:
dancing topless with drag queen.
(4) Kahti: topless wearing
(5) Robyn Moase:
topless as much older dancer.
(6) Mary Regan:
excellent topless and showing some good leg.
(7) BONUS: Mary Regan
topless and showing partial pubes in an earler movie "Heart of the Stag" (1984).
|It isn't easy to see and it isn't in great focus, but that's
her butt in Smilla's Sense of Snow. Whatever happened to Ormond? A few years
back everyone said she would be The Next Big Thing, and she was starring with
Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford. Now she appears to be balancing precariously near
The Chasm of Eternal Indies, assessing how she'd look on screen next to Eric
Roberts. Soon she'll be joining Ed Harris in the Mysterious Lost Land of
People with more Talent Than Work.|
|She's seen here in "de l'Amour", from Charlie. You mean after
109 years of French films, that film title was still available?
Moral dilemmas for a university ethics class. Please open your blue books.
(Do they still have blue books?)
- You know Ledoyen has touched Decaprio intimately. Would you still hit it?