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Wednesday

The Mummy
  • The poor man's "Raider's of the Lost Ark". Patricia Valazquez got some flesh out, in fact quite a bit for a PG-13 movie. (She was wearing a gold spangle over her nipple, which why it is strangely missing.)
  • Nothing covering her butt, though.
  • Rachel Weisz didn't even get close to naked. Here's the closest I could find.
  • One more, a suggestion of see-through, but really nothing.
  • Desert Heat (aka Coyote Moon)
  • This says it all: a straight-to-vid, starring Jean-Claude van Damme in a cowboy hat. You don't need me to tell you this movie sucks. There was one good nude scene, and it looks like two others were cut. Van Damme has sex with this girl after rescuing her and her girlfriend from some rednecks. Then he has sex with both blonds, but they don't ever show the other one naked. Then he obviously makes love to his girlfriend, but they cut from holding hands to apres-sex. And worst of all, Jaime Pressly is in the movie, and she stays dressed. What the hell were they thinking? This woman is Niki Bokal. Rear view
  • Frontal, behind Van Damme. The funky lighting is my fault. I brightened a dark scene.
  • Side-frontal, in the shower.
  • Having sex with J-C
  • Ready to Wear
  • This one has been out on Video for a while, but is new to DVD in the last couple weeks or so. It's Robert Altman's 600-character alleged satire on the fashion industry. Sally Kellerman
  • Kellerman
  • Tracey Ullman. She's not naked, but she showed a LOT more than she should have.
  • OK, Ullman doesn't have much a a body, but trust me, Georgianna makes up for it, and then some
  • Georgianna's legs and butt are as beautiful as any woman I've ever seen. (Of the two holding hands, that is Georgianna on the left. That is also her, larger, from the side, on the far right.
  • Tara Leon played Georgianna's sister. If you don't collect, skip the two of Leon, because they are the same nude pictures, just different decorative shots.
  • Tara's rear.
  • Ute Lemper played the pregnant model.
  • Bald supermodel Eve Salvail played herself.
  • Kasia Figura shot us a brief moon.
  • The rest of the models. Pretty much one file for each model I couldn't identify.
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