• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Film Clips

(followed by samples or thumbnails when available)

Caroline Proust in Accident de parcours (2011, French TV) in 1080p

Sienna Miller in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh (2008) in 1080p (lower res sample)

Mena Suvari in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh (2008) in 1080p (lower res sample)

Bridget Fonda in Point of No Return (1993) in 1080. There is almost no nudity, but you might spot a nipple now and then if you watch very closely.

Anne Parillaud in La Femme Nikita (1990) in 1080 HD. At age 30, Luc Besson was cinema's boy genius when he made this film. He followed it up with Leon the Professional (1994) and The Fifth Element (1997), but he's all grey and in his 50s now (outside link to IMDb photo) and hasn't really directed a worthwhile film since those three. They were his last directorial efforts to top 7.0 at IMDb.

Barbara de Rossi in Vampire in Venice (1988)

Anne Knecht in Vampire in Venice (1988)

Mimsy Farmer in More (1969) in 1080p. She was still getting naked on film as late as 1982 in crappy Eurofilms, but hasn't acted in the last 20 years. She's a sculptor now, 66 years old, living in France. By the way, Mimsy's name comes from a Lewis Carroll poem, Jabberwocky: "all mimsy were the borogoves." Actually, "Mimsy" is a nickname. Her real first name is Merle.

This was a groundbreaking film. It included a tremendous amount of nudity by 1960s standards, and was the first film to feature a score by Pink Floyd.

It is possible that Pink's brother, Count, also contributed. Possible, but unlikely.





Aniston hanging around (no flesh)

Dunst in Melancholia (color-adjusted)

Rachel Shelley in Photographing Fairies (1997)