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I will have to discuss these films another time. As it stands, it is now about two
hours later than I would like it to be, so here are the pictures. As you'll see
in a minute, I kept very busy today!
Flesh for Frankenstein (1973):
This has just been released in a new DVD. Director Paul Morrissey supervised the
clean-up and transfer, and the film is now represented in its original 2.35:1
aspect ratio. Film looks great. Morrissey also does a full-length commentary
(which was already in the Criterion Collection version). Morrissey also makes
some new recollections, and talks over an excellent stills gallery and a very
brief screen test for one of the minor players.
|Dalila Di Lazzaro
|Monique van Vooren
Flesh for Frankenstein (stills gallery)
|Dalila Di Lazzaro
|Monique van Vooren
The Candy Snatchers (1973)
This one is on home media for the first time, restored and remastered from
the negative. It looks fan-fucking-tastic for a 30 year old movie made for
about 37 cents.
These are not my captures. I picked the raw caps out of
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.female, and played with some of them a bit.
Others I didn't touch at all. Some of them
are far better quality than anything we have seen before from the same
|Mimi Rogers in The Door in the Floor
|Kim Basinger in The Door in the Floor
|Carla Gallo in Carnivale
|Kelly Lynch in The L Word
|Kiki Dunst in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I did a lot of clean-up on old volumes, including Sennett and Bolling if
you are curious about the rest of their careers (see
above). There are about 300 new pics. All volumes changed today and the past
two weeks are highlighted in yellow.
Captures and comments from the Ghost
Nitchie Barrett in the movie "A Time to Die."
Bonnie Mak in "Highlander 3."
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today we have Glori-Anne Gilbert from "Lust
Connection" as she proudly displays her Robo-Hooters. There's a little hair color
change in the final scenes as she plays the twin sister of her character. Gee
what a novel idea.
There's more of Glori-Anne from "Lust Connection"
back in the archives on July 10th.
|Sweet picture of Rhona Mitra
|More "posed paparazzi" or whatever you call
these things from the Brit Tabloids - Lucy Pinder
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
"this year's Visions of Science Photographic Awards" Kool!!
The Smoking Gun has
Tom DeLay's conspiracy indictment.
Film with word "Muslim" in title stirs controversy. "Comedian
Albert Brooks says a very unfunny thing happened on his way to
making a new film called Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World --
the studio panicked over the title. "
A strange parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey, starring ... Mr Bill!!!!
Dan Rather: Fraudulent Document Update (SNL parody.)
Internet Hoax Snares Tom Cruise
Morning in the South: a stolen ambulance, a guy in a makeshift
Halloween doctor outfit, and a dead deer hooked up to an IV
Haven't we done enough to emasculate our Native Americans without
Glooscap of the Mi'kmaq will soon lose his illusory giant penis.
By the way, I love their song: "With a Mi'kmaq, pattywhack, give
your dog a bone ..."
A new clip from Aeon Flux, the Charlize Theron comic adaptation.
The trailer and a clip from Domino. (I haven't seen it, but the
trailer is pretty cool. It looks like a technically brilliant film,
as you would expect from Tony Scott.)
- "Keira Knightley stars in the wild action thriller 'Domino,'
the latest project from director Tony Scott ('Man on Fire,'
'Beverly Hills Cop II,' 'True Romance'). A trademark Scott film,
'Domino' presents an entertaining mix of gritty action, biting
comedy and sharp visuals. The film tells the true story of Domino
Harvey, daughter of legendary actor Laurence Harvey and a former
Ford model who rejected her privileged Beverly Hills life to
become a bounty hunter."
Joan Baez - cussin' like a sailor?
1500 Kate Moss magazine covers in a rapid-fire montage
Rebuttal to the nutter site below: "A Boeing 757 Struck the
Interesting .......... if you're into conspiracy theories
............. "Where is the Airplane that crashed into the
Pentagon...? Where are the airplane parts? Go on this website and
watch this film...do it quickly as it has been pulled off several
websites already - and YOU'LL SEE WHY!"
Rolling Stone profiles Evangeline Lilly
MovieJuice! reviews Flightplan
The Daily Show:
March of the Peaceniks
The Daily Show:
"Energy conservation -- harder for Bush to say than it is for us to
Jon Stewart talks to Viggo
Samantha Bee talks to a trucker who says The Man won't let him throw
his piss out the window.
Gwyneth Paltrow is lookin' mighty scary lately.
German porn shoot in Ferris Wheel stuns Italian tourists
SI ranks the Tampa Bay Bucs #4. Italian tourists are shocked!
"Japanese scientists have photographed for the first time in the
wild a live giant squid". Either that or they were filming porn.
Either way, the Italian tourists were shocked.
"SECONDHAND FAT KILLS! ... It's more deadly than smoke "
- "... For years, doctors have been baffled by the high number
of heart attack deaths of extremely skinny people, who were
married to fatties or living with whale-size family members. "
Hollywood warms to Capote
The Smoking Gun:
Pamela Anderson seeks restraining order against creep,
hoping my lawyers can fight it.
Eight charged in theft of "Star Wars" movie
New York Magazine - Conan O'Brien on the Couch - How the Embodiment
of New York Comedy Won Over Middle America
"America's Steamy Showering Habits and Preferences"
The trailer for The Ringer (Johnny Knoxville pretends to be
mentally challenged in order to rig the Special Olympics)
- I can't believe I caught myself laughing at this!
- "When Steve Barker (Johnny Knoxville) finds himself running
dead last in the corporate rat race, he sinks to an all time
low...he attempts to rig the Special Olympics by pretending to be
intellectually challenged. But, Barker is completely out-classed
by his fellow Olympians, who are not only better athletes; they're
just plain better people. And they're on to him. But rather than
rat-out the rat, they join forces with him to once and for all
beat Jimmy, the cocky reigning champion of the annual games. With
a work-out regime uniquely their own, they train Barker to go for
the gold and, in the process, show him what's at the heart of a
"BROWNIE" ISSUES 2,000-PAGE BOOK OF PEOPLE HE BLAMES ... Points
Finger at President, Local Officials, Angelina Jolie
"Jennifer Aniston has reportedly turned to Gandhi to help her get
over Brad Pitt."
- She obviously has a thing for shirtless guys.
US Supreme Court agrees to hear Anna Nicole Smith's case.
One guy had a funny comment on OtherCrap.com. He wrote, "and you
thought Clarence Thomas had no pull on the court!"
A video clip of
Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
A video clip of
Julianne Moore in Short Cuts
2005 NFL Cheerleading Tour- Day 14: Kansas City Chiefs.
First let me start off by apologizing for the lack of an update
yesterday. My Verizon DSL shut me down yesterday...much like the
Denver defense shut down the Kansas City Chiefs offense Monday
With that in mind, we head off to Kansas City. The Chiefs were
first known as the Dallas Texans before moving to KC, and was
also the second AFL/AFC team to win the Super Bowl. The
franchise is beloved by the city and
Chiefs games are an institution on Sundays. It was even
best tailgate party in America by the Commissioner of
The great history and love of this franchise is reflected in the
web site for the Kansas City
Chiefs Cheerleaders. I love the roster photo and how each of
the ladies names are highlighted when you run the mouse over it.
The bio section is nice (not the nicest layout reviewed) and
each lady has more than just one picture available. The Game
Action section is the first of its kind reviewed this season.
You can watch your favorite routine from home games! The Behind
the Scenes section is a place where you can see more pictures
and videos of the ladies. The squad looks busy when not
performing at games. The Appearance section is full, but I would
like to see the girls names linked to pictures of them. This
squad has some heat (Trisha,
Tracee, to name a few), but could use a little more. The
history section has some classic retro photos. These girls have
come a long way!
Rating 8.0 out of 10.
Pat's comments in yellow:
WASHINGTON NEWS NOTES!
* House Majority Leader Tom Delay temporarily stepped down after being indicted
on one charge of conspiring in a campaign finance scheme in Texas, but he said
he's innocent and the target of a partisan Democrat prosecutor
...Just Delay's luck: the only Democratic officeholder
left in Texas turns out to be a D.A.!
...If they could only find ONE instance of campaign
finance chicanery, he might be the most honest person in Congress.
* Wednesday, the US Treasury unveiled a $10 bill with new color touches to
thwart counterfeiters, such as a subtle orange background and splashes of red
...Also, it now has Geena Davis' picture on it
$100 INDESTRUCTIBLE LAPTOPS
And It'll Need Shots For All Viruses - Researchers at MIT are trying to put
computers into the hands of poor kids around the world by developing a laptop
that works under all conditions. It could be folded up into the size of a lunch
box, have a glare-resistant screen for outdoor use, be powered by a hand crank
when there's no electricity, be "absolutely indestructible" and cost $100. The
chief researcher said they would continue trying to bring the price down because
in some parts of the world, $100 is still too expensive.
* And yet, the laptop I paid $2,000 for has to go into the repair shop if you
sneeze anywhere near it.
* Children in the most remote, impoverished areas of the world will be able to
get on the Internet and see pictures of food.
SCHOOL APPOINTS "HETEROSEXUALITY OFFICER"
We Don't Mind Gay Men Down Under! - The student association of Australia's
University of New England has appointed the nation's first "heterosexuality
officer" to safeguard straight rights. Straights aren't being oppressed, but
it's a backlash against a boom in gay and lesbian groups who get funding from
student fees. The post went to Dave Allen, a kangaroo-hunting, beer-drinking
law student who said he has nothing against gay people, he just thinks "it's
crap" that every group wants a separate place to hang out. He said, "Just come
down the pub and have a few beers with us."
* "Just don't hit on us, and everyone leaves
healthy...Oh, and don't order a wine spritzer."
* The right to sit around the pub and drink beer is the only right straight men
care about safeguarding.
RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT SAND CASTLE
The Ideal Location: Anywhere But New Orleans - A team of scientists at MIT used
complex experiments and elaborate mathematical formulas to determine the perfect
recipe for making a sandcastle. They used rotating, transparent drums
containing sand of varying moisture levels to calculate the precise inherent
stability of wet sand. They found that the ideal sandcastle building material
would be eight parts sand mixed with one part water. They said the study has
many other applications, too, such as in wet milling processes and controlling
* But let's face it: they did it to make sandcastles.
* My recipe is eight parts sand, one part water, five parts cement.
* For MIT geeks, molding a fantasy woman out of sand is very, very important.
* Something tells me these lab guys never got over the bullies kicking their
HOCKEY PROMO IS TOO PUCKING SEXY
Fox Is Turning It Into A Series - Feminist Martha Burk, who protested the
barring of women from the Augusta National Golf Tournament, is now slamming a TV
ad by the National Hockey League. It announces the return of hockey by showing
a scantily-clad woman in a candlelit room, dressing a man in a hockey uniform
and saying, "It's time." Burk says it's an offensive combination of sexism and
violence, and the woman is a "sexual ornament." An NHL spokeswoman expressed
surprise at her reaction, saying, "This ad is very respectful of women. The
woman is a spiritual and physical trainer for the warrior, and his mentor."
* Well, physical trainer, anyway...
* And also a Hooters girl!
* NBC has agreed to air it...Not hockey games, just the ad... They're running
it during "Joey" to get the viewers back.
* An offensive combination of sexism and violence? But that's what hockey IS!
TEEN FACES PRISON FOR COPYING FLOP MOVIES
It Was Easy, The Theaters Were Empty - Curtis Salisbury, 19, of St. Louis,
Missouri, is the first person charged under a new federal law against copying
movies in theaters and distributing them on the Internet. A former theater
employee, Salisbury pleaded guilty and could be fined $250,000 and imprisoned
for up to three years for using a camcorder to make bootleg copies of "The
Perfect Man" and "Bewitched" and putting them on the Internet.
* But did a crime even take place if nobody ever downloaded the movies?
* If he thought people couldn't wait for those to get to DVD, he should've
JAGGER LOOKALIKE FOOLS CLUB
Under Cover Of The Night - The New York Post reports that a lookalike claiming
to be Mick Jagger got VIP treatment at the hot dance club Spirit, including free
drinks, a bodyguard, and some time alone in a restroom with three female "fans"
before he left and the owners realized he wasn't Mick Jagger. He was actually a
few pounds heavier and a little younger.
* And he left in a 1974 AMC Gremlin.
* The three women were furious! That meant the sex they had in the bathroom
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