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"The Terminator" (1984)

The Terminator (1984) is #154 in the Top 250 at IMDB, with a user rating of 7.8/10. I am sure all of you know about it, but Arnold is a terminator android sent from the machines of the future to kill the woman that is the mother of the human who defeats them. The father also comes back to save her. Of course, while he is there, Michael Biehn and Linda Hamilton have sex, which is how Michael's father is conceived. I don't know a lot about time travel, but I don't see how the son could exist in the future if his parents had not yet in the past, but maybe I am too picky. The love scene is dark, and a post prod blue filter was used to darken it further. Fortunately, I was able to get the blue out.

I didn't like this film as much as most people, but Sci Fi action is not my favorite genre. They did a good job with Arnold, since his English skills were still minimal, and he had not yet learned to act. They gave him zero personality, and the ability to mimic other people's voices, so most of his difficult dialogue was looped in post production by the other cast members. I must be the only one who was not impressed, as Maltin gives 3 1/2 stars, which is typical of the critical response. The film spawned two sequels. I will give it a C+. The DVD is loaded with special features, but the transfer is a little dark and grainy.

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  • Linda Hamilton (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    "Colors" (1988)

    Colors (1988) stars Robert Duvall as a seasoned LAPD officer a year from retirement, and Sean Penn as his greenhorn partner. They are working on a special anti-gang task force in the Watts district of Los Angeles. The film was directed by Dennis Hopper. The rival gangs and the police/sheriffs department are depicted as basically similar, hence the title of the film. The crips and the bloods have their colors and rivalry, and the LAPD and LA County Sheriffs have their colors and rivalry. While the film is mostly a buddy flick about Penn and Duvall, it also says a lot about the nature of gangs, and of violence.

    The nudity report is good. Maria Conchite Alonzo, as Penn's love interest shows breasts in a dark sex scene with Penn, an unknown provides lengthy full frontal in broad daylight during a drug bust, and someone named Annie-Joe shows breasts in bed with her boyfriend just before and just after the police shoot him.

    IMDB readers say 6.3/10, Maltin awards 3 stars, as does Ebert. Duvall was superb, as was Penn. The film is far more than just another cop film, and delivers many opinions on the why of gangs, as well as the who and the how. Even if you don't usually enjoy cop films, you might be intrigued by this one. B-.

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  • Annie-Joe (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Maria Conchita Alonso (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    I looked at five r-rated or unrated DVD releases.

    I looked over Heartbreakers one more time because it had 22 minutes of deleted scenes. Sorry, no flesh. JLH did run on a treadmill while wearing a bikini top. That's the bad news. The good news is that there is a pretty good look at Hewitt's buns in the movie itself, and a possible aureola sighting (see collage #1) . I watched the movie again, and liked it better than the first time. I've always thought Ray Liotta was trapped into doing the same role again and again, pretty much of a so-so grade b star in his thug roles, but he has a some gift for comedy, and I hope he stays with it.

    • Sigourney Weaver. How can she look this good at her age? Is that possible? As you may have read, Sigourney has indicated an interest in becoming the first mainstream actress to do a hardcore sex scene on film. The convention-defying Ms Weaver may just do it, but if one of you want to hire her, better do it soon, because she's not going to look like this much longer.

    • Hewitt (1, 2)

    100 Girls is a movie we have discussed in much depth before, but it's now on DVD, and who can resist Katherine Heigl in a bra? Does this woman have some Jumbo Jacks, or what?

    The Godmonster of Indian Flats can't be summarized briefly, other than to say it's seriously fucked-up. It was made by a guy who lived in San Francisco during the heyday of acid. There's a pretty good chance he took some now and again, including during the filmmaking process. If you liked Greaser's Palace, this may be your kind of film. No nudity.


    Beautiful Creatures is yet another Brit lowlife film with confusing double crosses marked by black humor and impenetrable working class Northern accents. Brief nudity from an anonymous body on a video-tape-within-the-film, nothing from anyone identifiable.


    The Southern Man is a twist on Southern Gothic. Imagine a kidnapping story if it were written by Tennessee Williams. Wouldn't the kidnapper turn out to be the banished son of the rich granpappy? Wouldn't there be plenty of horrible family secrets, closet homosexuals, presumed homosexuals who were really straight, men who made their fortunes in corrupt ways, slutty women who pretend to be sensitive and virginal, bones dug up from under the porch by coon dogs....  This went straight to vid, but it isn't a trash pic. It has serious literary aspirations, and plays out like a forgotten story by Capote or Faulkner or Tennessee himself.


    Graphic Response
  • Gilda Texter, nekkid chicks on motorcycles...a favorite of both young and old. These 'caps from 1971's "Vanishing Point".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

  • Brainscan
    There is a growing sorority of women who are celebrities because they get nekkid, frequently and impressively. President of that sorority is Annalise Braakensiek, who is a lingerie model (or so I've read) but most times I've seen her picture she's starkers. I gathered up a bunch of her pics to scan and here they are.
  • Annalise Braakensiek (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    The answer Down Under to Annalise is the impressive Bessie Bardot. Don't know nuthin' about her except her choice of wardrobe is just okay by me.

  • Bessie Bardot (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Sooo, across another ocean, in the land of the Danes, is sometime TV babe and fulltime nekkid honey, Pia Nissen. In Latin, Pia means "soft" but in Denmark???? Soft? Not with her around.

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    And back her in the U. S. of A., we have soooo many nekkid-babe-celebs. A vintage one is Ashley Lauren, who advertises herself as sporting the greatest ass in captivity. Maybe yes, maybe no.

  • Ashley Lauren (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Much more obscure is Austin Dain. Seems she is a professional clothing removal engineer and, like many of her cohorts, she does the naked portfolio thing to.... well, I guess to make more money.

  • Austin Dain (1, 2, 3)

    And then there was a personal fave in the nekkid babe business, the exotic Nikki Nova. Not a bit bashful.

  • Nikki Nova (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Tomkru
    Neda Arneric Fully nude, but limited goodie from "Haloa - praznik kurvi" (1988)

    Serena Grandi Lower frontal nudity from "L'Iniziazione" aka "Les Exploits d'un jeune Don Juan".

    Stefania Sandrelli
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    A brief bit of breast exposure in "Woman in the Mirror".
    and ...
    Christina Ricci
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    See-thru nipple sightings as Ricci walks down the red carpet at a recent movie premiere.

    Kate Hudson Brief breast exposure in a love scene from "About Adam", by C2000.

    Kate Moss An excellent topless B&W scan of the supermodel, by Dark Phoenix.

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