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Eye of the Tiger
  • Hi Uncle, it's the Turtle again. How are you doing ? It's been probably several months since the last time I sent something in. You probably have way too many contributions to remember every one of the persons, but my first submissions go as far as almost 3 years ago, first unsigned and later with the little turtle icon on them. I have accumulated some material in my desk at the end of the summer, and finally got off my butt and rounded up a few minutes to clean it up. Here we go:
  • CELEBRITIES FROM SPAIN. This is Bibi Anderson at the beach. Paparazzi topless shots. Man, can you believe she is in her 50's AND she used to be a man ? I remember when she just had the sex change operation some 15 years ago and some pictures were published in the Spanish weekly magazine Interviu (great source for pics)
  • Bibi.
  • This is Ines Sastre. Nipple see-through. Rare pic.
  • Inma del Moral. One of the freshest faces on Spanish TV.
  • Some rare see-through shots and a bikini shot of Judit Masco.
  • Judit Masco .
  • Judit Masco .
  • Brand new topless shots of Yvonne Reyes. Taken just a few days ago. She looks as good as usual.
  • Arianne Brown. She is Bertin Osborne's ex-girlfriend. He is a very popular TV show host in Spain. The shots were supposedly taken by paparazzi in some Miami beach. She is hot.
  • Arianne Brown .
  • Arianne Brown .
  • Arianne Brown .
  • Arianne Brown .
  • Cristina Tarrega. TV show host for Antena 3 Television in Spain.
  • Tarrega .
  • Marta Botia. She is a singer for the pop group "Ella Baila Sola" which translates as "She dances alone". She's got some goods! Again summer paparazzi shots at the beach.
  • Botia .
  • Botia .
  • NAOMI. Here is some of the vintage material I promised. I've seen some of these shots on the funhouse before, but I don't think it's ever been covered so extensively. The pictures belong to the summer of 1993. At the time, Naomi Campbell was spending a few days with some friends at the house Bono (U2) has in the exclusive Montecarlo. There is where the shots were captured by a lucky reporter. The pictures leave nothing to the imagination... This is my favorite. I spent quite some Photoshop time to make it look good.
  • Naomi.
  • Naomi.
  • Naomi.
  • Naomi.
  • Naomi.
  • Naomi.
  • Naomi.
  • Naomi. (Scoop's note: don't miss this one)
  • Naomi.
  • Naomi.
  • There is no dedicated Turtle site, but whatever he has sent in is archived in the back issues. Search for "Turtle" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
  • Something to Crow About
  • Crow did four collages from "Coach's Daughter". This is Kelly Van Dyke, daughter of Jerry from coach, and niece of Dick. This is a general collage, the other three are xxx-rated activity
  • Kelly Van Dyke.
  • Kelly Van Dyke.
  • Kelly Van Dyke.
  • Blinky, the three-eyed fish
  • Blinky goes through the fashion sites for us, in search of exposure. Audrey Marnay .
  • Claudia Schiffer .
  • Erika Stromqvist .
  • various unidentified .
  • various unidentified .
  • various unidentified .
  • various unidentified .
  • There is no dedicated Blinky site, and he's quite new here as well, although he posts here exclusively. We do have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
  • FenderBender
  • I think Fender-Bender is new. He scanned four classic Helmut Newton photos, the names of which are on the scans. Here's Jodie Foster
  • "Giant and nude" .
  • "Pere Lachaise" .
  • "In a Photomaton booth" .
  • RDO (corrections)
  • RJL wrote in to say that some of the pictures from The Man Who fell to Earth were reversed. According to him, he knows Adrienne laRussa personally, and this isn't Adrienne. Therefore, it must be Linda Hutton. (Nothing special to look at. It's from the three women who had the three identical sex scenes with Rip Torn)
  • Linda Hutton .
  • Linda Hutton .
  • And this is the woman that RJL says is really Adrienne Larussa.
  • Adrienne Larussa.
  • There is no dedicated RDO, but he's here every weekend for years, and they are all archived in the back issues. Search for "RDO" with the search function in the back issues, or just mosey through teh Monday editions. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
  • Tuna does Femalien (continued)
  • Stacy Mobley.
  • Stevie Conrad .
  • Summer Leigh .
  • Sarah StJames and Vanesa Taylor.
  • FR
  • Another great collection of new FR material. This is Lara Flynn Boyle is a quite explicit sex scene from "Susan's Plan"
  • Sandrine Holt in an episode of "The Outer Limits".
  • This is Adjoa Andoh in "Close Relations". This one is odd, even by my liberal standards.
  • Mongoose
  • Mr. Goose continues with his series of Jennifer Burton in "Play Time".
  • Jennifer Burton in "Play Time" .
  • Jennifer Burton in "Play Time" .
  • Jennifer Burton in "Play Time" .
  • Snowblind
  • Laura Pursell. "The Landlady".
  • Susie Singer. "The Landlady".
  • Nikki Fritz. "Fugitive Rage".
  • Wendy Schumacher. "Fugitive Rage".
  • Wendy Schumacher. "Fugitive Rage".
  • Wendy Schumacher. "Fugitive Rage".
  • More
  • Mitzi Martin in a true cinema classic, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
  • Jennifer Grey in Lover's Knot .
  • Someone did a collage of Saira Todd in "Holding On", from Pitters' caps.
  • Slarti's captures of Eva Hassman in "The Cold Finger"
  • Sunday's mail
  • "Re hat tricks: the French is "tour du chapeau" which in a direct translation would mean "around the hat"."
  • "Hey Scoop- First off - thanks for the page. I appreciate all of the hard work that you put in to the page. As far as hat tricks go, a hat trick is a hat trick everywhere. I may be wrong, but I think that phrase actually started in Chicago. In any event, it originated back during the six team NHL days. Oddly enough, one thing I have learned since moving to New Zealand is that 'hat trick" has come to mean three of pretty much anything in a sport. In rugby, the refer to three tries in a game as a hat trick. A pair is a brace. And a hat trick isn't any special thing - even though it is pretty damned rare. In cricket, a hat trick is a bowler taking three wickets on three consecutive deliveries. Since there are many days in test cricket where they take maybe 5 wickets over the course of 8 hours of play, and about 540 deliveries, this is obviously quite an accomplishment. A newspaper here recently traced the history of the phrase's usage back to England about 25 years ago - which suggests quite strongly to me that they actually stole it from hockey.
  • "Hello Scoop! I am told that Kristin Davis did a see-thru bra scene on the 09-21-99 episode of "Sex and the City". Being out on unexpected business, I missed it. I am convinced that her only other topless picture (last year) is a body double. (Her boobs just ain't that big!) I would have thought that one of your faithful booty hunters...errr...I mean "bounty hunters" would have grabbed those frames by now.
  • "I'd like to suggest to the vidcappers Hot Body's "Miss Puerto Vallarta". Tiffany Anne, the winner, is about as good as a woman can get.
  • Sunday's Chat
  • I saw American Beauty today. A few observations. Many people have described it as Kevin Spacey going through a mid-life crisis. It isn't precisely right. He has a mid-life epiphany. He realizes that his life is unexamined and he's allowed it to be so. He begins to examine it, and finds that he is surrounded by loss. His wife is a horror, a shallow and energetic career woman whose desire for perfection has left all semblance of real human feelings in the murky past. She's like a cokehead, devoid of any examination or awareness of the valuable things on life, driven only by the coke or, in her case, perhaps her adrenalin addiction. What is she hiding from? Where, thinks Spacey, is the woman he loved - the woman who used to go up on the roof to flash the traffic helicopter? He knows that this monster he lives with must have that woman inside of her, but he can't find her. He's lost his daughter, too, although the script makes this difficult to understand, because they are a lot alike but can't seem to make contact. Spacey misses that contact, which he knows he once had. His job -well, 14 years as an advertising whore, and they want him to write a job justification memo, which he can't bring himself to do. How, he thinks, did it get so messed up, and how can he fix it? His retaliation against life brings some real identification from the audience members, who laugh, sit stunned, cheer, and consistently get involved with his crisis. I can't remember a movie with so many instances of audience members talking to the screen. By the way, it's no comedy. It's funny enough, but it is a movie about loss, dysfunction, and the breakdown of communication. If you watched it a second time, knowing the punch lines and therefore impervious to them, I think you'd realize the intense sadness at the center.

    The movie isn't perfect. Some of the main characters are pure cardboard: the stereotyped and unbelievable Marine colonel next door on one side, the two considerate gay guys on the other side, and even Annette Bening's character - cartoons more suitable in a farce than in a witty drama. But all that doesn't matter, because the heart of the movie beats solid. The narrative flows with an added metaphorical punctuation, represented in Spacey's fantasies and the home movies of the sensitive boy next door. Rarely does a film rise to these poetic heights. Spacey, his daughter, the daughter's sexy friend, and the daughter's drug dealing boyfriend, form the real core of the movie, and they couldn't be much better.

    Kevin Spacey is an unusual actor. I don't see him as journeying to every corner of the acting universe like Branagh or Streep, or Kevin Kline, but what he brings to the screen is a perfect everyman quality. The fact that he doesn't have a traditional actor's voice and range is a plus, not a minus. It accentuates his skill at portraying everyman. We can see and understand a real person at the center of every role he plays, no matter how far that man might be from our own behavior. Isn't SE7EN a perfect example? How much more did you relate to mass-murdering Spacey than Brad Pitt, the good cop. In addition, Spacey is the most economical actor I've ever seen. With nothing more than sudden smiles and the look in his eyes, he can manipulate your emotions as precisely as a violinist. Employing him is like adding an extra counterpoint to the musical score, because he can raise and lower the emotional temperature of the audience in the same way the music would do it. Can you tell I'm a fan? The guy is great. He erases all the technique, opens himself up and invites you into his part. "This isn't me in this role, it's both of us". It doesn't even matter that there are some flaws in this film. Spacey, with the aid of some of the other players, simply diverts your attention from everything else like a master illusionist. It's difficult for me to remember a better performance since Brando was a real actor. And the kid who plays the drug dealer just about goes toe-to-toe with Spacey

    On the celebrity nudity side, Mena Suvari and Thora Birch both show off their chests, both worth seeing, both in a sensitive and beautiful context, and I'll bet we'll have some bootlegs soon. On the other hand, forget that. Sometimes you come to a site like mine because you don't want to watch an entire dumb-ass movie to see that minute of nudity. In this case, don't wait for the captures. Go to the theater and see the movie. I don't think anyone in the audience regretted being there.

  • Movies from Aesthete
  • Kari Wuhrer. Sometimes life is like a beer commercial. You got Sunday, you got Aesthete, you hot Kari Wuhrer in "Sex and the Other Man". Absent a BJ, how much better could life be?
  • Kari Wuhrer. Jumbo breast close-up.
  • Kari Wuhrer
  • Kari Wuhrer
  • Kari Wuhrer
  • Kari Wuhrer
  • Kari Wuhrer
  • Kari Wuhrer
  • Kari Wuhrer
  • Stone Cold
  • The last time I printed Stone Cold's letter, I got about 100 e-mails telling me to print his comments even if he doesn't send in pictures. Maybe next time. I can't print them this time. I laughed my ass off, but they are written in a fabricated dialect and a character voice, and I think they are too controversial even by my standards, since he walks the line between satire and outright lunacy, and many people would take it wrong. Stoney started sending these letters to Realist, who is a bit of a techno-geek. Realist invented an e-mail filter which is quite cool. If some kid or loony sends a mindless flame, Realist would send them back an innocuous e-mail with a harmless cookie hidden inside. The next time that guy sent us a mail from the same computer, no matter what phony e-mail address he used, the e-mail would include in the subject line "I'm a flame geek", and would be immediately sent to the deleted items folder. Realist thought Stoney was one of these loonies, so he sent him back the cookie. When Stoney tried to send in picture attachments, we'd never see them! Realist did such a good job that Stoner had to change his default e-mail program. The Stone Man did have a funny comment about VanDamme in these pictures from "Universal Soldier 2". He said the black community has decided to make VanDamme an honorary member because it's obvious that his native language must be Ebonics. The actual picture is a nice one of Kiana Tom in a top which shows off some of her assets, although she keeps her clothes on.
  • This is Kelly Williams in a teaser for "Phoenix Point"
  • This is a very pretty cleavage shot of Lucy Lawless
  • This is Sheeri "I Am" Rappaport, another member of the Xena cast (Otere)
  • This is Shana Betz, who was one of the stars of the indie, "Lucinda's Spell". Shana's entry in IMDb looks like it was written by her agent. The first two listings and one other, for example, are TV series in which Shana is the only listed cast member! The other three entries are "awaiting five votes"
  • Words and music by Tuna
  • Scoop: Femalien can't possibly be porn -- let's examine the facts carefully. It takes 4 whole words to describe the plot in detail (Femalien seeks sex -- succeeds). That is way too much plot for a porno. It is found in nearly every video store, usually under cult classics, even the ones like Blockbuster that won't carry porn. There is no music playing at the threshold of pain during the erotic scenes. Therefore this must be a legitimate mainstream film that just accidently has nipples visible in nearly every frame of the movie. Said nipples are attached to breasts that appear to be enhanced for our viewing pleasure. I showed my usual restraint, and only did 12 collages from the Femalien DVD. The first 4 are attached:
  • Sara St. James as the restaurant owner who has sex with Femalien. Before anyone writes in, she uses several screen names, including Jacqueline Lovell and Jackie Lovell (Scoop's note in passing. I've been surfing the net for many years, and Sara St. James was the first woman I can remember with her own dedicated web site, possibly excepting Danni Ashe. Despite her prescience in using the internet as a publicity machine, she never really did get very famous.)
  • Skylar Nicholson as a woman having sex with another woman during a performance art show. This is her only film
  • Kathleen Mazzotta as a woman having sex with her husband. Sometimes credited as Leena, all 34 of her other films appear to be hardcore
  • Bobbie Marie as a woman having sex with another woman during a performance art show. This was her debut performance. She has made one other Surrender Cinema film since. Surrender Cinema has a brand new Web site (www.surrendercinema.com) and is offering all of their films from the site. I was pleased to see that many of them are available on DVD, including Femalien II.
  • Pitters
  • "Today's offering is some 'caps of Gillian Kearney, currently starring on BBC Tv in a series called 'Sex, Chips & Rock'n'roll'. She doesn't seem to have done much before this, although I believe she played the younger version of Pauline Collins in the film Shirley Valentine." (Scoop's note: Pitters sends in raw caps. So far, every one of his contributions has been unique. If you care to edit them and make collages, he has no objection. Credit him if you care to be polite. If you aren't an editor, you don't want to see all 16. Just pick one in the middle somewhere, because they are all similar)
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Kearney
  • Pitters' next group is Saira Todd from "Holding On". Same general idea, but this time the captures are smaller, and there are three different camera angles, so pick one from each set-up. Sorry, but I just didn't have time to help with editing and collaging these, but you guys feel free. Todd, angle 1
  • Todd, angle 1
  • Todd, angle 1
  • Todd, angle 1
  • Todd, angle 1
  • Todd, angle 2
  • Todd, angle 2
  • Todd, angle 3
  • Todd, angle 3
  • There is no dedicated Pitters site, but his contributions are all archived in the back issues. Search for "Pitters" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
  • PAL
  • PAL just returned from holiday. Welcome back. here's Jeanne Moreau in "La Notte"
  • Marianne Basler in "Contrainte par corps"
  • Michele Mercier in "Shoot the Piano Player"
  • Mongoose
  • MonGoose's collection today is Jennifer Burton in "Play Time". Her partner here is Monique Parent
  • Jennifer Burton in "Play Time"
  • Jennifer Burton in "Play Time"
  • Jennifer Burton in "Play Time"
  • Jennifer Burton in "Play Time"
  • Spacek-Sarandon
  • Crow-Jewel
  • Spears-Aniston
  • Janet-Hewitt
  • ... more ...
  • Mariah Carey - paparazzi??? (Bashful Monkey)
  • Mariah Carey - paparazzi??? This one is absolutely worth a look. Quite a revealing rear view. (Bashful Monkey)
  • Susan Anspach, "Into the Fire" (GR)
  • Nina Kunzendorf on stage in the Schlachten festival
  • Regina Fritsch, on stage, in "Reigen"
  • Markie Post in a swimsuit on an episode of "Love Boat" (FR).
  • Movies from RDO
  • I don't need to introduce RDO to you unless you came from that Bowie planet. He is the Movie Baron, and has been featured in the weekend page since dirt was young. Speaking of RDO, I have a question for you guys. Some weeks ago, I made some hockey jokes about Jennifer Hetrick, and RDO (a Canadian) wrote back to say only the Canadians would get it. Is that true? What is a three goal game called in the rest of the world? You guys from hockey-playing nations - Swedes, Finns, Czechs, Russians, others, help me out here. And translate the expression back into English if you can, assuming it's not already in English. French Canadians, do you say "hat trick", or do you have a unique French expression? Note to RDO: your file names, for server purposes, are stripped of commas and spaces.
  • I've talked about The Man who Fell to Earth a lot in the past. I feel like Nic Roeg really blew it on this one. There are some elements of imagination, especially in the silent scenes on Bowie's home planet, and Roeg was a cinematographer, so the visuals can be striking. Unfortunately, he has no concept of story-telling. The movie is much too long, it includes many unnecessary scenes that do nothing for the plot (although some of them showed us more nekkid chickadees), there are beginner continuity errors, and the motivation of the characters is usually indecipherable, as if another story were taking place off camera. Too bad, it was a good story, and Bowie was quite perceptive in his portrayal. With another director it could have been a stunning and possibly very moving film.
  • Candy Clark in "The Man Who Fell to Earth". Bathtub
  • Candy Clark in "The Man Who Fell to Earth". Bathtub.
  • Candy Clark in "The Man Who Fell to Earth". Bathtub enlargement
  • Candy Clark in "The Man Who Fell to Earth". The remainder are the candlelit sex scene.
  • Candy Clark in "The Man Who Fell to Earth"
  • Candy Clark in "The Man Who Fell to Earth"
  • Candy Clark in "The Man Who Fell to Earth"
  • Candy Clark in "The Man Who Fell to Earth"
  • These next three girls appeared in cookie-cutter identical scenes with Rip Torn. Hilary Holland in "The Man Who Fell to Earth"
  • Hilary Holland in "The Man Who Fell to Earth"
  • Vive la France
  • You're gonna hate this if you hate naked French babes, because that'll be the next ten thousand links or so. This is Pascale Ogier in Eric Rohmer's "Full Moon in Paris", from Jean I. Web
  • Pascale Ogier in Eric Rohmer's "Full Moon in Paris.
  • Pascale Ogier in Eric Rohmer's "Full Moon in Paris.
  • Pascale Ogier in Eric Rohmer's "Full Moon in Paris.
  • As befitting his official status as the internet's official celebrity nude research library, RDO followed up on a couple of the suggestions from last week. He did "A La Folie". Here's Beatrice Dalle.
  • "A La Folie", Beatrice Dalle.
  • "A La Folie", Beatrice Dalle.
  • "A La Folie", Anne Parillaud. Difficult lighting, but a great scene, and RDO did a good job under impossibly dark conditions.
  • New guy chips in. Here's Catherine DeNeuve in "Missippi Mermaid", from Hannes Cap.
  • Catherine DeNeuve in "Missippi Mermaid
  • Amira Casar in "Ainsi soient-elles. From RVF. Find him at #france-celebs on the undernet.
  • Casar.
  • Casar.
  • Casar.
  • Casar.
  • Florence Thomassin in "Ainsi soient-elles". Also from RVF.
  • Thomassin.
  • Thomassin.
  • Thomassin.
  • Thomassin.
  • Thomassin.
  • Sophie Guillemin in "L'ennui". From Touch
  • Guillemin.
  • Guillemin.
  • Sophie Marceau in "Descente aux enfers". My French spelling isn't good, but I think that is correct and the file name has the words misspelled. Very good caps, very beautiful presentations from Touch.
  • Marceau.
  • Marceau.
  • Marceau.
  • Marceau.
  • Marceau.
  • Tuna
  • Dana Plato in the Different Strokes Movie.
  • Kari Wuhrer in "Sex and the Other Man".
  • Landon Hall in the Different Strokes movie.
  • Mathilda May in "Becoming Collette".
  • Snap-on, Snap-off
  • Or maybe that's "Wax-On, Wax-Off", or "Clap-on, Clap-off'. I always get the Snapper, The Clapper, and Pat Morita confused. Snapper is new to these pages in the past week, but he has come up with some kick-ass contributions. Marisa Berenson
  • Catherine Bailey.
  • Catherine Bailey.
  • Jane Birkin.
  • Desire
  • I don't know who Angela Nicholas is, but Desire does, and she scanned a ton of her doing some fun stuff!
  • Angela Nicholas.
  • Angela Nicholas.
  • Angela Nicholas.
  • Angela Nicholas.
  • Angela Nicholas.
  • Angela Nicholas.
  • Angela Nicholas.
  • DiamondEdge
  • Diamondedge presents Theresa Langley in "DreamMaster".
  • Theresa Langley in "DreamMaster".
  • Theresa Langley in "DreamMaster".
  • Patricia Skerjotis in "DreamMaster".
  • Patricia Skerjotis in "DreamMaster".
  • Kinda Mossy
  • Kate Moss paparazzi. Somebody's omnibus collection. Various sources, various scanners. Some good, some bad, some ugly.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • Kate Moss paparazzi.
  • More, More, More
  • ??? Kylie Minogue paparazzi from Ma-Scan.