Contact junior by writing Contact Scoopy by writing Contact Tuna by writing Send submissions to

Search by keywords:
In Association with
Use this search device to seek additional information from about any of the books or movies you read about here.
Hold on to your phasers gang...Jolene Blalock is here!

My two cents...this could be a great installment in the Trek family! Although they seriously need to lose the mega-lame-Dawson's Creek-opening credits. I can also see the communications/language officer getting really annoying really fast. Another minor point is that to me it seems illogical that the Vulcans would spend a 100 years helping the humans, but not helping them 100%. But that's a total Trek nerd rant that I'll spare all of you from for now.

Overall I'm pleased. Especially with the T&A let's hope they keep it up!

In last night's premiere the hot Vulcan babe had to strip down to her undies and lube up with some "decontamination gel". Here she is showing some great pokies. Thanks to DAI, Rookie, and Dracul for the 'caps.

  • Jolene Blalock (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Also...the crew of the Enterprise made their first trip to Rigel X, or is that Rigel XXX? Here are two barely dressed aliens. Again, thanks to DAI.

  • Tuna
    "Devil in Miss Jones" (1973)

    Devil in Miss Jones (1973) is a classic hard core directed by Gerard Damiano (who had a cameo appearance) and staring Georgina Spelvin as Miss Jones. Miss Jones, prim and proper, slits her wrists, and ends up in hells admitting room. They are not quite sure what to do with her, as they were planning on this virgin going to heaven, but she offers a solution -- she would like to sample lust, and lots of it. She is put in the capable hands of Harry Reams (both first and last name very descriptive of him), where she samples just about every perversion imaginable, including, vaginal, anal and oral sex, butt plugs, bath nozzle and fruit basket masturbation, girl/girl, a snake, and a sandwich. Once she is hooked, she is sent to spend eternity in a private hell designed especially for the new Miss Jones.

    The story isn't especially strong, but the acts depicted are very explicit. The early hard core efforts like Green Door and Deep Throat were heavy on plot. In this film Damiano was pushing the envelope as to what could be shown in a hardcore. Once there were no worlds left to conquer, there was a move to put plots back in (Debbie Does Dallas, for example). This freedom had a ripple effect. With explicit anal sex and spread beaver in hardcores, the exploitation folks could get away with simulated sex and limited full frontal. With full frontal in mainstream theaters on adults only night, mainstream films could get away with bare breasts. So even if you don't like hard core at all, you owe some allegiance to these pioneers, without whom we would not have nudity in mainstream film.

    IMDB readers say 6.6/10, which is about right. I will give it a C as a hardcore. The transfer is abysmal. I have included a before of image 18 for you to judge the quality. The original was color shifted, grainy, washed out full of noise, and the matting top and bottom was crooked. This is probably as good as it will get from this film, so I produced a lot of images.

  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails

  • Georgina Spelvin (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    I picked up Tick Tock on video because Tuna was so excited about it. My reaction to it was the same as his. It's one of the better films you never heard of.

    The first five or ten minutes were irritatingly amateurish, and when the director then turned back the clock, I thought "Oh, no". But once he started to peel back the layers, I was completely hooked. I compare it to Welles' A Touch of Evil - a film that is excellent despite being a "B" movie. Oh, it doesn't have fancy direction, big stars, and noirish atmosphere like Welles' picture. In fact, it is not even strong in those departments, but it has some things that make up for it, especially a narrative technique that sucks the audience in, a lengthy and violent crime and clean-up which are all committed by a stark nekkid woman, and a cool and appropriate ending.

    I didn't have a DVD, so I did a couple of simple storyboards instead of the usual large caps. Check back to the edition a couple days ago to see Tuna's large caps.

    • Kristen Minter (1, 2)

    Thanks to the reader who dropped a line to remind me to listen to the commentary to Blood Simple  I previously had ignored it, thinking it was some bullshit from a movie scholar. It is, in fact, exactly that, except that it a put-on made in co-operation with the filmmakers, using a non-existent film scholar to make fun of film scholars. Gotta love those Coen boys. I don't know if anyone could listen to 90 minutes of this, but it is hilarious in small doses, all done in the manner of John Cleese.

    Did you know

    • that the opening scene in the car was filmed backwards and with the actors hanging upside-down while mouthing the syllables backwards?
    • although the nude scene was composed so that the nether regions were excluded from the audience's sight, the crew could see the naughty bits. The lead actor was so well-hung that a female crew member fainted when he left the bed.
    • it was cheaper to create an animatronic dog than to train a real one, and also "there's no licking the genitals, or jumping up on the snacks table"

    Beverly Hood is the Beverly Hillbillies with an all-black cast. As good as it sounds. Nudity free, to boot.

    Along Came a Spider is a pretty lame variant on the supercriminal/superdetective genre. No nudity.


    The Skinemax movie "Creating the Perfect Man" has been on a few times with a little help from Helcrom, let's recap the nudity in case you haven't been able to stay up late.

    With the exception of the Stacey Howell college, all of these 'caps show the late night ladies having pseudo sex. Almost exclusively with Skinemax stud (and Kira Reed's husband) Daniel Anderson.

  • Michelle Hall, breasts, bum, very faint hint of pubes.

  • Stacey Howell, topless, rear, and full frontal views.

  • Jillion Jonis, fully nude, but all we see are bare breasts.

  • Amber Newman, no stranger to sport she is getting it on and showing breasts and bum.

  • Shauna O'Brien, in a thong and of course showing off her over-inflated robo-hooters. Personally I think they look very painful.

  • Zoe Paul, breasts, bum, and a frontal nude scene.

  • Stella Porter, boobs and bum in plain sight, and a hint of pubes too.

  • Regina Russell mostly breasts only, with a slight pube sighting.

  • UC99
    Tracy Griffith Melanie Griffith's half-sister wearing skin tight work out clothes, a showing a bit of pokies in the movie "All Tied Up" (1994).

    Esther Schweins The German actress also in skin tight clothing from "Im Fadenkreuz: Das Chamäleon

    Amanda Lear
    (1, 2)

    See-thru breast exposure on German TV.

    Sabrina Salerno
    (1, 2)

    Great cleavage circa 1988.

    As UC99 puts it....
    "Sabrina is an 80's queen of the "I can't sing but ..." category".

    Eva Herman Comments by UC99:
    Eva is a German TV host and presents (among others) the nation's most important news program "Tageschau" (review of the day). Used to wear incredible miniskirts back in the times when there were almost no vidcappers around. Gives us sometimes the illusion these times could come back.

    Teresa May Topless, and excellent rear nudity (including some gyno views) from "All Nude Page 3 Models".

    and ...
    Izabella Miko
    (1, 2)

    The Polish actress in topless 'caps from the lame vampire movie that's chock full of starlets and teen hunks..."The Forsaken". Scoop summed it up best in his review.

    Kathleen Turner
    (1, 2)

    Topless and some partial bum views from 1981's "Body Heat".

    Vanessa Bauche
    (1, 2)

    Very nice breast exposure with extreme nipplage in scenes from the Award winning Mexican film "Amores perros" (2000). Scoop also looked at this one recently. Click Here for his review.

    Britney Spears
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Love her or hate her...either way, until her 15 minutes are up we have to deal with this pop starlet. Here she is wearing several outfits that show skin (what are the odds). #2 is a rather interesting pose that Britney Spears should enjoy. Hmmm...her initials are B.S. and so is her "music". Again, what are the odds.

    Katherine Heigl A fantastic desk top wallpaper by Tetwall featuring the Roswell babe nude, but with an arm over the goods.

    Gwyneth Paltrow A beautiful collage of Gwyneth's breast exposure from "Shakespeare In Love", by Watty.

    Maria Ford
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    The Skinemax babe showing and everything! Boobs, bum, gyno views, pseudo sex, hot lesbo lovin', etc. Vidcaps from "The Key to Sex", by Schmutzfink.

    Celeb Nudity News
  • From IMDB news. This is the same play Kidman did that got so much press over the nude scenes.
    -Pat Reeder, The Comedy Wire

    Elle To Make Theatrical Debut

    Supermodel Elle Macpherson is following in fellow-Australian Nicole Kidman's footsteps by appearing in the stage show The Blue Room. The 37-year-old beauty, who has just launched her own range of lingerie in Britain, is to make her theatrical debut at Sydney's Theatre Royal next February. Paradise Road actor Paul Bishop is set to star opposite the supermodel. "The Blue Room revolves around sex and indeed it's a very sexy play," says the play's director Simon Phillips. He adds, "I guess it is handy to have at the center of the play, two characters with whom most people wouldn't mind having the odd sexual encounter and certainly Elle and Paul fulfill that requirement pretty persuasively."

  • The Funnies
    Thanks to Dr. Zorch for these images...

  • Osama Bin Laden has been found right here in the US!
  • A new paint job for Military aircraft.

    And Number 6 gets the credit for sending in these thoughts....

  • Observations on Sex...

    * "What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy

    * "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin

    * "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." Drew Carey

    * "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Woody Allen

    * "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Unknown

    * "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield

    * "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." Bill Kelly

    * "As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." Rev. Sydney Smith

    * "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen

    * "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns

    * "I can remember when riding motorcycles was dangerous and sex was safe." Unknown

    * "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." Matt Barry

    * "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." Unknown

    * "My kid had sex with your honor student." Bumper Sticker

    * "My sexual preference is not you." T-shirt

    * "Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." Michael Sinz

    * "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen

    * "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns

    * "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller

    * "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." Lynn Lavner

  • Click Here!