Live Nude Girls (1995) is a chick flick, but, thankfully, is also a treasure trove of female nudity. 6 women hold a slumber party as a sort of wedding shower for one of their number. The entire film is full of authentic girl talk, mostly about sex and relationships. While there was a certain voyeuristic pleasure in eavesdropping, an some of it was genuinely amusing, I ended up losing interest before the conclusion.

We had breasts or buns or both from Dana Delany, Kim Cattrall, Lora Zane, Laila Robbins, Olivia d'Abo and Cynthia Stevenson. IMDb readers have this at 5.6 of 10. Interestingly, the male and female scores are nearly the same. Berardinelli liked the performances, and awarded 3 stars. There is nothing wrong with the film. If the idea appeals to you, it is well made. C.

• There are 319 new pictures added to the L section of the encyclopedia. The updated volumes are highlighted in yellow.

Club Dread: Unrated Cut:

Other Crap:

• FilmJerk.com looks at John Waters's nasty new film, "A Dirty Shame"
• The trailer for White Noise, with Michael Keaton: "The 'White Noise' of the title refers to a phenomenon known as EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomena). Listen carefully, believers will tell you, and in amidst the white noise of a detuned radio you might hear voices...and in amidst the white noise of a detuned television, you might see faces. These, they'll tell you, are the voices and faces of the dead."
• The trailer for Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior.
• The entire Brady bunch (minus the late Robert Reed) is back together to celebrate the show's 35th anniversary with a reunion special, Still Brady After All These Years
• 'Sex and the City' star Cynthia Nixon is outed as a lesbian. That would have made a great plot twist on the show.
• Francoise Sagan, teenage rebel and best-selling writer, dies at 69. She's the novelist who wrote Bonjour Tristesse, an anthem to disillusioned youth that was one of the best-known books of the 20th century.
• 'Terminator 4' is ready to start production in 2005. (Speculation is that Ah-nuld will make a cameo.)
• Soldiers' Letters from the Front Lines. (Satire from WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
• GALLUP Poll: Still Close in Florida, Bush by Three Points (That's less than the margin of error)
• Siskel and Ebert called it "the most disgusting film ever made", and they've both seen Funny Lady! A look back at I Spit on Your Grave.
• How a new TV series creates realistic baseball action with computer-generated graphics.
• The trailer for ther documentary, Dust to Glory: "Each year fans and glory-seekers flock to Mexico for an infamous off-road race covering 1,000 miles of unforgiving territory. 'Dust to Glory' is the story of the Baja 1000-the madness and the mayhem."
• The Daily Show looks at the new prime minister of Iraq.
• One-time pop sensation Sinead O'Connor was back in the news Friday - by taking out a full-page ad pleading for people to stop making fun of her. Making fun of her? I didn't even know she was still alive.
• Gates remains atop list of richest for the 11th straight year, but looking over his shoulder at those Google boys.
• Sandra Bullock will finally take the plunge into marriage. She's 40, never been married.
• NBC times a new 'Seinfeld' special to mesh with the DVD release.
• Lots of stills from Ladder 49, the Firefighter drama with Phoenix and Travolta.
• "almost non-stop rough, crude and profane language, full frontal nudity, sexual imagery, obscene gestures, scatological humor, casual portrayal and descriptions of deviant sexual practices, a glorification of freewheeling sex and some sacrilegious imagery." That's John Waters's new movie, and JoBlo is asking him about it.
• Three clips from The Motorcycle Diaries
• Do you know the England of the movies?  
• Five clips from The Forgotten
• The FBI and Department of Homeland Security are looking for Brimbaw, Texas, which seems to be missing.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

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Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

Time to check in on the health and well-being of Hefmates and Pets of the silver screen. Things have gotten a bit better lately, with movies such as Dorm Daze, Seeing Other People and Boa vs Python featuring Hefmates as they were meant to be seen. Yet two of those movies, Dorm Daze and that Boa thing, have a couple of gals who've been doing the recent heavy lifting when it comes to nekkid movie Heffers. They are Katie Lohmann and Angel Boris.

Got Katie again in Auto Focus. Fully frontally nekkid, she is. WTF, you ask? Seen Auto Focus, have you? When did I start talking like Yoda, you wonder? The answer to a couple of these riddles lies in the fact that Katie was featured for about a second, as a gal from Dallas, captured on camera by Bob Crane and shown in B & W on a teensy-weensy television screen. So, sure, she's got nothing on, but you'd be hard-pressed to figure out it was her if ya didn't already know.

• Katie Lohmann

Dipping back, way back and even further back in time we got five other Heffers, cast as women with one purpose: to show us the goodies.

Slightly back is Pia Reyes in Forbidden Zone: Alien Abduction, made in 1996. Recall I thought this movie was so bad that nine babes in the altogether couldn't salvage it. One more reason to hate it: twas Pia's last role in cinema.

• Pia Reyes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

Farther back is Kym Malin, as the woman whose dress gets sucked off right before she flies out the chimney in Weird Science (1985).

• Kym Malin

Much farther back is Ellen Michaels in Deathmask (1981). The people who made this movie were so inept they couldn't come up with a way to move the camera closer to Ellen when she took off her top. BTW, Ellen was Hefmate for March 1972 and had, in my opinion, the most attractive body ever photograhed. Not that you can tell from these vidcaps. Sigh. Boys and girls, this was Ellen's only appearance on screen... ever.

• Ellen Michaels

And then really, really back there were Mary and Madeleine Collinson in The Love Machine (1971). Captured these from the kick-ass clip that Siloh posted to the Funhouse a couple of weeks ago.

• Mary and Madeleine Collinson (1, 2, 3)

So things are not so rosey when it comes to naked Heffers on screen; they are even worse for Pets. We're stuck, then, with Julie Strain and Michelle Bauer in sequels made a while back. Julie in Psycho Cop 2, made in 1993, and Michelle in Assault of the Party Nerds 2, made in 1995.

• Julie Strain (1, 2)
• Michelle Bauer (1, 2)

Where have all the babes gone? Well, the digital media of the internet and direct-to-market DVDs have siphoned off a lot of Hefmates, and all the Pets who haven't gone to or come from the porn world. Every gal has her own website and a fair number do things that require them to either strip and wiggle or strip and pose. No acting talent required. The flip side of it all is that producers of Skinemax features don't hire these women if they want to spice up their products: they hire cross-over pornstars like Diana Espen (aka April Summers) or Stacey Leigh Mobley (Holly Hollywood) or a dozen other professionals of the filmed copulatory arts. These are not happy trends. If I wanna see "adult film stars" I'll catch them in their own, revealing medium. Hefmates, however, were made to be Hollywood's eye candy.

Anyway, here are some strip-n-wiggle or -n-pose performances by Pets and Playmates.

Julie Strain, again, and Rebekka Armstrong (Hefmate for Sept. '86) in Hellcats in High Heels 3 (2002).

• Julie Strain (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
• Rebekka Armstrong (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

And then from H2OOOH, we have former Hefmates Anna-Marie Goddard, Jessica Lee, Kalin Olson and Tailor James; and former Pets Aria Giovanni and Sunny Leone... Pet of the Year for 2003, I think, and a real fave around the shop. That H2OOOH disk is a winner, and I've still got another half-dozen gals to cap from it.

• Anna-Marie Goddard (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• Jessica Lee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• Kalin Olson (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Tailor James
• Aria Giovanni (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
• Sunny Leone (1, 2, 3, 4)

Thar ya go, me hardies, that's it for now. Avast, ye maties and shivver me timbers, but this decline in Hollywood Heffers is really starting to trim my sails and run me through with a cutlass. A 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass, in fact.

Another batch of 'caps from the Ghost featuring late night cable regular, Regina Russell. Today we have a few video clips (zipped .wmvs) of scenes from the movie "Sex Files: Pleasureville" (1999).

• Regina Russell...breasts only in clips 1 and 3. Some rear views are added in #3 and there is some bad acting added to #4. (1, 2, 3, 4)

STUDENTS PUNISHED FOR DORM STRIPPER POLE
Girls Gone Wild II - Three male students at Jacksonville University in Florida have been punished for installing a stripper's pole in a dorm. They put up "Pole Dancers Wanted" signs and held a party where a $100 Victoria's Secret gift certificate was offered to the best dancer. Men paid $5, women got in free, and about a dozen female students competed as the men took photos. None of the women disrobed, but the three boys may be charged with violating the ban on indecent behavior. One said, "Honestly, we just wanted to say we had a stripper pole. We never actually expected girls to dance on it." * If he can say that with a straight face, we've found our replacement for Dan Rather. * There were a couple of guys at the dorm who wanted to dance on it, and that was a surprise, too. * They'll either be expelled, or they'll switch to business majors. * Man...When I lived in a dorm, they wouldn't even let us have a hot plate.

RING TONE MAKES BREASTS GROW
Ring-A-Ding-Ding! - Japanese counselor Hideto Tomachechi has created a cell phone ring tone that he claims makes breasts grow. He says it's based on two decades of research into subliminal effects of sounds on certain parts of the brain, and its sound waves send a "positive brainwashing" signal that makes the brain increase breast tissue. One young model said she thought it was a scam until her bust grew two centimeters in a week. Even with no advertising, it was downloaded 10,000 times in one week. Tomachechi is planning more ring tones that will help improve memory, boost sexual attraction, grow hair and quit smoking.