Gotta Run (26 Nov 1999 ) was the 13th and final episode of this Cinemax couples erotica series. We still have four sex scenes, three with the female lead, Michelle Von Flotow, aka Michelle Hall, and one with another woman, Jessica Sobel. Sobel shows breasts and buns, and Von Flotow shows everything, but they caught her crotch patch on camera. This time, Sobel's scene was first. We see her having sex with a guy when he is describing the experience to the male lead, a workaholic coworker.
He convinces the coworker to try Pleasure Zone, and he is matched with Von Flotow, but he keeps canceling dates because he has work to do. She finally visits him at the office with vodka and caviar in a skimpy outfit, but he sends her packing. We later learn that she had also been a workaholic, and was making a project out of curing him. Later, he fantasizes a sex scene with her. There is another broken date, and another fantasy sex scene, then Von Flotow lures him downstairs, blindfolds and handcuffs him, takes him home, and finally gets him to stop and smell the pussy.
These are all rather even in terms of quality, and also in the sex acts and positions they portray. They don't deviate too far from their formula, and don't waste much time on plot. I suppose you could describe them as mini romance novels, but with mostly sex and little or no plot. This is also a C.
Michelle Von Flotow
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Just fyi: the reasons for the *ridiculous* pricing for Salo are: A)
it was a Criterion Collection dvd, B) it was their fastest sellout
_ever_ , and C) their license either didn't allow a reprint or they
didn't have time before the license expired.
It's the single most sought after Criterion DVD. It came out
early ('99?) but I do remember that quite a few of the online stores
sold out of their allotment before they got product. Borders Books
(a girlfriend at the time worked at corporate) sold out of their
stock in 2 days, nationwide. It's a pretty amazing feat for a flick
that 99% of the (US) population wouldn't make it thru the first 10
A couple days ago, you had some great caps of Nikki Cox in the movie
"Run Ronnie Run!"
and I was wondering if you or you readers knew where I could find
any video clips. There has GOT to be some jiggling going on there!
Scoop says, "shoot,
I never thought to make a clip because she kept her clothes on, and
I don't own the movie. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?"
Pre-chubby Anna Nicole Smith in some serious
A model displays a transparent white blouse with an
orange trousers created by designer Miguel Palacios during the
Spring/Summer 2004 Pasarela Cibeles fashion week in Madrid
Wicked Weasel - Bikini Competition 09.03 - Round 5
Cold Creek Manor explained in a slideshow, using
stick figures. Strange,
South Park to introduce characters based on J-Lo
Gwyneth Paltrow gets a buzz out of shopping - after
buying five vibrators at a store called The Pleasure Chest.
Being a celebrity is pretty cool, but I can see why they get
annoyed by the lack of privacy. Would you want all your purchases
published on the internet?
"Metro police are looking for a man who was in
custody on escape charges"
He escaped from custody. Who could have guessed?
So which political figure won the vote for "looks
the most like Skeletor?"
Is it free speech or disturbing the peace? That's
the question promoters of a new energy drink are asking after
being arrested for simply saying the product's name this weekend.
'(Seth Garrett) says in a megaphone, 'Come get Sum Poosie, the
nation's hottest new energy drink,''
The American Film Institute awards the Charlton
Heston Award to ... Charlton Heston.
The award is given every year to the performer who is most
faithful to the image and ideals of Charlton Heston. When Heston
dies, he will also be eligible for the coveted Charlton Heston
Billy Crystal to Host Academy Awards.
Why did they change? I thought Steve Martin did a good. Oh, well.
The Governator to be joined by Senator Frasier?:
"Top-rated TV star Kelsey Grammer announced Monday night that he
would like to quit show business and enter politics - perhaps as
senator from California."
Weekly World News: "A LIKENESS of President George
W. Bush, dressed as the god Anubis, was carved into the wall of an
Egyptian mortuary temple 4,000 years ago. And an inscription under
the carving names the president Khenty-Imentiu -- chief of the
Westerners." Yeah, it
looks just like him. (cough) Blowjob (cough)
Proof that wealth can't buy class: the top four
ugliest cars on the road.
The six ugliest American cars since WW2
Hannibal Lecter Gets Hollywood Walk of Fame Star.
I was shocked to realize that Tony didn't already have one, so I
started looking up some info. Robert Redford, Mel Gibson, and
Clint Eastwood do NOT have stars. David Spade DOES.
Here's the complete
list of all the stars on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame
Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms.
Some of it totally disgusting. (See The Mung, for example.)
Blowjob Planet - The only blowjob counter in the
Cousin Mammy's World of Breast Euphemisms!
New England Patriots Cheerleaders
Japanese technology rules!
Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking
A map of Springfield, the home of The Simpsons
A federal court in Oklahoma has blocked the
national 'do not call' list that would allow consumers to stop
most unwanted telephone sales calls, one week before it was due to
archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
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review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Here's something to think about....
Nicole Kidman has the most-capped scene with Eyes Wide Shut, but who is the most capped babe? It is not Nicole, although her total of 102 puts her into 2nd place at the moment. And it is not, as The Gimp and I had figured, Julie Strain. She has been capped 93 times with 51 movies. In fact, Shannon Tweed, with only 29 movies, has been capped more often at 93 times (clearly Shannon's performances are often capped by as many as 6 people, whereas only one of Julie Strain's performances has been capped that many times).
So who is the leader, the one who could be rightly proclaimed as the poster girl for the Funhouse? Well, I'll let you know in a couple of days, once The Gimp has checked out two more possibilities.
In the meantime...Here is part two of Elizabeth Berkley in the skinema classic, "Showgirls".
You'll notice I paid particular attention to Dame Elizabeth's full-frontal scenes. There's some metaphorical justice to all that: throughout the movie she acted like one and showed off one.
- Elizabeth Berkley
|Fantastic 'caps by Vejiita of the Spanish actress. Gorgeous topless and full frontal views in scenes from "Son de mar" (2001).
||Bending over and giving us a great downblouse view of the goods at a red carpet event.
|Great collages by The Rock featuring the ladies (and cleavage) of the new NBC series "Las Vegas". As I mentioned on Tuesday, the eye-candy is outstanding and the cast is very strong, but the writing is uneven. It has potential, but they really need to figure out if they want to be a serious drama, or Melrose Place.
|Very nice toplessness in scenes from "Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor" (1994). 'Caps by the Skin-man.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
PETA SLAMS MARTHA STEWART
I Hear Neither Does Martha - The animal rights group PETA is criticizing
Martha Stewart for boiling live lobsters on her TV show recently, and
cooking soft cell crabs to death as they struggled in the pan. Martha told
viewers that lobsters don't have a central nervous system.
Not after she gets through with 'em, anyway.
Having no capability to feel pain is a prerequisite for working with
They're cold-blooded, inhuman creatures with no feelings... You'd think
she'd spare them as a professional courtesy.
DAVID LEE ROTH INJURES HIMSELF
Samurai Moron - David Lee Roth had to cancel the rest of his concert tour
after he hit himself with a staff he uses while doing a martial arts move
on stage. His spokesman said he was doing a "very fast, complicated 15th
century samurai move."
Correction: "trying to do."
Translation: "He kicked too high and gave himself a hernia."
This isn't the first time his uncontrollable staff has gotten him in
WEDDING CANCELLATION COSTS BEN & J-LO BIG
Ben Sez, "Worth Every Penny" - WENN News reports that the last-minute
cancellation of the Ben Affleck-Jennifer Lopez wedding cost the couple $3.2
million. J-Lo spent months planning the wedding, and it was too late to
get any deposits back. So they'll be stuck with the bill for the flowers,
security, rings, venue, honeymoon, suits and gowns. That includes $800,000
worth of Vera Wang bridesmaids' gowns and two Vera Wang wedding gowns
costing $320,000 each because J-Lo couldn't decide which one to wear.
Just keep 'em...She'll wear them both eventually.
Gee, couldn't she just find another groom really fast?
This is why you should always get your bridesmaids' dresses at Wal-Mart.
And to think, her parents took out a second mortgage to pay for all
MADONNA'S "ROSES" WILTING
Too Much Fertilizer - One million copies of "The English Roses," Madonna's
first children's book, were shipped in 30 languages and 100 nations - but
it's flopping. Even after Oprah hyped it, it's at #20 at Amazon.com and
sold just 8,000 copies in its first week in her adopted homeland of Great
Britain. Why? A Sacramento children's librarian told the Bee newspaper,
"It really is truly awful." She said she wouldn't read it to her storytime
kids because it's unoriginal, boring, preachy and hits you over the head
like a hammer with the moral that "jealousy is bad."
Madonna says she's obviously just jealous.
There's a Barney book on the same subject that's rendered with much more
It's over-the-top, yet boring -- like Madonna herself.
It's about a girl all the other girls are jealous of because she's
blonde and beautiful and perfect and she got to pose naked for a coffee
Just show your kids "Swept Away"...That'll put 'em to sleep.
ALANIS NEEDS GEOGRAPHY LESSONS
How Ironic - Alanis Morissette stunned 14,000 fans in Lima, Peru, when she
ended a concert by shouting, "Thank you, Brazil!" Amid a lot of criticism,
one newspaper said they forgave her and just assumed she was overcome by
"the emotion she felt for being in Peru."
...Or wherever the hell she thought she was.
What emotion? Disappointment?
Just when you thought Alanis Morissette couldn't get ANY more annoying.
Remember this the next time a rock star begins lecturing us on foreign