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Insatiable (1980) is from the Golden Era of porn, shot on a decent budget in LA and London, using 35 mm film, and it is probably Marilyn Chambers best, although not best known film. She is an heiress/model, and feels sexually unfulfilled. The film is bookended with masturbation/fantasy scenes, which included John Holmes and Mike Ranger. She does a great hot tub girl/girl with Serena, and, in what is widely considered one of the best adult scenes ever, loses her virginity on a pool table. The film also featured John Leslie. Chambers proves herself to be the master of deep throat, and you lesbian kiss fans will find a few images of her and Serena.
If you are a collector of Golden and Classic era porn, this DVD is a must have, and includes a commentary by Gloria Leonard and a slide show. IMDB readers have it at 5.9 of 10, which is quite high for a hard core. It is top of genre caliber, or C+.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
CQ is a film about a
young American film editor who is working on a sci-fi exploitation film in 1969
(a Barbarella clone), when he suddenly is handed control of the picture,
following the firing of the pretentious French director, and an injury to the
shallow American replacement director. The film offered some insights into the
film industry, and was touching in spots. The film-within-a-film was
sporadically hilarious (Billy Zane totally cracked me up), although they didn't seem to
know when this joke was getting tired.
Best of all, Elodie Bouchez got naked. Come to think of it, Elodie always gets
naked. She and Kate Winslet are battling it out for the early lead in the great
race to achieve the Nastassia Kinski lifetime achievement award for getting
naked in the most films. (Excluding those films where getting naked is the
entire point of the film, allowing which would probably propel Julie Strain to
the non-hardcore championship, with a number very close to triple figures.)
- Elodie Bouchez. By my count, this makes 15 movies in which she has shown
the goodies, and this is the fourth with full-frontal nudity, - she is only
29! Winslet, although only 26, has a lot of catching up to do, with only
seven instances of nudity, including three frontals.
The following new volumes have been added to
- Annette Bening
- Elizabeth Berridge
- Saffron Burrows
- Maribel Verdu (many of thess have never appeared in the Fun House)
- Jennifer Tilly
- Susan George
- Gia Gershon
- Rachel Griffiths
- Catalina Larranaga (I'm feeling old. She's in a whole bunch of films, and
her entire career has happened since 1998, two and a half years after we
started the site!)
Laura Bush tells
Sesame Street kids that Jesus will kill the HIV muppet. "Children,
this sad, sick, frightening puppet, who is about to die an agonizing death
and won't even remember your little names when he is writhing in agony as
Jesus kills him for being so sinful, is Jesus' cuddly little warning to you
to keep your knees together until you are in a Christian marriage." You have
to see the picture of Laura and the muppet. (In case you didn't know it,
whitehouse.org is a satire site. The real thing is at whitehouse.gov)
- Speaking of the Nigerian bank scam -
they caught one of the perps
of nudity from the Big Brother 3 group
- Need to hire a nude model? Hey, it's like chicken
soup - it couldn't hurt to hire one for your business. It's sure to liven up
those stodgy warehouse inventories. Even riveting or caulking can be great
fun when done near a nude model.
Tymanagement is your resource
- Movie Juice does their usual funny job reviewing
The Four Feathers,
or as they call it, Gunga Dim
- Art imitates life. Remember The Simpsons episode
with Michelangelo's sculpture covered up by a fig leaf.
based on a true story yet to happen.
Charlton Heston tours Alabama in support of the GOP gov candidate - until
the Democrat reveals that Charlton actually has endorsed HIM! (Bottom five
paragraphs) "Heston spokesman Bill Powers said it was made clear from
the beginning that Heston was visiting Alabama to voice his support for the
Republican Party, but he was not endorsing Riley" (their candidate).
Mr Powers will be played by Jon Lovitz. Yeah, just the party, not the
candidate, that's the ticket.
- One of the most important elements in a marketing strategy is the product
name. I don't think Messrs. Proctor and Gamble ever had
Shit-be-Gone in mind
for their toilet paper division. Very elaborate presentation.
- Get ready for pure entertainment.
Pamela Anderson will return to Baywatch in a
sensational one-off special where she will wed co-star David Hasselhoff.
- More lists. The
fifty sexiest stars in TV history
Korean film about a sexually-charged romance between an elderly couple has
been declared "unfit for public viewing" by the country's censors - despite
being a hit at Cannes.
- pretty funny stuff - Something Awful visitors create
movies that should
never be made, by combining unrelated films -complete with posters.
Clockwork Orange County, Thelma and Robin, etc.
- The five
best and worst Emmy moments
- According to The Smoking Gun, "Busta
Rhymes may be peddling Miller Lite in that funny new TV commercial, but it
doesn't appear that the rapper actually drinks that watery crap".
lingerie ad too racy for New Yorkers
An aide to Iraqi President
Saddam Hussein told reporters in Baghdad Tuesday that U.N. weapons inspectors
would be allowed “unfettered access” to any site they want to inspect in Iraq.
This gets my award for the story we all hope is for real, but probably isn't.
Oh, wait a minute- except for that Britney Spears / Anna Kournikova lesbian
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded
into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant
humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or
Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.
- Laure Marsac, the French actress goes full frontal in scenes from "Interview with the Vampire".
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
|Mr. Nude Celeb
Mr. NC takes a look at the Third Season of "The Sopranos".
- Annabella Sciorra, looking great only wearing undies and partially covered by sheets.
- Ari Graynor, undies only in the episode "Mr Ruggerio's Neighborhood".
- Ariel Kiley, topless while working the brass pole, and showing some serious pokie in link #4, from the episode "University".
- Drea de Matteo, tight shorts, plenty of pokies, cleavage, and a bend over view in scenes from the "Mr Ruggerio's Neighborhood" episode.
- Erica Leerhsen, more pokies from "Mr Ruggerio's Neighborhood".
- Jamie-Lynn Sigler, bra and some teaser partial breast exposure in the "University" episode.
Stefanie Von Pfetten
|The ladies of "40 Days and 40 Nights".
Here's the breakdown:
Emmanuelle Vaugier...shows a little breast exposure.
Monet Mazur...photocopies her crotch, too bad her undies are still on.
Shannyn Sossamon...brief nipple sighting.
Stefanie Von Pfetten...topless.
Unknown...bares a pair of robo-boobs.
Vinessa Shaw...cleavage only.
|Bening, is soaking wet and wearing white...which is always a good combo. See-thru bum and nipple views in scenes from "Valmont".
||Breast exposure in the deleted scenes from "True Romance".
||Great stuff by Cougar! Bootleg topless 'caps from "Igby Goes Down"!
||The "Everybody Loves Raymond" star showing lots of leg at the Emmy's. Thanks to Dragoon.
|The sexy Vulcan babe from "Enterprise" appearing in the new UK version of Maxim. Posing nude (goods just out of sight) in links 1,2 and 6. Barely dressed in the others. Great scans by AD.
||The "JAG" star showing a bit of cleavage at the Emmy Awards. Thanks to Squiddy.
|Robine van der Meer
||The Dutch TV star looking absolutely fantastic topless.
|Wearing a very shear top with excellent see-thru nipple visibility.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
President Bush told the U.N. to decide whether they want to do something to keep the peace or be nothing but a debating society.
They decided to spend the next 10 months debating that question.
POLICE SEEK BORDELLO VANS
Well, "Slowly"... - Police in Bangkok are trying to catch a gang operating a unique mobile brothel service. They offer sex in the back of a van that has curtains, music and a built-in bed, as it drives slowly and smoothly through town. For a lower fee, you can bring your own partner or have sex while the van is parked. It's so popular, they have at least five vans, but people still have to make reservations in advance. Police say they're hard to catch because they have cell phones and lookouts and are always moving.
Then again, Bangkok police don't do much about the stationary brothels, either.
Sometimes they spot a parked van a-rockin', but there's always a sign that says "No knockin'."
They go to the Chevy dealer and order the "Bill Clinton Option Package."
For $10 extra, they'll put on a Moody Blues tape and you can relive the night you lost your virginity.
NEW DRUG FAD: "SEXTASY"
Cock-Tail Drug - The DEA is worried about a new drug fad among gay youths that has spread from England and Australia. It's a combination of Ecstasy and Viagra, called "Sextasy." Ravers say Ecstasy heightens their senses and gives them the energy to dance all night, but hinders sexual function, which the Viagra cures. Doctors warn that "Sextasy" can cause heart problems or four-hour erections that can lead to anatomical damage.
But Bob Dole swears by it!
The only way to lose the erection is to watch "The Anna Nicole Show."
NUDE GUINEA A CULTURAL "TRADITION"
Is The Pole A Tradition, Too? - The organizers of a cultural festival in Papua, New Guinea, are asking tribal dancers to remove their tops and underpants in the name of tradition. Goroka Show chairman Mewie Launa said the dancers have always been topless, but now, they're performing in bras and with panties sticking out of their skirts. He said, "Our parents never did that." He declared that going topless and pantyless was part of New Guinea's "unique culture...It is in our blood. We should be proud of it."
And think what it'll do for tourism!
So tell your wives that when you go to a strip club, you're just appreciating the unique cultural traditions of New Guinea.
What's unique about the tradition of men wanting women to get naked?
Their parents never wore clothes! In fact, that's how they GOT to be parents!
STEPHEN KING ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT
Hasn't He Announced His Retirement Before? - Stephen King told Entertainment Weekly that he's about to retire from novel-writing after nearly 50 books. He said once he finishes the final three of seven "Dark Towers" novels and one called "From A Buick 8," he'll have "nothing left to say." "From A Buick 8" is about a possessed car, like "Christine," and King said, "That's as close as I want to get to repeating myself."
Especially after writing "From A Buick 1," "From a Buick 2," "From A Buick 3"...
It's so much like "Christine," in this book, the car is repossessed.
He could write "The Beast With 10 Fingers," about a man who can't stop typing.
If having nothing to say kept you from writing a novel, 95 percent of today's novelists would have to retire.
Environmentalists begged him to retire, while there are still a few trees left.