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Insatiable (1980) is from the Golden Era of porn, shot on a decent budget in LA and London, using 35 mm film, and it is probably Marilyn Chambers best, although not best known film. She is an heiress/model, and feels sexually unfulfilled. The film is bookended with masturbation/fantasy scenes, which included John Holmes and Mike Ranger. She does a great hot tub girl/girl with Serena, and, in what is widely considered one of the best adult scenes ever, loses her virginity on a pool table. The film also featured John Leslie. Chambers proves herself to be the master of deep throat, and you lesbian kiss fans will find a few images of her and Serena.

If you are a collector of Golden and Classic era porn, this DVD is a must have, and includes a commentary by Gloria Leonard and a slide show. IMDB readers have it at 5.9 of 10, which is quite high for a hard core. It is top of genre caliber, or C+.

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  • Marilyn Chambers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38)
  • Serena (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    CQ is a film about a young American film editor who is working on a sci-fi exploitation film in 1969 (a Barbarella clone), when he suddenly is handed control of the picture, following the firing of the pretentious French director, and an injury to the shallow American replacement director. The film offered some insights into the film industry, and was touching in spots. The film-within-a-film was sporadically hilarious (Billy Zane totally cracked me up), although they didn't seem to know when this joke was getting tired.

    Best of all, Elodie Bouchez got naked. Come to think of it, Elodie always gets naked. She and Kate Winslet are battling it out for the early lead in the great race to achieve the Nastassia Kinski lifetime achievement award for getting naked in the most films. (Excluding those films where getting naked is the entire point of the film, allowing which would probably propel Julie Strain to the non-hardcore championship, with a number very close to triple figures.)

    • Elodie Bouchez. By my count, this makes 15 movies in which she has shown the goodies, and this is the fourth with full-frontal nudity, - she is only 29! Winslet, although only 26, has a lot of catching up to do, with only seven instances of nudity, including three frontals. (1, 2)



    The following new volumes have been added to the Encyclopedia:

    • Annette Bening
    • Elizabeth Berridge
    • Saffron Burrows
    • Maribel Verdu (many of thess have never appeared in the Fun House)
    • Jennifer Tilly
    • Susan George
    • Gia Gershon
    • Rachel Griffiths
    • Catalina Larranaga (I'm feeling old. She's in a whole bunch of films, and her entire career has happened since 1998, two and a half years after we started the site!)

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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    • Laure Marsac, the French actress goes full frontal in scenes from "Interview with the Vampire".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    Mr. Nude Celeb

    Mr. NC takes a look at the Third Season of "The Sopranos".

    • Annabella Sciorra, looking great only wearing undies and partially covered by sheets.
      (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    • Ari Graynor, undies only in the episode "Mr Ruggerio's Neighborhood". (1, 2)

    • Ariel Kiley, topless while working the brass pole, and showing some serious pokie in link #4, from the episode "University". (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    • Drea de Matteo, tight shorts, plenty of pokies, cleavage, and a bend over view in scenes from the "Mr Ruggerio's Neighborhood" episode. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    • Erica Leerhsen, more pokies from "Mr Ruggerio's Neighborhood". (1, 2, 3)

    • Jamie-Lynn Sigler, bra and some teaser partial breast exposure in the "University" episode. (1, 2, 3)

    Emmanuelle Vaugier
    (1, 2)

    Monet Mazur

    Shannyn Sossamon

    Stefanie Von Pfetten


    Vinessa Shaw
    (1, 2)

    The ladies of "40 Days and 40 Nights".

    Here's the breakdown:
    Emmanuelle Vaugier...shows a little breast exposure.
    Monet Mazur...photocopies her crotch, too bad her undies are still on.
    Shannyn Sossamon...brief nipple sighting.
    Stefanie Von Pfetten...topless.
    Unknown...bares a pair of robo-boobs.
    Vinessa Shaw...cleavage only.

    Annette Bening
    (1, 2)

    Bening, is soaking wet and wearing white...which is always a good combo. See-thru bum and nipple views in scenes from "Valmont".

    Patricia Arquette Breast exposure in the deleted scenes from "True Romance".

    Amanda Peet Great stuff by Cougar! Bootleg topless 'caps from "Igby Goes Down"!

    Patricia Heaton The "Everybody Loves Raymond" star showing lots of leg at the Emmy's. Thanks to Dragoon.

    Jolene Blalock
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    The sexy Vulcan babe from "Enterprise" appearing in the new UK version of Maxim. Posing nude (goods just out of sight) in links 1,2 and 6. Barely dressed in the others. Great scans by AD.

    Catherine Bell The "JAG" star showing a bit of cleavage at the Emmy Awards. Thanks to Squiddy.

    Robine van der Meer The Dutch TV star looking absolutely fantastic topless.

    Gwyneth Paltrow
    (1, 2)

    Wearing a very shear top with excellent see-thru nipple visibility.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    President Bush told the U.N. to decide whether they want to do something to keep the peace or be nothing but a debating society.

  • They decided to spend the next 10 months debating that question.

    Well, "Slowly"... - Police in Bangkok are trying to catch a gang operating a unique mobile brothel service. They offer sex in the back of a van that has curtains, music and a built-in bed, as it drives slowly and smoothly through town. For a lower fee, you can bring your own partner or have sex while the van is parked. It's so popular, they have at least five vans, but people still have to make reservations in advance. Police say they're hard to catch because they have cell phones and lookouts and are always moving.

  • Then again, Bangkok police don't do much about the stationary brothels, either.
  • Sometimes they spot a parked van a-rockin', but there's always a sign that says "No knockin'."
  • They go to the Chevy dealer and order the "Bill Clinton Option Package."
  • For $10 extra, they'll put on a Moody Blues tape and you can relive the night you lost your virginity.

    Cock-Tail Drug - The DEA is worried about a new drug fad among gay youths that has spread from England and Australia. It's a combination of Ecstasy and Viagra, called "Sextasy." Ravers say Ecstasy heightens their senses and gives them the energy to dance all night, but hinders sexual function, which the Viagra cures. Doctors warn that "Sextasy" can cause heart problems or four-hour erections that can lead to anatomical damage.

  • But Bob Dole swears by it!
  • The only way to lose the erection is to watch "The Anna Nicole Show."

    Is The Pole A Tradition, Too? - The organizers of a cultural festival in Papua, New Guinea, are asking tribal dancers to remove their tops and underpants in the name of tradition. Goroka Show chairman Mewie Launa said the dancers have always been topless, but now, they're performing in bras and with panties sticking out of their skirts. He said, "Our parents never did that." He declared that going topless and pantyless was part of New Guinea's "unique culture...It is in our blood. We should be proud of it."

  • And think what it'll do for tourism!
  • So tell your wives that when you go to a strip club, you're just appreciating the unique cultural traditions of New Guinea.
  • What's unique about the tradition of men wanting women to get naked?
  • Their parents never wore clothes! In fact, that's how they GOT to be parents!

    Hasn't He Announced His Retirement Before? - Stephen King told Entertainment Weekly that he's about to retire from novel-writing after nearly 50 books. He said once he finishes the final three of seven "Dark Towers" novels and one called "From A Buick 8," he'll have "nothing left to say." "From A Buick 8" is about a possessed car, like "Christine," and King said, "That's as close as I want to get to repeating myself."

  • Especially after writing "From A Buick 1," "From a Buick 2," "From A Buick 3"...
  • It's so much like "Christine," in this book, the car is repossessed.
  • He could write "The Beast With 10 Fingers," about a man who can't stop typing.
  • If having nothing to say kept you from writing a novel, 95 percent of today's novelists would have to retire.
  • Environmentalists begged him to retire, while there are still a few trees left.