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This week: the movies of 1986-87

Street Trash

1987

Street Trash has some lovely nakedness by:

Jane Arakawa

Miriam Zucker

Nicole Potter

One woman not identified

Remember the videos, Bikini House Calls and Bikini Medical School (1996)? Me neither. They were written (sic) and directed (sic) by Michael Paul Girard. Well, he also did the honors for what I think was a TV show called Divorce Law, which went nowhere and none of us would know about it were it not for the work of the legendary Tuna. He captured the episodes decades ago and assembled a bunch of screen caps that you can find in the Back Issues.

But then Michael had the great idea of slamming together three episodes of the failed Divorce Law to make something that vaguely resembles a movie and three more episodes to make something else, again vaguely movie-like. He called them Brief Affair (1993) and Illegal Affairs (1993), which he released on direct to video. They were on the same discs as the Bikini things, so yeah, well I did what I could and here they are.

We got your good news and we got your bad news: lots of nekkid women, some of them in girl-girl coupling of the lightest sort, but a sound track that is mainly voice-over, akin to Penthouse Letters written with less subtlety and skill. That shit is painful to hear, much like listening to your redneck brother-in-law go on and on with “everyone knows” this and “alls I know” that.

Illegal Affairs

1993

All video clips here, collages below

Illegal Affairs is the better of the two from a purely Funhouse point of view because it has veterans

Lisa Comshaw

and Monique Parent (as a redhead, yes!!!),

plus Tamara Landry,

a tragically seldom-used Sheila Redgate,

a gal named Cyndi Lewis

and a one-time-wonder named Augusta Lane.

One last woman, a brunette, plays a character named Clarice Robbins, but nowhere – not in the credits, not in IMDb – is the actress named. Oh, the sadness, the horror.

Brief Affair

1993

All video clips here, collages below

Brief Affair has a group of B- and Z-list exploitation stars that includes

Anastasia Alexander,

Kathy Pasmore

and Veronica Carothers.

Lisa Hazelhurst and Deborah Dutch frolic together with a guy in one scene and with Anastasia in another.

Cyndi Lewis shows up again to complete her career in Hollywood

and so does a one-timer named Jessica Morgan (thanks to Tuna for identifying her).

Tuna also identified three women in a harem – the only thing I did here was provide the clip of that scene.

So, fine – not sure why I bought this disc years ago, but I grabbed the only things worth watching in this quartet of Michael Paul Girard creations, and now all of us can go on with our lives.

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