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Fappening: Round 2

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Masters of Sex (s1e11) featured the very first nudity from the gorgeous Caitlin Fitzgerald and some additional nudity from Lizzy Caplan

Caitlin Fitzgerald

Lizzy Caplan

Naked News
featured two extraordinary segments on the Sept 21st edition

Eila Adams did one of her naked Flex Appeal segments on the beach.

Kat Curtis and Melissa Childs played naked pool in a "Versus" segment

There was also some nudity on Boardwalk Empire last night, but it was from obscure performers, and I'm still straightening out the IDs. We'll look at it tomorrow or Tuesday.

Sin City 2

I wanted to see this movie, but I delayed, and it was gone from every theater after two weeks, having been established as one of the worst financial bombs of all time.

Rosario Dawson

Jessica Alba

Juno Temple

Eva Green

The Homesman


Tommy Lee Jones told The Guardian that this film was really about American imperialism, manifest destiny, and probably, for all I know, the Wilmot Proviso and the Gadsden Purchase. I sure Tommy is a bright fellow with a Harvard degree and a belief in justice and truth, but personally, I only have so many hours in the day, and I don't plan to waste any on them watching a movie about this kind of preachy, pedantic, ideological, sincere bullshit.

So let's get to the 1080hd nudity:

Hilary Swank did a dark topless scene and a dark, distant full frontal

Sonja Richter was topless in an unpleasant scene where she pricked herself with sewing needles.

Sonja (mousy brown hair) joined Grace Gummer (black hair) and Miranda Otto (red) in a nude but unrevealing bathing scene.

Remember Miranda Otto? She was gorgeous, did more than a half-dozen nude scenes in the nineties and early oughties (see her below in 2000's Kin), and even landed the role of Eowyn in the Lord of the Rings films. She almost reached stardom. So close.

Unfortunately, coming close doesn't work as well in the movie industry as it does in horseshoes. She's 46 now, and the movie business is notoriously unkind to middle-aged actresses, so she takes whatever jobs she can get.

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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season two

today: episode nine

Katie Wall

Susie Q

Going back to the French theme for a few weeks:

The Hot Nights of Linda

The Hot Nights of Linda aka Les nuits brûlantes de Linda (1975) has lots of nudity.

 In the Blu-ray extras there are some hardcore scenes by Alice and Lina, although the quality is poor.

The women are:

Alice Arno

Alice Arno in the extras

Catherine Lafferiere

Lina Romay


Lina Romay in the extras

Monica Swinn

Veronica Llimera

Veronica Llimera in the extras

Defoe's picks o' the week:

Melanie Laurent in Enemy (2013) in 1080hd

Ludivine Sagnier and Charlotte Rampling in Swimming Pool (2003) in 1080hd

Sophie Aubry in Pas de Scandale (1999) in 1080hd

TV and Film Clips

Emily Bennett in House of the Witchdoctor (2013) in 1080hd

Callie Stephens and Summer Bills, also in House of the Witchdoctor



Nina Schwabe in Hans Dampf (2013)