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TV Round-Up
Here
is the HD version of the
brief
and anonymous topless
scene on Strike
Back,
s4e6 (the LQ version was
on yesterday's page).
Serangoon
Road is a
new series, the first
in-house production of
HBO Asia, "a ten-episode
detective noir series
set against the
tumultuous backdrop of
1960s Singapore, when
the global balance of
power is shifting and
Singapore is at its
crossroad; a time when
the British colonial
rule is coming to an
end, independence is on
the horizon, and the
island state can finally
forge its own identity."
The premiere featured
some side-boob and a
brief nipple view from Maeve
Dermody. (Just a
nipple-slip? Apparently
HBO Asia is more modest
than the American
version.)
There
was a somewhat
better version of
the Faye Marsay sex
scene in the Starz
version of The
White Queen,
e6, as compared to the
BBC version.
The American version
included a clear
look at her breasts
while she was
standing (see
below). I guess it
would have been a
full frontal if not
for the digital
addition of
extra-large flames
from those candles.
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* Yellow
asterisk:
funny (maybe).
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White
asterisk:
expanded
format.
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asterisk: not
mine.
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No
asterisk: it
probably
sucks.
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OTHER
CRAP:
Catch
the deluxe the
deluxe version
of Other Crap
in real time,
with all the
bells and
whistles, here.
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The Curious Dr. Humpp
1969
Brainscan's
comments:
The
Curious Dr. Humpp is a
50's scifi monster movie
(The Brain That Would Not
Die) as though it were
filmed in the 70's by Russ
Meyer. So Dr. Humpp
- now there's some
subtlety right there -
sends out a henchmonster
to capture folks as they
engage in sexual
activity. He is not
discriminating. Boy
on girl? He gets
em. Girl on
girl? Them,
too. (I guess that
makes him the Bi-Curious
Dr. Humpp.) A gal
engaged in autoerotic
fingerplay? Yup, her
too. And a
stripper. Did I
mention the
stripper? Even a
foursome of self-described
hippies. Why, you
ask, does he want or need
people doing the sexy
thing? Because the
good doctor isolates from
them the elixir of life
for a brain in a jar that
just keeps on
living. Fine, fine,
sure, sure. The
point is this: the whole
kind-of-plot thing is
designed to get a bunch of
women nekkid as often as
possible. The
hippies, alone, go on
forever, which is both
good and bad because those
gals were the ones I could
not identify. The
women for whom name and
face/body could be matched
were Gloria Pratt as the
stripper, Greta Williams
as the self-pleasuring gal
who finds a partner
post-kidnapping, Mary
Albano as one of the
lesbians (the other?
I dunno) and Susana
Beltran as Dr. Humpp's
faithful nurse. Now,
Ms. Beltran is worthy of
special note because she
possessed the kind of
hooters women pay big
bucks to get but fail
every time.
Seriously, if augmentation
surgery gave every woman
those hooties there would
be many more plastic
surgeons and lots of happy
men. Anyway, the
movie goes along and there
is this protagonist
newspaper reporter who has
the James Bondian ability
to turn a woman to his
side by pairing up with
them and finds a gun and
alerts the authorities and
it all comes crashing
down. Yay.
Today: a clip of Mary
Albano and Michel Angelo
collage of Albano, who is
probably not related to
Captain Lou
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Waiting
(1991)
Aussie comedy about a
surrogate mother just
about to give birth.
Noni
Hazlehurst: very
pregnant nude even
flashing her wallaby
while skinnidipping.
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10
Rules for Sleeping
Around
(2013)
Johnny's
comments:
10
Rules for Sleeping
Around is a bedroom
farce comedy set in
on a weekend of a
massive celebrity
party hosted by
Jeffrey Fields
(Michael McKean).
Ben (Chris
Marquette) is talked
into suggesting a
threesome with his
long term love Kate
(Tammin Sursok) by
his best friend
Vince (Jesse
Bradford), which
Kate blows off but
see it as a sign the
relationship is
struggling.
Meanwhile, Vince is
apparently in an
open relationship
with partner Cameron
(Virginia Williams),
who is using Kate's
summer house in the
Hamptons to conduct
a weekend romp with
the much younger
Hugh (Reid Ewing). A
series of
misunderstandings
leads to Kate
desperately going
after Cameron to
alert her of Vince,
who Ben gave
permission to use
the summer house for
his own weekend
romp. Except, Ben
has let a writer he
is wooing to sign
with his company use
the house without
Kate knowing. So,
they end up at the
summer house where a
series of
misunderstandings
and sexcapades leads
into the biggest
party of the year.
Or something. You
know the drill with
bedroom farces, lots
of misunderstandings
and comical
situations, but is
usually very hit and
miss, mostly miss,
as is the case with
this movie. It's fun
enough, but never
really aims high.
It's not all bad
though ...
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