Monday

The Signal

2007

I never could make the slightest bit of sense out of this bizarre low-budget sci-fi/horror film that plays out like Videodrome meets Re-Animator, as told by James Joyce in the style of Finnegan's Wake.

And I'm not joking. I have absolutely no idea what was going on. It is truly one of the oddest films I've ever seen.

There is only a tiny bit of non-explicit nudity. Sorry about that. I watched five R-rated movies today, and not the slightest bit of flesh except this quick look at Anessa Ramsey pulling on her undies.

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Una Noche Con Sabrina Love

(2000)

Una Noche Con Sabrina Love is a coming-of-age comedy about a 17-year-old living in a small town in Argentina. He wins a write-in contest to spend a night with his favorite porn star, Sabrina Love (Cecelia Roth), but he has no way to get to the big city to collect his prize. After jumping off a boat, then swimming to and scaling a bridge, he hitch-hikes the rest of the way to Buenos Aires, where we learn that he also hopes to visit his gay brother.

Tomas is told that he has to wait for a few days before his big date with Sabrina Love. In the interim, he meets an eccentric homeless poet, almost hooks up with an older woman, gets to know his brother again, and then finally loses his virginity to the porn star. Somehow, through all of this, he manages to grow up.

This is a very good coming-of-age film with some humorous moments and some real insights.

Julieta Cardinali

Cecelia Roth

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 
 

Michelle Bauer

Part 7 of 7

Cavegirl (1985)

Third party Michelle Bauer film clip.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 
         
   

Centerfold Screen Test 2

(1986)

Scorpion helps Brainscan wrap up Michelle Bauer week with this clip.

 
 
   
         

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

"Friends"

Jennifer Aniston

episode: "The One After the Superbowl"

episode: "The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

enter the DragonScan
Sherilyn Fenn in Boxing Helena

I don't even know what she's doing these days, but for a while there, in the late 80s and early 90s, she was my favorite naked celebrity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This section will present film clips to accompany Charlie's collages (which are found in his own site).

This group constitutes all the latest from the Defoe collection:

Catherine Marchal in MR73

Romane Bohringer's latest in season two of Nos Enfants Cheris

Two more from Nos Enfants Cheris:

La Casta in La Jeune Fille et les Loups

Jennifer Lauret in Bebe a Bord

Emmanuelle Boidron in Bebe a Bord

Geraldine Lapalus in SOS18

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Film Clips

I don't know anything about a new film called The Art of Travel. It's rated high at IMDb, but with only 66 votes. Rotten Tomatoes tells about the same story: only eight reviews, but five are positive. Variety concluded that the flick had no commercial potential: "Overacted and overblown, pic will underwhelm commercially, with theatrical perhaps limited to friends and family."

Anyway here's Angelica Baran (samples right) ...
... and here's Sylvia Spross and Annie Huntley (sample right)