"Les Blessures assassines"
Les Blessures assassines (2000), or Murderous Maids, is another French telling of one of the more horrible murders of the last century. Sisters Léa Papin and Christine Papin (Julie-Marie Parmentier and Sylvie Testud respectively) murdered their employer and her daughter when the two discovered their lesbian relationship. If this sounds familiar, it is because we saw the same story as Sister My Sister. This version has better production values, and traces the early history of the girls. On the other hand, it is so evenly presented and slow paced, that you don't end up investing any emotion in the story at all. The outside locations were perfect, and both lead actresses did a good job, but the screenplay was written such that the audience is never drawn in.
Sylvie Testud shows breasts and buns, and Léa Papin shows everything, including a long, well lit full frontal. IMDB readers have this at 6.9 of 10, and it won acting awards for both stars. Any story retelling a well-known incident from real life is stuck adhering to the facts, so some of what is wrong with this film was unavoidable. It scored well with the critics, and has a 93% positive overall, and 100% positive from the top guys. It would be hard to criticize this film without comparing it to Sister My Sister, and such comparisons are never fair. Judged on its own, it is a well made film, but one that is more of a history lesson than an emotional experience. C.
"Kickboxer 4: The Agressor"
Kickboxer 4: The Agressor (1994) is a true sequel to the first three in that they have a common hero and a common villain. This time, Sasha Mitchell has been in prison, framed by Kamel Krifa, who has become a major drug lord in Mexico, has kidnapped Mitchell's wife, and holds an invitation only kick boxing match at his compound. The DEA springs Mitchell on the condition that he enter the match and kill Krifa. The rest of the film is evenly split between the fights, and simulated sex.
Jill Pierce shows breasts twice, first, trying to seduce one of the fighters, and later, after having sex with him. Two blonde unknowns also show breasts and buns in a sex scene. IMDB readers have this at 3.4 of 10. While the location wasn't as exotic as many in the genre, the production values were much better than usual, and there were more fights and fighters. On the negative side, the fights had a certain sameness to them and became boring quickly. This is a C-, as a barely adequate kick boxing flick.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
volumes: Romane Bohringer, Vanessa Redgrave, Charlotte Rampling,
Sheeri Rappaport, Kira Reed, Tara Reid, Christina Ricci, Rena
Riffel, Tanya Roberts,
Rebecca Romijn, Debbie Rochon, Regina Russell, Theresa Russell,
Lina Romay, Candice Rialson, Joely Richardson, Miranda Richardson,
Winona Ryder, Katharine Ross, Rachel
Roberts, Sydne Rome
Brooke LaVelle in today's Funhouse is aka Brooke Larele from Embrace
the Darkness 3, capped by lil ol me in the 04-30-03 issue.
Heaven only knows what her last name will be in the next Oscar
winning performance. Your caps were primo.
For Finnish films it's difficult to find an online store that ships
internationally. Maybe this will change when more titles come
available, maybe not. For now the only online store that I know is
(shipping to Europe, not sure about other areas) and their site is
mostly in Finnish too so ordering can be tricky... But by sending
them email things have worked out before. You will find contact
details under the title Yritysinfo on top of the page. See also
http://www.kotimaisetdvdelokuvat.cjb.net/ for Finnish titles
available on DVD (the column on the left).
I obtained Levettomat DVD at
. DVD was a little pricey but
they shipped to me in the USA. Also their site is in English.
SCOOP's note: although Honte is no longer an active capper, you
can still reach him at
email@example.com, and he should be a good resource for
information on Swedish material, maybe the neighboring countries as
A recent letter to your Mailbox has cut me to the quick...
A member wrote: "Celebrity Sleuth has some pictures of Zora from Joe
Millionaire showing her tush from some calendar. They look fake but
they're apparently real."
Part of your response was: "These pictures can't be the July
cheesecake pic from the calendar...with no nudity." Well, just
in case your Fun House members have forgotten, Sleuth don't do
"fake." I bought the pics directly from the female photographer who
took them, Boz Swope...who shot Zora on two separate occasions. In
fact, Boz told me that she had "a time time getting Zora to keep
enough clothes on"...since the calendar wasn't allowed to show any
nudity. Things, however, kept slipping out or showing up that
clearly couldn't be used. I selected the quartet we ran from a sheet
of 20 ORIGINAL SLIDES that were "outtakes" from the calendar shoot
(since they "showed too much skin"}. These were the most
I can assure you and everyone else that they are not "fake" or
doctored in any way.
Never doubted it for a second.
Find the original
AmIAnnoying.com: Most and Least Annoying
Celebrities (Based on votes)
John Ritter is one of the least annoying, although his annoyance
level was greatly reduced by the fact that he died. Now he's only
annoying in reruns.
Heather Carolin, Playmate of April 2002, Free Nude Gallery
Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
Bare-breasted Reed Dance maidens are the target of
pornographers and their images are being flashed on internet porn
sites. This is the fear of the organisers of the visually
spectacular annual event in which thousands of teenage Zulu
maidens perform dances for King Goodwill Zwelithini.
"Welcome to House O'Chicks Home of the Wondrous
Cast announced for The Usual Suspects 2.
Or not. Which one of these guys is Benicio del Toro?
Dennis Miller on the North Korean Nuclear Testing
Business: "If the North
Koreans are serious about this test, and I don’t sense they’re the
masters of the practical joke, I think we have to test one of ours
The 10 greatest publicity stunts in pop music
WARNING: beware of false e-mail letters from E-bay.
This is a prevalent scam now circulating on the internet.
WARNING - avoid the Swen
worm. And, needless to
say, don't ever click on an .exe file unless you know exactly what
the hell it does.
The 20 Top Online Cyber-Pickup Lines
There's a somber mood at the telemarketers
convention, since they can no longer call anyone.
I'll bet your hearts are just bleedin' for them, eh?
MovieWeb - Underworld. Some
nice pics of Kate Beckinsale in her tight costume
90 Recall Candidates to Appear on Leno.
Freethought Debate - Yahweh
had a wife? Archeologists
compare the hard evidence to the Old Testament. Pretty
A blind musher will be allowed to compete in the
2004 Iditarod Dog Sled Race,
presumably using seeing-eye dogs.
Robert Duvall finally gets a star on the Walk of
Fame. Just a few weeks
after David Spade.
Bobby Riggs lost to Billie Jean King 30 years ago
today, in the Battle of the Sexes.
(Bobby was the boy, Billie the girl, in case you're too young to
Zogby Polls: "Do you think
President Bush deserves to be re-elected or do you think it is
time for someone new? "
The "someone new" response has increased 14 points in
just the past three months, after holding fairly steady for a long
Women who have cosmetic breast enhancement surgery
may have triple the risk of suicide compared to other women.
The article is headlined, misleadingly, "Breast Implants Increase
Suicide Risk", which is an incredibly dense conclusion for a
science site. I am no advocate for implants, but obviously, there
is no cause/effect relationship proven. A more likely conclusion
would be "women who would like breast implants are three OR MORE
times more likely to commit suicide than women who would not
consider the operation" - and that would be true whether they
actually get the implants or not. Both a desire for breast
implants and suicide reflect a dissatisfaction with their existing
life. In fact, you might argue that the breast implants may
actually make it less likely that those women will commit suicide,
to the extent that their self-image is improved.
What is the largest living thing on earth?
Did you guess the blue whale? Kathy Bates? Wrong.
Old Hitler Article Stirs Debate:
"A fawning 1938 article by Homes & Gardens magazine about Hitler's
Bavarian mountain retreat remains widely available on the Web,
even after the discoverer and original poster of the article took
it off his site when the magazine demanded its removal. The
article depicts Hitler in glowing terms, such as the "Squire of
Wachenfeld," and extols him as a talented architect, decorator and
raconteur who "delights in the society of brilliant foreigners,
especially painters, singers, and musicians."
Adolf Hitler and Real History
- here is the complete original article
Ain't It Cool News - says: "rumors have it that
Kevin Costner is about to make a musical-movie about... FIDEL
CASTRO! " Down in Cuba there's a man, and Fidel is his
name-o. F-I-D-E-L, and Fidel is his name-o.
"One fax to eBay from a lawman - police investigator, NSA, FBI or
CIA employee, National Park ranger - and eBay sends back the
user's full name, email address, home address, mailing address,
home telephone number, name of company where seller is employed
and user nickname. What's more, eBay will send the history of
items he has browsed, feedbacks received, bids he has made, prices
he has paid, and even messages sent in the site's various
BRIT'S A WEE BIT CHEEKY.
Mouseketeers peeing in public? It doesn't strike me that Brit is
trying to be the Annette of her generation. She's less like Mickey
Mouse, and more like Mickey Rourke.
A PHOTOGRAPHER claimed yesterday he was furiously
abused by Paul McCartney then dragged away by 'minders'."
The Atlanta Falcon cheerleaders
You don't think Africa has enough problems yet? -
Look up, in the tree, it's a crocodile!
The Oracle at Bacon is now The Oracle at Terminator.
Calculate the Arnold Number for any actor or actress. I found out
that Anson "Potsie" Williams cannot be linked to either Arnold or
a tribute to Buck Rogers babe Erin Gray
Abominable Snowman is 'just a bear'
: to be precise, the Himalayan Brown
Bear (Ursus Arctos).
Slideshow: see the richest men in the world when
they were young dorks.
Tina Marie Jordan, Playmate of March 2002, Free
Nude Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for inclusion in Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
I recently picked up the "Collector's Edition" of the 80's classic, "Amazon Women on the Moon". Of course most folks know how much we love that movie here, but I have put the "collector's" part in quotes because in this case, it doesn't mean squat.
Yes there are deleted scenes...but they were primarily scenes that deserved to be deleted.
Yes, there was a short collection of outtakes...but they were not funny. (although there was some extended nudity by some unknowns)
Other "features" included original theatrical trailers, and assorted lanugage options, but no commentary or worth while previously unseen footage. All in all, nothing deserving the 'special' title.
Now back to the movie....
A quick recap: The movie is a collection of skits that mostly poke fun of movies and television. There are a few skits that are "real life" bits, but those aren't as clever as the movie/tv parodies. For the most part, the skits are presented to the audience as if we are watching TV and channel surfing.
Although some of the sketches are now a little out of date, there are still some parts of this movie that always crack me up, even after 16 years and dozens of viewings. In particular...the "Bullshit or Not" sketch offering the theory that 'Jack the Ripper was actually the Loch Ness Monster' (1,
2), and of course the funniest parts of the movie...every time we see my hero, Don "No Soul" Simmons!
Another fun reason to watch this...a whole mess of celebs are in this flick. At the time of filming, some were kinda famous, some were old classics, and some would become really big later on in their careers.
Here's a list of some of the stars of the movie:
Arsenio Hall, before "Coming to America" and "The Arsenio Hall Show"
Monique Gabrielle, not long after her spread in Penthouse
Michelle Pfeiffer, before she really hit it big
Joe Pantoliano, long before "The Sopranos"
David Alan Grier
Rosanna Arquette, just after "Desperately Seeking Susan"
Steve Guttenberg, even though we usually make fun of him, he was big star back then!
Robert Picardo, pre-"Voyager"
Ed Begley Jr., at the time he was on one of TV's biggest shows, "St. Elsewhere"
Kelly Preston, at the time, just a starlet and not yet Mrs. Travolta
Ralph Bellamy, not long after starring in the Eddie Murphy/Dan Akroyd/Jamie Lee Curtis hit, "Trading Places" (1983)
Howard Hesseman, at the time, Dr. Johnny Fever was starring in the popular TV show "Head of the Class"
Corinne Wahl, 3 time Pet of the Month and one time Pet of the Year
Andrew Dice Clay, just before the Diceman really hit it big.
As mentioned above, two Pets along with a couple of unknowns were topless. Monique Gabrielle also gave up the other 2 B's, and Sybil Danning added a bunch of cleavage.
- Sybil Danning
- Monique Gabrielle
- Corinne Wahl
TomKru goes all out and deliver's FULL coverage of Italian babe Deborah Caprioglio 's nudity in the Tinto Brass movie "Paprika" (1989). How full? Well this is only HALF of the 'caps!
We see breasts, bums, bush, close ups, gyno-views...everything from pretty much every angle!
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- Deborah Caprioglio
||Salma'a amazing, beautiful and gorgeous bare breasts in scenes from "Frida". Thanks to ZonononZor for this fantastic collage.
|From Señor Skin....New this week on DVD, a couple of artificially large breasted babes in scenes from the Dustin Hoffman/Edward Burns/Rachel Weisz box office dud "Confidence". Ruben is topless while giving a lapdance and Sheffield shows off her robo-hooters in a completely see-thru top.
Ruben can currently be seen in theaters in "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star". Sheffield has done a couple of other B-movies like "Cheerleader Massacre" and can also be seen on the big screen in the new George Clooney movie "Intolerable Cruelty".
By the way, both of these ladies have something in common...they both did guest spots on one of my favorite TV shows, "Son of the Beach".