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Boomerang (1992) is a comedy Romance written and staring Eddie Murphy, and, after a couple of disastrous tough guy roles, he returned to light comedy, which he does quite well. Here, he is a high level executive in a cosmetic company, and a real pussy hound. When he finds himself working for Robin Givens after a merger, she becomes his target, but she turns the tables, and uses him as a tranquilizer to relieve tension and nothing else. Meanwhile, Halle Berry, who works in the same firm, and is sweet, loving, and talented, is attracted to Murphy. Of course, it takes the entire film for Murphy to get with Halle.

Murphy, Givens and Berry all were perfect in their roles, and provided the enjoyment. Much of the humor was cultural, that culture being upwardly mobile blacks, but I still laughed in parts. Ebert liked it a lot at 3 stars, but IMDB readers say 5.1 of 10. Givens shows her breasts twice in very dark sex scenes with Murphy. It is a watchable comedy, although a little long at 118 minutes, and earned $131M worldwide against a $42M budget. The proper score is C.

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  • Robin Givens (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    "Red Shoe Diaries: Slow Train"

    Red Shoe Diaries: Slow Train (1996) contains the only known full-frontal from Athena Massey, and was requested by a reader. Although it has the usual capture problems associated with Red Shoe Diaries, namely soft focus, strange lighting, and too many cross fades and quick cuts, I was able to get several views of her bush. It is the mid 30s, and Massey hits the rails so there will be one less mouth to feed at home. A sleazy photographer talks her into posing nude for $5.00, then she escapes him and hopes another freight, where she meets a gentle man on his way to California. She elects to give her virginity to him.

    This is not the worst of the series. Zalman King himself directed. In fact, a little more effort in making the photography clearer, and it would have been entertaining. IMDB readers have it 4.0 of 10, but with only 7 votes. This is typical series fare -- very soft core aimed for the couples market, and is a C-.

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  • Athena Massey (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18)

    A Tuna Milestone...

    I am not sure why we attach greater importance to numbers that end in lots of 0s, but they are picked for special attention. A 50th wedding anniversary is big news, but a 57th passes unnoticed. The year 2000 was a big deal, but 2002 is just another year. At any rate, with tonights images, I have passed a personal milestone. I have now created over 30,000 composite images from 1,736 films, mainly on DVD. The images include nearly 2,300 identified actresses. All of this has taken just over 3 years and 3 months. I hope I am able to continue to find suitable material, and will be able to announce another milestone on this page in a couple more years.

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Singin' in the Rain has been released in a special 2-disk DVD edition with an extra disk of special features. The features include a 96 minute documentary on Freed musicals, and a brand-new "making of" documentary on "Singin'", narrated by Debbie Reynolds. There is also one additional musical number which was deleted from the final cut. No nudity. (It's rated G, so watch with your kids)

    Enigma is a kinda-OK movie, a fictionalized account of the WW2 codebreaking done at Bletchley. I was interested in the subject and still found it slow going, and it is the worst quality DVD I've ever seen, so skip it if this doesn't sound like your kind of material. This link goes to Tuna's review, because I just don't have anything further to say

    • Saffron Burrows. These images suck, but they are the best I could do with the captures. (1, 2)

    MrSkin did a tribute to Raquel Welch's daughter, Tawnee

    The Skinmeister also came up with some new captures of Laetitia Casta in The Blue Bicycle


    Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated

    There are new encyclopedia volumes for

    • Uma Thurman
    • Emma Thompson
    • Lea Thompson
    • Andrea Thompson
    • Ornella Muti
    • Jamie Lee Curtis


    Here are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    • Athena Massey, the unofficial Fun House babe of the week topless, rear nudity and doing a little sport humpin' in scenes from "Termination Man" (1997).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    Getting toward the end of caps from "Emmanuelle: A Time to Dream", but these are some of the best in terms of lighting and exposure. This first round is an everybody-but-Krista kinda batch. Star of the show is Debra Beatty... ah, which means I should have said "stars" of the show since we all know why Debra was in this here movie.

    Eight collages full of Debra's terrific hooters.

    Collages 1-3 also have some of her bum in them; numbers 1-6 were taken from a sport-humpin' scene that was shot with near-perfect lighting. Numbers 7 and 8 are from a robe-dropping scene that you just gotta see. Collage 7 and has the three best frames at full size, whereas whereas number 8 shows the complete sequence of robe discardment.

    The way I figure it Debra was the chief victim of silicone breast implants. If it weren't for them, every B movie from 1990-2000 would have had her in it, instead of a silicone sister. Maybe her parents should sue Dow-Corning. Why not? Especially in a world where parents of a couple of over-eating chubsters have sued McDonalds for...horrors...making their food and their establishments attractive to kids. What I wouldn't give to be the judge hearing that case.

    Then we got Kimberly Rowe's terrific little bum and the smallest hint of her crotch. Tis the last of the Kimberly caps from this movie. So sad.

    And Lori Morrisey's boobs. Interesting looking woman, that Lori, complete to put this gently?... quite a rack.

    Lori shares nekkid screen time with hottie Stacey Leigh Mobley. Collage 1 is a high-density set of frames that show Lori's boobs and Stacey's bum; the second offering is a single frame from the same sequence, and the third is a triple-B performance by Stacey and a half-hearted shot of Lori's bum.

    Two more collages of Stacey follow. Boobs in both, bum in the first.

    • Stacey Leigh Mobley and Lori Morrisey (1, 2, 3)
    • Stacey Leigh Mobley (1, 2)

    Last up of the non-Krista 'caps is Tiendra Damian. This collage is split in half. Appropriately enough we get Tiendra's boobs in the top half, her bum in the foreground of the bottom half. And in the background we can see good ol' Kimberly Rowe's bottom.

    So, as we wind down the caps, I figure we need to develop a booty average to judge films of this sort. Booty average would be the length of screen time with a nekkid babe visible divided by the running time of the movie. Gotta figure this Emmanuelle offering would be close to .500. And if you compute the equivalent of a slugging percentage, in which two nekkid babes are a double, three a triple and four a homer, then Emmanuelle: A Time to Dream would be like the Babe's 1929 slugging percentage and exceed 1.000. A lofty record, that.

    Here is the last big push to finish up good ol' Emmanuelle's time to dream.

    Lori Morrisey does a full-frontal, robe-removal scene in good light. Two collages worth.

    • Lori Morrisey (1, 2)

    Then Krista Allen does her thing in two sport-humpin' scenes. Lots of smoke and diffusion in the first scene so I grabbed only a few frames. Krista shows off her robo-hooters only in those two.

    • Krista Allen (1, 2)

    Next scene... the last of the movie... was a target-rich environment. Terrific lighting in this scene. Almost felt like I was cheating when I put together these collages. I grabbed over 100 frames and put the beth of em into 16 collages. Goes like this...

    Linda Cochran
    (1, 2)

    Mai Jansson
    (1, 2, 3)

    Nude scenes from a B&W 60's sexploitation film called "The Defilers". Both show breasts, Jansson adds bare bum views.

    Linda Hamilton An excellent collage of her toplessness in the original "Terminator"

    Jennifer Love Hewitt A larger version of an image we ran a few days ago of JLH from her recent Rolling Stone appearance. Great scan by IMF.

    Naomi Watts
    (1, 2)

    The "Mulholland Dr." star wearing a shear top with great pokies at a red carpet event.

    Winona Ryder New 'caps by the Skin-man from the Adam Sandler flick "Mr. Deeds". Just a bit of bra and cleavage from Ryder.

    Erin Collins
    (1, 2)

    The Survivor in Thailand babe in a bikini and showing off some cleavage.

    Florentine Lahme Toplessness, tight shirts, and some pokies from a recent episode of "Sternenfänger". Vidcaps by Slartibartfast.

    Mail Bag Request

    I just watched a promo for the "Scrubs" season premiere on Saturday and it showed another bra shot by Sarah Chalke. I don't know for sure if this was a misleading trailer but I sure hope some of your cappers are interested enough to tape it!