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Monday
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Tuna |
At last. The
Maxim Top 5. And #5 even has some
(see-through) nudity. Bridget Hall
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#4 Salma
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#3 Zeta
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#2 Casta
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#1 Gayheart.
I have to go back and look, but I don't
think Gayheart ever finishes in the top
five in our polls when you guys vote, but
the next three coincide with your
favorites.
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The
Night
|
Uma Thurman
and Robert DeNiro in "Mad Dog and
Glory"
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"Mad Dog
and Glory"
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"Mad Dog
and Glory"
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"Mad Dog
and Glory"
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"Mad Dog
and Glory"
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Snowblind |
Jennifer
MacDonald in "Campfire Tales"
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Camille
Keaton, "I Spit on Your Grave".
I've talked about this movie before.
Amateurishly acted, lurid, banned in
several countries for its cavalier
attitude toward violence and rape.
Probably the least entertaining of the
truly bad movies because you can't really
laugh at it. It isn't campy enough
violence to be gore-trash like
"Chainsaw Massacre" or the
Troma films. It's just a mean, ugly,
mean-spirited movie. Lots of nudity,
though, and surprisingly well
photographed.
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Camille
Keaton, "I Spit on Your Grave"
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Camille
Keaton, "I Spit on Your Grave"
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Camille
Keaton, "I Spit on Your Grave"
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Camille
Keaton, "I Spit on Your Grave"
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Camille
Keaton, "I Spit on Your Grave"
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Camille
Keaton, "I Spit on Your Grave"
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Fairuza Balk,
"American History X"
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FR |
I reckon this
would be "specialty material".
Hardcore action with Anita Blond in
"Delirious"
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Anita Blond
in "Delirious"
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Hugo |
Always great
to see new ones from Hugo! He doesn't do
many, but they are super! Michelle
Johnson in "Body Shot"
|
A couple
extra frames of Michelle Johnson in
"Body Shot"
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ICMS
(his comments as well) |
"Tanja
Dexters, Miss Belgium 1998, who decided
to reveal all for a special edition
millenium calendar. 3000 copies, $36
dollars apiece. There is more about her
at www.consult-it.be. Sorry, it's in
Dutch, but also has more pictures. These
pictures come from a Flemish liberal
(VLD-oriented) newspaper, maybe you
remember the VLD from that stunt with
Anke Van Dermeersch, Miss Belgium 1991
and at that time suspended lawyer, who
promised to pose for Playboy if elected.
She didn't get elected but apparently she
is going to pose for Playboy anyway (do
you know one politician who keeps his
promises?). To top it off our new liberal
Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt said a
couple of months ago that he wanted
Belgium to become a model state. Is this
what he meant or are these girls
misinterpreting his words ? ;-)"
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"Secondly
there is actress and TV presenter Truus
Druyts very early in her career. She
appeared briefly nude in a non-speaking
part in Flanders' most successful comedy
series F.C. De Kampioenen, a series about
a local café soccer team".
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"Then
there are still two German actresses, the
first being Inga Busch showing her bush
again in a docu-drama about GDR citizen
fleeing to the West via Hungary in 1989.
Here we see her skinny-dipping in Lake
Balaton, trying unsuccessfully to seduce
a guy into smuggling her into
Austria."
|
"Finally
some vidcaps of popular German actress
Carin C. Tietze. Not the most attractive
and most revealing pictures since she's
playing a corpse in a bath tub but she
rarely shows anything, so we have to
treasure anything we can find on
her."
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BFD |
I sure am
glad that BFD has old Ursula Andress
movies, because Ursula should be
preserved for the ages. "The
Sensuous Nurse". I don't remember
that movie.
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Shannon
Tweed, dark hair, "Sexual
Response". She looks great now, but
she was in her delectable prime then.
|
Shannon
Tweed, blond hair, "Sexual
Response".
|
Kelly Hill in
1992's "Final Embrace"
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Nancy Valen
Hill in 1992's "Final Embrace"
|
...
more ...
|
Gina Gershon
was really lookin' good on Leno. Non
nude, but must-see, I believe.
|
Julie Strain
in "Virtual Desire". Both of
these from Dann.
|
Tammy Parks
in "Virtual Desire"
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Saira Todd
again! "Playing the Field"
|
UC
99 |
Fiona Gelin,
"Escalier C"
|
Fiona Gelin,
" ....aura des femmes"
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Fiona Gelin,
" ....aura des femmes" (No
nudity, but good)
|
GR |
Juliette
Binoche in "The Unbearable Lightness
of Being". A very lovely collage,
even by GR's high standards.
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Lena Olin in
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being
|
Sisyphus |
This is
Jeanne Basone. She used to be
"Hollywood" on G.L.O.W, still
wrestles a little, got some implants,
never quite broke through.
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Jeanne Basone
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Jeanne Basone
|
Jeanne Basone
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Jeanne Basone
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Jeanne Basone
|
Mergaman |
Mergaman is
the guy who goes through the Stern show
frame-by-frame with his pause button and
finds uncensored frames. Amazin'! These
woman are anonymous, but this is one of
the most popular features we run here.
This is "Christina"
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Christina.
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Christina.
The last five of Christina are nearly
identical butt shots. Mergaman couldn't
decide which one he liked best. Seen one,
seen 'em all.
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Christina
|
Christina
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Christina
|
Christina
|
Alina
|
Alina
|
Alina
|
Mergy also
did a quick one of Terri Farrell at the
Emmy's. Sadly, the TV images don't quite
reflect the see-through nature of the
dress
|
Sunday |
Yesterday's
pictures of Saira Todd are from a series
called "A Few Short Journeys of the
Heart". The 'capper is nicknamed
Pitters, if you save them by author.
|
Here are a
couple more of Saira, from a series
called "A Fatal Inversion"
|
Saira again
|
Stone
Cold
|
Stone
Cold always sends me obscenely funny
letters, the kind that would make me the
object of FBI investigations and
terrorist attacks if I printed them.
Today I let him snake through the
pipeline (with some editing). The
comments are his own.
|
"Scooperman,
don't be too hard on yourself for being
fooled by that Sarah Jessica Parker fake.
It could have happened to anyone. In
fact, it could have happened to Parker.
Why am I being nice to you? Because that
ain't no fake, dillweed! That thar' be
one sweet pic of The Bonier Broderick, as
presented in the new issue of Interview
magazine, which by the way is the best
porn you can buy for under three bucks.
Of course, if they used decent paper,
you'd have to take out a second mortgage
to buy an issue. Good pictures, good
content, thousands of pages, but all
printed on recycled McDonald's napkins. I
sent you the Parker picture and some more
from Interview."
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"There
is also a Spice Girl in a see-through
top. But the girl, she doesn't have any
top to see. DiCaprio has bigger tits. I
don't know her name. She's a Mel, and
she's a white cracker. In fact she's very
white. She's so white she makes Barry
Manilow look like Wilson MoFuckin'
Pickett."
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"The
quality on the Friel picture really
sucks, but I ain't never seen it before,
so consider it for that Anna Friel
Worshipping Guy. Worship this."
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"There's
also one of Mariah Carey. Why bother
scanning Mariah in a bikini? Because of
the Maria Carey Law. It goes like this.
We all know that she's the most
temperamental ballbusting mofo woman that
ever walked, and a real ego case. In
fact, every guy in the world, knowing
that, would fuck her anyway. You'd look
deep into her eyes and see pure evil.
You'd get a vision of hell, and hear
those Gregorian Chants, and know that
your soul would be doomed for all
eternity if you fucked her. And then
you'd fuck her anyway. No exceptions.
Steven Fucking Hawking would stop
contemplating the universe just long
enough to contemplate her honey pot. Pope
John-Paul-George-Ringo would issue a new
encyclical on birth control within about
six minutes if she told him he could have
a piece with a rubber on."
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Sonja
Martin
|
So much
interest in Sonja all of a sudden! FR
leads it off with five more collages from
"Lemon Popsicle 7"
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Sonja Martin,
"Lemon Popsicle 7"
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Sonja Martin,
"Lemon Popsicle 7"
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Sonja Martin,
"Lemon Popsicle 7"
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Sonja Martin,
"Lemon Popsicle 7"
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The rest of
these are from Mongoose. As always, the
words are his own. The first one is a
pretty non-nude. the rest are hot.
"Well...I was holding these until I
got the whole bunch finished, but with
the recent upsurge in interest in 80's
eurosex goddess (aka Lady Mongoose) Sonja
Martin, I decided to send these scans on
in for public consumption. These scans
are from UK Penthouse circa Summer 1989
(v29 n9) and are the most recent Sonja
pics I have come across. Here's the first
(non-nude but RJL's fave)"
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"Number
two is your more traditional nudey mag
type pose. These scans are dedicated to
naked opera king DB! HE DA MAN!!! "
|
"Crazy
as it is, I don't have any pics here of
Sonja's magnificent ass. Here's a shot of
her three (or is it four?) finger gap.
Supernice."
|
"Sonja
again. There are three more pics from
this mag pictorial which I have not
scanned yet...but I will very soon. I'm
no scanner but I think these came out
pretty decent."
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On
The Edge
|
DiamondEdge's
project today is The Naked Detective,
which is not to be confused with The Nude
Bomb. I think they should make The Naked
Detective into a Cinemax series with
Denise Richards in the title role.
Comparing her to those other Private
Eyes, I don't think she'd have to rough
you up or slip you a $20 bill. I think
you'd talk to her. Yeah, ya'd sing like a
canary, ya big jamoke. The leadoff hitter
here is Carolyn Renee Smith
|
Carolyn Renee
Smith
|
Carolyn Renee
Smith
|
Carolyn Renee
Smith. A cool picture. Her body parts are
jammed up against teh shower curtain
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Camille
Donatacci. Camille is a fox.
|
Camille
Donatacci
|
Camille
Donatacci
|
Camille
Donatacci
|
The
Snapper
|
El Snapedor
is never boring. "Body Parts of
Annie Morton". Annie's face
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Annie's arse
|
Annie's
crotch
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Annie's
nipple
|
Fishy
smell
|
I'm still
waiting for Tuna to capture Romeo and
Juliet, so I can use my joke about
"two star-kis't lovers". Oops,
I guess I just spoiled it. Consider this
the first of Scoopy's Spoilers for the
Stupid: at the end, Romeo and Juliet both
buy the farm. Unless Hollywood films it.
Then they up getting a condo together in
a funky university section of Verona. Oh,
yeah, here's #2 in the series: Norman
Bates and his mom are the same person.
Back to the point, here's Jessica Lange
in "Everybody's All-American"
|
Beverly
D'Angelo in "Hair"
|
Beverly
D'Angelo in "Hair". I feel like
singing my favorite song. "Nibbie
abba noobie, libbie abba loobie, la lee
la lee lo .... ". I know that
"MacArthur Park" was the
runaway victor in Dave Barry's Bad Song
Poll, but maybe the voters hadn't heard
"Good Morning Starshine"
|
Bridget Fonda
in "You Can't Hurry Love". No
nudity, but pokers.
|
Jean Poremba
in "You Can't Hurry Love".
Plenty of nudity here, to atone for
Bridget.
|
The
Two Sheilas |
Besides being
the Australian name for "Laverne and
Shirley" re-runs, the Two Sheilas
are a couple of Brazilian Bombshells.
Scheila Carvalho is a petite brunette,
and Sheila Mello is a big ol' blond. Here
they are canoeing down the Amazon.
|
Hyapatia |
Caught-Celebs
sent over a quick dozen of adult star
Hyapatia Lee. They are all basic
gynecology shots.
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
|
Hyapatia
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Helcrom |
Hi, I'm Tane
McClure, and you might remember me from
such other grade b hits as "Apache
Beach Party", "Bachelor
Barmaids", "Captive
Carhops", and "Cheerleaders in
Creosote". Today, Helcrom has
captured me in "Go"
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Nikki Fritz,
same movie, same scene
|
Renee
Griffin, "Showdown in Little
Tokyo"
|
...
and ... |
Sonia Braga
in "Dona Flor" (Graphic
Response)
|
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Queen Paola
of Belgium (a good upskirt)
|
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Olivia Pascal
in "Vanessa" (ScanMan)
|
Olivia Pascal
in "Vanessa"
|
Saturday
starts here! |
Quite a few
people wrote me to say that there is a
much easier way to look at the firstview
picture collection. Go to this address,
and you'll find the pictures organized
and labeled by model within each
collection. Thanks for the tip, guys!
Needless to say, I'm not at all expert
when it comes to models. If you guys want
to submit items which may be of interest,
use support@scoopy.net. One guy wrote to
say that he has a couple hundred already
sorted and identified ... sure, send them
in - not all at once, but send in maybe
five a day like Tuna does, and you'll be
a regular feature. Just add an attachment
to your mail. Most standard e-mail
programs can add five or more
attachments, or some guys prefer to put
them in a zip file and send a single
attachment. This is where you click for
the site that organizes the firstview
pictures.
|
Once again,
many, many people wrote in to identify
this model (same picture as yesterday) as
Maggie Rizer.
|
Here is one
more nude model picture from that Mario
Sorrenti redhead collection, scanned by
The Snapper. If you know her, tell us
about it.
|
This is only
related to the thread because it is
scanned by the Snapper. It is a treasure.
I have never seen this odd picture of
Tara Fitzgerald anywhere before. Snapper
scanned it himself, froma limited issue
book called "It's Nothing
Personal" by John Stoddart. Her body
parts seem in such disproportion that it
looks to me like another one of those
fakes. Her head looks about twice as big
as it should be. I guess it is a matter
of the camera's perspective and the fact
that she's sitting on a sink or a
dressing table, with some parts of her
body closer than others to the camera. I
don't know, it just looks odd to me.
Anyway, there is an exposed breast. Great
find, Snapper!
|
One of
those blooper shows showed Mr Blackwell
adjusting Sally Kirkland's dress one time
when her boob fell out. It was censored
on the blooper show, but Dick Clark
mentioned that the incident originally
made it to the air on a live show. Are
there any caps?
|
Does
anyone have any pictures of Dana
Gillespie, an actress who was in
"The Land that Time Forgot"
|
Does
anyone have any pictures of Tina Thorner?
She's a Scandinavian babe who is a
navigator for motorsports rally events. I
never heard of her, although she and
President Eisenhower were a great racing
team. After he retired as President,
Eisenhower got into motor sports pretty
heavy, and who could ever forget the
driving team of Ike and Tina Thorner. OK,
maybe she never worked with Eisenhower,
but the word among motorsports
enthusiasts is that she stripped for a
Euronaughty publication and that the
results were highly satisfactory. Of
course, as my correspondent pointed out,
this may mean that she looks better naked
than Mario Andretti, but does anyone have
the goods? You can keep the nudes of
Mario, but any Tina's would be cool.
|
One
visitor wrote to say that Wendy Malick
(the jaded model on "Just Shoot
Me") may have done a topless scene
on "Dream On". Don't think
that's right, but she was a model. Anyone
have any good stuff?
|
One guy wrote
to tell me that a new book of photos has
a near-nude of Jennifer Aniston. No need
to wait until we get the book. Here's the
pic. She looks nude, but this once was in
a pop magazine so it's tasteful and don't
expect all that much exposure. I do think
it's the sexiest posed picture of
Aniston.
|
Another
new guy presents .. |
I've never
seen Saira Todd naked before, and I
really don't know who she is. I do know
that if you live in the UK, you probably
see her in a different mini-series every
year. She's been in three different ones
in the past three years. The guy who sent
them in didn't tell me which one they are
from. As far as I can tell, her only
starring role was in "Holding
On", according to IMDb. There are
full-frontals in here! (Have to love the
BBC) Can somebody from the UK please tell
us which series they are from?
|
Saira Todd,
more frontals.
|
Saira Todd,
chest close-up. The imager didn't put a
name on the caps, and I'm not sure if I'm
supposed to use anything from his e-mail,
so they are unsigned.
|
RDO |
Hi Scoop,
I rented the other Margaret Langrick movie that I know of. In this one she
lives with her father, who is an eccentric tow truck driver and collector of
junk. He finds a travelling salesman almost frozen to death in a blizzard,
and brings him and his car home as a present for his daughter's 18th
birthday. He instructs her to undress the guy and rub him down with warm
water to revive him. She does so off camera. Then he heads back out to see
what else he might find. When the salesman comes around, she proceeds
to undress and take a bath herself.
Later her dad comes back and gets very drunk along with the salesman. He
has his daughter do a strip tease for the guy, then he belts him for looking
at his daughter. After that it gets weird, and since there was no more
nudity, I only watched it with the scan button. When I first saw this one I
was considerably younger and had seen much less screen nudity. I remembered
it as being a good bit more explicit than it actually is. The strip show,
especially, is actually barely visible. Ah, well. Youth is wasted on the
young, eh?
I also got my own caps of Sandra Beall in "Key Exchange" and Sondra Locke
in "Suzanne".
And I bought the DVD issue of "The Man Who Fell to Earth". Now there's a
daunting task. It may be about a 3 week job. Do you know who the 3 girls
are near the beginning when Bowie is doing his telepathic thing and
"mind-watching" the couples making out in nearby hotel rooms? I have caps,
but no names.
Daneel
Hey,
RDO, one place to start is the back issues -
searching for the movie. I think you'll find some
useful ID's and stuff in past issues. I think I
finally got all three or two out of three ID'd -
look up the castmembers in the Encyclopedia, and
I think you may have some luck there as well. If
still in doubt, we'll work on it when we post
them.
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Locke in
"Suzanne". Enlargement. Topless
on her back.
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Locke in
"Suzanne". Enlargement.
Topless, upright.
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Locke in
"Suzanne". All images.
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Langrick in
"Cold Comfort". The striptease.
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Langrick in
"Cold Comfort". Pre-bath.
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Langrick in
"Cold Comfort". Pre-bath.
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Sandra Beall
in "Key Exchange", Storyboard
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Sandra Beall
in "Key Exchange", Storyboard
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Sandra Beall
in "Key Exchange", enlargement
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Sandra Beall
in "Key Exchange", enlargement
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Aesthete |
Greetings Scoop,
This week, I've capped and collaged one of those late night "Skinnemax"
movies. Not a great movie, but the nudity was pretty good. Most of the
collages are of Kim Yates, who's done several other movies, and from the
titles, I'll bet the main attraction of them all is skin. The other
actress is Lauren Hays, who is probably best know for the "Great Bikini
Off-Road Adventure", if one calls that being known.
Anyway, the collages came out pretty good, and they're both good looking
actresses. The plot, by the way, was kind of a remake of "Single White
Female" into "Married White Couple", if you know what I mean.
I hope you like the collages.
Aesthete
|
Kim's shirt
flies open
|
Kim removes
the top of her swimsuit
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Lauren
removes the top of her swimsuit
|
Kim and
Lauren topless at the beach
|
Kim: sex
scene
|
Kim: sex
scene
|
Kim: sex
scene close-up
|
Kim and
Lauren find each other VERY entertaining
|
Kim and
Lauren: sex scene continues
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Kim and
Lauren: sex scene close-up
|
Lauren's
boobs in close-up
|
There is no
dedicated Aesthete website, but he's here
almost every week on the weekend page,
and has been for months and months.
Search for "Aesthete" with the
search function in the back issues. We
have more than a year of back issues,
plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes,
the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the
Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up,
log in, or get info
|
Tuna
nears Blastoff |
The Big Fish
is nearing the end of the Maxim
Countdown. (No nudity). #10 Esther
Canadas. Nothin' against Esther, but I
think anyone could find more than nine
sexier women with the world to choose
from.
|
#9 Denise. I
wonder if she'll endure. She's
tremendously sexy, and I'm not just
saying that because we're an item, but
because it's true. But will her career
have "legs"?
|
#8 Kate Moss.
|
#7 Heidi
Klum. If I ever get a shot at showbiz,
I'm hiring the same people she hired. Two
years ago she's dead nobody. Now she's
#7.
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#6. Monica
Belucci. It's not that she doesn't
deserve a high spot because she is sexy
as all get out, no question, but isn't
she kinda obscure to make the #6 spot? I
think they missed my cousin Julie in
Krakow. She's cute.
|
Noteworthy |
I used to
think that the title of world's best-ever
butt had to be between Naomi Campbell and
Jaime Pressly, but I'm steadily coming
over to the Sonja Martin camp. Submitted
for your consideration
|
#2 of martin,
submitted for your consideration
|
Tina Arena
performs in a see-through on French TV.
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Charlotte
Lewis, "Excessive Force". I'm
not sure what kept her from greater fame,
but I don't think it was her looks.
|
Michelle
Mercier in "Shoot the Piano
Player". Best caps I've ever seen
from this movie, by Scanman. I've always
wondered about Truffaut's sense of humor.
You know how you watch Mel Brooks movies
and you laugh a lot because Mel wants you
to. And when you watch Ed Wood movies you
laugh a lot, but he didn't think you
would? Truffaut has directed some of the
funniest scenes I've ever seen, and I was
the only one in the theater laughing.
When Aznavour and the girl are being
followed by the baddies, she pulls out
her compact mirror to watch them without
turning around, and it looks like their
faces are about a foot from the mirror
and in a very silly and contrived pose,
when in fact they are far away, I thought
it was about the best and most unexpected
visual gag I'd ever seen. I sure hope
Truffaut was in on the joke. "Piano
Player" is one of my favorite
movies. I know it changes tone from
serious to comic, and from sincere to
absurd, and back again several times, and
the lighting and mood change just as
abruptly. Many people think this is
inappropriate, but I just think this is
the king of the quirky films. I've been
unkind to the French New Wave in the
past, especially to Resnais and Godard,
but I forgave that movement everything
because of Truffaut. I think I'm willing
to forgive almost anything for someone
with a sense of humor.
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Great
Danes
|
I don't think
we've ever run an entire section of Danes
before. The comments and ID's were made
by Dalton. He's also identified his
original file names. In his file names,
the name comes first. Anything after an @
is a movie title. DT is Dalton's own
self-abbreviation. Birgitte Raaberg@Midt
Om Natten-DT.jpg. She's a actress...
probably most famous for her role in Lars
von Trier's "The Kingdom"
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Lisbeth
Dahl@Hoefeber-DT.jpg . Another actress...
Probably most famous for her stage career
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Sanne
Hamburger-DT.jpg. Married to Danish
professional cyclist Bo Hamburger
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Trine
Dyrholm@Springflod-DT.jpg. Actress, most
famous for her role in the tv series
"Taxi"
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Pia
Vieth-DT.jpg Also starred in
"Taxi"... I think I've allready
sent you this before
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Pernille
Hoejmark-DT.jpg Another from
"Taxi". Also done lots of other
stuff... she's even a professional singer
too
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Puk
Elgaard1-DT.jpg Danish tv host... she's
been on a kid show a couple of years...
these vidcaps are from a travel show she
did. No nudity.
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Puk
Elgaard2-DT.jpg Danish tv host... she's
been on a kid show a couple of years...
these vidcaps are from a travel show she
did.
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Puk
Elgaard3-DT.jpg Danish tv host... she's
been on a kid show a couple of years...
these vidcaps are from a travel show she
did.
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Lotte
Feder-DT.jpg. She's a kid show host... No
nudity
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Mette
Lisby-DT.jpg. Stand up comedian, has her
own TV show. No nudity.
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Kirsten
Nordholt@Skovturen-DT.jpg . Actress, both
movie and stage..
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Camilla &
Chalotte Wisoefeldt1-DT.jpg. Camilla is
on a very popular TV-show called
"Robinson"... She's a
contestant... (No nudity in these)
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Camilla &
Chalotte Wisoefeldt2-DT.jpg. Camilla is
on a very popular TV-show called
"Robinson"... She's a
contestant...
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Camilla &
Chalotte Wisoefeldt3-DT.jpg. Camilla is
on a very popular TV-show called
"Robinson"... She's a
contestant...
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